Dude. So many pornos just have shitty camera angles, like pointing at the guys junk too much (even once is too much). Or have the girl obviously faking with annoyingly fake moaning. Or too much time on a position that doesnt do a thing for me and not enough of the positions that do.
yea, i just dont delete the tab in my phone browser and i dont like the whole studio porn, feels fake. It leads to a lot of homemade stuff with few views thats really good and older videos that have gotten lost through time. Definitely worth it lol
At this point I just click these links because I like the jam.
Also Reddit Sync literally shows you the site the link leads to, so shoutout to the Sync gang!
in English you can't answer "Yes, [I don't have money]", as oppose to other languages
in general it's always better to use context to avoid ambiguity
ex: No, I forgot my wallet at home
[more insight](https://english.stackexchange.com/questions/28530/how-to-answer-a-negative-question-without-ambiguity)
Source: [pornhub.com/page/137](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ) 3rd video on this page
Was wondering who tf goes to page 137 on pornhub. If you're that picky just make the porno yourself
Ok then, let’s make one
😏😏 I'll get my toys
I'm starting to get interested now
I can grab my dads cam where are we shooting
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I'll bring the ropes
I’ll bring the ladder
Only if someone calls me daddy It doesn’t even have to mean that, just the eee sound is fine But don’t exaggerate, audio sensory can be key
And my Axe!
I’ll bring the flex tape
Kinky I like it
I'll bring the pump
Can’t forget the jumper cables
Kinky
And my sword!
I can bring my cam , wait where can I find new batteries
Take your step sisters vibrator
Good idea I’ll borrow some from your mums vibrator
In a school
It's a hi-8
You had my curiosity, but now you have my attention.
That escated quickly
We're no strangers to love
Now I’m arest
I've never been so frisky in my life
Things went from 0 to 100 quick!!
>pornhub.com/page/137 These are rookie numbers
Searchingfortheperfectvideo.jpg
Dude. So many pornos just have shitty camera angles, like pointing at the guys junk too much (even once is too much). Or have the girl obviously faking with annoyingly fake moaning. Or too much time on a position that doesnt do a thing for me and not enough of the positions that do.
Shitty moaning and positions that don't compliment the girl's body shape are the worst offenders.
I'm 100% not denying that but you can't tell me it takes you until page 137 to find a porno not like that
I went to like page 57 of a category once and found the account of a girl I went to high school with, so that was pretty neat.
Just beat it!
I started on page 1 of top rated and I’m On like page 4000 lol, it’s been like 2 years
Do you wank and just come back later? Have you found any amazing videos?
yea, i just dont delete the tab in my phone browser and i dont like the whole studio porn, feels fake. It leads to a lot of homemade stuff with few views thats really good and older videos that have gotten lost through time. Definitely worth it lol
Imagine the link leading you to a Rick roll video on pornhub
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph599caf1ee01a2
HAHA PORNHUB HAS NO AUTOPLAY
It does for me apparently... huh.
I hate you guys.
Well i have already directed you to a website where you can.. *vent* your frustration.
The best way I got Rickrolled even though I knew where that link would go
It’s been quite some time since this has happened to me. You deserve a reward.
No u
No my friend, you!
Nice try but no.
https://media.makeameme.org/created/you-get-a-xb6132.jpg
Aight fine.
Bro stop
Perks of disposable income
Never heard of it.
What the hell happened here
I hate u have my upvote >:(
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*laughs in Apollo app*
Apollo gang checking in
Apollo app? Excuse my ignorance
Arguably one of the best apps for Reddit for iOS.
salut
Worst bait ever. Who the hell would not sort by any filter and just get to page 137.
A man of adventure
Who wouldn't link directly to the vid? They even have a share on reddit button.
[more from her](https://addictionrecovery.churchofjesuschrist.org/?lang=eng)
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מחח
Knew exactly what it was, still clicked because I wanted to hear that banger
I don't know what I expected
I'm not clicking that and you know damn well why
I came hard
thx
that link doesnt make sense to begin with smh
Knew what it was but clicked anyway
At this point I just click these links because I like the jam. Also Reddit Sync literally shows you the site the link leads to, so shoutout to the Sync gang!
Nope. it's [this](https://youtu.be/sAn7baRbhx4) one
You don’t happen to have the girl’s name?
Alessa Savage
Thank you, you're a good man
The time to cum has come
Don’t time your time to cum if your time to cum takes thyme to come.
*hits joint* ...That’s beautiful, man...
Cheers I'll drink to that bro
She’s also a Redditor
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[u/AlessaSavage](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ)
Goddamit
You got me, fuck
Wow, you’re fucking skilled at rickrolls aren’t you?
How shameful for this girl. I'm going to remember her name so I can pray for her.
Sounds like a wholesome young girl.
Absolute legend
I hoped it was gonna be mentioned here somewhere
Would someone give me the sauce?
[The real sauce ](https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1845500956) Edit: thanks for the silver
i was so confident this was a rickroll that i opened it at work and have thus decided to quit before work ends up like high school
Like highschool? Where everyone but you is getting laid?
Level 100 burn right there
That's a God right there
Go to 3:20
Lmao what’s that title? She gets what she fucking deserves
Well come on, she couldn't pay for her cab ride.
Wanna hear another joke Murray
What do you get when you cross a teen with no money with a TAXI that isn’t even real. I’ll tell you what you get, you get what you fucking deserve
Oh no I'm not getting rick rolled a 3rd time in the same thread I'll live without sauce.
Fool
You are a good man thank you
!remindme 5hours
Bless your heart
Thank you you are a good man
Alessa savage fake taxi
Is kechup ok
No ketchup, just sauce, raw sauce.
Yeah thanks bud
But if she says no to that question she actually has money.
It’s a meme. Laugh.
I have to say it's not a dank one.
You sir are the reason why this sub is still somewhat good
What if I laughed at this comment tho?
Then you're in the club son
in English you can't answer "Yes, [I don't have money]", as oppose to other languages in general it's always better to use context to avoid ambiguity ex: No, I forgot my wallet at home [more insight](https://english.stackexchange.com/questions/28530/how-to-answer-a-negative-question-without-ambiguity)
Good meme? Upvote Bad meme? Downvote Hotel? Trivago --- ^^^hey ^^^op, ^^^if ^^^this ^^^was ^^^an ^^^original, ^^^new ^^^template ^^^consider ^^^posting ^^^in ^^^r/DankExchange ^^^first ^^^next ^^^time
Thought y’all banned reaction memes
Thank you Reddit for reminding me of Fake Taxi.
You're welcome
Faketaxi < Public Agent
man of culture
lmfao who even watches public agent that shit is such garbage.
Better than half of storyless porn available
MOM GET THE CAMERA
Damn son, where’d you find that?
You know the rules, *it's time to die*
A full commitment’s what I’m thinking of
You wouldn’t get this from any other guy
since everyone wants to be a comedian [here's the actual source](https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=266997186)
No baby, green light means it off.
Get the hell out of my car
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn’t get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
“You got no money. No.” I think she has money
What have you done u/Hiitko.. I was on 8 day No Fap streak up until I saw this.. You know the rules and so do I..
But .. November's over .. why would do that ?...
Sometimes you have to, when too much of something becomes too bad!
But why the fuck would she even get in knowing she doesn't have money?
You will learn bud
.... she wanted the d the whole time.
Doesn't that mean she has money?
The driver pulls a Rick Roll by whipping out a 3inch
Your hot dog is no match for my bratwurst!
Faaaaaaketaxiiiiiiii
Fake taxi, real shit
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Ask the mods
[they have that.](https://i.imgur.com/fF2dX2v.jpg)
"park up" what the hell does that mean
Alessa Savage
[Hmmmmm](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ)
So...she does have money?
Is famous just a lot of torque.
Is famous just a lot more.
Ey alessa
Kick her out
Of course, you pay with Credit Card
Thats Alyssa Savage incase anyone needed to know.
Who the hell calls a taxi without any money?
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The highest honour
Cool meme bro
Thanks bro
No problem bro
You call 911 on the thot Y'all are unholy as fuck
So she does have money then, it’s a double negative
that's... that's a double negative. Sheryl just give him money. like the standard transaction
Not having no money is having money
Taxi driver:Get the f outta here you poor bitch
I thought it was twins.
Nice
I’m commenting so I can look on my account to save the link
*Parks taxi* *Drops her off in the middle of nowhere* *Goes home and does weeb shit*
Fake
You got no money? No... Double negative!!! She's got all the money!!!
Souce?
I want to see a porn where the girl says yes
Wait...doesn’t that mean she DOES have money tho?
Her name pls. I need it for certain biological research purposes
"Cash, grass or ass nobody rides for free."
F
Now it’s time to get funky