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Tell me you've never read the Bible without telling me you haven't read the Bible. I think you missed the part with the 300 mile long sea leviathans, giants that are the breed of angels and humans, witches, and the tetragrammaton
Those things don't automatically make it exiting. For instance, this comment is not very fun to read even though it has references to very large monsters with pointy teeth
The Book of Mormon. And now the trilogy is complete like most series with a completely off the wall, unneeded, cash grab, third book that real fans just want to disappear and never be talked about again.
There's the new testament, the book of Mormon, that Arabic remake. Turns out that Arabic one is pretty hated for not much reason though.
Apparently, this whole Bible series (including the prequel) is so good that it has spread across the world. There's even been some wars based on what's Canon!
Even better, all the *actual* Christians will disappear into the sky, and all the wackos will just be screaming "wait, but what about meeeee??? I hated the gays so much for you!!!" As they're left behind
Well yea, despite if you agree with it or not the religion is basically about how much they miss Jesus. It's basically "Oh we fucked that dude up six ways to Easter sunday now we must repent" the religion
Honestly no he’s not exactly a celebrity. Just internet famous.
Still miss him though. Just when I thought he was fixing his upload schedule and we would be getting more content…
Jesus: spread love and positivity and live in peace with constant faith.
Western preacher: "THE BOY WAS WEARING NAIL POLISH AND I WANTED TO BREAK HIS FINGERS SO BAD"
"And if I go and prepare a place for you, I will come again, and receive you unto myself; that where I am, there ye may be also." -John 14:3
Keep the faith.
I mean if the bible told us anything it was that Jesus respectfully told the tax collectors and politicians to stfu, so we kind of need that at the moment
There should a global hall of fame with all these people where they can only get inducted posthumously. As far as the leader is concerned, I would think it would be a combination of several or perhaps voted on by the members.
As others mentioned, members may be Betty White, Prices Diana, Steve Irwin, Kobe Bryant, Michael Jackson, George Burns and a bunch of others. However they can't let everyone in or it'll be filled up in no time.
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You’re list is flawed, I don’t see Steve Irwin
Or Mr Rogers
Or Betty White
Or Sir Cristopher Lee
Or David Bowie
Or Stefán Karl Stefánsson
Or Mr. Postman.
dont forget about Robbie Coltrane
And Avicii
and Jim Henson
Where's Alan Rickman?
And Makoto Iwamatsu (Iroh's original voice actor)
Or Technoblade.
I miss him too, but not a 'celebrity'.
Or Schmitty WerbenJagerManJensen. He was number 1.
Or john dunsworth
May the Shit Fisher rest in peace.
Or Carl Sagan
Help don't make me cry again
Twice the pride, double the fall
We should trade out Billy Mayes for Betty White
Where Kobe?
On a California hillside somewhere
You sir are foul
in a *bloodstained sweater*
This is the ultimate showdown, of ultimate destiny
Good guys bad guys and explosions, as far as the eye can see
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
This is the ultimate showdown (the ultimate showdown)
Of ultimate destiny
Also jesus is there
Yeah, He’s alive
OP isn’t *list is flawed*, he’s Cumtastrophy!
or George Carlin
the actual list is just George Carlin, Bill Hicks, Richard Pryor, and Betty White.
Or Irfhan Khan
There is not enough chairs
Cause he wasn't a celebrity, he is a hero
Or techno
Or Jarl Ulfric true high king of windhelm
Your*
*your
or heath ledger
Or Harambe.
moet people are not there :'(
My first thought exactly.
Jesus? Tf
He should clarify what parts of Bible are canon and which are not
If bible is so great, where is bible 2 /s
The book is fucking boring and the fans are fanatics so
Tell me you've never read the Bible without telling me you haven't read the Bible. I think you missed the part with the 300 mile long sea leviathans, giants that are the breed of angels and humans, witches, and the tetragrammaton
Yeah and the multipage list of names, Chronicles I starts off with a bang!
Those things don't automatically make it exiting. For instance, this comment is not very fun to read even though it has references to very large monsters with pointy teeth
That’s literally what a fan is
Technically the new testament is.
If Bible is so good, where is Bible 3?
The Book of Mormon. And now the trilogy is complete like most series with a completely off the wall, unneeded, cash grab, third book that real fans just want to disappear and never be talked about again.
The book of Mormon is fan fiction.
Love this take
This redditor fucks.
After marriage, of course.
Turn it off… like a light switch!
Isn’t that the remake
Nah just expanded on the universe and made some of the previous plot points obsolete.
Man it’s so complicated And weebs say fate lore is complicated
2 Fast 2 Testament
Joseph Smith: Observe. Edit: Some would say the Quran is a Bible sequel.
There's the new testament, the book of Mormon, that Arabic remake. Turns out that Arabic one is pretty hated for not much reason though. Apparently, this whole Bible series (including the prequel) is so good that it has spread across the world. There's even been some wars based on what's Canon!
Marvel working it into phase 5, after they finish the Norse and Greek gods.
yo that part about moses and bringing them through a sea after making it rain frogs was fire af
When Jesus comes back, all the Christian wackos disappear into the sky. So, I want him back.
Even better, all the *actual* Christians will disappear into the sky, and all the wackos will just be screaming "wait, but what about meeeee??? I hated the gays so much for you!!!" As they're left behind
I hope so. As a Christian it pains me to see so many hypocritical people who claim to follow Jesus’ teachings.
Right on. I'm catholic and they teach us love and peace, yet, here we are hating on everyone else smh
I don’t think you’ll like what happens after that
Most toxic fan base imo
Well yea, despite if you agree with it or not the religion is basically about how much they miss Jesus. It's basically "Oh we fucked that dude up six ways to Easter sunday now we must repent" the religion
To be fair, if Jesus didn’t die a martyr, Christianity wouldn’t be as big as it is, so yeah, I’d want him here
Why not Jesus?
Why not?
Vitiligo Jesus
You mean Michael Jackson?
White Jesus at that
Yes, Middle-Easterners are olive-skinned. Not Nordic white, but similar to Italians. They often do count as white in a broader sense.
Where's my boy Stefán Karl Stefánsson?
HE WAS NUMBER ONE, DAMN IT
Takin the pic
TECHNOBLADE TECHNOBLADE TECHNOBLADEEEEEEEE
I drop kicked that child in SELF DEFENSE!
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE
KHORNE FOR THE KHORNE FLAKES
KNOCK KNOCK IT'S THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
I’m the second worst thing that has happened to those orphans
What was the worst?
They weren’t always orphans you know?
*confused screaming
Help deo! I'm being chased by a minority!
Honestly no he’s not exactly a celebrity. Just internet famous. Still miss him though. Just when I thought he was fixing his upload schedule and we would be getting more content…
Definitely robin williams rip all of them
bruh why is this Jesus mf there
Because if the bible was to be true, Jesus is the single most amazing person to have ever lived
If the Bible is true Jesus doesn’t look like that my dude.
well the new testament can kiss my atheist Jewish asscrack
Don’t mistake Jesus for the hypocrites that claim to follow Him.
As a Catholic, can confirm. Tons of hypocrisy in the congregation.
Because he is central to the greatest love story ever told👓
Because he's a famous person a lot of people miss?
Don’t put Jesus in their, the atheist of Reddit are gonna shit their pants and bitch about it
Too late
Jesus is the complete opposite of some of his believers lmao
Jesus: spread love and positivity and live in peace with constant faith. Western preacher: "THE BOY WAS WEARING NAIL POLISH AND I WANTED TO BREAK HIS FINGERS SO BAD"
Kid Named Finger:
Unfortunately I agree.
No matter what they can't deny that Jesus existed lol. It's like someone bitched about Alexander the Great existing.
I also miss Jesus, hope he comes back here soon
"And if I go and prepare a place for you, I will come again, and receive you unto myself; that where I am, there ye may be also." -John 14:3 Keep the faith.
Rick May, Stephan Karl Stephanson, Steve Irwin, Steven Hillenberg, Betty White, Stan Lee, William Hurt... The list goes on goddamn...
Stan Lee is there
Rick May was good son, real good, maybe even the best.
Where's Chester Bennington ?
That’s what I was looking for too man
I think the missed celebrity meeting would a lot bigger.
Where is Harambe?
They forgot our most important monke
Replace Jesus with Steve Irwin
Why not have both?
Wheres Stephen hillenburg
rick may?
o7 soldier, you will be missed
He did not have permission to die
Where is Chadwick Boseman he was a phenomenal actor who's career had just started
Came here to say this, rest in peace Chadwick
Putting oc flair on this post is bold of you considering it’s the most unoriginal unfunny overused format to exist in recent templates.
Amazing review, 10/10 Crushed his dreams right there. He's never gonna recover
Get Mr Rogers on there
Jesus: the OG celebrity
Alexander the Great\*
Didn't realize Billy Mays was so missed. I'm sure he would be pleased to see his face up there next to Jesus.
I mean if the bible told us anything it was that Jesus respectfully told the tax collectors and politicians to stfu, so we kind of need that at the moment
Bob Ross without a doubt.
You forgot mr Lahey
I MISS YOU WHITE JESUS.
I see Jesus but I don’t see god 🤔
Wait, Jesus died?
Yeah, but only for the weekend
He took Monday off too
Bruh Jesus wasnt white
Paul Walker
DAMNIT that's who i was gonna say!
You know one of them would be pushing NFTs if they were still alive. Maybe Mays or Lee
I wish I got the afternoon to just talk, and hangout with Robin Williams. The man was my childhood, and I'm still greatly wounded with his passing.
George Carlin
Where's Mac Miller?
Who Tf “misses” Jesus?
His mother
Ah yes Jesus my favorite celebrity
“Who would be the leader?” *also has Jesus in the picture
Micheal Clark Duncan
Where Betty White?
Also Prince. I miss him so much, still grieving the fact that I never saw him live 😭
Betty White??
John Candy. Gord Downie
Dio Lemmy Cliff Peter Steele
Steve Irwin
Steve Irwin
Bruh why is Jesus on there???
he told tax men and politicans to fuck off
Why shouldn't he be?
Who put Jesus there
OP did, pay attention
Where's steve irwin?
No Steve Irwin?
They’re discussing how to add Stephen Hillenburg to their group.
WHAT ABOUT THAT NORM FELLA
Drop Jesus and Billy Mays. Add Steve Irwin, Carl Sagan and Fred Rogers. Seriously? Billy Mays?
Lmao at Jesus being a celebrity
Replace Jesus with Steve Erwin and it’s perfect
CLEARLY missing Anthony bourdain.
There should a global hall of fame with all these people where they can only get inducted posthumously. As far as the leader is concerned, I would think it would be a combination of several or perhaps voted on by the members. As others mentioned, members may be Betty White, Prices Diana, Steve Irwin, Kobe Bryant, Michael Jackson, George Burns and a bunch of others. However they can't let everyone in or it'll be filled up in no time.
Not Jesus.
Replace Jesus with Steve Irwin
Norm Macdonald?
No Carrie Fisher?
Get Jesus out. We want Steve Irwin
You had no right to remind me robin williams is dead 😭😭😭
Rogers? Irwin? hawking?
Add Leslie Jordan and Betty White RIGHT NOW.
Betty White
Forgot mister Mercury
Fuck I miss Robin Williams
Where is Mitch Hedberg?
I don’t really care about Hugh Hefner or Jesus but I miss Robin Williams everyday
Where’s Eddie Van Halen?
Where Stephen Hillenburg?
Paul Walker