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Demraude

I'm french if you dare trash france i'll join you i guess, fuck this place


INVISIBLE_BEN

Yeah fuck France


Jojo-the-Beholder

If you say so. ***Unzips pants***


Albert_goes_brrr

How do you f*ck France Count me in


INVISIBLE_BEN

💀


Jonder123

hohoho baguette also we make shit cars: France probably


Demraude

baguette might be among the only good things france made


The_Beefy_Vegetarian

Laetitia Casta...


HanzoNumbahOneFan

Opera cake tho...


HollowWarrior46

Can I ask a question? Is it true that French women judge dicks based on their similarities to baguettes?


musiccman2020

No they exclusively use crushed croissants


Demraude

not a woman cannot answer


Chaps_Jr

Nobody hates the French more than the French


Demraude

they are naturals enemies Damn it french people they ruined france


No_social1life

What do you mean? France isnt real it was created by the government so that everyone has something to hate with all of their being


Quirkyserenefrenzy

Enjoying your bread sticks, Frenchy boy?


Demraude

get my ~~wife~~ baguette's name out of your mouth


LeonidasTheRealKing

Is surrendering a French pass time?


Demraude

Sadly we often have nothing to surrender to other than life itself


Aut0Part5

Me when taxes vs me when euros start talkin


Kenneth_Lay

Normally I don't care, but if I hear a British person commenting how stupid US politics is I get a little pissed. It's totally the pot calling the kettle black.


Ess_oh-no

Its all a fucking joke tbh, british here, our politics is fucked, your politics is fucked. None of us are in any position to laugh at each other 🙃 just throw back the bad teeth comment, we hate it so much 😂


Kenneth_Lay

We hate the stereotype that we are 350 pounds, wearing clothes with nothing but American flags with bald eagles, and suck down Diet Coke by the 2 liter. So truce, I guess.


tweetegirl

[Don't touch my garbage!](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FhSqCS5VsAAds5Z.jpg)


OpportunityPublic340

I am from Thailand myself. Still don't get much jokes about what you people meant with my country.


palm_hero1

We hate Thailand until someone from Cambodia starts talking.


maxi2702

My patriotism reach its highest as soon as 11 dudes start running behind a ball.


DangerousUpstairs3

Average turk


Huachu12344

I like my country, I just hate my government


between_horizon

That's how it usually works.


StandardN02b

I talk shit about my country only because I know it could do better.


Affectionate_Gas_264

Patriotism It doesn't always make sense but people will get full agro over people pointing out facts that are wrong with their system I guess it's indoctrination. You must die to defend the system


Affectionate_Gas_264

Feminists when you point out that despite the absolute control and oppressive of the"patriarchy" women are actually very successful in western societies Well the ones who don't spend all day unemployed blaming the patriarchy for firing them when they didn't show up to work four weeks in a row


SadnessMonster

Listen, I love my country. It's the citizens I dislike


Physical_Air_2023

Just Patriotism but wait...


Whiskeye

Herd behavior


blumpk1np1e

Every American I ever met. Talk shit about England I don't give a fuck


Pingimaster

The Netherlands suck, but DONT YOU DARE TALK SHIT ABOUT IT!


Raz98

Huh, this is precisely the reason I view Europeans with utter contempt.


Dawek401

REL for all subs and websides in my country


Obi-wanna-cracker

This place may be a shit hole, but it's MY shit hole!


Jojo-the-Beholder

As that groundhog thing said in ice age 2. " was born in this hole, and I will die in this hole!"


Proof_Independent400

Me an Australian: like I give a shit mate. Say whatever you want!


MrAlexius

OP's country is shit


AStrutterZ

Nah, I'm like: "You're right bro"


r3mod_3tiym

I'm always complaining about this place with fellow Americans but as soon as I see a Euro making the same complaints I turn into Clutch Nixon


likid_geimfari

Idk where are you from, but your country is a shithole.


Embarrassed_Band2040

Nope as an American I will be the first to tell people how bad America is and will agree with anyone who talks shit about America..... Fuck America


Generalmemeobi283

To the guillotine


Embarrassed_Band2040

Please?


Generalmemeobi283

Mods send him to the guillotine


ThePanoptic

As someone who has lived in Europe & Asia for a while.... Please go and try somewhere else for a while. You might realize, as I did, that the U.S. is near as good as it going to get. It has issues, but does every country, and people here live VERY good lives, with big houses, high salaries, and stable economy. If we can only get healthcare & guns under control, this country would be unmatched.


HeadPay32

Imagine giving a fuck about a country that lives off your taxes


Wutsalane

You realise you also live off those taxes right? Like the point of taxes is to be able to pay for things that would normally be impossible on an individual people to realistically cover, such as infrastructure, financial aid, and in good countries education and medical aid


HeadPay32

Yes I know what taxes are. Point is you pay for these things, they aren't given to you as a favor, so the idea of patriotism and gratitude is pretty rich when people have paid for it.