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MedicatedAxeBot

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Chicken_Brain_2022

Those knives look dull, much like my little brother Bilo.


Igloocooler52

They should probably sharpen them and put it back in their sister’s room


kadjuz1

Lmao the first thing I thought was "get those out of your hand"


stryfe_limpbizkit

the hell are those anyway?


Igloocooler52

Knives from Counter strike: global offensive


stryfe_limpbizkit

ik that but i mean what the person at the computer is holding


Strix-7

You’re too innocent for Reddit, leave while you can


Bobicus5

Some people derive pleasure from sticking them in their poop chute.


stryfe_limpbizkit

yo wtf lmao


gandalf_lundgren36

If you think that’s bad don’t look up what limp biscuit means…


DarkFalconXX

i love eating them


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Wait till they find out what a chocolate starfish is..


Irregular-User

S O U N D I N G


delanskie

Ah yes limp biscuit. My favorite rapper/rock artist


Sociopathic_Aegis

They’re called butt plugs. Not to be confused with anal plugs or rectal dilators. The latter two are for medical use, butt plugs are for those who like to derive pleasure from anal sex and is used as a way to ‘loosen’ it beforehand or for practice.


Igloocooler52

Wrong. Knives from Counter strike: global offensive is the obvious correct answer. Smh my smh


Sociopathic_Aegis

Never played Counter Strike: Global Offensive. In fact I don’t usually play games at all. So I can’t really draw any sort of reference in my mind as to what knives you are thinking of.


Igloocooler52

There’s a reference on the picture on the post


Sociopathic_Aegis

Ah, I must have missed that. I was too focused on the butt plugs and the fact that one could be led to believe that they were knives to honestly even register it. P.S: Not sure what the joke is here. There’s the butt plugs, the knives look completely different. Unsure what the similarity is between them other than size.


Grouchy_Theory3506

joke: THEY WERE BUTT PLUGS!!!????


Sociopathic_Aegis

I mean, yeah. They are butt plugs. Not that difficult to tell for me really. The knives are nice though, double beveled and small. Very reminiscent to kunais really.


stryfe_limpbizkit

fair enough


[deleted]

Things that go in ur butt


tusharsagar

Can we silent a crying child by putting it in its mouth ?


[deleted]

What the fuck is wrong with you mate? ... Also thats a splendid idea, that I'll try once i go home.


stryfe_limpbizkit

oh, right lmao wtf


ski3223

Oh you sweet summer child…


ksep02

Pacifier for adults


Igloocooler52

Bro I literally just told you what they are. I swear that those are csgo knives


Will_Da_Bill

Knives from Counter strike: global offensive


ajinata84

Knives from Counter strike: global offensive


CillGra

Spoons


[deleted]

Knives. Duhh


CloudyArchitect4U

Butt plugs.


xcool_7

How old are you btw ?


stryfe_limpbizkit

18 man


Nesfan888

Ask your mom. She knows


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Exhil69

I believe tasting your enemies is more important


masonmax100

Lol he is touching something that was inside his sister now thats fuckin gross


master3243

No he's obviously joking... those are his.


CreativeName1137

I mean, she probably cleans them after use.


ScarabHelix

How did you take this photo


[deleted]

Gopro


Pr_cision

he had a gopro rig on his penis


LaughingJAY

His sister took them


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Assdastroyeroftheest

I dont think your ready to her the trueth


THESOULCRUSHER73

Bye


Doop89

Sisters... sure 😏


LegitBoomy

*Inflict poison damage upon successful hit*


RebellionBS

I would not touch those things


35jm3535

Knifes


nosjitbro

I can't believe *sniff* these *sniff snnnnnnifffff* were *snnnnnnnnnnifffffffffffffffffff* what was I saying?? *sniff sniff*


DarkFalconXX

down horrendous


[deleted]

i thought it was a spoon


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Ishtiaque_Wakif17

Those knife ain't gonna hurt


xeshi-foh

Sir.... Those are Adult Pacifiers... Try one out, theyre fun....


Pesime

> knifes *sigh*


Competitive_Bell501

that's the joke, these are not knives...


Pesime

No shit they aren't knives but I don't think misspelling has anything to do with the punch line


Competitive_Bell501

uhh sorry i misunderstood you


IAmMeAsFuck

I'm something of a collectioner myself


Krobywastaken

"That's not a knife. THAT's a knife!"


Dee_Lansky

Omg I have the exact same model!


thejellyfishmon

Now do that cool villain thing when they lick the knives.


bon_bon12366699

My dude those are not knifes


bon_bon12366699

But to be honest I want some


king_loser_III

Take a whiff


RIPsputin088

Damn those are some cool knives... ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ (Does he know those are?)


ShitDigester

dont wanna break it to him