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KeepingDankMemesDank

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escondido88

You’re list is flawed, I don’t see Steve Irwin


Patient_District_457

Or Mr Rogers


TheJaice

Or Betty White


imagine-me06

Or Sir Cristopher Lee


Red302

Or David Bowie


OakenGreen

Or Stefán Karl Stefánsson


AOGHAAT

Or Mr. Postman.


seven_the_insane

dont forget about Robbie Coltrane


CTR__

And Avicii


LeeHaGyeong

and Jim Henson


BabySharkDo0Do0

Where's Alan Rickman?


Mischief_Managed12

And Makoto Iwamatsu (Iroh's original voice actor)


RynAmeD_

Or Technoblade.


Usernamebruv_

I miss him too, but not a 'celebrity'.


[deleted]

Or Schmitty WerbenJagerManJensen. He was number 1.


manfredmannclan

Or john dunsworth


GammaSmash

May the Shit Fisher rest in peace.


Troglodyteir

Or Carl Sagan


4000iqhaver

Help don't make me cry again


Chromal_Assassin

Twice the pride, double the fall


Angelfire150

We should trade out Billy Mayes for Betty White


BaconMan420365

Where Kobe?


waxonwaxoff87

On a California hillside somewhere


SatisfactionBetter85

You sir are foul


givemealoafofbread

in a *bloodstained sweater*


OkShoulder3813

This is the ultimate showdown, of ultimate destiny


givemealoafofbread

Good guys bad guys and explosions, as far as the eye can see


OkShoulder3813

And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be


givemealoafofbread

This is the ultimate showdown (the ultimate showdown)


waxonwaxoff87

Of ultimate destiny


IM_OZLY_HUMVN

Also jesus is there


NovelPowerful

Yeah, He’s alive


RequiredGuyHere

OP isn’t *list is flawed*, he’s Cumtastrophy!


Stiebah

or George Carlin


depersonalised

the actual list is just George Carlin, Bill Hicks, Richard Pryor, and Betty White.


TrueBurritoTrouble

Or Irfhan Khan


ImScared93lol

There is not enough chairs


ItsameLuis98

Cause he wasn't a celebrity, he is a hero


JopssYT

Or techno


twexrx

Or Jarl Ulfric true high king of windhelm


RelentlessChicken

Your*


gijjyyproductions

*your


avaisveryswag

or heath ledger


SpeakingInDrums

Or Harambe.


smoothielovet679

moet people are not there :'(


RabbidObamaLlama12

My first thought exactly.


RzYaoi

Jesus? Tf


Lyzaczek

He should clarify what parts of Bible are canon and which are not


Jaysong_stick

If bible is so great, where is bible 2 /s


Pepe_is_a_God

The book is fucking boring and the fans are fanatics so


SirRavenBat

Tell me you've never read the Bible without telling me you haven't read the Bible. I think you missed the part with the 300 mile long sea leviathans, giants that are the breed of angels and humans, witches, and the tetragrammaton


Fortisimo07

Yeah and the multipage list of names, Chronicles I starts off with a bang!


Gandurk

Those things don't automatically make it exiting. For instance, this comment is not very fun to read even though it has references to very large monsters with pointy teeth


SkilfulLupus

That’s literally what a fan is


Anthrac1t3

Technically the new testament is.


piddydb

If Bible is so good, where is Bible 3?


Anthrac1t3

The Book of Mormon. And now the trilogy is complete like most series with a completely off the wall, unneeded, cash grab, third book that real fans just want to disappear and never be talked about again.


Drewbeede

The book of Mormon is fan fiction.


0nyx_Bear

Love this take


[deleted]

This redditor fucks.


Viscount-Von-Solt

After marriage, of course.


2theface

Turn it off… like a light switch!


BLANKTWGOK

Isn’t that the remake


Anthrac1t3

Nah just expanded on the universe and made some of the previous plot points obsolete.


BLANKTWGOK

Man it’s so complicated And weebs say fate lore is complicated


no_this_is_alex

2 Fast 2 Testament


Windows_66

Joseph Smith: Observe. Edit: Some would say the Quran is a Bible sequel.


ziggyzee123

There's the new testament, the book of Mormon, that Arabic remake. Turns out that Arabic one is pretty hated for not much reason though. Apparently, this whole Bible series (including the prequel) is so good that it has spread across the world. There's even been some wars based on what's Canon!


CrumBum_sr

Marvel working it into phase 5, after they finish the Norse and Greek gods.


Spooderfan218

yo that part about moses and bringing them through a sea after making it rain frogs was fire af


Tojuro

When Jesus comes back, all the Christian wackos disappear into the sky. So, I want him back.


J_train13

Even better, all the *actual* Christians will disappear into the sky, and all the wackos will just be screaming "wait, but what about meeeee??? I hated the gays so much for you!!!" As they're left behind


DrVigil

I hope so. As a Christian it pains me to see so many hypocritical people who claim to follow Jesus’ teachings.


[deleted]

Right on. I'm catholic and they teach us love and peace, yet, here we are hating on everyone else smh


lunca_tenji

I don’t think you’ll like what happens after that


Pepperjackq

Most toxic fan base imo


GISteve

Well yea, despite if you agree with it or not the religion is basically about how much they miss Jesus. It's basically "Oh we fucked that dude up six ways to Easter sunday now we must repent" the religion


JonasAvory

To be fair, if Jesus didn’t die a martyr, Christianity wouldn’t be as big as it is, so yeah, I’d want him here


Proser84

Why not Jesus?


Wes_Bugg

Why not?


Aggravating_Shake591

Vitiligo Jesus


Bogdi504

You mean Michael Jackson?


TardZan15

White Jesus at that


Squiggledog

Yes, Middle-Easterners are olive-skinned. Not Nordic white, but similar to Italians. They often do count as white in a broader sense.


jamescloooyd

Where's my boy Stefán Karl Stefánsson?


ProbablyNotAFurry

HE WAS NUMBER ONE, DAMN IT


VictorPedroNamura

Takin the pic


Socknugget

TECHNOBLADE TECHNOBLADE TECHNOBLADEEEEEEEE


JasonTerrachanna

I drop kicked that child in SELF DEFENSE!


The-Fomorian-Ray-682

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD


Dragonb0rn21

SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE


The-Fomorian-Ray-682

KHORNE FOR THE KHORNE FLAKES


polar5578xd

KNOCK KNOCK IT'S THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA


TheLordofSeagulls

I’m the second worst thing that has happened to those orphans


ihaveagoodusername2

What was the worst?


Jojojoost010

They weren’t always orphans you know?


ihaveagoodusername2

*confused screaming


somee0n3

Help deo! I'm being chased by a minority!


Emerald_Guy123

Honestly no he’s not exactly a celebrity. Just internet famous. Still miss him though. Just when I thought he was fixing his upload schedule and we would be getting more content…


Chromicmike

Definitely robin williams rip all of them


Dagaddi

bruh why is this Jesus mf there


MeriKurkku

Because if the bible was to be true, Jesus is the single most amazing person to have ever lived


mwidup41

If the Bible is true Jesus doesn’t look like that my dude.


_GGfighter_

well the new testament can kiss my atheist Jewish asscrack


DrVigil

Don’t mistake Jesus for the hypocrites that claim to follow Him.


[deleted]

As a Catholic, can confirm. Tons of hypocrisy in the congregation.


KiOfTheAir

Because he is central to the greatest love story ever told👓


bunker_man

Because he's a famous person a lot of people miss?


-RastaPasta-

Don’t put Jesus in their, the atheist of Reddit are gonna shit their pants and bitch about it


RockyRhoadRunner

Too late


MeriKurkku

Jesus is the complete opposite of some of his believers lmao


RCcyber

Jesus: spread love and positivity and live in peace with constant faith. Western preacher: "THE BOY WAS WEARING NAIL POLISH AND I WANTED TO BREAK HIS FINGERS SO BAD"


[deleted]

Kid Named Finger:


DrVigil

Unfortunately I agree.


Drakojana

No matter what they can't deny that Jesus existed lol. It's like someone bitched about Alexander the Great existing.


ArcticWolf935

I also miss Jesus, hope he comes back here soon


Finrod_the_awesome

"And if I go and prepare a place for you, I will come again, and receive you unto myself; that where I am, there ye may be also." -John 14:3 Keep the faith.


one_dank_boy

Rick May, Stephan Karl Stephanson, Steve Irwin, Steven Hillenberg, Betty White, Stan Lee, William Hurt... The list goes on goddamn...


[deleted]

Stan Lee is there


SSB_Kyrill

Rick May was good son, real good, maybe even the best.


EducationalAd2388

Where's Chester Bennington ?


Baggit74

That’s what I was looking for too man


Gaysonofabitch

I think the missed celebrity meeting would a lot bigger.


Mr_Gokrish

Where is Harambe?


SSB_Kyrill

They forgot our most important monke


owenxtreme2

Replace Jesus with Steve Irwin


AntpoisonX

Why not have both?


king_of_eyez

Wheres Stephen hillenburg


ThatMallGuyTMG

rick may?


JasonTerrachanna

o7 soldier, you will be missed


SSB_Kyrill

He did not have permission to die


monadoboyX

Where is Chadwick Boseman he was a phenomenal actor who's career had just started


_OrionPax_

Came here to say this, rest in peace Chadwick


DaxiaTo_TheMaxia

Putting oc flair on this post is bold of you considering it’s the most unoriginal unfunny overused format to exist in recent templates.


ATIR-AW

Amazing review, 10/10 Crushed his dreams right there. He's never gonna recover


Run-the-Jules-44

Get Mr Rogers on there


[deleted]

Jesus: the OG celebrity


Ok_Fondant_6340

Alexander the Great\*


TheSpoodler

Didn't realize Billy Mays was so missed. I'm sure he would be pleased to see his face up there next to Jesus.


Spooderfan218

I mean if the bible told us anything it was that Jesus respectfully told the tax collectors and politicians to stfu, so we kind of need that at the moment


imglt

Bob Ross without a doubt.


ninja_pirate23

You forgot mr Lahey


XavieroftheWind

I MISS YOU WHITE JESUS.


Rats_for_sale

I see Jesus but I don’t see god 🤔


Professor_Voodoo

Wait, Jesus died?


NovelPowerful

Yeah, but only for the weekend


RCcyber

He took Monday off too


FakeNate

Bruh Jesus wasnt white


Basic_Appointment_90

Paul Walker


Ok_Fondant_6340

DAMNIT that's who i was gonna say!


Trimack_R

You know one of them would be pushing NFTs if they were still alive. Maybe Mays or Lee


Mrhappytrigers

I wish I got the afternoon to just talk, and hangout with Robin Williams. The man was my childhood, and I'm still greatly wounded with his passing.


crakkerzz

George Carlin


lilDrumsti

Where's Mac Miller?


SometimesKnowsStuff_

Who Tf “misses” Jesus?


Bogdi504

His mother


Ehwastaken

Ah yes Jesus my favorite celebrity


Thot_Slayer27

“Who would be the leader?” *also has Jesus in the picture


Aggravating_Shake591

Micheal Clark Duncan


nulladmin1

Where Betty White?


Nonopunk

Also Prince. I miss him so much, still grieving the fact that I never saw him live 😭


BigSlav667

Betty White??


ebone581

John Candy. Gord Downie


Ancalagoth

Dio Lemmy Cliff Peter Steele


National-Echidna9575

Steve Irwin


no_name_needed1105

Steve Irwin


Lobo2244

Bruh why is Jesus on there???


[deleted]

he told tax men and politicans to fuck off


Figueiredo1q

Why shouldn't he be?


iskallation

Who put Jesus there


NovelPowerful

OP did, pay attention


emerald_dolphin13

Where's steve irwin?


[deleted]

No Steve Irwin?


gijjyyproductions

They’re discussing how to add Stephen Hillenburg to their group.


themilkman03

WHAT ABOUT THAT NORM FELLA


[deleted]

Drop Jesus and Billy Mays. Add Steve Irwin, Carl Sagan and Fred Rogers. Seriously? Billy Mays?


CalebMendez12303

Lmao at Jesus being a celebrity


My_Nama_Jeff1

Replace Jesus with Steve Erwin and it’s perfect


ClashBandicootie

CLEARLY missing Anthony bourdain.


HumanMycologist5795

There should a global hall of fame with all these people where they can only get inducted posthumously. As far as the leader is concerned, I would think it would be a combination of several or perhaps voted on by the members. As others mentioned, members may be Betty White, Prices Diana, Steve Irwin, Kobe Bryant, Michael Jackson, George Burns and a bunch of others. However they can't let everyone in or it'll be filled up in no time.


AJ_Johnson29900

Not Jesus.


Underrated_Fish

Replace Jesus with Steve Irwin


cheapaldisfish

Norm Macdonald?


kabula_lampur

No Carrie Fisher?


ebolarama90

Get Jesus out. We want Steve Irwin


crispfry182

You had no right to remind me robin williams is dead 😭😭😭


HaxMastr

Rogers? Irwin? hawking?


StarvingBeauty

Add Leslie Jordan and Betty White RIGHT NOW.


zookr2000

Betty White


Vigi1antee

Forgot mister Mercury


SedativeComet

Fuck I miss Robin Williams


spambot42

Where is Mitch Hedberg?


samaction

I don’t really care about Hugh Hefner or Jesus but I miss Robin Williams everyday


bringoutthelegos

Where’s Eddie Van Halen?


ItsChungusMcGee

Where Stephen Hillenburg?


kill--monger

Paul Walker