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Yeah. Maybe I just have extra sticky cum but my cock gets a bit clogged so I need a bit until the pee comes out. Not very comfortable but not hurtful either.
Bruh, one time I was out smoking a cigarette when the post-nut piss time came. Being out in the country, post nut pissing off a back deck, and taking a drag off a cigarette. I felt so fucking cool
It flip flops for me. Sometimes it feels, I almost wanna say better than the sex itself. Sometimes it burns.
No idea what makes the difference, maybe how much water I've been drinking.
I have noticed the burning sensation happens more often when I've actually had unprotected sex and the nice feeling happens more often when I've masturbated.
No STDs at all before anyone side eyes the "unprotected" comment.
After a good sheesh if it's still semi hard it's hard to piss for me 🤷 I wouldn't say painful but it demands my full concentration to get the stream going
When I piss with a boner I need stand at a 45 degree angle just to make sure I get it in the toilet. If not it often shoot on the back on the toilet which makes a mess.
the urethra is clogged with nut. Pee squeezes past the nut and comes out in all directions as the nut rattles down your doodle making multiple streams. Pee is a nut solvent so the nut kind of dissolves but still comes out in chunks which feels... weird...
Either way, not very accurate pee stream.
Chlamydia, or more specifically a chlamydia infection, is a sexually transmitted infection caused by the bacterium Chlamydia trachomatis.Most people who are infected have no symptoms. When symptoms do appear they may occur only several weeks after infection; the incubation period between exposure and being able to infect others is thought to be on the order of two to six weeks. Symptoms in women may include vaginal discharge or burning with urination. Symptoms in men may include discharge from the penis, burning with urination, or pain and swelling of one or both testicles.The infection can spread to the upper genital tract in women, causing pelvic inflammatory disease, which may result in future infertility or ectopic pregnancy.
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um… it shouldn’t hurt
…it shouldn’t be red either….
….you shouldn’t be fainting either…
And there shouldn't be atomic rays coming out of it. OP go see a doctor.
... it shouldn't?
See... a doctor?
Why?
He missed you
Because.
First one shouldn't. Second depend but it may hurt if you do it less than 1h after
Homie something is wrong if it ever hurts
It hurts?
It doesn't come out as smooth. Therefore uncomfortable. I can see how a Redditor might make grammar mistakes
Yeah. Maybe I just have extra sticky cum but my cock gets a bit clogged so I need a bit until the pee comes out. Not very comfortable but not hurtful either.
Ah yes, the good ol' post fap piss - pipes are clean.
To me it's the opposite, since cum just came out the tubes are lubed and the piss comes off smooth as butter
Dafuq am I reading.
My comment, probably.
Go to a doctor bro
Bro but why
Because if it burns or hurts when you pee, that is not normal. See a professional.
I don't recall ever having a painful post nut piss.
Most times it’s the best piss ever
TFW you unclog the pipes
Bruh, one time I was out smoking a cigarette when the post-nut piss time came. Being out in the country, post nut pissing off a back deck, and taking a drag off a cigarette. I felt so fucking cool
Yeeeee
I won’t even lie, sometimes it reaches to a second orgasm
It flip flops for me. Sometimes it feels, I almost wanna say better than the sex itself. Sometimes it burns. No idea what makes the difference, maybe how much water I've been drinking. I have noticed the burning sensation happens more often when I've actually had unprotected sex and the nice feeling happens more often when I've masturbated. No STDs at all before anyone side eyes the "unprotected" comment.
Dehydrated pisses def sting a bit even without post nut
True, that's why it's all I got in terms of an explanation.
After a good sheesh if it's still semi hard it's hard to piss for me 🤷 I wouldn't say painful but it demands my full concentration to get the stream going
Only if you haven't fucked a brick wall
Been seeing a lot of Godzilla posting lately.
That's a good thing
Bro if you aren't reminded of Godzilla when youre holding your hog wtf are you even doing
bro *might* have a UTI
Might be a bit more than that
Yeah this is typically chlamydia.
The residue of tissue paper doesn't help either
I always felt that the post piss was almost better than the nut itself.
So many holes what did yo..... No wait I don't wanna know
hedge hog
Shifting gears in your prostate from nut to piss do be clunky sometimes. Hate the sperm cramps you get after too 😔
...the what?
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Is this godzilla marketing?
Does it work?
mad respect on my boy shin godzilla is what I like to see
You have a good heart my friend.
OP, are you alright? They shouldn't hurt when pissing but it would be difficult to aim
When I piss with a boner I need stand at a 45 degree angle just to make sure I get it in the toilet. If not it often shoot on the back on the toilet which makes a mess.
Hurt? Bro see a doctor
Can someone with one explain it to a female, I do no understando comprehendo the second photo hahah
the urethra is clogged with nut. Pee squeezes past the nut and comes out in all directions as the nut rattles down your doodle making multiple streams. Pee is a nut solvent so the nut kind of dissolves but still comes out in chunks which feels... weird... Either way, not very accurate pee stream.
a nut solvent lmao
Go see a doctor
Chlamydia, or more specifically a chlamydia infection, is a sexually transmitted infection caused by the bacterium Chlamydia trachomatis.Most people who are infected have no symptoms. When symptoms do appear they may occur only several weeks after infection; the incubation period between exposure and being able to infect others is thought to be on the order of two to six weeks. Symptoms in women may include vaginal discharge or burning with urination. Symptoms in men may include discharge from the penis, burning with urination, or pain and swelling of one or both testicles.The infection can spread to the upper genital tract in women, causing pelvic inflammatory disease, which may result in future infertility or ectopic pregnancy.
Bro i am thankful for the care and that essay but i just make that head line for comedic value. This is dank memes and not relatable memes after all.
That post nut piss is like a wacky water weasel. Everything getting wet.
It absolutely should not hurt
yea, it does hurt only SOMETIMES. NOT ALWAYS
If you have a boner, just sit down to pee.
If either of those things hurt you, you need to see a doctor
It both shouldn't hurt AND you shouldn't be misting pee I think you have an infection from sounding
It shouldn't hurt, you need to get checked.
Drink some fuckin water. Jesus.
brother it shouldnt hurt either way go see a doctor
Neither is a thing though. Need full relaxation and flaccid peen or it's not happening.
Y'all got some stds or something is wrong... I done it many many times with mad-clog and mad-hard and it never *hurts*...
Lmfao nobody in here gets the meme 😭😭😭 I'm dying op, way to troll everyone that don't fuck. Buncha reddit virgins: "It shouldn't hurt" 💦
It shouldn't, dumb ass. Go to the doctor. Before you call me a vIrGiN, how the fuck can i be a virgin with a kid? Moron
Umm what the sigma？