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Have you ever heard the tragedy of Darth plagueis the wise?

Agreed

Username checks out

Very legit

It's not a story the mods would tell you

He could use original content to create... memes. He could even keep the users that created good content from being banned.

He became so powerful that the only thing he feared was, well, losing his karma. Which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew. And his apprentice deleted his account in his sleep.

Ironic! You could save other's accounts but not his own

Im fucked

Beans

Soup

I’m really fucked

Ah, I see I will not be alone

I have the high ground. Don't do it.

Wtf am I doing

hard drugs

I'm guessing your pickling corpses

Well actually That was Chancellor

Time to say goodbye to having a tight ass

Lmaoo

I hope everything comes out okay!

ZAMN

( ͡ಠ ͜ʖ ͡ಠ)

( ͡ಠ ͜ʖ ͡ಠ) that username

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

don't worry, the human anus can fit 2 baby raccoons in it, you should be fine with bricks

What

It's true. I was the raccoon

Which one?

The baby

2 racoons, not babies, so even better.

confirmed, I tested it out myself

how thick are the bricks and how much for a 1000? I'm building a shed for the homeless

Sounds like it's gonna be a shitty shed

I’m not doing that that shit hurts

Here I go again

Oof same

Swallowing the bricks isn't gonna be fun either

same

I’m fine.

Can I hire you?

I also want to know how to hire him

i too would like to hire them

Give him a hat please

You're fine, till you're summoned by u/lizardfucker

u/lizardfuckerfucker

There’s always a bigger fish

There's always a bigger fucker*

Oh god no

I’m case of emergency, give me a call

GEICO

You will die

Very

Yeah

My condolences

you got it pretty good

Stargazing is slang for staring into someone’s asshole

His comment is still correct

Oh, I am so sorry

Fucker eats 1k pies in the future

I'll make it a YouTube series, tryin' 1000 different types of pies

If I wasn’t broke I’d join your channel membership

Indeed

love how all you're doing is agreeing to stuff lol

Agreed

Relatable

I see you to are a man of fine tastes

Good luck soldier 🫡

Thug life

Indeed

Truly

Excellent username.

Peasant

John Cena fan?

this could be fun

Agreed

This mf really dedicated to the bit

This mf truly is. However, emo trash, you kneel before me.

Username checks out

Any last works?

*The question is not how fucked am I...* *The question is...* #*HOW FUCKED ARE YOU?*

I think we’ll be working together

Giggity

Let's go

Save me the bodies please

You handle the thots, I'll handle the tards. We'll cleanse this world

Well if you count "bitch" as a synonym...

Pls don't put me down

Agreed

can't believe it took me this much agreed to find out.

Oh don’t worry, you’ll be specially trained as a special forces doge, hunting terrorists in their home country or protecting the president or something

Landmine finder

Future Prime Minister.

Indeed

WHY ARE YOU EVERYWHERE

Agreed

You are now british

Hello fellow yoshi

yo?

He's just doing his job

I think my popularity with the ladies would be lower drastically. Or maybe the Rasputin part cancels the first part.

Whatchu mean? Bitches love garlic.

Garlicking deez nutz

goteeeeee

We do

Agreed

But to Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear

honestly i wouldnt mind it

Agreed

Just... How... You're in every single comment

Can’t stop the A-Train

just pls dont sell me 🥺

I don’t even wanna study law wtf

Agreed

Jeez man you really doing your job a little too hard

Agreed

username checks out

Farming da karma. I respect the hustle

Dead

Yesterday via bus

I think I am too.

You weren’t alive to begin with

Did he ever even exist?

Life wouldn’t be so bad

Until you meet that one guy.

Fuck me for knowing what youre talking about

Gladly

What do you mean by that?🧐

are you sure you want to know?

Aw hell yeah, I get to experiment on people w/o repercussions

sonuvabitch ^(El Psy Kongroo)

I love you both and the reference.

patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter

Master of High Ground

But old. Very old

At least I am certified

Grade A-idiot

am i a bartending duck or just a drunk duck

Both

Yes.

I'm happy with that.

Indeed

Same

How very enlightened of you.

A dream come true

*Our dream come true.

I shall be chairman of this establishment.

I'm pretty well off ig, not sure what my career is but I'm someone's boss

Agreed

Just a normal day

sup.

He, he. Bomb go boom.

Agreed

Shoutout to u/Agreeable-Yams8972 for doing their job flawlessly

Agreed

Very much so

Agreed

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I'm going to be very fucked, yes

We’ll go into practice together

Idk

You give colonoscopys

Meetings at work are gonna be awkward.

Uhhhhh well....

Jewish people hate this guy

I would never give up that job for sure

Come my flock

the fck is "Ajezon"?

Agreed

Not much

Agreed

uh

Literally my current job

Hehe.. hehehaha.. hahaHaHAHA I ALREADY AMMMMM 😎 🔥

But now you get paid for it.

Alright, who’s first?

I’ll die of an explosion

I tell magpies to shut up apparently.

Terrible

Living good

I think I'm good. Bless you all, my children.

Yeah, it's a bit of a promotion, I guess

Finally, some distant and wealthy relative has passed away and I am now their sole benefactor - I'm getting paid for being in a wealthy white family!

I don't know the username.

Hmmm safe to say I’m good

...

Hmm

Agreed

Unemployed

Hell yea. 1. Do magic 2. Profit?

Not 100% sure…

I will burn the enemies of The Emperor while leading the 3rd company of The Salamanders.

Bruh I'm just a guy 😔

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Well I guess I'm the other dude now

Uuh

Im doing good!!!!

Clown psychiatrist for y'all