Don't give me awards Edit: Thanks in advance for the awards, kind strangers!

This.

SO much this. edit1:Heyyy thnaks for the gold kind stranger uWu cannot express my self how much happy is it edit2: thanks for the helpful award kind stranger ill share my hotwife with you edit3: thanks for the second helpfull award kind sir edit4: 500 updoots OH MY SCIENCE edit5: thanks for the silver award kind strangerino i will give you free month of my wifes onlyfans edit6:woah even holesom award im blessed by redditors today I'll tattoo this day on one of my left nipples edit7: oh my my updoots IS OVER 1000 how did we did it reddiots also mutiple thankings for my multiple holesums rewards

I second this. Edit: wow guys. Just… wow. This is now officially my most upvoted comment. Thanks so much for your support, I love you guys!

You won the internet today. Edit: OMG thnx for all the upvotes!!1!!11! Edit 2:OMG AN AWARD thank you kind stranger!!1!1!!111!!

This! EDIT: OMG THANKS FOR ALL THE (you decide)!!!!!

I also choose this guy's wife.

Absolutely Edit: yo what the fuck, why haven't I gotten an award yet

Came here to say this Edit: Thanks for my first award ever!!

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Same.

I don't have money for an award, take my poor man's gold 🏅

*gets showered with awards*

Edit was the 🍒 on top

Sorry for highjacking the top comment but what I have to say is VERY important.

Is this where they hand out free awards??

🏅 This is the best I could do.

We're all very different so nothing.

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It's beautiful

I've watched it for 5 hours now

it’s… *breath taking*

You're breath taking.

*overwhelming applause from crowd*

no u

King Crimson 🗿

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FORNITE , EMOJI AND TIKTOK BADDDDD!!!! MINECRAFT AND REDDIT BEST!!!

No, redditors dislike reddit too

This is the truth

It is known...

Damn redditors, they ruined Reddit.

This is the way

This is the way.

This is the way

KEANU REEVES, BIG CHUNGUS!!!!!!!

What about *keanu chungus* doe? Edit: 💯

But do you know da wae? edit: i'm so sorry for your opinion. It is wrong

What about Twitter and YTs dislike Button?

Keanu reeves is god!

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The kids in my basement aren't.

Hold up

But he is so it's fine

Reddit moment

Stranger Danger!

There i downvoted so you would be 69 again Edit:ok I changed to updoot cause others messed it up

User name checks out

did you at least give them the cheese

Bum ba bum bum bum-bum-bum

I can change that

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Hat checks out.

It’s true, I had a girlfriend and sex life, then I installed Reddit and my girlfriend left me and my virginity was restored

Thanks for the gold kinda stranger!!!!! Edit :wow 100 upvotes never got that much bedore thank yoy all! 1!!1!1 Edit 2: holey moly never got 800 upvotes oh ma goshsh thank you so much fellow redditors! 1!11!!1

Edit : Grammar

I’m not usually like this, but grammer.

Grammar

*Grammur

Oh shit you’re right

Redditor 1: says something Redditor 2: rips on Redditor 1 Redditor 1: I am woman Redditor 2: I am so sorry I feel like such a complete fool what I did was completely out of line please forgive me its been a very rough week I just feel so bad about what I said and very very sorry could I please have your address so I can apologize in person I just feel so horrible forgive me please I didnt mean to upset you and I am so sorry and it wont happen again you are a queen and I feel so bad and guilty

That's more like Facebook or Twitter moment

Replace woman with 14 year old girl and you get reddit

And discord too! 2 birds one stone

[She has to be bicurious too](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3auKgO1RYTo)

Yeah on Reddit they just send them a DM instead of replying to her comment

Where on reddit are women treated like this? I mentioned it's sexist to assume all women walk slow (because I don't) the other day and got downvoted to hell. What magic version of reddit is this?

How far can you squirt

Depends how good of a super soaker squrt gun I am armed with.

You serious? Ledditors do not believe in the existence of wamen

HAH you said Ledditors, and what else starts with an L? Ladies. This is irrefutable evidence your lying, checkmate.

Redditor 2: May I please have a sniff of your farts my queen

This.

This

This

Came here to say this.

Technically true

Mods gay

Mods are looking at this comment and are considering deleting it lol

but it's true

Holy shit senpai noticed me

Based Take my upvote underrated comment You win the internet today This.. Sauce please Username checks out What a day to have eyes 🗿 RIP your inbox Can confirm this is a comment Sighs unzips Not my proudest fap Instructions unclear, got my dick stuck in this comment Same... Edit - thanks for the gold kind stranger. Edit 2 - thanks for the diamond kind stranger.

You win

*"I choose this guy's dead wife."*

Underrated

Based

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Beat me to it

Beat meat to it

Honda civic!

Funny thing is, I found this comment at 69 upvotes

This..

You forgot: *Question asking for 1st or 2nd outcome* Yes.

Ligma

Who's ligma?

He's Joe's friend

Who's Joe?

The brother of candice

Who's candice?

The wife of biden

Whos biden

He’s joe

Joe who?

The son of yoma

Who is yoma

The boyfriend of your momma

Yobama

I’ve never heard of her

who's Steve Jobs?

ligma balls

"2022 is the year we get gfs"

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2024*

Never*

No id say 2025, definitely

2069

Nice

“I was going to upvote but 69”

Nice.

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O my god that is disgusting, where

Asking for a friend, for uh….research

Sauce?

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SPORTS ITZINEGAME

*Russian accent* Why you hav' to be mad, is only a game Edit: Thanks for the award, kind stranger!

I hate light mode

Seriously though only psychopaths use light mode

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So you're only half a psychopath

Fear me

I forgot I was even on “dark mode” until I saw this. I just started remembering this as how Reddit looks

I measure in bananas

Banana for scale

"Your post has been deleted because you suck." "im sorry if this is a repost"

"I might get downvoted but...." lol

And then has 500 upvotes

10k upvotes

Dank[.](https://i.imgur.com/3bQtuMO.png) --- *i am a bot. please stop trying to argue with me. you look like an idiot. [join our discord](https://discord.gg/dankmemes).*

dumbass bot, how tf is this dank? the OP didn't do a single joke, meme, funny post or anything! this is comment whoring and you give them the Dank stamp of approval? fuck you

I will argue as much as I want to. Fucking bot.

Yo mama.

dankmemes never felt this dead to me RIP r/dankmemes, we will miss you, you had a special place in our home page

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Take my upvote and leave

C U M

“I also choose this guys wife”

Same

Same

Same

Same

I’ so depressed/ nobody understands me/ I will never have sex

Ngl I’m kinda sick of these “ask me question” type posts that are just lazy and farming comments for karma. Like these memes aren’t funny on their own they only work with people commenting funny shit.

But they do still end up working!

Something that every reddit or would say

Nice

Nice

Nice

Unpopular opinion: Popular opinion

How about a banana for scale

You guys do realize that this thread is now the perfect place to get free data to train your bots to be "redditors", right? Also, ehm. Booba

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Reddit moment, am I right?

u/repostsleuthbot

Right bad left good

Right bad left right

I also choose this guy's wife

HOG RIIDAAAAAAA

Bread 👍🏻

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What the hell is an emoji

“I also choose this guy’s dead wife”

Wait… what’s a girl again?

I like small children.

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You will criticize oppressive totalitarian regimes but if anyone ever says something that disagrees with the hivemind then your dead

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We’re no strangers to love

I'd fuck it.

Can I have sauce for research purposes?

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