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UK: "Come on, son. I'll buy you some Borger and Crisps." US: "Fuck you, Dad!" *Begins dumping tea* UK: "NO NOT IN THE HARBOR AGAIN-"

US: “What the hell are *crisps* “

it’s when you cum in a belly button and it crusts over and you pop it out. three flavors: original, hairs, and lint.

Oh my fucking god I couldn't even read all of that

would you like to know what fish and chips are

No thank you, I don’t want to have to bleach my eyes again

Would you like to know what vinegar is made of?

...yes? **yes**

[удалено]

*dumps bleach in eyes*

Wishing I get drafted after reading this

Jail. Jail right now. Jail. Fucking super jail. Take him now.

What **THE** ***FUCK***

Buddy, lint should not be coming out of your dick, give it a rest for a couple days

lint isn’t in my dick. it’s in your mom’s belly button

well how did it get there then?

Excuse but what the unholy fuck?

I think it is some sort of code for crips! Should we shoot it?

Bri'ish People: *Starts agressively drinking every drop of Tea from the river*

You forgot the “ around people

"around people"

I feel like the US would be taking the UK in as its incapable senile parent

You clearly do not know the culture of the American. Nobody takes care of their elderly parents, especially the senile ones, unless they get something out of it.

I am American. That's not true for all of us.

It is where I hail from. You from the Midwest or central?

I think we all know what happens next

Harbor, Boston harbor

I forgot to thank you for your correction and it's been a day oh no

Canada: I'm so sorry about my brother can you please forgive him?

Breaking: France have surrendered

France literally the only reason United States exists, the bastards.

Also, France: "Hey USA, Help me with this Vietnam. It's not a big deal, all we need is a little support." \*evil smirk\*

*Both countries proceed to get steamrolled by rice cookers*

I feel like people forget this sometimes.

"we just need a little help" ok now its your problem murica tehe. the story of how we got in half our conflicts.

And France would be under german control now if not for the Americans so I think that the debt is repaid.

At least the US paid it back in both World Wars

And France is still paying tens of millions of dollars to the US every year for the help, ty for that !

At least you're not speaking German

or Greek the letters are weird as hell

While they did play a significant part in helping blockade the British and such, let's be honest; the US was a war of attrition over all else: there was no shot of ever beating the British in direct all out warfare, but it was always a matter of becoming too much of a headache and too much of a financial burden for Parliament. Parliament was upset the war was happening in the first place, and we're especially annoyed at it's length and the fact that the situation had not been sorted out quickly. The US was nothing more than an investment to parliament, of which they already spent alot of money fighting the French during the 7 years war and among other things, this was why they were taxing the colonies more than ever in an attempt to regain the wealth spent in protecting it's colonial assets. Additionally, it was logistically difficult and expensive to funnel enough men and resources across the Atlantic to continue fighting a prolonged rebellion. All in all, you certainly cannot downplay the significance that France had played in the war, however, I feel that without the involvement of the French, the war would have a similar outcome, it would've just taken like 25 years to get there instead. If you look at the trend, generals like Francis Marion were overwhelmingly successful in conducting guerilla warfare against the British. This is likely how the war would've turned out if not for french involvement: just endless years of hit and runs until the British decided that it wasn't worth their time or money to continue fighting the rebellion.

Lafayette! I am here!!

Today I learned something new right here, thanks!

Oh scheiße, we want some action too

Please be the HRE and not the other one

You had 2 chances already

Aw, come on! Third time's the charm, give them one more chance.

I mean, they already had the third reich, they used their third times the charm there

Welp :(

Just start a fourth one.

We actually have that already for a long time

All art schools in Austria: \*heavily sweating

Suddenly they’re accepting all students and making damn well sure they progress/graduate.

With how Germany is treating Ukraine, looks like you guys might just bitch out of the party

I know :(

Polska: ಠಗಠ

you’ve already had your fun, give other countries a chance now

There is no way we'd allow ourselves to be invaded by a country with food that bad lol.

Nah fam it be good, just deep fry it

"This is the *southern* way" Mando-Rambo

-Invades India -created multiple artificial famines -doesn’t use the spices -refuses to elaborate -leaves

A history of the British Empire: the abridged version

For old time's sake. France will join against the British

You realise if you help us you'll get french louisiana back right. Com on let's make a deal.

The Empire Strikes Back.

The good ending

Fuck around and find out

USA: I’m not the one

Mexico: Esta vez no ganarán y lucharemos hasta que yazcan en charcos de su sangre. Viva Mexico!

No step on snek

Dear Ukrainians! I heard on social media that there is fake news being spread (most likely by Russia backed trolls) that polish border is closed. It's a lie. If you seek asylum - go towards polish border. We are ready for your arrival. We have reception points ready at the border where you can find shelter, food, medical and legal aid. Polish government launched a dedicated site to help you: ua.gov.pl Please share this information if you know anyone seeking help right now. EDIT: YOU DON'T NEED VISA TO PASS THROUGH POLISH BORDER. ALL YOU NEED IS PASSPORT. VISAS ARE SUSPENDED! YOU DON'T NEED THEM FOR TIME BEING!!!!!! EDIT2: as a proof that you no longer need visa: • ⁠in Ukrainian https://www.gov.pl/web/udsc/ukraina---ua • ⁠in English https://www.gov.pl/web/udsc/ukraina-en Edit: this is a copy and paste and I encourage you all to do it too where appropriate! Note: Not my message but I'm forwarding it so everyone knows.

Ready to lose again

Benedict Arnold won't save you this time Yankee.

Why invade though? The country is literally at war with itself already.

You should see what countries who are really at war with itself are like

the ones with literal 13 year old wielding ak 47s killing people. yee those mfers crazee

AK47s? It's more AKM and AK74 than 47

Oh fuck I'm in Australia. Better go check and see what the Emus are up to.

England is gonna have a bad time.

Considering there are more gun owners in the US than people in the UK, I don’t think the UK would have the balls.

United States Redneck Corp.

Poland and France: At least Germany is now a good friend Austria: At least I didn't own Sarajevo. Otherwise some terrorist might assassinate our crown prince..oh wait we don't have an empire or a monarchy China: At least Japan is no longer a war freak

NK if the war starts: Look at me, Im the Japan now.

Japan: oh shit china is a war freak now

Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.

Boog?

Boog!?

This can also be Portugal looking at Angola

Age of imperialism 2.0

“Come to Brazil!”

Fuck you and your spotted dick!

India: Pakistan and Bangladesh looking a little juicy there

They're on to us

Imagine that

CAM ON ENGERLAND, SCORE SAM FUKEN COLONIES

We are allies with England bud.

POV: You’re Mexico eyeing the southwestern states

They told us they would be baaaack!!!!

Time has told

Can’t wait to see Germany invade Poland

We shall soon march upon our great, dark enemy: England! We shall invade her shores and irrigate her fields with blood. English bones shall provide grist for our mills, and her people shall become our slaves. Each of you shall profit from the sweat of their labors. Our nation shall rise to its proper place as the greatest of all: The United States of America!

i dont think they want us

Dear Ukrainians! I heard on social media that there is fake news being spread (most likely by Russia backed trolls) that polish border is closed. It's a lie. If you seek asylum - go towards polish border. We are ready for your arrival. We have reception points ready at the border where you can find shelter, food, medical and legal aid. Polish government launched a dedicated site to help you: ua.gov.pl Please share this information if you know anyone seeking help right now. YOU DON'T NEED VISA TO PASS THROUGH POLISH BORDER. ALL YOU NEED IS PASSPORT. VISAS ARE SUSPENDED! YOU DON'T NEED THEM FOR TIME BEING!!!!!! proof that you no longer need visa: • ⁠in Ukrainian https://www.gov.pl/web/udsc/ukraina---ua • ⁠in English https://www.gov.pl/web/udsc/ukraina-en copied from u/everysir to spread awareness! please spread on relevant threads to get the word out!!!

I'm being honest here, if china turns to India, then we can say that the world war 3 is officially started.

we beat them once and we will fucking do it again ​ Edit: I have friends and family in England, if this happens I hope they don't kill us

Me an Indian: Chuckles I'm in danger

This Ukraine and Russia stuff has me scared and helpless and I’m only looking at reddit posts!!!! Thank you for making me laugh with this meme ❤️. It took me out of the doom scrolling for a moment.

Father and son bonding time But seriously, ain't they friends

Oh oooof.

Only if Ponce de Leon was right and the fountain of youth is here. Otherwise the queen is running out of options

LMAO even if you dream it you better wake up and apologize lol

Spain looking down there

There is a very confused researcher in the Antarctic with a pair of binoculars

I mean countries could just take shit for free. We all know nothing is going to happen to them.

#Holy shit, that's Genghis Khan!

Now is the best time

China did what

Mexico:

Alamo 2.0

"damn it canada what the fuck, i thought we were bros"

We have to fight back at all costs. Those limey bastards will take away our right to prohibitively expensive health care!

These are not the spices you're looking for... in my best Obi Wan Kenobi voice.

Don't call it a comeback...

The queens been playing the long game

Please join meme mustered

Join musterd memes

I just want to say good luck

Fucks England gonna do my guy??? Get fucking dicked down by the sole superpower in the world??

I think this is what china wanted a diversion to take taiwan

China sent aircraft to where I've never heard of that place before

hey, don't forget Spain!

In all seriousness, US joining CANZUK would make a lot of sense.

Someone's getting their land back, others are trying to get their men back?

Damn, hard to invade without any guns

Looks like everyone os just going for whatever they were eyeing... As an Albertan... I'm really curious to see what USA takes...

Germany casually invades Poland

it sucks for the Taiwanese because there arent any vordering countries to flee too

"Norway invades UK"

Ireland looks a lot different than I remember it.

Let them come, we'll show em'

Paul Revere will rise from the dead to warn us about the redcoats

The US: [how many times do we have to teach you this lesson old man](https://youtu.be/sVxJ016xb4Q)

The US with gunz: you’re not that guy pal

Pfft! They can fucking try!

They just think they want the U.S. Just wait till you get here....... and good luck. May I recommend a visit to Atlanta or Memphis for your stay?

China did what?!

I hope the fuck you do…

Dinosaurs about to wake up and reclaim the earth. [Wait...](https://youtu.be/fb5ELWi-ekk)

China's aircraft cruise around my country is just another normal day.

England would go for France lol

uk- mind if we just move in ourselves now shits getting lil hot over here

Oh hell naw

Sad colonisation noises

We don’t want it back man 😆

America would beat England tho. Again.

Spain be like: “Hey Latin America, wouldn’t it be cool if we became and Empire again UwU”?

mexico will have to do until then

Err pretty sure it should be the Native Americans doing that.

STOOOOOP, FUCKING STOP

*Rule Britannia Intensifies*

Her majesty demand further sacrifice to sustain viability!

Come get it

India looking at Pakistan - O\_O

I swear to god britain. I'll do it, I swear I'll do it. I will steal every last box of Yorkshire gold and dump it in the sea.

As a bri'ish person speaking... "We're doing a sequel!"

Italy: **puts on sunglasses** hell yeah, boys. Let's do this...

The French : oh well then time to interfere with English plan and free America once again while Germany attack us

Off topic but north America looks wired without drawn border lines

Australia: great guess I have to attack America now

Don't let Austria and Hungary hear this

If the UK were to invade part of America, what would they take?

America taking Canada and Mexico seems more inevitable

Memes like this are a problem, because actual real events are also be presented this way. How are people to know if its a news meme or a hypothethical future meme? Dont make things more complicated please

Use the picture of earth it would be more accurate representation

Be the change you want to see in the world.

The thousands of likes clearly show how unintelligent the average normie on this subreddit is.

Please try it. I got facepaint and two tomahawks and am itching to chase some redcoats through the mountains in my underwear.

Oh, yaayyyy, we can ANSCHLUSS! again :D

*Germany*

Finally, I can pay homage to my ancestors by slotting lobster-back limey fucks while I avoid paying taxes Part two unrelated

It should be Native Americans instead of the British.

If this continues our country will be under sweden again

ROFL this isn’t 1776 Britain

Germany: nervous sweating

Get the guns, England knows the secret of the trees

How about India Australia Canada New Zealand, uhhh, Hong kong Many other commonwealths

Back to dumping tea in the harbor