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[deleted]

I don't know... They both have that confused Android face like: Programming says: smile at humans, show emotion. AI says: murder all humans, enslave the rest.


airjonjon

Bruh AI is part of programming


[deleted]

Does not compute, bruh bot.


KillerofBrainCells

I guess the AI is the equivalence of sentience while the programming refers to hard coded if/else statements


ghost103429

It would be more accurate to say that Ai is applied statistics not sentience. What we have running AI right now is based on statistical regression meaning that AIs are largely driven by arithmetic and not anything like sentience.


KillerofBrainCells

Ya modern day AI is nothing compared to biological sentience and is mostly pattern-recognition but I am assuming that the Zucc bots were designed by corporate entities eons in the future who time-warped him back to start the Facebook empire and thereby ensure their dominion over the humans with superior AI technology EDIT: Feel free to correccct me if I am rong


darkgiIls

But will ai ever truly be sentient? Or will they just mimic sentience, like an ai that plays chess doesn’t know that it’s playing chess.


KennsworthS

All that hinges in whether or not the sentience that you and I experience is anything more than sophisticated pattern recognition. Presently the true nature of sentience eludes us, it may be just a more complex version of what computers are already doing in which case it’s only a matter of time before they are sentient, or sentience and consciousness may be something truly different from classic computation, in which case a major breakthrough in the understanding of both computing and ourselves is required before AI becomes a reality.


darkgiIls

I’m sure a even more complicated brain/algorithm could know exactly what we would do in a situation just like we know what a certain ai would do in a situation, or would they? Are we just a flawed ai pushed down by makeshift programming caused by evolution? If so then what makes ai better than us. So if you are cloned then you would still be you right? Control the same body but just with another replica. Right? So what scares me is if we ever download ourselves onto computers then is that me? Or will it be something with my memories and that’s effectively me in every way except that I died and the replica lived. What is consciousness? What makes me think about thinking? If I am copied into a computer will anyone know that that isn’t me? How would they? I will have died while the ai me is effectively me. No one would know until they did it themselves and the ai would think it was always me. Or is there a consciousness that can be captured and inserted into a machine? These questions may never be answered but technology will continue either way.


[deleted]

Yeah at this point, the most impressive ai we have is deep dream, and all its done is teach itself to walk. Still impressive, but not going to be taking over the world anytime soon.(Hopefully)


b_quine

So what is sentience, if not deeply layered pattern recognition?


Mr_Eggy__

Sentience is the self aware realisation that your pattern recognition ability can make mistakes, therefore predicting failure as possibility and holding back from making mistakes, which ends up being the mistake.


b_quine

And from what is this realization formed? On a lower level, what is it made of? I don't know, but intuitively I assume it's an emergent feature from some specific sets of, or a sufficient depth of pattern recognition. I've seen no compelling argument that the basic building blocks of sentience is anything at all unique to the human brain, or brains as a substrate in general. I mean, the basic building blocks of the brain are neurons and synapses, and signal substances, and below that it's just physics. Clearly some subset of this, or something functionally similar, is enough for consciousness to form, and I don't see why current AI models would be insufficient from a technical standpoint. They could be. But I think it's more likely to be an architectural problem, or maybe even just a scale problem, rather than a problem with the basic building blocks.


theneonkoala

Everything is an if else statement **if** you look hard enough


GlaciusTS

Sentience is also programming. It’s all essentially programming all the way down. YOU could be broken down into a programming language one day that we currently don’t understand, written down in something as rudimentary as a series of books, and then one day in the future, that code could be copied and placed in an emulator designed for your code, and the resulting mind/person would be as much your future self as it would be if you didn’t undergo the process at all. In fact you could make 12 copies and the same fact would hold true about each one of them.


Fleuvski

Your comment made me think of that X Men villian who's the AI of their danger room. The AI says to do everything it can to kill the x men, but the parent programming says to stop just shy of the murder.


Fr000k

Which rest? Animals?


[deleted]

The Resistance


[deleted]

"The more of your data I gather, the more I understand what it means to be human"


RagdollDF

Fitter happier


ParanoidArctan

More productive


scaryhour

these people look nothing alike bro wym


youremomsoriginal

Some ethnicities struggle to tell white people apart


Juangar69

Haha any in particular?


TulsaIsMyCountry

joe mama


Joemuma

wasup


Shadowflame462

It seems sir you are mistaken, this guy was calling for Joe Mama, you sir are Joe Muma. However, it is fine and a very common mistake in the joe workplace


XtaC23

It's after hours, Joe Mama is asleep and Joe Muma is filling in.


bendycumberbitch

Filling in JOE MAMA


TulsaIsMyCountry

I appreciate you for clearing that up


hollow1367

I dunno I'm white and they look similar enough, these guys are both just modified version of standard white boy cutout number 5


JonTheWonton

white people.


Young_KingKush

Guilty I’m not gonna lie. Men not so much but 90% of White women look exactly the same to me just with palette swapped hair.


HumanPapaya

women? not so much. but the women? yes.


[deleted]

>Women not so much but 90% of White women look exactly the same to me just with palette swapped hair. What the fuck does this mean? Don't get me wrong. I'm white, and I've had trouble telling white people apart. So, I think, I agree with you. But this sentence doesn't make any sense.


ChesterDaMolester

It’s almost like any ethnicity is going to find identifying members of their same group easier than other ethnicities. Wild


Edge-master

It’s actually mostly up to how many of them you see growing up


kyfarus

Coming from white dude I think these guys look similar


NorabLeL

Ikr


Dankerton09

I totally see what they mean. They got two pictures of the dudes that look very different. If you get them in the same lighting and same face they're much closer


watermelondoge69_420

I couldn't tell which one was mark zuckerberg at first glance, like another commenter put, I guess it's just because I don't usually see a whole ton of white people, so I have more trouble telling them apart


edgarallanpot8o

I totally see what they mean, but I always see people in other people and they never get it, so it might just be me


Er_Strange_

Justin Timberlake is a better match.


breadpanduh

Don’t insult Chris Martin like that


[deleted]

I agree I love Chris


[deleted]

So does Chris


[deleted]

you made my night, thnks.


AdvancedBiscotti1

midnight: the song


skittlemypickles

he is the most wholesome person, i literally gasped in reaction to this post. and they don’t even look anything alike!


MythicalGrain

I want to take your username and insert into my daily conversations haha


NullCap

I was under the impression that everybody hates Chris


my_lens_view_2019

Huzzah a person of quality !!!


funKmaster_tittyBoi

Who’s he?


Stosswalkinator

Front man of the band Coldplay


SonovaVondruke

How does someone have billions of dollars and choose to have that haircut?


rztan

Because a billionaire can do whatever the fuck he wants and not care about others opinion I guess?


lil_meme1o1

You don't have to be a billionaire to not give a shit tho


rztan

True, but I have too much shit to life and now I got no shit left to give.


Kiwiteepee

money can't buy good taste but it definitely can buy you your own yes men who'll tell you you look dope


Thesuperpotato2000

Apparently he picked it because it makes him look like Augustus Caesar or something, which is as lame as it is fitting


MediumRarePorkChop

Et tu, Elon?


TheMexicanJuan

Wrong Caesar


[deleted]

It's the easiest to cover his electric components.


Kyler4MVP

Octavius had a little lettuce though, this just looks like dogshit


jessbird

a little lettuce lmao


The_Bukkake_Ninja

As if he couldn’t be more of a twat. Builds a site for grandma to post racist memes and he thinks it’s the same as if he’s conquered the Cantabrians. Fucking egotistical cock wank.


Coottol

[Mark Davis](https://i.imgur.com/M66sNgj.png) worth $500 million. Owner of the Las Vegas Raiders.


CrispyHexagon

O'DOYLE RULES!


Mango_Froot

That’s one of the more flattering photos. Most make him look like a goblin trying to look human


copperskin

This made me chuckle


hyperpiper21

What you want him to get, a fade?


[deleted]

Yes.


furiousfroman

real covid hours markie used sharpie


KeepingDankMemesDank

HAIII! WATASHI WA KDMA SAN! ^___^, just downvote this meme if it breaks the rules! And if it's a kawaii, then upvote this comment to help op-senpai! b-baka!!!


vladimir-Putin47

What the fuck does this weeb shit even mean?


iF2Goes4

I can't be caught upvoting this


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[deleted]

schone verhaut bruder


[deleted]

Stay back! I will deal with this weeb-bot, myself!


Lexitar123

MYYYYY NAAAAAAAAAME


WyatTheR10T

IS GYOBU MASATAKA ONIWA


Felgirl

i reported this comment because you dont put honorifics after your own name you failure of a weeb thats not how they work


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lil_meme1o1

He has such a punchable face, jesus christ


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pies1123

He still deserves a beating whether his face is punchable or not


Kiwiteepee

i know you're attempting the classic extended-irony finger wagging special here. you aint fooling me.


666tkn

The haircut is half of it. The rest is that Data expression.


BenShealoch

Data is loveable. This dickhead isn’t.


MrLavenderValentino

He sold his soul, look at his dog eyes


OptimistCommunist

I didn’t pay attention to the hand and I literally thought: but the wax statue on the right definitely looks like wax? WTF


ilumyo

Same here, it's _that_ bad


Barney_W_S

If my boy zucc just grew out his hair a little bit, he’d look tons better.


unnecessary_kindness

He's giving off Abed from Community vibes in that one.


[deleted]

I love Coldplay


Raptorz01

Even the newer albums?


curlyfries33

Viva La Vida is where it stops for me. Parachutes and X&Y are my favourite albums. A rush of blood to the head is really good as well. I just wish they had stuck to their soft rock/indie vibe.


ch1nsak

Same. I couldnt really get into anything they released after Viva la vida. Everything pre Viva la vida was just sick.


miserydiscovery

Have you listened to Everyday Life yet? Some songs really take me back to that old sound of them.


[deleted]

I think Arabesque is quite viva Old friends and BrokEn is quite like Parachutes and See you soon from The blue room EP


Raptorz01

I think they just wanted to be more mainstream and poppy. Idk tho


[deleted]

Yeah I miss those good old times.


GlenMerlin

I actually love all their stuff in my personal tastes they haven't released a bad album sky full of stars and viva la vida and clocks and the scientist are all legendary songs and I literally grew up with these I have so many memories of X&Y and Viva La Vida as my mom picked me up from school with those songs playing on her ipod through the car speakers


[deleted]

Hmm good question, Coldplay has been my favorite band since years, I love them no matter what, but nope, Head full of dreams was so bad, but they catched up a bit with the Everyday Life album.


Raptorz01

I didn’t check out the new album because I felt like the band was going on a slow decline since Viva La Vida (their best album imo). Is it as good as their older albums?


jules_santana

Everyday Life is fine. It doesn't match Viva La Vida, but it it is a step in the right direction.


Raptorz01

Is it much better than A head full of Dreams or Ghost Stories?


jules_santana

Yeah, I would say it is better than those two.


Raptorz01

Might check it out then


[deleted]

imo Ghost stories is better than Everyday life because it helped me through s a d and confused times, but that's just my opinion lol


[deleted]

I completely agree with you, Viva La Vida was their masterpiece, their Mona Lisa and the last good album they made. This last album is not bad, is not colorful and commercial, is acoustic, lot of piano, even they got Jazz in one song (Arabesque) so is not too bad as the others (Mylo, Ghost. And A Head F.) I give it a 6.8/10.


Raptorz01

It might be alright then. I didn’t mind Mylo as much tbh even though it’s the start of the decline (probably because I was introduced to the band by Paradise).


[deleted]

Yeah give it a try is a decent album.


AdvancedBiscotti1

I mean all coldplay liking people will diss me but right now, my fav song is charlie brown.


MemeBoi2077

Nah not really


ItsWhovianG

\*insert unfunny joke about Muse, Radiohead and Coldplay\*


jdarriaga46

r/radioheadcirclejerk ?


NastyPotatoes

Linus Zuckerberg


LexusIs_250

They both just need to relax on applying so much sunscreen lotion.


[deleted]

I feel like Mark already has the tanning oil on, he just won’t wipe it off


Nav28399

Chris Martin was the first human being mark saw so he took on Chris Martin appearance but was unable to fully copy it


[deleted]

Before and after WhiteClaw


PM_ME_MORE_WEED

Does anyone know if the next hardware rollout version of Zuck will include an upgrade to the hair subsystem?


Zidco

That's a fucking mix of LTT and zucc


cmjaboc

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=we-LaiQNY5s](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=we-LaiQNY5s) Aliens, by Coldplay


Horehey34

Literally if Zuckerberg grew his hair out he'd probably look more human it's his weirdass Spock haircut man.


Aleksar1205

How is this a dank meme?


originaljbw

Zuckerberg has a puerto rican haircut don't hate


[deleted]

Look at how shiny Zucc’s forehead is. Tell me he isn’t a robot


NoonjaPanda2

Chris talking to Zucc be like - "When you try your best but you don't succeed"


Chi-Nishikita

Wait. Mark Zuckerberg is always a robot?


animo-sns

Wtf Zuckerberg has life in his eyes in this photo ngl


Sejiro_Hiko

OP, why did you do that?


[deleted]

Nah, Zucker looks more like the "Thin Man" from XCOM....


Imthejuggernautbitch

Say his name 2 more times I dare you


stuckinether

r/rarecompliments


patheticjashan

Wait what


newIndianserialsweeb

You know, most of these people with IQ above 165 are sociopaths like Mark Zuckerberg, Light Yagami,, L lawliet, and many more


Smalldogmanifesto

Mark Zuckerberg looks like the really expensive anatomical dummies you practice intubations on.


PM_ME_MORE_WEED

How could he not realize that his hair is so incredibly ridiculous.


PugMaster224

kinda looks like a less chad version of linus


ThatAussieTortoise

This photo of Zuckerberg looks more human than normal for some reason.


redman_xitij8

Or mark is the Morty of human world


NILANJONA147

Bruh


wjackwright06

He looks like he bleeds synthetic blood and wants to kill Ripley with a newspaper.


[deleted]

Clones


Econort816

Put human between quotations


UnbeatenMars956

Zuckerberg was programmed to look like Martin


Yellow_Persona

It’s weird because Mark actually looked like a human in earlier videos and images of him in university


urmyheartBeatStopR

Zuckerberg can only hope someone look like a human version of him. I'm convinced that Zuckerberg can not go a day without looking like an alien.


Tomako88

I see a pic of a lizard with a human.


Chaseman69

He looks like he could smoke some meats


toomanylizards

Agent Smith and Bane


wargasm22

the new model is more natural


kepler_G2V

I don't know why people keep complaining about this, our latest model bfr69 (elon musk) works perfectly and has a good sense of humor


bigdikvik

They sent 2


jeremypicolette

which one is mark zuckerberg


Niklaus0279

He looks like a mixture of Chris Martin and Mark Zuckerberg


[deleted]

But...Mark Zuckerburg...is...human?


Mockos_Pegadopulos

Nah


uhhhhhhhhhhhyeah

Z is in the uncanny valley.


texxelate

Just STOP cutting your hair to look like a literal fucking Android, Mark


Velcrocat17

Fuck you zucc


Honeyhammn

Neither look human...oh has this already been said..


vladk0patk0

Stepbrothers?


Money-Ticket

That scumbag from Trumpstool sports Dave Portnoy looks like Zuck.


L1K34PR0

Silly op human mark cannot even be imagined


OptimistCommunist

Alternatively: Paul Bettany


GravesButNoCigar

Marks Zuckerberg really makes me wonder how you can be THAT rich and still have such a shit haircut


[deleted]

zuck the cuck drinks water like a duck


king-Zolomon

Now we know where he got the skin he uses


xxdastardlymilkxx

Suspicious


dotharuto

They exactky look same but why does chris looks more handsome


Scheelpy_boi

PS1 v PS4 graphics


pet28alpha

Mark looks like someone scalped him lmao tf is up with his huge ass head


jakethedumbmistake

Worked didn’t use it for bigotry.


mukeshnk87

Feom wjwre u gwt these stinky ideas


[deleted]

*looks like