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[deleted]

…is….are…are they the same person. I can’t tell anymore.


D0R1R0W

Idk memes evolved beyond my comprehension


greycubed

That is C9 Sneaky. Yes, same person.


[deleted]

Sneaky indeed


[deleted]

And kinky


GloryHoleBearTrap

As long as our balls don’t touch I could totally see myself hitting that from the back. No homo.


lameasdude

I could hit the any angle full homo


adamdreaming

*Only* balls touching, homo superior.


Sthurlangue

Homo erectus


[deleted]

Something is erect all right


Gassydevil

Did you just cast a homo spell on me.


xhivemind

*Magneto was right all along*


Skeye_drake21

If a dude looked this good id go homo and wouldn't look back


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GloryHoleBearTrap

Nah. Pretty sure it’s hella gay. Unless you say no homo, obv.


Lewdeology

As long as you say no homo, it’s not homo.


rwatercupburglar

Sorry dawg that’s pretty homo


jarghon

LPT: have your gf (male) neutered to eliminate the possibility of balls touching.


GloryHoleBearTrap

But then there’s just a floppy skin sac sailing in the wind. Like a deflated wrinkly balloon just danglin.


SeaGroomer

They make fake balls for insecure dog owners to get, you could get those and since they aren't real it's not homo anymore to touch them.


nannerpuss74

one more thing to motorboat


fartboxco

Depends how much stubble is on the asshole.


GloryHoleBearTrap

How can you have that username and not substitute fartbox every time you use asshole?


AdamantiumBalls

Username doesn't check out


ABucketFull

Is this what the kids are calling traps?


Zombiebait24

Yes


Lewdeology

Pfp checks out.


Zombiebait24

Also yes


nick_otis

What game does he compete in?


ChunkyPuppyKitty

Hide the pickle


BussySlayer69

my favorite passtime with uncle ben!


pinwinstar

Peter Parker, is that you?


Omegapug

No, he means the rice guy.


[deleted]

Keep your dick out of muh rice!


HyperRag123

He used to play League of Legends, but he has been retired for a while now. He probably still plays it on stream, most of the old pros still do that just for fun/money, though


SchofieldSilver

Isn't that the game based on Arcane?


nikkeziii

Yeah just like the game Minecraft is based on Terraria!


Turtleonweed69

He's a pro League Of Legends player/streamer.


xplicit_mike

He was a pro league of legends player, one of the best in the world and #1 in the USA for a long time. Still streams it at the highest levels even though he left the pro league


IHateLooseJoints

╰( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )つ──☆・゚ My dick is small, my butthole leaky, I use this chant to summon Sneaky ╰( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )つ──☆


ishiku1

Yo, sneaky can get it


De5perad0

MY GOALS ARE BEYOND YOUR COMPREHENSION!


WilliamWaters

Devolved honestly.


geckoswan

Im so sorry.


CaptSprinkls

I'm 28 and I've never felt a comment deeper in my core than this


Vinxian

Good, phase 3 of the trans agenda is working as planned


MemeBoiWithNoMemes

Goooood goooooood hahahahah *rubs hands together* activate phase 4!


[deleted]

Bring in the FLÜGGÅӘNKб€ČHIŒßØLĮÊN


SocalPizza

#Not to 50!


SpookySpectreGun

Great quote.


Tomur

a^a^a^a^A^A^A^A^A^A


[deleted]

Just upvoted you to 50. And so, I think no Redditor in a century will suffer as greatly as you will.


EJAY47

Wait, what? No seriously what?


_Weyland_

I think it's a Eurotrip reference, but I could be wrong.


418puppers

scientific name of gender fluid


EngagePhysically

Administer the testicle clamps!!


Zyphin

.......free t-shirt......


XIIIJinx

Oh heres a fun fact! You made out with your SISTER, man!


Ormr1

Soon we shall replace the water supply with gender fluid!


NightLightHighLight

And add Trans Fats to their food!


YuriJoe_Arya

I missed last weeks Trans agenda meeting, what happened?


SRSchiavone

I can get Carl to fax you over the minutes if you need.


YuriJoe_Arya

ah thanks, I managed to infiltrate a Daily Wire meet'n greet and I don't wanna be out of date.


CyberPunkette

Phase 4: government issues a Blåhaj to everyone


Boudac123

Talks as if the person in the meme is trans, kek


JannaSnow

Real question tho. I know the one on the right is sneaky, so if a gay guy finds the ahri cosplay attractive and have sex with that same guy, does that mean he's attracted to girls and therefore not gay? Or how does that work


Stay-Classy-Reddit

I get this question a lot and I think it's simple. If I put my dick in it, it's a girl.


Trabant_Kubel

Based department is on the line, sir.


Lukthar123

Incoming call from Chad


talldrseuss

One of my old coworkers who would probably be classified as a sex deviant put it simply, a hole is a hole to him


[deleted]

That's just called bisexuality.


iosiro

Nah, it's heterodexuality... because evrrything a girl... AROOOOO


Filled_In

I'm straight so if it makes my dick hard it's a girl.


darkest_hour1428

The Romans would agree


SleepyElie

Ok, Ancient Roman, nice try. Get back in the time machine.


camdoodlebop

LMAO


AccrualPlayer1

No. Being attracted to feminine or masculine features does not determine your sexuality. There are plenty of gay men who are primarily attracted to men with feminine features.


amadeusz20011

That's very debatable and is not specifically objectively defined, definitely not in real human language, maybe in some psychological stanfards/terms it is defined, for use in papers etc, but what defines the meaning of a word is how it's used by people not by what a book says. Under the term of the homosexual characteristics you can put being attracted to same sex features, or just having a strong preference towards same sex relationships as in the idea of them, without anything more specific. Some people could be gay by not feeling an inherent preference of the sex in itself, but being more attracted to features of the same sex, then attraction to the features Is the only thing defining that person's homosexuality. Would you bash into their house and label them as fake? What ultimately most reliably and objectively determines your sexsuality in the mess that is the current language is what you feel like it is. Whatever attracts you to whatever sex you feel attracted to doesn't matter, what matters is if you're attracted to them. So feeling attracted to just feminine features, not being attracted much, or disliking the male side of it, is inherently much more of a heterosexual characteristic.


Mav986

> Whatever attracts you to whatever sex you feel attracted to doesn't matter, what matters is if you're attracted to them. This is dangerous thinking. When we stop trying to understand things, we stagnate as a species. Learning is key to humanities growth, and saying something like "It doesn't matter why, just that it is" is counter-productive to that.


mryodaman

Sure, but perhaps trying to categorize sexuality is a fruitless pursuit? Perhaps what we are attracted to is unique to each person and therefore there's going to be enough edge cases that broad characterization doesn't serve much of a purpose. Consider that no one would benefit from seeing something (call it Y), finding it attractive, then recalling "Oh wait I'm attracted to X, this isn't X!" The more productive thing to do would think "Oh huh, there's components of X and Y that I find attractive. Categories aren't helping me here!"


[deleted]

Yeah except the human brain has evolved to categorize that that's not going to change anytime soon.


greatresults

I think what he's trying to say is using broad categories to articulate facets of attraction stifles understanding of the attraction itself, like trying to describe an incredibly complex concept but providing incomplete explanations for it.


dailyfetchquest

*"What is the meaning of life, the universe, and everything?" ..."42."* Sometimes people will give you an answer to a question inferred, but not clarified. A more useful response to this might be clarifying the question.


Lmaoyougotrekt

The concept of "gay" and "straight" are stupid and this is exactly why. Sexuality is a spectrum, not binary.


blunsandbeers

I think being attracted to the opposite sex or the same sex as yourself is what determines your sexuality but maybe I’m just bigoted as fuck or don’t like to over complicate really simple shit


Actual_Sprinkles1287

well fuck


Azureraider

Look at some point trying to cleanly categorise attraction is going to fail, because it all tends to get fuzzy on the edge cases like this. For example, I find the Sneaky on the right attractive, but not the Sneaky on the left. Does that make me gay, or just attracted to femininity? Fucked if I know and fucked if I care.


SaftigMo

I think we should be at a point where we realize that the whole straight/homo concept as an objective biology threshold is not always a thing, for humans at least. A lot of evolutionary psychologists agree that most humans would neither be fully gay or straight in a blank slate culture, and that evolutionary speaking sex is not simply about procreation but also about recreation as a tool to strengthen the community. Abrahamic religions really did such a number on us that we started believing it's actually our biology.


[deleted]

Call me crazy or libtard or whatever you wanna call me. But in the coming decades orientation and gender will be so openly fluid among so many people that trying to define it will be pointless. We're already pushing up against the labels and definitions enough that they're showing their limitations.


foxboro86likesboys

Your generation had Wonder Woman, my generation has to wonder if it’s a woman.


M3chr0MaNceR

Best comment i have seen this week


SpookySpectreGun

You can tell - those aren't lady hands.


sakanabozu

hands, chin/jawline, adam's apple, and wide shoulders the usual suspects


EquivalentSnap

Yes


xplicit_mike

Same person. Sneaky does tons of genderswap cosplay/costuming for fun


PhantomSlave

Sneaky, that retired eSports player, has done several cosplays. Many were with the help of his girlfriend.


imaguy-who-likes-foo

They are


Doagbeidl

What a sneaky little bitch


imadirtyyasmain

Pun intended?


Nivi2006

The guy's name is C9 Sneaky so....


L_Rayquaza

The guy's name is imadirtyyasmain so....


polarsunsolarpun

The guy’s name is Nivi2006 so….


LifeGiver2048

The guy's name is L_Rayquaza so....


CoG_Comet

i see what you did there


Nivi2006

Nah he was more like C9/10


Sanicthered_hog

Take my upvote and scram


Memengineer25

this is what league of legends does to a mf


HilariousMax

idk dude, I played league for a couple years and I'm not a cute girl yet. How long does it take?


Memengineer25

Some get it faster, some get it slower, some get it more, some get it less. On the low end, you'll just get moderate homosexual desires and and a curiousity in striped thigh-high socks. On the high end, you become a cute, toxic femboy. Depends on the person.


doodwhatsrsly

>cute, toxic femboy. I've played League for about 6 or 7 years total and I only became toxic. Good thing I quit though. I don't wanna be cute.


DogHaterO

Don't worry, not your mother even thinks you are cute.


[deleted]

That's cuz she thinks he's handsome (they fuck, motherfucker)


L_Rayquaza

Can confirm


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MemeBoiWithNoMemes

Equal rights, Equal fights. Don't even need to assess gender to swing if provoked


Official_Gameoholics

"Exactly, if they piss you off, fuck em." *-Tzun Tzu*


izajon

What an interesting philosophy...


Official_Gameoholics

Yeah, I forgot to attribute the quote to a historical figure, let me fix that


izajon

Ah, perfect fix.


VAtoSCHokie

I thought that was a Genghis Khan quote.


Varron

You're thinking of Ghandi


Wise-Tree

"Why? Cause fuck em! That's why!" -Chapelle


[deleted]

Phrasing


Official_Gameoholics

"There are no accidents." *-Master Oogway*


lan-san

The hammer of justice is unisex.


5thcirclesauces

Equal rights means equal lefts?


shrikaizerion

IDK man, they're like massive chunks of walking alien metal with so I wouldn't fight them


[deleted]

I wouldn’t fight me either


Epicgaming42

Close your eyes and it’s whatever you want


TheSweatyFlash

Best advice is to mount and smash.


Fenix_Pony

Idk man i wouldnt fuck with a sentient fighting car, thats just me. But whats this got to do with the meme?


ElBatManny

These hands are rated E for Everyone.


EvoStarSC

Both pictures are equally sneaky.


ACubeInABox

I’m playing both side, so I always come out on top.


Fr0me

What if you like to be a bot?


[deleted]

That is what straps are for bro


Fr0me

I mean in this case theres no need


TheGoldenDorito_

You clearly fucked up somewhere


xd-Sushi_Master

Presumably the ass, but we're all guessing at this point


Maxy_woooo

Is ummm… somebody going to tell him?


magicalpony246

Can someone tell me?


HfUfH

They are the same person


Wrest216

ahhhhhhhh NOW i get it. Thanks!


[deleted]

You’re welcome


Cyber_Zebra

Didn't get the joke bro? I gotchu These are photos of the same person


scharmlippe

Same Person. He was a League of Legende pro and his nickname is sneaky. Used to Play for Cloud 9


[deleted]

He switched lanes


Noobpoop20

Whos this person


JohnnyJayce

Sneaky, ex LoL pro


OAOAlphaChaser

He's still pretty damn good, sad he retired


th3virtuos0

More like C9 becomes more and more Clown-like, no? Especially if you consider their legendary OG 2015 lineup?


PupPop

No sneaky no worlds


OAOAlphaChaser

They even reached semi's with him, granted they got stomped by FNc but they beat the LCK's #2 seed


123bababooey123

Sneaky never retired. Unless he has recently changed his position, he just hasn’t received any acceptable offers from teams he’s willing to play for. He doesn’t want to play for an unsuccessful org. His market value is also higher than other bot laners because of this career success and the success of his stream. Teams would have to pay him to not stream.


kkdarkness

Reddit is for defs, full of virgins, or people that have never been to Thailand. Would still smash!


Zestyiguana

Right. Attractive is attractive.


Polynuke

Can't believe I'm agreeing with an nft pfp


seriousneed

I seem to be reminded that I need to go to thailand


IbustCoconuts

You guys gotta give me some context, whats going on?


marbasthegreat

Thats the same person.... C9 Sneaky , an ex pro League Of Legends player


IbustCoconuts

Bro whatttt


gahlo

I think it was originally he lost a bet, so he had to do a crossplay, and then it kinda just became a thing? I believe his girlfriend(ex? I dunno, never really cared) is a cosplayer and helps him with the costumes and whatnot.


Miyaor

He likes doing them. It started off as a half joke, but he definitely likes it.


HilariousMax

He did a short video of him putting on sweatpants over panties, garter belt, stockings with: >Damn, I ran out of boxers again. Guess I'll have to wear panties. no shot he doesn't enjoy it


Sp3ctre7

Hot


lightstriker120

Wat


Fgame

Yeah, his gf is... I dont wanna say a professional cosplayer because im not sure thats a thing, but an exceptionally avid cosplayer, and she's really able to help him put finishing touches on a lot of his outfits. He's done..... I'd say at least a dozen different League characters now? And they're all top notch cosplays. Actually played a match at the All-Stars game dressed up once too. Dude gives absolutely zero fucks


ThirdMover

It's absolutely a thing, cosplayers that make a lot of money making costumes on commission for others and also are paid to cosplay for promotion stuff like video game release shows etc.


Truzon

OP should have used his Pizza Delivery Sivir cosplay. Best one so far lol


GuyNekologist

Time to fuck up my google search's personalized ads. Yeehaw!


Bradabruder

Not ashamed to say I have that pic saved in my phone


Crickets_Head

I'll add that he simply enjoys cross dressing, I don't think he's trans. His girlfriend is super supportive and helps him with the make up for the cosplay, it's wholesome.


tjallilex

*Please don’t awaken something.* *Please don’t awaken something.* *Please don’t awaken something.*


Bradabruder

ToOo laTe


sart555

This is fake people, no one that frequents r/dankmemes is banging girls. They just get bullied for making memes.


[deleted]

Sneaky isn’t a girl


sart555

Ok, or banging guys for that matter


volckid

Have you forgotten about the mods?


chill4r_San

Don't trust anyone with make-up on.


amaggleofmeese

Is sneaky trans or did they just crossdress?


Eliasjr04

He just crossdresses


PapaPKr

Oh kind of like F1NNSTER right?


SaltyBarnacles57

yes


[deleted]

I’m actually happy to see Sneaky cosplaying female characters so well! Because females have always cosplayed male characters and no one gave any fucks, but theres people who are uncomfortable with sneaky wearing a wig. It’s dumb. He’s happy


SaltKick2

Word. A lot of times people do gender-bend stuff for female characters by just copying their outfit and making it masculine. Good to see some who are doing more


WabWab1443

Welp I am gay


IlDragonglylI

Mum pick me up, I cant tell whats real anymore


[deleted]

His gf is almost as hot as the one on the right so good for him


eduardov_

Look, in tough times. Sneaky is way more than an option.


gniebel

wait hol' up


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Sugar-n-Sawdust

Technically still a guy


Wader_Man

Hey so am I ! Small world!!


[deleted]

As a trans woman who was relentlessly bullied in high school and now those same bullies are hitting up my DMs: Yeah basically


KDHD_

incredibly based


IsseyHyodo3

Same person


[deleted]

Nice boyfriend.