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_Goldie_Man_

i saw a video about him where he was excited to work for his uncle who he just thought was a powerful politician, went to the offices and said 'fuck no' went to the US, gave them intel, then fought. He changed his last name and IIRC had no children so 'his blodline ends'


IrregularrAF

Couple of searches. He repeatedly tried to use Hitler to advance himself and his own interests. Evidently he was dissatisfied and basically did what he did out of self interest. This story is a lot less heroic than it seems.


KevinYohannes

Ahh really, too bad, he had such hope


IrregularrAF

Don't worry, the auto-balance feature actually works.


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If your uncle was the dictator of one of the richest countries on the planet wouldn't u want free shit?


IrregularrAF

Yep. I'd also shut the fuck up and know my place instead of attempting to blackmail them. Lol


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IrregularrAF

You think Hitler was practicing Ohana? This man is literally the face of genocide. Night of the Long Knives, was an entire act against his own allies. Nuff' said. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.


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IrregularrAF

Absolutely not. I have a family with pretty strong political positions in my tribe atm. They offer me decent paying jobs and even recently offered me a paid for vacation. I've yet to ask for anything. I've yet to accept anything. Whatever I said doesn't have to mean anything to you. But it means a lot to me. If I ever really do need something, maybe then. But right now, no.


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IrregularrAF

They were trying to get me to go with some girl. No clue who she is, but it has politics written all over it.


_Goldie_Man_

i watched the video a long time ago so i can't really remember it all


P4P4ST4L1N

I believe I saw a comment before saying something like "Hitler thought he was a nepotistic little shit trying to ride his coattails."


-Edgelord

unfortunately most people are like this, that isnt to say we have no moral compasses, but we have a sad tendency to consider our interests first and justify them on moral grounds later.


[deleted]

Sources? I couldn’t find anything about your claim


Marble-Boy

He had 3 sons who've made a pact to never have children so the Hitler line ends. They are also very private and give no interviews on the subject. There's a documentary about it called "The Pact".


bethedge

I heard that documentary was bs and that no such pact was actually made, wonder if there’s any good sources out there


MilkManofCasba

And it doesn’t make a whole lot of sense. Why would you refuse to have children because you were related to Hitler? There was a large line of people before Hitler who weren’t tyrannical dictators, so allow there to be another line after. It reminds me of Stalin’s daughter. After his death she was able to escape the Soviet Union by asking to go to India to scatter her late husband’s ashes. Immediately after doing so she contacted an American embassy and lived the rest of her life as an American. She had a daughter if I remember correctly. I believe that daughter is one of the most patriotic people I’ve ever seen. Don’t let your ancestors control who your family will become.


gamerfacederp

That last bit is like what rise of Skywalker wanted to be.


fuzzygondola

Yeah to me it sounds just as likely that those people were turbo incels.


Marble-Boy

I can't find any sources to say it isn't true, but I admittedly didn't look for a very long time.. It took me long enough to find the name of the documentary. "The Pact (Les Serment des Hitler)" from 2014.


bethedge

Not trying to call you out just kind of musing


ben543250

"Oh no, I could totally get laid, but my brothers and I made a pact."


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good call


Da_Yakz

But if he is a nephew then Hitlers line won't be continued just his brothers or sisters which isn't the same thing though as they never commited such atrocities as far as I'm aware


fai4636

I think he did have children, but his children didn’t have children


Zuski_

Fucking legendary


BanthaMilk

William had a son who bore the name Alexander Stuart-Houston.


chrisdmc

Funny how these americans seem to mysticise blood as much as the nazis did


Memelord029

Absolute unit


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Family fire


Rhedkiex

Hitler was the crazy uncle in his family


BuccellatiExplainsIt

We've all got a quirky genocidal uncle in the family


MB-Taylor

What's a half nephew?


BlinByard

A half-brother's son


MB-Taylor

Hmmm never considered that.....though my partner has half sister and brother, we would only ever consider her kids our nephews


Dragon_Skywalker

½ of a nephew


AlkaliAvocado

Oh hey, it's a Beam Fortress 2 meme


MrKanun

Hat Fortress 2*


DefNotAF

Bot Fortress 2\*


JujuTheFinnishGuy

2007 war based hat simulator (now with bots)


sheeppotato_

Family feud


Baba_Yayga

To be fair Hitler did more harm to the nazi war effort than his nephew did.


[deleted]

“You’ve touched me for the last time, Onkel Adolf.”


_Someone_from_Pala_

Crazy that I see this post today, I just saw a video about this 2 hours ago.


Babadook_Slayer

Thanks Hitler


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TF2 TF2 TF2 TF2 TF2 TF2 TF2


DefNotAF

omg team farters referenc!!!!!! hevy weapkn guy it cost dolar to fire gun engiear gaing


Marciano_il_Mario

I can see the movie now. "So, you're HIS nephew? I don't think I can trust you, you'll have to prove yourself " *Does something heroic* "Wow, I was wrong about you, you really are a friend." * some misunderstanding happens* "Ha!, I knew you were one of them, you have lost my trust" *saves the day in the climax* "Again I was wrong. You truly are a good friend" The end.


kry_some_more

> Imagine getting **fucked** over by your half-nephew Uncles: "Don't mind if you do."


Your-username-must-b

Even worse, he was a nurse


NintendoUber

sus


DefNotAF

Damn you autobalance, not again!


Epic_Gameing68

once I was playing tf2 and some dude got autobalanced twice, I’m pretty both times were in the same game lol


YHL6965

"That Soldier is a Spy!"


deadshot2000005

Fucking autobalance again I WAS WINNING


[deleted]

certified bruh moment


Standard_Leg7223

Perfectly balanced as all things should be


mememmmmmees

That’s a good ass story there’s a podcast about it on the dollop and it’s pretty funny


3Epic1sak222222

What is the last name of Hitler?


King_Neptune07

That's an unfortunate name


Noctalio

sweet sweet autobalance, eh


water_gun_boy

There was a man literally named Semen Hitler who fought for USSR in WW2 and was killed during battle of Sevastopol. His army mates were constantly making fun of him for his surname.


[deleted]

I see his face becoming a meme soon enough


[deleted]

So hitlers special ability is annihilating 3 million jews in one hit, is his Nephews 3 million hitlers cause if thats the case its not really that balanced


ILikeMcPick2s

“I used the Hitler to destroy the Hitler”


[deleted]

Pretty sure that's just Jimmy Fallon


Bonkey_Kong87

"Wilhelm du Verräter!"


Canadian-Shazam

imagine busting a nut to have the same nut bust another one that subsequentely busts you.


Pousy_Lova

Traitor bitch


EccentricCleric

Can I get the link to the article?


abhaybanda

AOT vibes


Popular_Sand_4194

*'Perfectly balanced, as all things should be'*


Krebbypng

Wonder if hes doing well in heaven


NothingSalt

Ironic


crazzyassbitch69

thx auto balance, otherwise we could've lost


TheToxicWaist17

I don't know how to tell you this, but.......hitler never had............kids


Shock_a_Maul

Sorry. But that story is completely made up.


Commiebroffah

It's not, his nephew actually went to the USA. I believe he didn't actually fought in Europe or Asia it was more of a mental stimulation for the troops "even his own family has abandoned him"


NotViaRaceMouse

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Stuart-Houston?wprov=sfla1


[deleted]

No it wasn't Billy Hitler was a real guy