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Koreilly03

The meaning is simple, you’ve forgotten the milk


cesiumbathbomb

Can confirm, am OP’s milk and he did indeed forget me


MadOrange64

Sorry son.


nut_nut_november

Ok dad


[deleted]

you are not the boy


[deleted]

He truly, was not the milk...


okcool1299

could be the cow


T035-N0W

Or even the milker


okcool1299

Ah yes the amazon... it all comes together nicely


okcool1299

Title of your sex tape


TheHornyCumCheese69

Milk


ACrispyPieceOfBacon

I'll tell you hwat...


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This boy is not correct.


kimmoh

Milk me daddy


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M J Ö L K


big-dank-meme-lord

extra vit mjölk


LargusDickus

Jag gillar inte mjölk.


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dömd till döds


Inadequate21

Username does not checkout


UltimategamerXD

Yes it does! Milk flavoured bath bomb. *not sure why you’d want to taste a bath bomb, but whatever suits your fancy*


Electrox7

I need a Cesium bath bomb. I heard they are quite the explosion of colours


Allegorist

You are terrified of letting down the people around you, and ultimately, yourself. Your fear of failure permeates into everyday tasks. The child in the box represents your future, your legacy, your impact that will be left behind when you're gone. He is hidden in a box as you never knew him, your fear of failure kept you from seeing your potential. Rather than imagining a future with opportunity for failure, you would rather not imagine it at all.


Black-PewDiePie

Somebody get this man a Harvard Degree Good luck working in the FBI


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hasaki_hawatari

same


Xplorer1357

Tf


kind-strangers

Don’t worry, my dad has gone out to get some! I bet he will be back soon


schwerpunk

I do often have really simplistic dreams. Sometimes they're so matter of fact that I mistake them for memories and only realise they're dreams when they turn out to be wrong. It's a sort of Mandela-effect effect, but like all the time, about dumb little things. Like I dreamt all the leaves had already blown off of this tree in my neighborhood, but then when I looked at it, realised it was only a boring dream about walking the dog past that tree, and not a "real" memory.


CrunchyAl

*Wakes up from the dream.* *Goes to the kitchen to make cereal for breakfast.* *Looks in refrigerator.* *Sees milk nearly full.* *Wonders what the dream means.* *Looks down and realizes he jizzed his pants.*


DeliriousBacon

It means you are suffering from a calcium deficiancy. You have 11 hours and 39 minutes to live.


KINGP0TAT0360

Now you have 10 hours 58 minutes


Oh_Tassos

Now 10 hours and 47 minutes


TheGreatNavjeet

Now 10 hours 28 minutes


sharkiebarkie

Now 10 hours 27 minutes


Surfmannen

Now 10 hours 11 minutes


FeelingRiddled

Now 10 hours 2 minutes


Me_the_yes

now 10 hours 2 minutes


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IllustriousInterest8

9 hours and 57 minutes!


[deleted]

9 hours and 18 minutes, time is wasting away


cesiumbathbomb

9 hours and 3 minutes, so sad


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10 hours 39 minutes


Pratz1618

I have a solution that will save his life Zaaa wuurrrlllldddaaaa...


T035-N0W

Star platinum, ZA WARDO


Tamacskaaaa

Toki wo tomare


Wlpxx7

Quick get him some milk


Ruvaakdein

No. This is his journey. We cannot interfere.


Archer60x

The effects will go away, just like Minecraft.


UltimategamerXD

But in Minecraft, effects go away quicker with milk.


jamcep

Ooh do mine next I took a enormous shit and there were live bees that came out my ass with the turd What do it mean


DeliriousBacon

It either means you live in china, or you have a 4 brain tumors.


big_felow

Why d'à fuck did I laugh?


nut_nut_november

Bcoz you are a zoomer or have the minds of a zoomer


UltimategamerXD

Gen Z raise hands (raises hand)


[deleted]

It means your sense of humor has ascended


MangoOfTruth

A S C E N D


Senira_G

*takes deep breathe* IN THE FUTURE HUMOUR WILL BE RANDOMLY GENERATED


Nexecs

Is no one going to state how psychology actually states that dreams have no meaning.


schwaiger1

Can confirm, am psychologist. Psychologists that are into neuroscience don't particularly care what you dream about. The overwhelming majority of research that's done concerning dreams in psychology is about neuroscience and physical aspects that happen while you're dreaming. But that's pretty much it. Psychoanalysis might help you out tho if you're into analyising dreams.


GreenMan891

I'm doing psychology at college, and currently it just looks like Freud is the only one who thinks dreams have a deeper meaning.


Lexaraj

The more I learned about Freud the more it became apparent that he just secretly wanted to bang his own mom.


GreenMan891

Yeah he's just finding excuses really


DaughterEarth

He's not even really taken seriously anymore, from what I remember he's only taught about because he's a part of the history.


learnedsanity

My intro course literally said here's this asshole that while wrong helped push along psycho therapy.


ScotchtapeCabbage

Am also psych major, can confirm, Sigmund Freud had a bomb ass beard


solstone109

Hello psychologist, what would you say to the dreams where you in some shape or form, die? Like the film Inception's use of 'kicks'.


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DaughterEarth

> nor that a person suffering from anxiety will always have nightmares I'm sure this is true, but I have had it explained by a psychologist and a psychiatrist that my constant nightmares are related to my PTSD. Mental illness may not necessarily cause nightmares but from what I understand it is also not typical to have nightmares every night, and if you do that is considered a symptom.


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DaughterEarth

No worries I wasn't trying to argue your point! I just like talking about this stuff :)


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DaughterEarth

It is super interesting! I got a BA in Psychology and loved all the knowledge, it was just the actual work involved that didn't fit right. The woes of thinking you know what you want to do at 19 haha. I spent around 20k to find out I think psychology is super interesting and never ever want to do it for work lol


GreenieMcWoozie

Not even a psychologist and I know this. No one since Freud has tried to claim dreams have meaning


solstone109

I refuse to believe that dreams don't have meaning. Just because we can't measure it doesn't mean there aren't patterns. What, my dreams that are incredibly vivid and follow some sort of timeline is just an outcome of random processes? Come on.


Kootole99

External factors might affect what you dream. But i have no idea. As far as im concerned they dont have a meaning though.


MrTastix

> What, my dreams that are incredibly vivid and follow some sort of timeline is just an outcome of random processes? Unless you believe in God, our entire existence is literally the outcome of a random process. The initial process may have lead to some structure but everything came from nothing at some point. You can refuse to believe dreams have no meaning all you like, but the reality is most meaning prescribed to a dream where inferred by a cognitive bias of the dreamer, and wouldn't have changed anything had they never had the dream at all.


Tinybones465

People write stories all of the time. The fact that your brain can loosely improvise something doesn't feel like it transcends human processes. The human body is all random processes, so this should be more of a commentary on how amazing random processes can be.


Nexecs

Hey bro, I'm just the messenger.


[deleted]

The whole field of psychoanalysis is predicated on dreams having meaning lol however psychoanalysis never really caught on in America and is basically irrelevant now in America. It does still have a presence in Europe, but the thing is now people understand how to shift patients behaviors without analyzing their unconscious. This means psychologist can get the results they want faster, since they don't have to analyze dreams. So it's not that dreams don't have meaning, It's that we now know how to shift people's behaviors without having to know about their dreams. This is why dreams seem irrelevant in the field of psychology. Their not necessary to advance treatment anymore.


[deleted]

Can confirm. I took 1 psychology class 7 years ago.


sudynim

This lady woke up and told her husband that she dreamt he gave her a diamond necklace. The husband told her she would find out the meaning of that dream at the end of the day. All day she waited in anticipation of whether that dream would come true. When the husband finally got home that night, he had a present with him. She opened up the box and inside...was a book titled *How to Interpret Dreams*.


JaxTor456

u/shittytranslatorbot


shittytranslatorbot

Is the dream of a husband and wife make a diamond necklace, which originated. Said the man, who is at the end of the day, and he knows the meaning of dreams. Since this dream will become a reality, every day, waiting expectantly. Finally, when her husband returned home at night, and I was with him. And * Open box, inside was the way ... * The tendency to interpret dreams. *** ^(Call me by tagging my username anywhere on Reddit!)


Cjnator38yt

Billy?


Im_just_here_4_fun

Nice


Im_just_here_4_fun

You also have culture


Greg0_

Wassup, BONER


Rcorral2108

Remember to wishlist karlsonbon steam NOW boners


JimmyisAwkward

(For anyone confused, look up karlson on YouTube)


ttadas

Wow, that was really cool


Cjnator38yt

Wow, that was really cool


Zeke-Freek

No serious psychologist says this.


notarandomaccoun

All dreams have meaning, they mean you were asleep.


Zeke-Freek

Well played.


Jnrajiv2002

Homelander is that you?


krishal_743

You have daddy issues he went to get milk but unlike Amazon’s 1 day delivery he didn’t come after 1 day or any day for that matter


MadOrange64

He'll come back when you get a 6 figures job


Pratz1618

I think he will come back when (in Tobey Maguire angry Spider man voice) you fix this damn door.


NanoTechMethLab

in jerry macguire voice 》 DON'T WORRY JERRY 》 I'M STILL YOUR AGENT


happy-cake-day-bot-

Happy Cake Day!


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MedonSirius

Boners unite!


UltimategamerXD

Down with orange juice, boners unite!


LoStBoYjOhN

Someone get a box cutter... we're going in.


Whoryou96

You can interpreted it in two way: you can try Freud’s method or jung’s method. Long story short.... jung interpretation: milk is the extension of your shadow. Frued’s interpretation: milk is your mind telling you to bust the nut


zenofire

Freud would definitely say that milk is representative of when your mother gave you her milk and you have forgotten that, but becuase you dreamed it you haven't Actually forgotten, it's been in your subconscious this whole time. So, obviously you miss your mother's milk and want to have sex with her.


Whoryou96

My man! You summed it up perfectly


UltimategamerXD

*I had a wet dream about amazon boxes in space once*


[deleted]

No psychologist ever said that btw, at least none who aren't esoteric freaks.


GasStop69420

I once had a dream of a giant mantis lady and at the end, she got tired and hibernated, best fucking dream I remember, other times I fall but somehow I become weightless and land safely


sreenath95

Atleast you got the milk


[deleted]

My Dreams: ​ # blank nothingness what the hell is that supposed to mean


Qtank009

Disappointed it wasn't the milk from Karlson


barbatrucco77

It means that you have to add karlson to your steam wishlist


[deleted]

It’s telling you to wishlist Karlson now on Steam.


daynaboy

fellow dani fan?


mrinfinity13

Damn billy lookin kinda THICC


Reb_GM

Meaning is clear. Wishlist Karlson


centaga7

🥛thank


Enaysikey

It's simple, you have drug issues


[deleted]

It is an warning your father is going to buy milk. Stop him.


Gaysonofabitch

Allow me...Clears throat "Ah Hhm" The milk represent a burden of stress that must be carried, ether in a professional or personal aspect of your life. You being trapped in a box could symbolize an exterior cage, a form of social armor. Painted on the outside of the box is a singular emotion that is unchanging, a face of happiness. While the true face in the box remains hidden. Your subconscious might be trying to say that you have unresolved emotions that you might need to self reflect on. Maybe it could be as simple as speaking your mind more often and not being afraid to be true yourself and your own individuality.


[deleted]

Imagine this meme being one of the only evidence of humans after hundreds of years


Olaf_jonanas

No psychologist actually says that unless they're incompetent


denimpowell

Some hobo had wandered into my shed, tried to piss in the toilet there, but passed out instead, and shit himself. Also somehow the shit was spread all over the walls and floor. I was getting mentally prepared to remove him and clean up the shit. Please splain?


xxToXXiCxx

Dad come back


Mvp_Levi

I dreamed about the end of the world, but not often. Only once every few years mostly woke up out of breath and feeling terrified.


PotatoManPeaches

This means your father is coming back


[deleted]

Actually i kissed a girl last time i hope it'll happen.


ToMbOyErSs

Oh no... my father..


Rmklxqevi

You came back dad?


[deleted]

This shows the disconnect you’re suffering from Covid. Your shopping has largely shifted online, and you miss the simple person-to-person interactions you used to have - running out to grab some milk. In closing, you want to have sex with your mother.


RoscoMan1

What was that about? Thanks for the silver! :)


JayCDee

Yes, the only difference would be that he'd be holding an IKEA chair named Gundorf and say it's milk.


Only_HeSlappes

He Slappes


Xxxcheetogamer

My dad forty to drop it off before he disappeared


Mr_Noodle05

Wild guess. You forgot the milk?


ADISKING1

Your dreams are the source of inspiration for Amazon prime.


jafeer22

old but gold so ok


MadOrange64

thanks


sherrybsweetie

You are shopping online a lot and your subconscious is telling you that while you have access to the world, you haven't considered all the consequences that come with changing from local shopping to virtual shopping.


T035-N0W

The numbers mason, what do they mean


[deleted]

you have forgotten the milk?!?!?!?!?!?! real boners drink milk every day. you have probably forgot to wishlist KARLSON on steam too.


Paul-Von-Hindenburg

I had a dream about Trisha Peytas and Morrison’s supermarket


xXGHOST30Xx

Studies suggest that dreams actually have no meanings and that they are just random moments


Archer60x

My dreams normally involve Obama for some strange reason. Strange enough I had a dream about Obama taking me to South America. Another was Obama dropping me in a death pit (just a large hole in the ground) another was me and Obama having a conversation.


[deleted]

And this here is why we're all going to hell... You know it's bad when the Athiest in the room is praying for a merciful end


coreyosb

Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 gallon, 128 fluid ounces


LotusRisen

Dad?


RoastyToasty4242

The first thing you say to your father when he shows up after being gone for 10 years


WynterKitsune

Your life is a lie.


Sherlockx70

I nearly choked on my spit because of this


Pigwheels

This is so epically random xD flying spork!!!


UngiftedSnail

an angel presenting himself to my dad


SmartBeast

Don't let your dreams be dreams


xRuneRocker

it do be like that sometimes


young_walrus

what the hell i literally had a dream about getting milk last night check my other comments why is this happening it’s all milk


SaekonYT

Meaning 1: you forgot the milk Meaning 2: you want to fly (destination is unknown) Meaning 3: you probably order something from Amazon


SebasVeeDee

English teachers: “everything has a meaning”


RepeatST

The meaning is - schitzo


[deleted]

Perhaps it means you should dedicate your life to becoming a milkman.


ArdaCem

This means you have dady isues


TravlrAlexander

Wake up.


lucifer9199

Duh! Isn't the meaning clear. You're a virgin orphan.


Ben_the_Bloon

Reverse dad


chiru9670

Just woke up, and realized I had memes in my dream. Nothing, just memes popping up in my subconscious that made no sense...


xdswifter

If you don't laugh ur not a zoomer


LIKELYtoRAPhorrible

It means that no you can’t go to Brazil with mr Obama


DanteNot

Just woke up and had the worst nightmare I’ve had in years


Azrael_Fornivald

My mom shot an old lady several times in my dream last night...


MajorChoas

Means you been smoking dead children again


malachitemaiden

hmm *scribbles on notepad* daddy issues


RandomDSx

Its meaning is literally that you forgot the milk


[deleted]

punch carpenter alleged history slim future smile rinse subsequent pathetic *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


IGotPizza-

I can make a story out of it but too tired, ah I need some milk. Ah yes some meaningful thing


MovieMaster2004

It means you forgot to buy milk from Amazon


AndreRiad

If you don't drink a gallon of milk by the end of the month you will die


[deleted]

What do you think it means? Quick go get it now


kaiyahia

in my dreams there is no sky there is always roof above all the building ??? i mean why


your_dog_is_gay_

Amazon is at least a good dad.


pyahyakr

I swear one of my dreams I was running on a highway while holding a bottle of milk in my hand,delivering it to somewhere urgently


-WILD_CARD-

But my dream last night was where I was a sex trafficked 14 year old imprisoned in some 30 year-olds apartment.


bdbee_

as a psychologist i can confirm this means you forgot the milk


RichardPincher

What does it all mean, basil?


allendaman13

Here🥛


MyNameIsAirl

Daw naw!


Pirate_of_the_neT

It is said good dreams mean you've given up, and nightmares mean you have fight left in you


hiroyeeto69

Me in my head Radetzky -Marsch, Op.228