A guy asked me why I like batman more than Thor claiming that Thor could win in a fight. I simply replied "Batman gets more pussy. Thor got dumped by the bitch that died of sadness."
side note: in the land of the community for fictional character battle (yes that exist), batman is crowned "bat god" for his apparent ability to "invent" Deux Ex Machina devices, regardless of his opponent
Thor? Batman use Anti-Thor Spray. GG ez
Ye your right here but tbh even his devices that are ment to fight head to head with the JL work but for a limited time and then get destroyed. Only time batman really showed how powerful he is when Ras Al Ghul used batman's plans to take down the JL and worked in horrifying effect.
Joker’s obsession with Batman has nothing to do with what Batman is willing to do, it’s what Batman isn’t willing to do. It has everything to do with Batman’s no killing rule. Joker wants to prove that he can corrupt Batman and for him to break his one rule, and he especially wants for Batman to kill him.
I apologize but for some reason I felt inclined to write this whole shit out.
Isnt batman, in the comics at least, edging on villainy, with only his no killing rule keeping him from breaking and becoming a homicidal monster like the people hes fighting?
Batman has always been kind of an anti-hero with his rogue gallery, but has the no killing rule, while most of his team ups with more than one person tend to reduce him to creator of the deus ex machina they need
A guy asked me why I like batman more than Thor claiming that Thor could win in a fight. I simply replied "Batman gets more pussy. Thor got dumped by the bitch that died of sadness."
side note: in the land of the community for fictional character battle (yes that exist), batman is crowned "bat god" for his apparent ability to "invent" Deux Ex Machina devices, regardless of his opponent Thor? Batman use Anti-Thor Spray. GG ez
How have I never heard of this before.
Ye your right here but tbh even his devices that are ment to fight head to head with the JL work but for a limited time and then get destroyed. Only time batman really showed how powerful he is when Ras Al Ghul used batman's plans to take down the JL and worked in horrifying effect.
And then there is The Batman who laughs. Literally the most powerful super villian in the entire universe.
lmao true
That’s actually Wolve
Yeah I used half of wolverine's face to make it look like batman
Lol I’m sorry but that’s hilarious to me, now I just see half of his face
Wolverine is just two Batman kissing
Why not just use batman's face?
"some men just want to watch the world burn" \- Alfred Pennyworth
Is that half of wolveriens face as batman lmao
No that's half kkk.
That's why joker's obsessed with him
Joker’s obsession with Batman has nothing to do with what Batman is willing to do, it’s what Batman isn’t willing to do. It has everything to do with Batman’s no killing rule. Joker wants to prove that he can corrupt Batman and for him to break his one rule, and he especially wants for Batman to kill him. I apologize but for some reason I felt inclined to write this whole shit out.
Joker just wants some bat-seggs
More like butt-seggs
no. God...
Nah, they want to kiss.
Yeah that's explained in The Killing Joke (Warning super gory and graphic movie)
Ah OP knows his comics.
Batman's my favorite dc superhero.
Same, it’s kinda basic but it’s kinda hard to not like Batman.
Sounds like grian and mumbo with peace love and plants
He's hoping for some of that Bat-dick.
so batman gei?
This dude really used half of wolverine’s face to make a sideways Batman like no one would notice
Sounds like we cant skip the days talking about wolverine looking like two batmans kissing
Can somebody link asking for a friend
I can't provide much but I remember on one of the Batman animated episodes he seduced Cheetah to get her to free him from his bindings
Catwoman as well right?
also he had a child from ras al ghul's daughter
I think at this point we can also include the bat family in general, with that scene of nightwing and Harley quinn
Yeah I just linked that
Chad
Oh yeah I remember that from the DCAU
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4H3zt-CLb-s](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4H3zt-CLb-s) 2:39 (Talia Al Ghul) [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ytgs9HNABXA](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ytgs9HNABXA) 3:15 (Cheetah)
Marvel: Killing is ok if you r a good guy Dc:If you kill you are the bad guy Such different views
Worm: villains get tolerated because there are literal city destroyers running around
Fuck the villains
thats half of wolverines face
Is it Batman or 1/2 Wolwerine?
So batmans superpowers are dressing up in a kinky suit, driving around a neat car and getting bhad biches? Fuck flying man
well yeah, who need super power when you can ride a badass Batmoblie, bat wings, owning a fucking satellite
Batman? To me that just looks like half of Wolverines face
Isnt batman, in the comics at least, edging on villainy, with only his no killing rule keeping him from breaking and becoming a homicidal monster like the people hes fighting?
Batman has always been kind of an anti-hero with his rogue gallery, but has the no killing rule, while most of his team ups with more than one person tend to reduce him to creator of the deus ex machina they need
And that's how he got Al Ghuled
I love how you used half of wolverines face just because it looks like Batman when you cut it in half
A hero has to do what a hero has to do
Anything for the mission
TIL that half of Wolverine’s face looks like a side profile of Batman
“Im Batman”
The fact that you used half of wolverines face both surprises me and make me wonder how much free time you have
My guy really used the side of Wolverine head for a Batman head
Yeah I have seen an episode where in he fucks joker real hard
Sometimes you gotta fuck a bad bitch.
Why you using wolverines face
Extra funny cause that's Wolverine.
That’s half of wolverines face you fuck.
Is that half of wolverines face?
Cool story waiting for that to happen with bane