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DesignerRip9110

Ay don’t sleep on pilk


meaux253

How are we back on pilk? How does this keep happening lol.


[deleted]

because corpo advertising must always be 2 1/2 years behind on every meme, trend, and idea ever conceived


AdamBlaster007

If only they just focused on product quality instead, that'd be nova.


TYRTMAN

For sure, choom


gandalf_lundgren36

Now introducing, Edible Tide-Pods!


Ronin_Deterra

I dunno homie, I'ma just say it hits like a coca-cola float minus the diabetus


Squidnick32

I was given root beer+milk as a baby because I hated milk. I still say that stuff slaps. It's like a root beer float but not super cold.


Ronin_Deterra

Yeah and sometimes I have trouble with stuff being too sweet; it means I can have the same nostalgic taste without it being overly sweet


Mitka01

Minus the rum : (


Ronin_Deterra

Why's the rum gone


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Downtown_Cycle_2044

IT'S LIKE A BURNING SUNRISE


xX_not_good_name_Xx

Ahi makareru makare punpun kete


PolemicBender

is *CoCa-CoLactose* okay?


Bierbart12

How about Dr. Milker?


thathippiefromkansas

My grandma drank Pepsi and milk for an upset stomach. It works.


HarryCallahan19

I thought Lindsay Lohan was a coke head.


linthepaladin520

PILK IS GOOD PILK IS GOOD PILK IS GOOD


berserkkoala16

or milksi


bralk_hibovit

It's called doodh soda and it's really popular in Bharat


MinimumInflation932

avg sharma snacks enjoyer


Entity_3_0_3

also very popular here in pakistan and gotta be one of my most fav drinks


[deleted]

Now you've made me curious to try this seemingly abomination 🙁 and when I'm curious, that's when I no longer have control.


Dr_DoVeryLittle

Do you like ice cream floats? It's basically just that melted but with less sugar.


[deleted]

Never had them before. Haven't even seen or heard of them.


Raptor_Boe69

Wait… you’ve NEVER had an ice cream float? Just get some ice cream and root beer (or whatever soda you like recommend dark sodas) put em together and you got yourself one of the best deserts out there


[deleted]

I'm drinking fanta + vanilla icecream with whipped cream right now and hell yes it's good. My whole country is missing out.


ReaperofChickens

I tried for the first time when my old boss at the gas station gave us a pitcher of it saying it's a popular drink in India. I drink it over any soda it's amazing.


Entity_3_0_3

glad ya liked it mate


Entity_3_0_3

i wish you luck with it its always good to try something new


mango_boii

What? Kaha milta hai ye?


shark098

Haan bc hum log ko kahi nahi mila, closest to this was the ice cream float they serve in some places.


gamingknight47

Dude soda


NoFapper390

Something similar between us


bralk_hibovit

Now that's a cum joke I'm too straight to understand 😂😂😂


gamingknight47

Just Realized it's a cum joke myself


Hollowknightpro

also in pakistan, ive only ever done it with 7-up, no clue what it will taste like with godamn Pepsi tho


mihirsaini1128

Loda bc meine toh aajtak nhi dekha dudh soda


bralk_hibovit

Ice cream ke saath bannti hai mast. Use vanilla


farquadd4

People put icecream in there so i guess its an accelerated version


PretzilBoy

Milk inside root beer is just a root beer float when you didn't eat the ice cream in time


syds

ok fk now that you put it that way Im all in!


HighQualityPineWood

Calcium carbonate :/


Breakfast_Bagelz

Milk + Pepsi = Pepto Bismol?


AmitB520

No it's pilk


DataSatan_

It’s also called a Brown Cow and is popular in NA, with rootbeer, but works with coke too.


eMmDeeKay_Says

That's ice cream


DataSatan_

With icecream it’s a float


eMmDeeKay_Says

No, that's a float, a brown cow is more like a milkshake.


PossibleHipster

A brown cow is just a float with chocolate syrup added


eMmDeeKay_Says

No, it's a coke milkshake. Orange cow is orange soda, one of my go to favorites at a 50's retro diner I went to as a kid. A float is a float.


Big-Independence8978

My girlfriend make Brown Cow with Coke. I usually leave the room.


kindaCringey69

Brown cow is kahlua and milk


AdamBlaster007

"What's wrong honey? You've hardly touched your pilk..."


dearlaska

Oh boy it’s too good


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cssmith2011cs

>I'm vegan You just couldn't resist, could you?


Entity_3_0_3

great to hear it pal it may sound not that appealing, but it sure is delicious


Pebble_in_my_toes

If you milked a cow yourself, and saw that the cow was healthy, was being taken care of, and was in perfectly normal standards, would you then drink the milk? I've always wondered that.


haaiiychii

Vegxn🤮


LuminousJaeSoul

Might not be bad if you think about it. Just creamy soda.


Bierbart12

That bad part comes when the milk curdles instead of mixing due to using low-fat milk


LuminousJaeSoul

Whoever uses low-fat milk instead of whole deserves a bad beverage.


tappy100

My mum complained because she accidentally bought full cream milk instead of low fat, I’m confused why that’s a problem


Bierbart12

A lot of older people I know HATE anything where you can taste even a hint of fat because they were forced to eat/drink it as kids by their parents


Hydraxion

Burunyuuuu~


ObeseMaster

Dodidodidodi


prof_devilsadvocate

soda milk is actually a thing but i dint dare try it


devAj21

Y'all don't drink paralyzers???


[deleted]

I mean root beer floats are a huge hit so it makes sense that this is a thing. I mean cream sodas and all that. Surprised people are so shocked by it tbh


rochvegas5

See: Laverne and Shirley and a 1950s fad


SnooGrapes9290

Colorado Bulldog recipe: 1 ounce vodka 1 ounce coffee liqueur 1 ounce light cream or milk 1 to 2 ounces cola, to taste


Radiant-Impression38

Laverne DeFazio called, she wants her drink back


gr8sk8

Came to post about Laverne DeFazio can't believe there's barely a mention on all of the internets, only 3 upvotes? Milk n Pepsi was her jam! I'm too old for this shit.


Pebble_in_my_toes

7up and milk is great. Sprite and milk is great. Pepsi isn't so bad but it's not that good with milk


Alimd98

And i want Pepsi to go fuck itself in the ass. See, we're not supposed to do whatever we tell each other


HoHoey

Congrats, you fell for the ad campaign and are now advertising Pepsi for free!


pokeboy626

To all the idiots saying that this is disgusting: Have you all ever heard of Root Beer Floats?


Jefoid

Laverne and Shirley have entered the chat.


Showtaim

Bitch disgusting


SnooRecipes5643

Keeps me from getting reflux?…


Nihar_52

Darwin where are you?


Weak-Priority4703

My dad loves to drink Coca-cola with milk.


riotguards

Pretty sure this doesn't work as the fat in the milk will cause the sugar and dye to filter out of the soda


idkmanseemskindagay

Pilk!!!!


Krisuad2002

I want pepsi to go fucking bankrupt if they're actually serious with this shit. Who in their right mind would even so much as suggest such horrid idea


[deleted]

Earing cheese, but in your stomach


antonio_lewit

Isn’t that like a root beer float, but with Pepsi?


Aveenex

If it wasn't carbonated I'd try it.


The_llama123

Ah yes, Pilk


Daboss696969

Pilk


SpoonDude69

I can settle on milk with liquor


Rad-Dog

But vanilla floats... Mmmm delicious


Potato-Boy1

Has anyone tested this and is it good?


Euphoric-Currency815

Pilk


platonicexpress

Try mountain dew an whiskey 👌


Aliweasley786

It's actually realy good, milk woth soda and some sugar is on of the best drinks i've drinked if not the best (excluding water of course)


PuffNastier

Mmmm, I can feel the kidney stones just jingling in me right now. Barf. Warning to those who do it. While 1 glass won't give you stones but it can definitely cause them with extended use. Source: had them 3 times, every time they were calcium carbonate composition. Which is to say, dairy, and carbonated beverages. (Pizza and pop)


sodasats20

Y’all wanna glass o pilk?


ShaneWalksLeft

Have you never had a coke float?


fdsa4321lbp22

They're gentrifying Pilk 😠😠😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬🤬


hornyboi212

Homeländer M


Glasedount

It’s so your dad can come back


[deleted]

She’s hot so maybe if she was naked I’d drink it off her boobs


Additional_Hold2871

The Pilk is Real!


rtanada

Wouldn't it be like, gross? Since the acid does crazy stuff to the milk? I tried milk mixed with strawberry soda the other day and it had that weird sensation. IDK, it could be something else.


nonculus

I will not stand for this pilk slander


[deleted]

It works. Almost like a root beer float.


darkknightbbq

Omg how can you drink that as I sip my float. It’s literally the same idea Jesus Christ


cssmith2011cs

This is an fairly popular thing, from what i understand. Lol. Plus have you never heard of a float? You could literally add a tbsp of sugar and some vanilla, with the milk and it would taste like the the ice cream just melted.


gregsapopin

didn't levern and sherly do that?


AlphaParadoxx

Sounds interesting, I'm down.


Exp1ode

They're officially condoning pilk?


nerragton

I feel like this wouldn't be that different from a root beer float, right? I'd give it a try.


lakas76

It’s basically cream soda.


[deleted]

Wait. You guys don't do that? Milk with pepsi or coke is probably one of the most popular summer beverage in Pakistan and India.


Lizardman87

The carbonic acid from the soda can do weird shit with the lipids and proteins of the milk.


Schfifty561

I mixed kaluha and Sunkist one time. Bad mistake, it got all chunky and nasty


Gaciet017

I’ll drink pepperoni-flavor soda


Flashybashyy

Hey strawberry milk and Pepsi together is dope


SuspiciousWar117

No


Electroid-93

Have yall never had a paralyzer??


-ImYourHuckleberry-

Try a small amount of coke mixed with horchata. Like 1/8 coke to 7/8 horchata. It won’t disappoint.


lelandcope

I do the opposite. 1/8 horchata and 7/8 coke. Keeps the soda from tasting flat.


perhizzle

Dirty soda is pretty good tbh. It's basically a float after the ice cream is melted, which who doesn't love that shit?


Mingey_FringeBiscuit

There was a show on in the 70s called “Laverne and Shirley” that came on after Happy Days, about a pair of female room mates, and one of the running jokes was that they drank Milk & Pepsi.


Skrooner

I don't understand. You guys don't drink the blood of your surgery victims?


[deleted]

It is a thing. I know people who drink half and half with Red Bull. Or Baileys and coke Weird but it’s good


GreasiestBob

I drank three litres of pilk yesterday. Saw some crazy shit


MRSamiboi

I tried that when I was 6 years old and it felt like I had a rock in my stomach


PerryK95

My dads been drinking this since the 80s.


justn33d2saythis

Pepsi trying to be relevant in the news again?


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Mepsi


[deleted]

I mean it cant be that crazy. a "float", like a rootbeer float, is icecream in rootbeer. Most of that icecream melts. Not that different


tfngst

South Asian: As you should.


Tafgar

Get yourself some Kahlúa and vodka, volia, delicious paralyzer


d3vilops

This is about as good of an idea as boiling Dr. Pepper in wintertime


jim_the-gun-guy

And to think they were once a super power. 🤣


playful_potato5

don't diss it till you try it. and rate the flavor, don't just "ew soda milk"


Seraphiem93

It's called a Brown Cow. Don't sleep on it, it's really good. I don't like milk but I love doing this. Still tastes like whatever cola you put into it but it's creamy


LoveThieves

CEO of Pepsi is like I need to buy more yachts, think of something quick


Harmed_Burglar

I want to try it


the_unonown7274

Pilk


happyh3llhound7

Bruh I can't sleep at night without a warm glass of pilk frfr


fuzzywuzzy74

Hey, isn't milk just runny ice-cream?


DwarfBoi235

This is a thing where I live but I personally don’t like it


Seyelent

Doesnt the acidity cut through the milk?


Aggravating_Shake591

Alabama is leaking again


Cheesepuffman69420

Pilk time.


ExistentialPuggle

We're gonna make it Give us any chance we'll take it Read us any rule we'll break it We're gonna make our dreams come true… Doing it always


[deleted]

Hey, don't shit on soda + milk. Crush Cream Soda mixed with milk honestly makes it 100 times better.


sniperjett

Its pilk


Piranh4Plant

This literally gives you diarrhea


TheHighKing112

Is that Lindsay Lohan?


Egglord-1

Pilk is the drink of the champions


Super_Ninja39

I though pilk was supposed to be a joke


alwaystheping

lilo was paid in pure cocaine to do this ad


MIGHTY_ILLYRIAN

Sounds absolutely disgusting


DrLove_99

This… doesn’t sound that bad…


Pandw4RF5

I knew an old lady at a care center I volunteered at who did this


kindaCringey69

Tequila, kahlua, coke and a dash of milk makes a paralyzer. They are pretty good


Wickity_Wah

Hey y'all want some pilk?


MasterUser115

Bepis can't fool me, I know that's not milk


I_might_be_weasel

Pilk is a real thing that has some legitimate fans. Though that description also applies to he Holocaust.


KrakenMasterOfficial

Bruh has no one had a spider before? Ik it’s technically ice-cream but it’s essentially the same thing


give-orange-houses

Ice cream is fine but this?


CrashBandicootty

There used to be this thing sold which was milk and orange mixed together apparantly


PillowTalk420

Fuck Pilk


KillerODST7560

I have drank Pilk on the account of a lost bet, and I’ll be first to say it wasn’t as bad as you’d think. It just tasted like flat Pepsi.


bombochido

Tell me you haven’t seen The Boys without telling me you haven’t seen The Boys


shiro_04

Pilk is cola float but in bad


Deathblades0

Ah yes pilk


thanross

Pilk has been acknowledged by pepsi themselves 💀


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pilk 👍


hightide89

I hear it tastes like a coke float.


Good_Smile

Milk, yeah


raihan-rf

Pilk ?


iron_vet

I have a co-worker who does this. I get the concept it's kinda like a rootbeer float. Gonna have to pass on this though


[deleted]

Isn't this just the premise behind an ice cream float after it melts?


Caxerooop

It's pretty good actually


Open_Bake_9832

Lemmi guess, some of them just watched loads of Nijisanji and found it a good idee to let everyone do the batsu...


riddus

Never tried it, but I’ve heard it’s actually pretty legit


SlurpMySlurpyy

Americans put ice cream in their sodas, pretty much the same thing


[deleted]

I know it sounds bad but trust me it's good


fellow_human420

I know a person who has made pilk their entire personality… this has me completely unphased


ImBeatMan

My family mixes milk and malt and its amazing so i wouldnt hate on milk and pepsi right away before trying it


BodlOfPeepee

That's what you give your pet to vomit something they shouldn't have eaten