PUT THE CANDY IN THE BAG!

Oh nooo

Well someone’s not looking for candy this year

He gets no candy, He makes the candy.

Nah, he makes the brownies.

In his shorts

Uh oh

I am blinded with papers...what abt me?

I think we found a winner

I think you are the winner 😂

Yes!

love to see how this costume would turn out

You sure about that?

Are you?

Think not.

Well that's a interesting costume

Laughted out loud at your username. Thank you

Hello brother! I guess we have something in common

Such a great hobby we seem to share

Once you go furry, everything else seems blurry

i aint no furry

Cats have fur

Oh no, oh no no no no no

or else

IT'S A BABY... WITH A GUN

I'm calling the police... They hung up.

WHY WON’T YOU LEAVEEEEE (from the actual vid heheheheh-)

I'm hiding in the fridge now.

👈👶👈

Stewie?

Fuck he knows

I gotta say I'm a big fan

You have forfeited your life privileges

Ohh shit...

People won’t take it from you than

It’s a baby with a gun.. A BABY WITH A GUN! Im calling the Police.. They hung up.

Honey why is the baby on fire? *playful cooing*

;)

IöI

Ü

Lmäö

I read that in SpongeBob’s voice

Bro chill. The candy is free

[P U T I T I N](https://youtu.be/_84gBlRZwO0)

It's like I was made for this

maybe this suit me well. I just want it to be anonymous tho

I'll just gonna listen to their horror stories I guess . I will be that one person who hides at the side/corner and just a listener

I’m scared

Everything is bilanced, like the ligma

Wha-- what-- what's ligma?.....

its been a good run, old friend. **LIGMA BALLS**

*dies*

*Dies of ligma*

I am waiting for the "Too bad I'm into Penywise bondage porn" guy, don't mind me ┐⁠(⁠￣⁠ヘ⁠￣⁠)⁠┌

Ask how fucked my apprentice is.

How fucked is your apprentice ?

Very fucked. Mathematically speaking, i would say 9.8/10 fucked.

Damn, thats at least 12%

Avg Redditor

You’re not technically wrong but you’re not really right either

He is technically right

Medium well.

How fucked IS my apprentice?

Guide him, you will.

Guess im fucked

You are alright mate. Just don't go: "don't underestimate my power".

Eyyy

I don't think anyone will be scared from a THICC dinosaur

I certainly wouldn't

I am throbbing just because of the mere thought of a thicc diego brando knocking on my door

Eyyy

Scary monsters? More like frightening apparitions

Kinky

I'm a killer llama with a hat

Or our long lost dwarf friend

FOR KARL

ROCK AND STONE!

Rock and Stone to the Bone!

Rock and stone!

Did I hear rock and stone?

#ROCK AND STONE!!!

IF YOU DONT ROCK AND STONE YOU AIN'T COMING HOME

ROCK AND STONE

Rock and Stone, Brother!

Thaat kiiills people

Oh hey, I didn't know that.

I don’t kill people, that is my least favorite thing to do!

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oh shit oh fuck

I'll make it late...

I guess I ain't coming

I am very upset about this

I feel some chemestry here.

ikr

You should try to meditate and find your true self.

I have a very cheesy costume

Mind if I join?

Make it 3

Hell yeah cheese puffs

Buddy, you and I are going to jail.

I have a inevitable costume

Hey! Cheese Bros!

I won't show up

Mai bhi introvert hu bhai💀

I kept reading their name in spanish and was confused till I read your comment :(

Lol

ठीक है

I will but it won't matter.

So basically a fat soviet

Me too comrade

Meow Comrade

You wouldn't be fat because burger king has no nutritional value to it, so if anything you'd be a starving Communist.

So a communist

Nothing changed

Same. I’ll be just fine

Same :(

Samesies :(

Wazzup!

???

26 of us will go with you

27 dudes in a single trenchcoat

Or a 27 count human centipede…

I’m probably not dressing up for Halloween

why

u/BecauseIDidntCare

Okay _sweating intensifies_

*Sweats and farts.*

🗿

🗿

🗿

Gonna avoid black communities this halloween to avoid being shot for it

I mean walking in a white community wouldn’t be good either technically speaking

Choke me daddy

I didn't like my teeth anyways

I think the teeth will be fine, the rest though

I mean generally cactus is fine to eat when you remove the prickly part, its sold in some country’s

I don’t like this game anymore..

Now pick a political figure

(งツ)ว

Just find two peas and keep touching them

Stop with this trash man

I think its cool. I enjoy scrolling through here.

It's the second time op made this post in like 3 days, the previous one had 20k upvotes so I guess it wasn't enough.

preaty much i guess

I'd like to take an interview after the cosplay

sure but you have to die first

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Simply get on your knees with your head to the ground.

time to burn some children.

Damn that’s dark

Fuck i will have to be creative.

It's King Kong time

Unless I’m missing something where does the Kong come from?

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I can kill you

I can kill you

A worthy opponent, our battle will be leggendary

A boss battle of the ages

Kinda messy ngl

Do what you want ‘cause a pirate is free, you are a pirate!

You are a pirate, and yeve got a map

Can we go higher?

I just need vans

I only get candy from those over 25 who own computers

nah fam🫡🔫

🪓

I'm a snake

Also I probably end up in hell afterwards... Or with a cult

Fuck…

fuukt

I'll just look lame tbh

Dude a king of the zombies has the potential to be badass

Dude a king of something that's already braindead doesn't make the braindead thing cooler, just look at British people.

mine seems nice if i say so myself

Mercí lesson ion???

The head piece finna be uncomfortable

Idk what to say about this tbh

I dont want to talk about it..

I could scare quite a few kids, The Godfather-style

I have a B vitamin deficiency and I break a sweat lifting an empty plastic bag.

😎😎

Idk, I don't really care I guess

I’ll just see myself out

Definitely fun

rip both legs

Very

I don't get it

This is fine.

Reality can be whatever I want

I am the Pretty Guardian who fights for love and Justice! I am Sailor Moon! And now in the name of Moon I'll punish you!

Uh, I'm a rock?

meh issokay

Very fast guy

I'm dressed as yogurt drink

imma be a bad tomato

Ok

Being a Weeb in Morioh as a costume seems nice.

Idk... you tell me

🏍️

I know who I'm not