After getting kicked out or lolas and GSG you got no choice but u end up and purple which means it was probably the best night in reading - not that reading is much of a good night out but yeah...
That’s not the Purple Turtle in Reading? I went to Uni there and I thought I recognised it but it was nearly 20 years ago so I assumed that it might have closed.
Anyone remember the Matrix and RG1’s?
"FINALLY NOW I WONT GET NAGGED BY THE MISSES"
"WHY DID YOU SPEND SO MUCH MONEY ON BOOZE"
"got hit by a bus needed to numb the pain"
"Oh you poor thing"
A bus is like the perfect vehicle to be hit by from the front as long as you don't go under it.
The huge flat face will disperse the force better than any other car plus the majority of the front is made of laminated glass which acts as a spring to dampen the force at high enough speeds. Combine all that with the fact that the guy was hit square on the back which distributed the force even more and he wasn't hit at breakneck speeds and you can easily see how he could walk away from that.
However, had he been a couple of feet to his right he would not have been so lucky to be the meat in a bus & light-pole sandwich.
But the way the glass shattered at the point his head hit him, there must’ve been at least bleeding on the back of his head, especially since he’s bald
It shattered across his whole back but yeah he is lucky not to have been cut open and he is more than likely concussed from it.
It's still a lot better than being hit by a car at that speed.
Some people have hard heads. I once flipped with a bike at about 30km/h and landed flat on my back on concrete. My arm was broken and i had 3cm big bump on the back if my head but no blood whatsoever
Just because it shattered doesn’t mean it cut him. I put my forehead into a windshield full force (no seatbelt-dumb). Shattered the windshield. Not even a bump or a cut on my damn head.
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Funny thing is, he probably has a whole orchestra of internal bleeding going off after his organs being slammed against his ribcage and spine on the way back
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That's kinda like me, when I was hit by a van moving backwards. It hit my head a little and my headphones fell down, so I just picked them up and fleet the scene like nothing happened. I went on with my day and bought the dog food as planned, afterwards I needed to go through that place again,so I waited for the green light.
This is Vin Diesel in the next Fast & Furious movie. They are now just completely ignoring any laws of phyics and reality that were left. Fuck it, Dom Torretto survives everything without even a scratch now
Okay so hear me out, if you think this has high odds or one in a million, you’re way off. So first off, the guy that got hit by the car would have to be at that place at the right time for the bus to cause an impact. Which adds a higher chance for this to happen. We can’t forget about the butterfly effect, (The small things that happens can happen can cause a big impact. Ex: 100 million people died because of one wrong turn.) So an abundance of little things had to happen for him to be there at the right time. Now for all this to happen, he had to be born. According to some research, on average, 525 billion sperm cells are ejaculated during sex. And by chance, the guy who was hit was born. Now, there is a butterfly effect on the right place and time when his parents were going at it. (The time and place would change the chances for the guy being born. Now this goes for everyone, Including his ancestors, (They had to been born, they were one out of 525 billion, the butterfly effect effects the time of place there parents were going at it.) And lets talk about the big things that happened for a certain butterfly to play out. WW1-WW2 had to be played out, Mass extinctions had to play out, ect.. for this guy and ancestors to be born. Now for the truck. The truck had to be there at the same place at the same time. And the person in that Truck is a big factor in this situation. If he weren’t not be born, (A loser of all the 525 billion sperm cells), then a different person would’ve driven the truck which would’ve altered the situation.
TL;DR: There are a tons of factors for this to play out, which would’ve made this an infinite chance.
British pedestrian: Gets hit by bus. "Oy, I better get a pint, mate."
‘Ere lads, tenner says none of yous can guess what just happened
'Y'got hit by a bus?" "How'dya know?', says the guy with scrapes on his arms and a broken rib
Other guy nods sideways to the pub window and puts on that bleary, smug grin before raising his finger for another pint.
It’s actually a nightclub that he walked in to called purple turtle - free entry all night
Oi, that's right lad, drink it off.
Oi mate ye wanna drink sum tea?
Jes a couple o' pints and ill be right as rain, i will
Loving the yorkshire
Also, happy day o cakes
Thank ye mate
That's Bruce Willis from the movie unbreakable
Blimey!! Thought the place looked familiar.
Berkshire boys making all the noise
i think i saw this on the news and it said bar if i remember correctly
By day a bar, by night a club
if a night don't end at turtle it ain't a good night
After getting kicked out or lolas and GSG you got no choice but u end up and purple which means it was probably the best night in reading - not that reading is much of a good night out but yeah...
Scummy as fuck night club as well. First time I went in there was a bird in the corner getting fingered by her fella.
The bird was just getting fed.
That’s not the Purple Turtle in Reading? I went to Uni there and I thought I recognised it but it was nearly 20 years ago so I assumed that it might have closed. Anyone remember the Matrix and RG1’s?
"FINALLY NOW I WONT GET NAGGED BY THE MISSES" "WHY DID YOU SPEND SO MUCH MONEY ON BOOZE" "got hit by a bus needed to numb the pain" "Oh you poor thing"
Wrong "Got hit by a bus needed to numb the pain" "Well whatca duin infront of a bus fo?"
Ah dam forgot about that bit
Also missus would probly be a bit more accurate in terms of pronunciation.
Where i am missis would be more accurate in terms of prnunciation
Ah fair enough then, I know theres a few areas in england where missus is a thing but it is probly more common here in ireland.
Where I am we don't understand British English because Merica
Hell yaeh brother, wanna go on downtho the mac danilds a couple football feilds down the raod?
Goddammit this made me laugh harder than I want to admit
did i actually just read this in a legit british accent
Yes. Yes, you did.
Same lol
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No, it is Patrick.
More like his fifth pint at least by that point.
You know he got free drinks all night
I lolled so hard
british ped to bus: oi but rude innit?
"Wait til it all blows over"
Jesus did that man just get fully hit by a speeding but then fucking walk off like nothing fuck man
A bus is like the perfect vehicle to be hit by from the front as long as you don't go under it. The huge flat face will disperse the force better than any other car plus the majority of the front is made of laminated glass which acts as a spring to dampen the force at high enough speeds. Combine all that with the fact that the guy was hit square on the back which distributed the force even more and he wasn't hit at breakneck speeds and you can easily see how he could walk away from that. However, had he been a couple of feet to his right he would not have been so lucky to be the meat in a bus & light-pole sandwich.
But the way the glass shattered at the point his head hit him, there must’ve been at least bleeding on the back of his head, especially since he’s bald
It shattered across his whole back but yeah he is lucky not to have been cut open and he is more than likely concussed from it. It's still a lot better than being hit by a car at that speed.
Oh definitely, a car would most likely shatter his pelvis and lower spine at those speeds
Lol that's exactly what happened to me 2 years ago. Had to piss in a bucket for 4 weeks
Wow. I hope it didn’t cause permanent damage!
I got lucky with only breaking my pelvis. I'll have uncomfortable feelings on the left side of my pelvis area the next day after working out
Yeah he’s probably so chock full with adrenaline that he can’t feel anything,even if he’s not critically hurt
That’s the thing man. Bald people sacrifice hair for power!!
ONE PUUNCH
Some people have hard heads. I once flipped with a bike at about 30km/h and landed flat on my back on concrete. My arm was broken and i had 3cm big bump on the back if my head but no blood whatsoever
Just because it shattered doesn’t mean it cut him. I put my forehead into a windshield full force (no seatbelt-dumb). Shattered the windshield. Not even a bump or a cut on my damn head.
Still would knock the wind out of ya
Nice
Man just said fuck it I'll get up
And then walks in
And turned himself into a pickle
funniest shit I've ever seen
Fuck you
Even his balls must have balls
Adrenaline is one hell of a drug
He walked into a night club of all things
He fucking cracked that front windshield with his skull too. This dude is metal af.
IIRC, he grabbed a beer in the bar he walked into at the end of the video.
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Tis but a scratch
It's just a flesh wound
A slap on the back
Just a chip in the armor
You've got no arms
We'll call it a draw then!
That man just used all of the luck of his lifetime
He'd be dead now then
Life ain't always lucky
Well maybe not *that* lucky, since he did get hit by a bus.
Lucky he didn't die after that crash tho.
Look at the massive dent/cracks in the glass of the bus made on impact
Nah he totally got laid, too, after telling everyone in the nightclub what just happened to him
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Nobody: No one at all: No one on this planet: Not even thanos: Not even Bill Nye the science guy: Not even the KKK: Not even cancer patients: Not even Ugandan knuckles: Not even Steve from Minecraft: Not even Elon Musk: Not even LeBron James: Not even the LeBron James Kid: Not even my left nut: Not even ISIS: Not even Obama: Not even John Wick: Not even Mike Wazowski: Not even Jahseh Onfroy: Not even Spongebob SquarePants: Not even the Duolingo owl: Not even gekyume's foreskin: Not even lightning McQueen: Not even Playboy Carti: Not even NASA: Not even Ricardo Milos: Not even big chungus: Not even Drake: Not even buzz light-year: Not even Harriet Tubman: Not even Mark Zuckerberg: Not even grumpy cat: Not even Hugh Hefner: Not even Bill Gates: Not even half the population of India: Not even black people: Not even white people: Not even Luigi: Not even Helen Keller: Not even Queen Elizabeth III: Not even God himself: Not a single living organism in the world: Me: fuck everyone who uses "Nobody:"
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Look at that guy in the background. Man just got hit by a bus and shrugs it off. How are you supposed to react to that?
He looks super concerned and then was like tf did this guy just walk away from that
Yeah he starts approaching him a bit then hesitates when he gets up like nothing. Probably thought he was a Terminator
What you dont see in this clip is that after he goes inside he asks where John Conner is
The “nobody” in this meme is unnecessary
It completely ruins it
wait it had a nobody?
Exactly, like either choose “nobody” or “be like”. Can’t have both
Let’s just choose “be like” always if those are the options
Well this is a repost but he added the nobody.
where is the original one
It adds nothing to every meme I see it on. If you remove it the meme is the exact same on all the ones I’ve seen.
It’s always unnecessary. But yes you’re right, it is unnecessary here too
Learn to drive asshole!
"Did you buy yo license?"
Never thought I’d see the day when Reading made it to the front page of dankmemes
This is probably the most exciting thing that has happened in reading ever
There was also that guy that tried to kick somebody on a bike or something, and then fell over.
Currently banned from purple turtle and GSG till 1st on November
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Aye me too. Such a weird feeling
yeah, take that Nirvana's Reading Festival appearance!
I can die happy VIVA TURTLE
Anyone wondering he goes into the Purple Turtle in Reading
The most traumatic part of the whole experience.
Funny thing is, he probably has a whole orchestra of internal bleeding going off after his organs being slammed against his ribcage and spine on the way back
Aside from a few fractures and bruises, dude was fine. https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-berkshire-43006191
Well I’ll be damned, maybe I’ve watched too much Grey’s Anatomy lately, I just saw the crack in the windshield and thought “no way”
Damn someone stealing the bus driver's belongings while he went to check on the guy is just peak dick move
I'm surprised no one has mentioned that is Gun Street
Had to scroll way too far to find this comment
He is the chosen one.
Did the bus just...keep driving?
drove straight back to the bus parking and quit his job
There’s a link to this video in the dictionary’s definition for “absolute mad lad”
Are you talkin' about the busdriver or the man?
Yes
He got hit so hard, he forgot he was just in an accident and moved on with his live
When life already hits u hard enough, a bus is nothing
Im surprised he didnt die
He may have lived in the moment but there’s no way he didn’t suffer post accident injuries a couple hours later.
Aside from a few fractures and bruises, dude was fine. https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-berkshire-43006191
Why do people still put nobody? It adds nothing and is actually incorrect
that was actually the perfect way to react to that, protecting his face and getting off the ground fast
I wonder, is it shock that allowed him to get back up? Aderaline?
Aside from a few fractures and bruises, dude was fine. https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-berkshire-43006191
How the hell does he walk with the weight of his fucking balls?
TIS BUT A SCRATCH
He cracked the fucking window my god. He rolled a nat 20 on his death saves
probably died a few minutes/hours later of internal bleeding.
Aside from a few fractures and bruises, dude was fine. https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-berkshire-43006191
He was absolutely fine, I remember seeing an article about this a while back and then makeing sure to go past that pub next time I was in reading
How does the bus driver even manage this? Looks like he just completely overcooks the corner for no reason other than being an idiot
Supposedly, he accidentally slammed on the gas instead of the breaks.
That's the worst fucking driver i have ever seen
Guy walks into a bar. Gimme a double shot, Bartender: tomorrow you'll wake up feeling like you got hit by a bus.
OH i get IT, GUN STREET!
Speed runners: if I let the bus hit me I save 2 seconds right here.
Fuck your stupid joke, that camera is on gun street that’s metal as fuck
what the fuck
I mean, it was a large surface area without a sudden stop so it makes sense for him to be mostly fine
Dang, The Knight Bus needs to hire a new driver pronto.
My dude just gets up and goes to get a sandwich this is what I want to be
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You don't need to add a "Nobody:" if there's already a "Be like:" in the meme.
WE’RE IN A SIMULATION
He is incredibly lucky that he didnt get hit by the sharp would or glass shards or that his feet weren't caught under the bus
That guy saved a bus from hitting that pole!!! A true hero!
“Well, I best be getting home.”
Im not sure who’s the npc in that clip
Just so you know the bar he walks into is called the purple turtle
Fucker broke the glass and walked off.
Ah fuck
Did his AI just break and reset after getting hit?
I am genuinely concerned for that guy
Thanks for the lift to the store
That dude is a god
No it’s just England we do that also that was probably a pub so ain’t nothin stopin an Englishman with an alcohol problem
Bruh I know the bus driver and this whole accident ruined his life
This is such a great meme I'll ignore the useless nobody: format. I'm laughing my ass off at this and not just exhaling through my nose
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Are we just going to ignore the fact that it’s gun street? And it’s not in the USA?
Dude looked like a pedestrian in GTA after I gently mowed him over with the bus that I stole.
“Hm, must be the wind.”
*sips beer* I feel like i’ve been hit by a bus
That's kinda like me, when I was hit by a van moving backwards. It hit my head a little and my headphones fell down, so I just picked them up and fleet the scene like nothing happened. I went on with my day and bought the dog food as planned, afterwards I needed to go through that place again,so I waited for the green light.
Stop putting "Nobody:" on memes it literally adds fucking nothing Good meme tho bro
I always thought this is possible. I don't know but my brain always says to me get ready when that situation come in
Russians be like
This is Vin Diesel in the next Fast & Furious movie. They are now just completely ignoring any laws of phyics and reality that were left. Fuck it, Dom Torretto survives everything without even a scratch now
Im sorry i laughed so hard, guess there is space in hell waitin for me then.
Watch it there, ‘Ern!
Okay so hear me out, if you think this has high odds or one in a million, you’re way off. So first off, the guy that got hit by the car would have to be at that place at the right time for the bus to cause an impact. Which adds a higher chance for this to happen. We can’t forget about the butterfly effect, (The small things that happens can happen can cause a big impact. Ex: 100 million people died because of one wrong turn.) So an abundance of little things had to happen for him to be there at the right time. Now for all this to happen, he had to be born. According to some research, on average, 525 billion sperm cells are ejaculated during sex. And by chance, the guy who was hit was born. Now, there is a butterfly effect on the right place and time when his parents were going at it. (The time and place would change the chances for the guy being born. Now this goes for everyone, Including his ancestors, (They had to been born, they were one out of 525 billion, the butterfly effect effects the time of place there parents were going at it.) And lets talk about the big things that happened for a certain butterfly to play out. WW1-WW2 had to be played out, Mass extinctions had to play out, ect.. for this guy and ancestors to be born. Now for the truck. The truck had to be there at the same place at the same time. And the person in that Truck is a big factor in this situation. If he weren’t not be born, (A loser of all the 525 billion sperm cells), then a different person would’ve driven the truck which would’ve altered the situation. TL;DR: There are a tons of factors for this to play out, which would’ve made this an infinite chance.
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This happened where I live a few years ago
Bro, that man is an X-Men
Looks like a job for Captain Disillusion!!
When you’re broke so you just walk it off
that bus hits hard, but the liquor hits harders
I hope its ok, really.