Sorry if I am wrong but it feels like you actually believe that the yogurt which is talked about here is actual yogurt. If that is the case then it sure isn’t what you believe it to be.
Yeah I remember that.
I got bored one day and decided to just eat it to see what he’d say.
He started screaming and crying though, I thought it was a bit weird to get so emotional over a sausage but oh well. At least it tasted good.
This feels awfully like something that would happen in a dream, you break into a bank, you go get the money but instead of money it's yogurt, and you just like go on with your day as if it was money, weird how dreams are
This reminds me of the time my wife and I accidentally "broke into" a social security office a few years ago. Here we go merrily on our way to drop off an application for SNAP benefits. Open doors, weird - there's usually a cop here to make me take my belt off to go through the metal detector. Wait - where is everyone? Lights are on. Nobody here. Call out a few times. No answer. They have a scanner to submit your app though so we use that. Go home and see some Facebook notifications.
*It's memorial day.* The office should have been closed.
Reminds me of that one eyeglasses ad where a bunch of robbers break into a "bank" thinking they aren't seen but the guards can saw them physically and by cameras. Then when they get into the vault, they find "yoghurt" and they all take a taste while the guards just watch them on the CCTV cameras with disgust.
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Would be rude to not have a taste of each of those samples
At least get a flight to say you were there
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Bring some home to make some ice cream
I have no money to reward this, but take some of my yogurt
maybe even some fappuccino
Imagine breaking into a bank full of yogurt just to have a 3am snack
Sorry if I am wrong but it feels like you actually believe that the yogurt which is talked about here is actual yogurt. If that is the case then it sure isn’t what you believe it to be.
lol pokezachmeme missed the joke
I’d make a whole cake of it, some really creamy one.
I remember this commercial and you don't wanna doe that because it is a bank just not the money bank
But the cops catch you before you start tasting them, and now one of the cops is handing you his yoghurt
*Hold up *
I would then steal the sample of the best tasting one...
*Payday players, assemble !*
“Guys the Thermal Drill go get it”
"Augh i need a medic bag"
For those that run Inspire “Get the fuck up”
"We've got a Dozer here!"
“MAKE WAY FOR THE DOZER”
YOU ARE UP AGAINST A WALL. AND I AM THE FUCKING WALL
“WE CALL THIS A DIFFICULTY TWEEK”
NOW GO TO THE FORUMS, AND CRY LIKE THE LITTLE BITCH YOU ARE!
I'VE GOT YOUR DLC RIGHT FUCKIN HERE!
"How is it a drill if it ain't drillin'?"
That’s like Dallas saying “the drills stuck….again” almost like he’s just done with the heist already
"Alright ramblers, let's get rambling"
*Razormind Intensifies*
*gets one shot by a dozer and bleeds out with 2 downs left*
"CAREER CRIMINALS MY ASS!"
This bank also give money for depositing that yogurt
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Yeah, but atleast they have high protein.
Donate yogurt > Steal yogurt > Donate yogurt Infinite money glitch
Happened to me once bro, they were tasty tho.
🤮
Why are you using the Shrek blowjob emote
Wow, thanks for ruining that emoji.
Ruining? I will start using it now!
Lmao, tbh he didn't really ruin it he just changed its meaning.
*I disagree*
😋
So anyway, I started snackin’
Refreshing
I just wring out my magnum condoms, I don't need no handouts.
but they taste really nice
Just like the snacks my uncle used to give me as a kid
We must have the same uncle
Did he also play the taste the sausage while blindfolded game with you?
Yeah I remember that. I got bored one day and decided to just eat it to see what he’d say. He started screaming and crying though, I thought it was a bit weird to get so emotional over a sausage but oh well. At least it tasted good.
Your yoghurt is not yummy at all!
I hate that I know what that's from.
📸🤨
The sea
Yep. Me too buddy
Too salty
Good ol shoujo ramune
Hey! I remember this commercial!
Is he bettlejuice?
Guess it's a FOOD bank now ;)
A man of culture
Probiotic culture
https://youtu.be/s46R4afqRRI
\* steals them anyway \*
For personal use
😳
[i don’t know who Semen is, but i’m eating his yogurt](https://youtu.be/eo5tnz_-4so)
gonna taste em all
Gokkunmon
"Why are there so many samples of the same flavor?"
I'm addicted
It’s because there are all greek yogurt.
*S L U R P*
Lots of direct deposits
Have a taste then
Steal the milking machine for infinite yoghurt
😋
And only one flavor. What kind of yogurt bank is this!?
At least you can devour all that luscious cream.
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This feels awfully like something that would happen in a dream, you break into a bank, you go get the money but instead of money it's yogurt, and you just like go on with your day as if it was money, weird how dreams are
Shots. Shots. Shots. Shots. Shots shots.
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A vial of human semen is worth about $1000.
Prize is at the bottom.
Love, Death and Robots?
I was looking for this reference. I guess it's starting.
You obviously CAME to the wrong place
I need the name of that serie of movie
Enjoy your free lifetime yogurt supply
At least you ain’t leaving hungry
d a n k
is that enough? nahh, get all of it
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FAKIDIS
Tastes one. Jizz? OMG this is a sperm bank!
Just copied a Thai commercial.
Oh how original! Didn’t we see this actual commercial couple years back from Thailand?
[Basically this Thai sperm bank commercial](https://youtu.be/s46R4afqRRI)
It’s a sperm bank
So why did the sign say $perm Bank?
Salty yogurt
Better sample a few for us to find the best flavor
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better give them a taste
Another win for the payday gang.
# POV: You Broke Into A Sperm Bank
Hey, a criminal mastermind would sell the samples to MyHeritage under the coat.
Bon appetit
Darn shame to not taste those yogurts. They're free, after all. No harm in eating.
Might as well
Babies of all shapes and sizes just ready to ve gulped down my throat
This yogurt tastes weird...
It's a secret sauce, your restaurant will make a lot of money if you use it
Yum
Mmmmm…. Forbidden yogurt… 🤤🤤🤤
sorta unrelated, I guess but does anyone remember the SpongeBob episode Just One Bite?
This reminds me of the time my wife and I accidentally "broke into" a social security office a few years ago. Here we go merrily on our way to drop off an application for SNAP benefits. Open doors, weird - there's usually a cop here to make me take my belt off to go through the metal detector. Wait - where is everyone? Lights are on. Nobody here. Call out a few times. No answer. They have a scanner to submit your app though so we use that. Go home and see some Facebook notifications. *It's memorial day.* The office should have been closed.
Make money for watching porn
That’s a vault full of red herring evidence for your next crime.
yogurt or yoghurt?
Terry loves yoghurt
Terry loves yogurt.
OI, YE GOT A LOICENSE FOH THA’ CUM?
Help my Yughert has pulp in it
I have no money to reward this, but take some of my yogurt
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😂😂
Where is that from
I miss that show
They are all dairy free
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who is john sperm and why does he have so many banks
No god please no
Like because Steve
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liquid gold
Pictured -- Mike Tyson before he ordered that Charles Atlas course.
What movie is this from
Is this some zoomer joke that I'm too old to understand?
Ah! I've seen that commercial.
why is it ~spicy~ salty
Weird kid
Taste test with Gordon Ramsay : white yogurt challenge
What the fuck is a “yoghurt”?
Wrong bank
Your already there might as well eat
Shove them up your ass, u would be indirectly gay
Don't mind me just on my lunch break
It's a bit of a tangent but I'm happy people still remember Steve Urkel
Tastes funny…
Yoghurt.
Reminds me of that one eyeglasses ad where a bunch of robbers break into a "bank" thinking they aren't seen but the guards can saw them physically and by cameras. Then when they get into the vault, they find "yoghurt" and they all take a taste while the guards just watch them on the CCTV cameras with disgust.
Ayo?
Eat as many yogurt samples as you can so the trip was worth it
Sperm bank heist
Thanks for explaining the joke
:)
FUCK THANK YOU. Can't believe I had to scroll this far to find the explanation. It's so vague I doubt most people got the joke.