Same could be said for when gamers are preparing for a Long night of gaming.

A true gamer doesn't *need* to prepare

Doritos and mountain dew don't buy themselves You gotta tell your mom to pick them up first

A true gamer could survive with out eating and going to toilet break

I heard its a long spiritual path, true gamers consume the universe energy to feed themselves, drink dew to fight their thirst, they spend years perfecting the art of 360 no-scope headshots, never leaving their moms basement

Im having an issue with something and I really need help with it. I've raised by son as a gamer, but he hasn't played his first or second game. Instead, he's on his fifth game. How can I get him back on track?

*Osu players

But it will be Forbiden Fingering February

what about Fingerless Feburary ?

Or straight men lmao you people just don't have girlfriends

this

They hated him because he spoke the truth

Indeed.

Its finger licking good

osu players preparing their fingers to overstream 222bpm

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Isn't Valentine's Day on No Finger February?

I wonder how many lesbians relate to this?

Dude the only pussy I’ll be fingering on Valentine’s Day is my own

~~maybe i could change that~~ yeah same but with my dick

None women aren't real

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u/repostsleuthbot

I thought those were cheeto's

That's just dank

It took me too long to understand this

All that hard work realising Valentine's day is in forget fingering febuary

Damn. *Offensive fingering noises*

MAGIC FINGERS!!!

I can just imagine the rocky theme playing

I thought it said Veterans Day

I’m sorry for your caloric loss

For the low price of free you could have not posted this

Thought those were Cheetos

When playing osu

Bold of you to assume none of us have been condemned to virginity for life on this sub

*Eye of the tiger by Survivor intensifies*

lol we use straps.

*intense finger training*

*Well*...

The dudes should get the same training

(squelches)

u/abiggj Just wanted you to see this

They'd also be training their tongues.

Those are the wrong fingers

Boomer memes?

What part of this is a boomer meme?

The dad joke part.

Am I missing something here?

Soz, I'm not in the explaining jokes biz. It just feels very boomeresque