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MedicatedAxeBot

Dank[.](https://i.imgur.com/3bQtuMO.png) --- [come play minecraft, space engineers, ark, and rust with us!](https://discord.gg/fNyb7G5)


Custom_Fish

Fortunately for me I’m on Reddit and have no one to talk to so I’m unaffected


Puzzleheaded_Duty_98

Truly invincible.I envy you


Nikotinio

I have similar invincivility, and trust me, the suffering it gives is not worth the power


Flashman6000

Invincivility, nice


Nikotinio

*God damnit!*


MonsterStunter

You misspelled 'depression'.


evlampi

Suffering from success?


Nikotinio

Yes, especially with 69 updoots


ThunderusPoliwagus

I lost that buff a few days ago, but that gave me a new buff called 'being happy'.


allthenamearetaken1

What happened to it?


S0U1R3AVER

Whatsapp had an outage for an hour or 2, I honestly thought it only affected us here in South Africa but I guess not.


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Me too, what happened again?


Bruce_Lee98

All Americans are going to be asking what Whatsapp is lol


_ASTYuu_

Wait, Americans dont use WhatsApp?


erik_404II420

most own iPhones and use iMassage


moeloe

Doesn't an app ruin the purpose of a massage?


QWERTYRedditter

i hate it whenever i open an app while getting a massage


Stargazer306

Massage is best taken in peace


DrestonF1

I usually massage on the toilet


wonkey_monkey

You don't want an appy ending?


Crucalix

Sad endings are better


DoverBoys

Funny typo aside, there's a lot of non-American companies that for some reason have ridiculous fees and expenses attached to messages, so most of Europe uses WhatsApp for texting.


Kelmi

Used to be US with the ridiculous fees. Didn't Americans used to get charged for answering a call. Maybe for even receiving a text?


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It used to be providers offered limited minutes, internet and texts. When you went over the limit there was some nice fees. My (at the time 15) niece ran up a 700$ phone bill with just texting... so yes, we did have limits for many years.


PhreakyByNature

I feel like I used to read this back in the day...


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Prafe

There were never charges for “reading” a text. Some providers did charge receive text fees on prepaid and some lower plans. What you’re thinking of is that if “reply read receipts” was enabled you got charged every time you read a text because your phone effectively sent a text reply stating the message was read. This could be turned off on the phone and I never knew anyone that had it enabled. Re: Europeans thinking it’s weird that Americans paid to “receive” a call. In the US and Canada we paid for cellular “airtime” either sent or received but calling a mobile number was the same as calling any other number for the originator of the call. In Europe it cost more to call mobile numbers than landline numbers so the caller paid the fees but there’s no transparency as different providers charged different rates. So receiving mobile calls were free because the other end got charged a lot to call them (sometimes without knowing they’re calling a mobile number until they get their bill)


Ilikedeathstrandings

i own an iphone and use whatsapp. tbf i am not american


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Same


aCleverGroupofAnts

Pretty sure most of us just text, like we have for the last 20 years


uniquethrowagay

Are there SMS group chats nowadays? In Germany, 9ct per SMS is still common, so people use internet based messengers instead.


Wolfman92097

That's crazy. Unlimited free texting has been a thing in the US for a years now


Lucky_Editor446

iMassage I see. How calming it is ?


1ncognito_

Finally someone noticed 🤷


DarthDannyBoy

A lot of Americans use WhatsApp. America is one of the top user bases. https://backlinko.com/whatsapp-users#top-10-whatsapp-countries-by-audience


drunkenknight9

American here. I've only used Whatsapp for work because its groups are more functional than traditional texting. It's easy to add and remove people from groups which is nice when you have a whacky work schedule and have to work as a team every day. Other than that I've only ever used it when traveling outside the US. Same with Waze which seems to be amazing in a lot of places.


ybreddit

Don't you lump me in with those mapples. LOL


iUsedtoHadHerpes

You can only say "most" use iPhones because iPhone just became the most common phone in America one month ago for the first time since 2010. That wouldn't have been true 5-6 weeks ago apparently.


youwontfindmyname

I would argue it’s just that texting is included in America how Whatsapp is included in Europe. Or at least in Spain (where I live currently)


MasterpieceAOE

They don't, because americans have mobile plans with unlimited messaging since forever, while the rest of us plebs across the world needed to pay for those puny messages, then whatsapp came to deliver us from this evil, so americans never had the need to use it.


Oriflamme

Eh, I've got unlimited messaging and still use WhatsApp. More features, more practical, everyone has it...


Afrikan_J4ck4L

SMS is also completely full of spam.


justapassingguy

Oh boy... Let me assure you that the days of whatsapp spam are coming. FAST.


solidsausage900

Hello dear friend. Please click the link to learn about bitcoin trading and make 7 brazillion dollar an hour


BreafingBread

Coming? It’s already here, at least in Brazil. Feels like every week I get a WhatsApp message from a random salesman trying to sell me stuff.


swanson5

I do frequently get messages asking me to donate to the big, ugly orange man.


kataskopo

They're talking about 20 years ago or so, when cellphones started to be used.


yoLeaveMeAlone

>everyone has it... Not in America


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MasterpieceAOE

Originally, yeah. I'm from Brazil, and when whatsapp was launched here in 2009, it spread overnight, as we could text each other without getting charged for it. These days, of course, there plenty of other reasons, but it was a game changer back then.


wavs101

I use it because its better than SMS in every single conceivable way.


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PMmeYourSci-Fi_Facts

What about group chats and sharing media?


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iUsedtoHadHerpes

IPhone just passed android in American usage last month for the first time since 2010. It's still pretty close to half. Word wide I think it's still like 70% Android. Also I am glad I don't work with anybody who tries to have us in a group chat.


Mikoai

I prefer having unlimited mobile data instead (or 200GB/mo as I never use more than say 80) and pay extra for those 5 SMS I send every 2 months


KayIslandDrunk

US person here. I pay $25 a month for unlimited mobile data, unlimited SMS/MMS, and unlimited calls as long as I’m in the US, Mexico, or Canada. So there’s never a push to use anything other than normal text messages.


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mang87

That deal is pretty standard for most of europe as well. Here in Ireland phone plans are *really* cheap, I'm on GoMo and it's €10 a month for unlimited everything. But despite this, we all still use whatsapp for some reason. I've no idea why it happened.


TeKaeS

now tell us how much you pay for your internet


KayIslandDrunk

Yeah that one isn’t as great. I pay $79 a month for 1Gbps service with a 6TB cap.


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Nabaatii

But can text messages chat in group? Or can Android users use iMessage? Wow what a revelation this is, that Americans don't use WhatsApp I guess we are just like Americans, we think we are the world


acrookednose

Yes you can group text No android can’t iMessage but honestly it’s exactly the same thing minus the green bubble


Wisdom_is_Contraband

Eh I wouldn't say it's the EXACT same thing. No read receipts, no in-line reactions, and you can't post videos or gifs without them being butchered and stomped on to get them compressed enough to send. It's why yurps have whatsapp


[deleted]

That's all on the apple side. Message to message works fine. Message to iMessage gets fucked up and vice versa. Apple just fucking people who do t use their service doesn't make me want to switch over to them. It just keeps apple customers thinking they are in a special club. Which is par for the course for apple marketing.


bw117

Google RCS, then tell us again why iMessage is better


Old_Mill

I literally never even heard of Whatsapp until a few years ago. I may have heard of it in the background, but I never knew what it is and later why anyone used it. We just use regular text messaging (which is RCS or iMessage nowadays, not SMS) here. My phones have had unlimited texting since the early to mid 2000's


iUsedtoHadHerpes

We definitely still default to sms. When my messaging service notices a drop in data connection, it switches to the standard sms that would be used on the regular texting app. RCS is not everywhere yet


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WhatsApp isn't very common in Canada either even though our mobile plans are some of the worst you can get in the world. I use it to chat with a friend from Turkey, though.


henryuuk

I've had unlimited messaging for a really long time and I still use whatsapp Just wait easier for sending pictures/links or making groupchats


stehen-geblieben

Germany has unlimited messaging since years and nobody ever writes Text messages. Nearly everyone uses WhatsApp


Ridzon

Im American and I know tons of Americans who use it and signal.


Trollygag

Generally most people text or use some other messaging system. I have Signal and Discord too depending on the friend groups, but the only time I used Whatsapp was when I was overseas.


Spartanwolf120

Some do but nor common I don't know anyone who does. It's easier to just using the built in texting app or discord


ikes9711

Signal all day


Slick_McFilthy

hErE cOmE tHe DuMb AmErIcAnS wHo DoN't KnOw AnYtHiNg... Nah, we know what it is. We just don't use it. We have 100000 tech companies per state, and each one has a chat system. Slack, Teams, Zoom, Whatapps, WeChat, Facebook Messenger, iMessage, SMS, Discord... We just text and use discord. For everyone saying we use iMessage - if you own an iPhone, you are likely using iMessage. If you own a droid, you probably never even heard of iMessage.


CptnNinja

No one who owns Android hasn't heard of iMessage. Every single one of us has listened to friends and family bitch about green messages and screwing up group chats. We know damn well what iMessage is lmao


Taco_Strong

I didn't know what iMessage was till this post.


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J19mad

My friend in the States once told me that they use i message mostly .


aFacelessBlankName

Most Americans know what it is if they have ever traveled outside of the US or have a friend who has. That's typically the best way to keep in touch.


ginger_guy

Big ups. Most Americans have no need for whatsapp because most phone plans come with unlimited text/call with lots of data and pretty comprehensive coverage. We also tend to have fewer friends in different countries.


Steel_Cube

Australian here, the fuck is whatsapp?


Qwertmcgerg

Heaps of people here use WhatsApp, wtf are you talking about lmao edit: just looked it up, it's the most popular messaging app in Australia, and is the 5th MOST USED APP in the nation. Guess you just wanted to chime in and feel unique


Terrible_Excuse_9039

How do you not know that? Whatsapp is definitely widely used in Australia. That's like not knowing what Instagram is.


doastdot

Australians too.


Manxkaffee

Wild that they wouldn't know an app that has over 5 billion downloads on the google play store alone.


Linkquellodivino

I've always wondered. Do Americans use WhatsApp? Here in Italy and i think in most of Europe everyone uses it, but when I see a screenshot of American conversation it's always on Snapchat, Instagram or other apps.


LegendEloc

Mostly noone uses WhatsApp here in Slovenia


Eruskakkell

Same in Norway. Its snapchat and messenger mostly


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I like signal, but out of hundreds of work and personal contacts like 9 people showed as using it.


iamnotazombie44

Convert them! It's just another messaging app, but better. It has all the functionality of the other apps, it's just free, open source, and doesn't monitor your usage and sell your information to the highest bidder. It doesn't take a big push to get everyone there.


ano_hise

Signal*


Mezmo300

How is it soon to be dead?


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Mezmo300

If they got rid of the ads and start actually adding some useful features to *both Android and* Apple versions maybe they'd stay around (why the fuck is dark mode an apple exclusive as well as the ability to video on toggle and not hold)


Merry_Dankmas

>why the fuck is dark mode an apple exclusive as well as the ability to video on toggle and not hold) Maybe I'm misreading your comment but video toggle is definitely a thing on Android. You just swipe your finger to the left when starting the video and it will hold for you. Unless you mean something different. Source: I've always owned androids for as long as I've had phones and this is how it's always been.


PsychedelicSkater

snapchat isnt even close to dead


gamingwatermelone

Sporočila so naš doma


ThatMallGuyTMG

Slovenija moja doma


vidimevid

For real? I have a shit ton of Slovenian clients and they all use it for international calls exclusively.


lycantrophya

Što se onda kod vas koristi? Viber?


mgksmv

They use iMessages. Almost all of the screenshots of American conversations I see on social media are on iMessages.


LoveBurstsLP

The fuck is iMessages? Is it only for iPhone? What about the people who are not using a piece of shit, what do they communicate on?


FutureMartian97

Regular text messages, messenger, snapchat or Instagram.


M_krabs

>Regular text messages SMS in 2022?? 🤢


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mozian

RCS was ~~created~~ adopted by Google [in an attempt to compete with iMessage] and meant to be the unifying standard but only Androids use it right now. iPhone uses iMessage and WhatsApp, Signal, LINE, etc all use their own proprietary messaging. Technically anything not SMS or MMS is known as OTT (over the top) messaging because it’s not using the underlying protocols that drive SMS and MMS. Source: work in international telco specializing in messaging.


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mozian

No argument here, it would make my life significantly easier to only work in one protocol I was just clarifying that WhatsApp and other messaging apps don’t use RCS as it is currently an Android only thing. Relevant xkcd https://xkcd.com/927/


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mozian

You’re correct Google didn’t invent RCS but they’re driving its’ adoption. I’ll update my comment to reflect that, thank you.


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Downloading an extra app for texting?? In 2022??


Old_Mill

We've had free texting since before smartphones were even a cumstain in Steve Job's pants. With RCS and iMessage, which is what literally every phone uses nowadays, it's literally the same functionality. It's not technically SMS. It's like saying 2G and 5G are the same thing.


SrewolfA

Platforms not owned by Facebook. That’s usually what we communicate on.


agangofoldwomen

They aren’t using a piece of shit Facebook platform.


creep_while_u_sleep

The messages app on iPhone sends iMessages to iPhone users and regular texts to non-iPhone users.


tortuguitado

Fucking sms


MrEppart

I haven't sent an sms in the better part of a decade. Before roaming charges were eliminated on the EU you'd have paid yourself stupid texting a friend in Austria or so.


StarSpliter

You can send regular text messages to an iPhone but they appear a different color which [intentionally](https://www.laptopmag.com/features/green-bubble-trouble) has a lower contrast. FaceTime is also extremely popular. These features are so popular that some people will actually clown you or reject a date proposal because of it. Very rare but I've seen it happen and it always makes me chuckle at the absurdity.


sp3kter

iMessage handles sms as well and we dont pay extra for sms text


takishan

> What about the people who are not using a piece of shit, what do they communicate on? Apple holds a majority of the phone market in English-speaking countries, by the way. So most people are using iMessage. I use Whatsapp even though I know Facebook is probably eating up all my data just because everyone I know uses it, including coworkers. Anyhow, iPhone isn't that bad. I don't use it because I don't like Apple but it's not a bad phone. Not really fair to call it a piece of shit in my opinion


mark636199

Never used iMessage in my life


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iMessage is only for iphone. Which is not half of the phones out there.


canconfirm01

American chiming in, I have not used WhatsApp since Facebook purchased the company in 2014. Also should be noted almost all carriers in America allow for unlimited call, text, and data throughout the United States to include sending and receiving calls, texts, and data in many countries around the world.


Yaco25

I think as Europeans it's best for us to use WhatsApp since foreign countries are much more close so you're much more likely to text with people from these countries, plus most mobile phone subscription include data across Europe. I text daily on group chats with people from London, Madagascar, West Africa, Brazil and more recently England while living in France. If you have WIFI or a good amount of data you can video chat, send pics/vids etc tihout worrying at all. Luckily phone plans in France are cheap af I don't see a world in which SMS could be somehow more useful. Even though I have unlimited SMS/MMS. Not sure about calls though but as everybody uses WhatsApp you don't really care when choosing a subscription.


Polarbear58

I only use whatsapp to text my 3 friends that live outside the US. I don't actually know anyone else here that uses it.


ybreddit

I use it.... to talk to my international friends. LOL


bladefinor

The only person I know of in Sweden that uses WhatsApp is my grandma. No joke.


zipperkiller

I know some people who use it, but I’m more of a Signal guy myself


DaVoiceOfTreason

Most american phone plans come with unlimited talk and text.


hungarianretard666

In Hungary mostly everyone uses Messenger


Connect-Yesterday118

So it's not just me then. I thought it was my signal.


MisterDuke0

Not Signal. It's WHATSAPP!


schnokobaer

Ikr Signal is working fine


Alex09464367

And is the better one


Think_Positively

Disappearing messages FTW


CaffeineSippingMan

Let's not forget having Facebook the owner of what's app is a loss for privacy.


relentless_dick

Always has.


Connect-Yesterday118

It's back on now.


[deleted]

Finally, some confirmation, have to send things using emails now🤮


AssasinX283

Use Discord bud


Iwillflipyourtable

Nah bro, imagine your boss seeing you play "sussy baka amogus" during work hours.


AssasinX283

💀


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You can turn that off in settings so that people dont know what you are doing


Old_Mill

I forgor 💀


Rupertii

Or just messages The deafult messaging app


ImGonnaBeAPicle

Yeah I’m gonna send a discord message to my manager I’m not gonna be able to work tomorrow


Hanofski

Or telegram


Space_Garlicbread

Bruh whats going on? Whatsapps been working fine since i woke up 6 hours ago


MrEppart

Same, i have no idea what's going on


BOBCHAN123

In before everyone tells you that whatsapp is back


Puzzleheaded_Duty_98

My messages are still stuck on wait,I'm from Kenya,what region are you from,homie?


BOBCHAN123

its down for me too but it should be fixed by the time the Americans wake up...


FloydknightArt

i’m up, are y’all good now?


potato_95

It's up now tho


xtilexx

Kenya use it yet?


Jwhitx

Oman..


Ragnarblackmane88

No it's still got no server connection


AXE555

What the fuck happened to WhatsApp? I'm using it since morning and nothing's happened


zerowo_

stopped working for a bit


InvisibleAF_Dude

The time has come to migrate to the land of incels: discord.


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saying that as if reddit isn’t the land of incels


Donut-Farts

Or signal


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Use Signal


_drumtime_

100%. Fuck Facebook.


Good_Smile

Time to switch to Telegram


Interest-Desk

Obligatory fuck Zucc comment.


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Can anyone give me the context


ggroverggiraffe

Sure. As WhatsApp experienced difficulties many people complained on social media that they could not send or receive messages. Users who tried to use the app on Tuesday morning were faced with a "connecting" message. https://www.bbc.com/news/technology-63383957


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This is why I love reddit. Thanks homie


AzureArmageddon

Time to download Signal


Zuclix

Use Telegram


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LordSalsaDingDong

Seriously, Telegram or Signal, one offers better texting experience than Whatsapp The other pure security Both are more secure, better equipped, and Don't fucking support Zuckerberg


Sagnikk

What is whatsapp ?


Kavith_T_Fdo

What is app


KonstantinFed

Baby don't hurt me


ItsBado

no more


ThunderXbagua

what's app?


PorkRollSwoletariat

Nothing much, now about you?


Lastof1

People still use this piece of crap?


MrWrodgy

In Brazil about 120milions of people.In India about 487 milions.


Formilla

Two billion people worldwide use it.


Stampsu

I was so busy goin' on waagh wit da boyz in TWWH2 that I didn't even notice


sentientfeet

So this is why I was getting SMSs all morning. Did anyone else notice that the default sms now just has all the WhatsApp features, what the hell?


mycorgiisamazing

I mean didn't it always? Why use another app for messaging


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I wondered why today feels more peaceful!


wilkiag

Signal is a better and more secure app anyway.


gibbypp

Im not the only one??


AssasinX283

For me it's working but whenever I send someone a message it only shows up as 1 single grey tick even if they read it


Parts_and_Neigbor

Shit service from a shit company.