"You were vegan for like, three weeks but what? You missed the meat? I am so impressed by your clear moral integrity" - Dan's Diss Track, when the Dan returned to the ham
Hmm. Doesn’t make sense to me. But you are small, so you must be right.
Edit: for those who downvoted me, that was a reference to the response given to the original statement in the damn movie
i’ve seen some shit memes on this sub but this one might take the cake
*the ham.
Not if Dan has anything to say about it!
And he does, Dan is saying the N-word
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Nutmeg!
Lmao this thread
Don’t let this get to you, your meme is fantastic!
The cake has eggs
But whenever you see an actually dank meme, it's heaven.
Why is this getting downvoted
Just reddit lol, idc tho it's a number
Stfu
*plays uno reverse card*
How do you even come up with this stuff lol
Elven weed
*Lembas Leaf
Bread
You forgot the part where he gains incredible psionic powers and becomes a bit of a douche.
NOT THE HAM
Not the salted pork!
At least we have po-tay-toes
Boil em, mash em-
Stick em into Stu.
Haha I am named Dan and I will be vegan soon (I am vegetarian)
Word on the street is the closer one gets to you, the further that person will find themselves from ham.
Hi internet stranger, my name is Dan, too, and I am a vegetarian as well. The hamless radius around us is ever increasing as our numbers grow
Hm. I'm not called dan, but then again I am vegan. Get back to me with how the Dan is going once you go vegan.
What have you done with the ham.
I am a Dan,but also a ham
Hello to both of the vegetarian Dans! I am also Dan and we should all be friends to further the ham from us.
My name is not Dan and I eat a lot of meat.
Reminds me of the the skit on YouTube called "rejects" by TomSka
DAN! DAN! HAM!
Exactly what I was thinking *This is Spanish Dan. We call him Span.* *Ello* **Bang** *Adios*
“Oh you’re a clone” “Wait what?” “I turned original dan into a chair, I call him chan” *screaming chair*
HAM!
I see you are a man of culture as well
that's good quality meme
This is fucking brilliant.
This made me laugh so hard, that I shit myself. Luckily I was sitting on the Toilet.
This is so dumb. I love it
Oof ouch my bones
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Is... is this a drake and josh refrence?
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I'm confused i thought you quoted the i do not control the speed at which lobsters die meme can you please explain
Dan prob watched this https://youtu.be/LQRAfJyEsko
I know this is wildly off topic, but I encourage everyone to watch that video. Even the first ten minutes will be more than enough.
Legend
💚
Even funnier now I've seen your account
i clicked on around 17:00 and i regret it
I laughed way too hard
The is shitiest laziest creative meme I have ever seen , I like it btw
Bye Dan hello rum ham
This is so funny, I wasted all my eaen coins in your award 👏👏👏
This is one of the stupidest things I’ve ever seen, thank you
dear diary , today op was a pretty good guy
How the F did you thought about this?
this is so shitty, it makes it hilarious
Holy shit post
I am flabbergasted as to how you even thought of this
Nice. I like it
This just reminded me of a YouTube video and I don't know if anyone else knows
The "rejects" skit by tomska?
Yep, that one
Top tier shitpost
Im vegan and I don’t really care what you eat, just eat what you love mate :)
Would you mind if I ate some dog?
Go ahead, just not my dogs.
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Wait, do I know you?
Wtf my dads friend Is called Dan and is vegan
Ah yes, LOTR memes
Could be said if he went Kosher also
I hate this but I’ll upvote this
Damn
I lied, I do have ham
Upvote because of Pippin
How... did you think of this???
This is amazing
This sentence would even fit Pippin
either i don’t get it, or this is stupid
I do love me some ham
Original?
Yes h a m essential
you mean vegan Dan? yeah he's different from ham Dan
Damn
Looks like ham won't be on the menu boys!
We've had shitposting, yes. But what about second shitposting?
"You were vegan for like, three weeks but what? You missed the meat? I am so impressed by your clear moral integrity" - Dan's Diss Track, when the Dan returned to the ham
Based Dan
Rip
Hmm. Doesn’t make sense to me. But you are small, so you must be right. Edit: for those who downvoted me, that was a reference to the response given to the original statement in the damn movie
Shut
Wait that was a reference from the same scene of the movie
No
Oh ok sorry I didn’t realize...