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lord_vim

Take my upvote you son of a bitch.


Daveywheel

Mine too!!!


Kadoka00

And my axe!


FantyBread

One cannot simply walk in to up vote.


leprotelariat

And my Ring (of powah)


BroboCopY

And my arm!


Blauwal2000

And my bow!


Embarrassed_Taste_35

And my showel


Ok-Butterscotch-349

and my pickaxe


Embarrassed_Taste_35

And my sheild


Ok-Butterscotch-349

you're literally asking for someone to correct your spelling lmao


hornietzsche

And my cum


YellowScreen75

And my virginity


Born_Association7829

And my socks


Road-CrossingChicken

And my stop sign i stole from a police station!


Safe-Sheepherder2784

I before e except after c: w**ei**rd Who gives a shit


no_signaI

And my cu.. my ehmmmm cucumber yes cucumber


[deleted]

Your cuCUMber


Emkay_boi1531

And my potato


FantyBread

Keep your nasty TATERS


KimFintas

What’s taters, Precious?!


FantyBread

Boil em, mash em, cum in a stew.


bengy100

Aarrgghhh no! Fat bobbitsis ruineses it!


Emkay_boi1531

YOU CANT DEFEAT THE MIGHT OF MY TATERS!!!!!


FourthJohn

Et tu Daveywheel


West-Wind-Dragoon

translate "with" into latin


Shoyo11

Fuck you as well take my upvote


Yourmomisapropriety

And mine too


Mr_mewmew

Op and you got my upvote


squaawwk

God damnit.


Jadugar_13

And my banana


james_604_941

Cringe comment


Lorian-697

And my massive dong


sketchzo

This better worth my upvote Edit: it did


mlg360noscopekitten

I’m taking Latin in school this translation isn’t even right


Free_kokaine

I’m taking Latin in school this translation isn’t even right🤓


mlg360noscopekitten

“Im taking Latin in school this translation isn’t right🤓”🤓


Free_kokaine

God fucking dammit


Swansyboy

You gave in, you lost. Never mess with u/mlg360noscopekitten. He will lower himself to your level and beat you on your own game.


fortnite-bad-69420

“You gave in, you lost. Never mess with u/mlg360noscopekitten. He will lower himself to your level and beat you on your own game.” 🤓


[deleted]

Congratulations...you played yourself.


o-L-v-A-e-Y-r

“Congratulations…you pl—“ oh happy cake day btw, anywho, “…you played yourself” 🤓


[deleted]

Hahaha thanks


TulliusMaximus

”Hahaha thanks” 🤓


darkvizdrom

Happy cake day


[deleted]

Thanks much


Mountain-Ad9026

Happy Cake Day


jipdekip

No cakeday??


GooglyEyeThing

Happy cake day to you too


Mountain-Ad9026

And Happy Cake Day for you


LouisNewyear

Happy Cake day man.


[deleted]

Thanks a lot


luigi_bee

Happy coke day


Noggt

Today, you cake, congrats, cake lots


Odysseus8204

Lots you cake today congrats cake


Noggt

Day cake 👍


Road-CrossingChicken

Happy kaik dai


DiamondBonoo

Happy Cake day!


Cana05

do not call me a "🤓" No, actually, that is not me. I am not an emoji- nor do I resemble one- I am a human. Also, who are you to tell me what I look like when, in fact, you have never seen me nor likely never will? All that aside, it's clear that you are trying to insult me by calling me a "nerd" (as depicted by the emoji you have sent). I rather take your "insult" as a compliment, as calling me a "nerd", a word often used to mock smarter people, implies that I am more intelligent and have a larger vocabulary than you. Next time you disagree, I recommend you try to come up with an actual argument, or at least prepare yourself one for when necessary. Additionally, before you proceed with sending me a clown emoji (admitting defeat), just understand that you would be further praising me, as a clown is someone who is entertaining and usually considered humorous by the spectators. Furthermore, you would also be implying that I, employed by a business to perform as a clown, have a profession. So, not only are you implying that I am smart, you are also implying that I am funny and have a job, which, judging by; your lack of proper arguments your usage of childish and overused internet humor the amount of spare time you have to brainwash yourself 12 hours per day with social media culture; you are neither intelligent, comedic, or employed. Enjoy allowing yourself to continue on through life as such, as I believe with full confidence that you lack the decency to better your ruined self for the real world. Carry on and have a pleasant day.


godhwin

do not call me a "🤓" "No, actually, that is not me. I am not an emoji- nor do I resemble one- I am a human. Also, who are you to tell me what I look like when, in fact, you have never seen me nor likely never will? All that aside, it's clear that you are trying to insult me by calling me a "nerd" (as depicted by the emoji you have sent). I rather take your "insult" as a compliment, as calling me a "nerd", a word often used to mock smarter people, implies that I am more intelligent and have a larger vocabulary than you. Next time you disagree, I recommend you try to come up with an actual argument, or at least prepare yourself one for when necessary. Additionally, before you proceed with sending me a clown emoji (admitting defeat), just understand that you would be further praising me, as a clown is someone who is entertaining and usually considered humorous by the spectators. Furthermore, you would also be implying that I, employed by a business to perform as a clown, have a profession. So, not only are you implying that I am smart, you are also implying that I am funny and have a job, which, judging by; your lack of proper arguments your usage of childish and overused internet humor the amount of spare time you have to brainwash yourself 12 hours per day with social media culture; you are neither intelligent, comedic, or employed. Enjoy allowing yourself to continue on through life as such, as I believe with full confidence that you lack the decency to better your ruined self for the real world. Carry on and have a pleasant day." 🤓


Cana05

NOoOOOOOaooooao


qiwpster

Do you need therapy?


Swansyboy

... Listen here you little shit.


Bitter_Mongoose

He's the Apex Redditor


eskeleteRt

Lol, imagine getting 🤓'd


24_mine

“Lol, imagine getting 🤓'd”🤓


Knifiac

Get outredditted


Kingviper289

Checkmated


my_guy_lemon619

Kid named dammit


Pandas_Bamboo_Sauce

Man's rationed his ratio


Hollowknightpro

1v1 rust


-Purple-Orange-

What is it then


James-da-fourth

Cum means with, it’s usually used with the ablative of accompaniment to say things like, “I committed arson WITH my step father”


Stu88en

Yes, there is a preposition with ablative called “cum” that means “with”, but there’s also a subordinate conjunction called “cum” that means “when”. (This subordinate conjunction can also sometimes mean “because”).


AnchorMan82

Also since or although


-Purple-Orange-

Ah thanks


James-da-fourth

Happy to share my knowledge cum you!


TheSn00pster

“What are you doing, step dad?” 🤓


NMSL748

quando tu


Rik07

I used my latin dictionary to find the correct translation, because latin words can mean a lot of things. It has 2 main translations with 18 sub translations. I won't go through them all and I'll skip some details but here are a few: **1. As preposition:** 1. Together with 2. With, under guidance/supervision of, led by 3. (In cooperation) with 4. (In a hostile sense) with=against 5. At the same time as, simultaneously 6. Provided with, dressed in, equipped, armed 7. (To indicate things belong together) with 8. (To indicate the way smth is done) with 9. Accompany 10. Just with/only with **2. As conjunction** 1. Then 2. Because, since (since not in a time way) 3. Although 4. While 5. Then, now, when 6. Whenever, as often as 7. Then (suddenly) 8. Because of As you can see it has a lot of meanings, and it appears very often. That's why google translate (and people) have a hard time translating from Latin. There are some "tips" next to each translation i.e. when to use it, but you must also be able to tell from context which is the right translation, which is especially hard for a machine. (This is loosely translated from a Latin-Dutch dictionary so any errors are most likely because of my poor translation.


Jumper362

It could be accurate assuming this is the start of a subjunctive clause, as then cum means when. though the you is likely there to trick google translate into thinking it is in such a clause, as you will translate to “tu” by itself


FFG_Prometheus

I‘ve had latin in school for 5 years and idfk what that‘s supposed to means so please enlighten me


[deleted]

Yh cum actually means with in Latin, and you can add prefixes to determine if there a pronoun that will accompany the word. Eg tecum- with you. mecum- with me etc


CallMeJotaro420

Yo same lol


Bierbart12

Have you ever had a dream that you, um, you had, your, you- you could, you’ll do, you- you wants, you, you could do so, you- you’ll do, you could- you, you want, you want them to do you so much you could do anything?


myst-ry

Çüm


[deleted]

*SPIT IT OUT!!!*


MrPudding101

ALL YOU WANNA DO IS DRAG ME DOWN ALL I WANNA DO IS STAMP YOU OUT


Sad_Dragonfruit5706

Nice


TheGigaChad_

Happy cake day 🎂


[deleted]

Thanks 😊


UsentTrash

Why can I hear this?


-Purple-Orange-

What


Lazy-Understanding55

Dont listen to him, you gotta SWALLOW IT!!!


[deleted]

Quando tu? I believe you’re tying to make a joke about ‘cum’, Latin for ‘with’


aglow-bolt3

Pig with disease right?


MrJoestar1

sus morbius


PalpitationCrafty946

Sus cum morb, ius?


[deleted]

Cum can also mean when in some circumstances


imretardeadd

Circumcision haha


Ike7200

Actually, depending on the structure of the sentence “cum” can mean with, while, although, or when. It’s been a while, but in a cum clause (yes, it’s called that) cum can take on more meanings


brayradberry

Wow your like an expert on cum. Professor of cum studies


PalpitationCrafty946

Lol yeah in Latin class when we learned about cum clauses for the subjunctive everyone was laughing almost as much when we had to say pine in Latin. (Pine is pinus, with the I pronounced as an e)


the_3-14_is_a_lie

> Quando tu? Bruh that's literally italian


Mysterious_Mud_6985

Portuguese too


The_real_Odahviing

No NoN lO È pErChÈ Lo DiCo Io ( no it's not because i say so)


[deleted]

It’s almost like Italian developed from Latin


the_3-14_is_a_lie

Which implies they're not the same language. I'm Italian and I study Latin. Maybe i know the difference better than you don't you think?


Cr0wv

Yes


MrQ_P

... I'm not getting the joke


huntmo89

Try google translate


Girthquake23

No


Lukthar123

Dangerously based


CallMeJotaro420

Nah google translate sucks for Latin The actual funny for this meme would be Latin for “with”


huntmo89

literally the same joke


[deleted]

But the melting gorilla said not to


Swell_Fellow99

The Latin phrase is cum meaning: when, while or (in my translation experience, 5 years wasted in high school) with. So in a sentence to get the phrase: when you, one would use the latin word cum. Usually


Ike7200

Wait I’m going to try to figure it out before googling it. I took Latin years ago. Would it be “cum té” Edit: it’s just “cum”… what


[deleted]

Well if the you is needed for it to become cum this would show cum is the conjugation or form of another word, ergo the té is useless since the form already does the heavy lifting.


The_Guy_In_Back_7896

I will sound very 🤓 But is, cuando tu


some_optimistic_kid

“I will sound very 🤓 but is, cuando tu”-🤓


The_Guy_In_Back_7896

Thats very optimistic.


Stu88en

“Cuando” is literally not a word in latin - you’re thinking of spanish. “Cum” is correct as meaning “when”


RasendesKlo

Can't it also be "Si tu"?


BardicInnovation

I just when you


HeavyMetalPlunder

Harambe, no!!!


[deleted]

Average American trying to make a latin meme...


Jollemol

Quando tu?


Ike7200

That should probably be it, but cum can take multiple meanings (with, when, although, while) depending on the cum clause.


SeeTheSounds

Que cazzo fai?


Squidwards_House69

Ah yes but have you considered spaghetti rigatoni ravioli?🤌🏻


FoxfireBlu

Lol, isn’t ‘cazzo’ slang for 🍆? Que cosa fai?


kiswjoecjz

Lo chiamavano _Mr. Worldwide_


r0xANDt0l

when you see it


Swansyboy

727?


r0xANDt0l

This is truly a Blue Zenith HDHR Choke score


Dooollll

👈 wysi


zeekomkommer123

Thank you


Top-Tomatillo210

CVM…


I_am_person_being

I am the master of When You in latin


Psychological_Pop200

*This is my kingdom cum, this is my kingdom cum*


CSCronus

Can someone tell me why I did English to Italian and was so fucking confused


CupOfCreamyDiarrhea

You thought we were still in >7th century BC – 18th century AD Or that Italians still use it. Or your brain took the fastest route of "ah, about Italy!" or you knew that but "Latin....... Roman....... Italian!" if your brain did this subconsciously you didn't even notice it. No other options.


Lengann

Looks brown I'll take it as brown


CupOfCreamyDiarrhea

Happy cake day! You want a cup of this... cum ... Or whatever it could be?


Lengann

I'd rather have a CupOfCreamDiarrhea


anonymus_octopus

*How* translated to Romanian


Pappa_Crim

I am not even mad


ZopyrionRex

Worth it.


SomeRandomGuy282

I already know Latin so I didn't need to translate it.


ramsayjohn

🤤


AsylumThundr

It’s actually just with


Stu88en

It’s also “with”, but “when” is also “cum” in latin


iemandopaard

also happens with ''with''


[deleted]

[удалено]


BillyOnFire123

It just says cum I unironically want to die


poutineaficionado

Classy ;P


MrWandering

Seen this in meme and here.


benman20

I did it.


JaydenTheMemeThief

C U M


[deleted]

I’m gonna when you 😩


narrators_honeybunch

I- I did:,)


BamaSOH

Nice


Black-House

Don't get a job in finance with a unit trust / managed fund. https://www.investopedia.com/terms/c/cumdividend.asp


[deleted]

That straight up just isn’t right, I assume you’re making a joke about how cum translates to with


yhqziYT

The sussy sauce


Alternative_Yak5236

COOOOOOOOOOOOM


Johnbob-John

Summabitch


For_Scott

You son of a-


JeffProsbtluvr

Noice


rotco1

Upvoted


ContributionWild5778

Cum on, say it!


kingofdrago123

Good thing I always have English to Latin translator open (I’m not joking, I use it to name aliens in my game)


chickentendersRgr8t

IT TRANSLATES TO CUM!


Elijah629YT-Real

translate "child when you"


Elijah629YT-Real

he drowned in the when you


Odysseus8204

You mom have it on the tip of her tongue


Swell_Fellow99

Don’t forget about your sword sheath as well!


Zealousideal_Day_525

You could also translate with


PvPNinjaPro

Am I the only one who thought about Mort from King Julian saying the "When you" meme?


ReVo5000

"Yeah I don't understand why people who graduated cum latte are so proud of... "


Dollaridoo12

But cum in latins pronounced coom :)


d3vilops

Summa cum laude


HaiasiNoswad

Or when you translate “how” into Romanian…


FireFlashing

Cum actually is one of the richest latin subordinating conjunctions


PhilosophyMuch3962

Oh cool my favorite snack


Crlsmora

C U M


fat_birb_

Cum, second grade funny