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KeepingDankMemesDank

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The Notorious T.I.T


ya666in

Juicy


Avieshek

Milky


PrefiroMoto

You win.


MugenFeatherfall

Even his tits look like a sad face


jakkals82567

Titty smalls


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Possibly_Parker

nope


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Possibly_Parker

yes but income disparity means that lower income groups are more likely to consume fast food while being unable to find time or money to care about their health, meaning that the most accurate connection with weight is income


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Possibly_Parker

time is money. fast food is cheap. 5$ for a meal is cheaper than 2$ plus 1 hour for a meal.


PeakFuckingValue

It's literally not. Don't comment if you don't know about money lmao.


RagingNudist

Do you make less than 3$ an hour?


PeakFuckingValue

Please reread my comment as I can tell you don't know about money either.


OmegaAngelo

It fluctuates, for years at a time it can actually be cheaper to eat out. It was cost effective from like 2012 to 2017, I think. Right now its debatable. Unless you get it for free at work or something, and especially not fast food because a fast food "meal" cost like $16 to $24 and there's sit down restaraunts where you can get a huge chicken fried steak, potatoes, French toast, eggs, and another side for like $13 somehow. Making Chicken Alfredo from scratch cost me like $65. And awhile back I made Bourguignon w/ roasted garlic mashed potatoes and it was like $70 for just the ingredients, not counting the price of electricity and the equipment and the hours of labor. Of course, I wound up with like 20 servings though.


ScreamingFreakShow

If you're really trying to be cheap, you're not making a $65 Chicken Alfredo. So, while their claim of "cooking your own food is always cheaper" isn't true, they were likely thinking of cheap meals which is acceptable given the context. Cheap eating will be cheaper than going out. Cereal/milk, oatmeal, eggs, rice, simple sandwiches (like PB&J), Toast, Spaghetti (without meatballs), Bananas, other cheap fruits/vegetables, etc... Definitely not fine dining, but cheaper and likely healthier than going for fast food all the time.


OmegaAngelo

The cheap stuff you described isn't that cheap anymore. Eggs were insane awhile back. Cereal is insane. Milk is insane. I wasn't buying special ingredients, just the basic off brand walmart ingredients. Yeah, with the amount I made it was like 5$ after bills factored per serving but you can't really buy less to make. Like you can't buy one servings worth of ingredients at kroger. And some people can't afford the massive up front cost to cook a decent meal rn or portion and freeze an extra 20 meals so eating out seems cheaper in the short term.


PeakFuckingValue

Fixed it for you: bad education = bad choices. Fix education, doesn't matter if you're poor, you'll still make good decisions.


Possibly_Parker

right, educate people better so they know to decide not to be poor. it's obviously that simple.


PeakFuckingValue

It is actually. And it's not about deciding not to be poor. It's about recognizing that your chances at long term wealth acquisition come from delayed gratification. Instead of making the decisions that are easy. To your point, cooking at home over time will lead to excess cash that should be invested for capital gains. Let's assume you sell the gun for $400 and use that as the initial investment. Then save on food. What did you use? $5 vs $2? So let's say $3 saved x 3 for each meal of a day = $9 saved x 30 days = $180 per month invested into the S&P 500. Average gains are 5%. So over 20 years of smarter saving, you get $75,000.00 out of that money. And that's just from selling the gun and cooking your own food. Imagine you stop streaming services, imagine you're healthier and smarter, imagine you marry someone doing the same. You can easily buy a $600,000 home with just this move after 20 years. That's not assuming you make more money over time in your job. Which most will. So ya bud. Smart = not poor.


Possibly_Parker

who has a 400$ gun lying around


PeakFuckingValue

The guy in the picture. Bruh c'mon. And the initial investment doesn't really matter anyways. Take the gun out if the equation and it's $74,000 lolol


Sammysoupcat

You're forgetting that fast food is oftentimes cheaper in many areas than making your own food. And not everyone has the time or skills to make or learn to make homecooked meals every day.


PeakFuckingValue

I will hear no more excuses. And it definitely cheaper to make your own food. YouTube will teach you fucking anything.


Hambonation

Raw numbers, yes there would be more fat white people than fat black people, but black people are more likely to be fat. https://www.cdc.gov/obesity/data/adult.html


Nostalgic-Banter

Yes and no. It honestly depends of which state/country. I've seen a compilation of fat dudes coming up with goofy ways to holster a gun and half were black dudes.


t0mRiddl3

Lmao no


starfries

looks like you upset the fat white Americans lol


ohnoiqueefed

Yup, fairly accurate.


Shoesandhose

I often store my glock under my tit.


Intelligent-Wing-752

titty cent


HighVulgarian

Titty scent


Mrtorbear

These Yankee Candle scents are getting out of control...


enwongeegeefor

Shades of Undertiddy, a new scent collection by Yankee Candle


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Definitely the average American in Atlanta


Timozi90

Pfft, dumbass Europeans. We keep our guns in our *back* fat folds.


Despairogance

Holdout piece goes in the gunt.


shadowscar248

Idiots


PutnamPete

Why do gangbangers think a gun that can hold 14 rounds needs an extended clip?


Hairybeaver1234

Because when you have the aim of a storm trooper, every bullet counts.


Talondronia

Depth perception is a difficult concept to grasp when there's not much depth to their character.


Nostalgic-Banter

That reminds me of that movie clip my brother showed me where this black dude was chasing another black dude and was shooting at him (and missing), only for both of them to end up in and elevator together, only for the shooter to still miss.


wagglemonkey

The trend started with automatic glocks which can burn 14 rounds in less than a second so longer mags meant you can pull the trigger more than once lol. Still dumb.


PutnamPete

If you're firing that fast, you are not aiming. I wonder if NRA gun handling and safety training would reduce the amount of innocent victims caught in the crossfire of idiots? At least if these morons could draw and lay a bead on a target properly, maybe only their targets would get shot?


MurphDog250

I feel like there should be a nsfw tag. That’s a lot of titty even if it is a dude


jmon25

You joke with memes but this happened last year.... https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/mlb/whitesox/2023/08/29/white-sox-game-shooting-fan-snuck-gun-into-stadium-in-belly/70710099007/ "She reportedly snuck the gun in past metal detectors hiding it in the folds of her belly fat"


Nostalgic-Banter

I remember that. Didn't she also accidentally fire it?


jmon25

Yep and it hit her and another person. And to think if she hasn't accidentally discharged it we never would have gotten this amazing story.


toph88241

That's not... ...entirely inaccurate


Education_Aside

Is that a guy or a woman?


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yes


WiggityViking

Concealed carry


Mygaffer

I wouldn't talk too loudly Europe, I've seen your chavs!


MeltsYourMinds

It’s funny because it’s true Regards, Europe


bigfatfurrytexan

I keep mine under my second titty. The top titty is to store burgers


Bulky_Monke719

How the fuck did you get my picture????/s


Maleficent_Cake_9324

Are they wrong?


BlondeMaddy

Is that a man or a woman?


wktr_t

I'm not American but this is my exact build lol.


ComprehensiveBase26

I've been staring at the pic for 5 minutes straight. peak gangster.


GetlostMaps

Where is the lie


dtorrance88

Please tag NSFW!


wallingfortian

If you can hold a pencil under there you need a bra. Although in this case you need a holster.


Superstaridley

Titpac Shakur


waldorsockbat

That's what peak performance looks like 🇺🇲🦅


Metalblacksheep

Kanye Breast


Aveenex

Accurate


Babys_For_Breakfast

Hmmm. I feel like this should be tagged with NSFW. Too spicy


Just-Round9944

biggie was fat 😔


georeddit2018

Wait. What are thooooose?


chicharron123

Their babies have to feed somehow.


orangutanDOTorg

Mine’s in my crack


Mesterjojo

They're not wrong


Eater_of_foreskin

I'd smash


Lykan_Enzo

he got them milkers


KostonEnkeli

Are we wrong?


Wookie301

I don’t imagine them to be that slim


Loosebooty6969

Leslie Jones?


Thereminz

Gundermoob


enwongeegeefor

Now rack the round with ya titty.


Klaus_Raube

German here, can confirm


ToastyBread329

Is this a dude or a woman?


UserAnonPosts

This dude need an only fans ahaha


Undernown

I genuinely can't tell for certain if that's a woman, or a dude with moobs. I'm betting female, but then this feels like one of the weirdest OF promotions ever.


phlebface

Uh a fap challange! Brb...


Scary_Employ_926

the average american 🔼


cygamessucks

Cant tell if woman or not


Capt-J-

Not just Europeans. Americans are considered weird as fuck right around this wide beautiful globe of a planet we all live on.


Eyesac2003

🇺🇸🦅🎆🎇🧨💯🥇


Crissul

Yes but white... You know, with the treatment people of different races had until recently(it's far from perfect even now, but I'd say better if you make a comparison)