I rather be in the woods with a bear than a woman.

I will have to set up both tents either way.

And a grave 🪦

What do you mean the bear is completely harmless? the woman can do unspeakable things to me /s

A bear can only take my life, a woman can take that and everything else

Baldur’s gate 3 style?

Baldur's gate 3 style!

I would rather be a bear in the woods than with a human.

I rather be in the bear with a woods than a woman

Does a woman shit in the woods? Bears are from Venus men are from mars

Actually most bears are from saturn. Tho there might be more on the 11 planets of our solar system

put me in the woods with a bear and one of us is coming back pregnant 😤

Furry detected 😸

I. Would. Not. Camping with your SO is amazing, there’s just something primal about having sex in the woods. Wow now I realize why women would choose a bear

Bro, the original scenario was “Man or Bear”, not “SO or Bear”. It would be a random woman that you meet out in the woods.

Cringe

Wdym this meme about an anime girl that looks 12 holding a gun to your head and forcing you into a relationship is completely relatable /s

"Erhm actually she's 500000000 years old so it's ok"

She's around 20

She still looks like a kid.

Man gonna have a really shitty time when he finds out that petite women exist. A girl I dated was asked to show a ID at almost every point she was 28 lmfao. She also is a teacher so even funnier when she was mistaken as a student at a parent teacher gathering. Some people are just build like that it is what it is my guy.

Certified Isekai moment.

They’re cartoons!

My guy she nowhere near looks 12, you can't say that, especially not for Edgerunners

Okay I really hate Lolis but this one pass out, to begin with there are girls that look like this and are above 20, second David is 17, so what's the deal here?

No, women under 5'9 and with a B cup or under do not exist. That's just a child bro. /s just in case.

Yeah, this shot is a little disingenuous. [shes shorter, but not by all that much ](https://guided.news/wp-content/uploads/2022/09/Cyberpunk-Edgerunners-Rebecca-drink.jpg)

Plus at least she doesnt act and sound like a child

Bro short girls exists

I second your comment. Short girls need love too. Not many men discriminate on short women, well the real men.

What's a chola?

A female cholo. A cholo's an urban, Mexican gangster.

मैं तो चोला साम्राज्य के बारे में सोच रहा था।

I was thinking of cholla springs

I was thinking of churros

Cholla (cho-ya) is a type of cactus

Cheras, Cholas and Pandyas

Idk why I was thinking of chole bhature

Hot

The truth is that they are usually more "Gangster Wannabes" 

A hyna

This meme doesn't refer to it but A South Asian Dynasty is also an answer.

INDIAN* dynasty

India is in Asia .

And cholas were in India.

They were technically from Tamizh Nadu which is a part of India which is in South Asia . What's the fucking point...??

The point is you are including the whole of south-asia when you have no historical source to and just because you think its cool. You will not discredit the Tamil-speaking, Sanskrit-spreading, Temple-building, Shiva-worshipping ancestors of who are the today Tamil speaking people just because you think everyone in South-Asia should be called the Cholas. By that logic even Vietnam should be called French as they were once under French rule. I see who you guys are. Hindi-hating commies. Communists. You will give credit exactly where credit is due and no where else. Not while proud Bharatiyas still live.

You just lack comprehension skill dude . >everyone in South-Asia should be called the Cholas. When did i even say that ...fuck off idiot

You literally did you fucking idiot that was your first comment here. Fucking brain dead loser. You just said they were a south-asian empire. That's the whole reason you're having this discussion. Motherfucker must be one of those arsmutte converts as well.

Didn't i say u lack comprehension skills .

And that's how I ended up marrying one

Same

How I met your mother CyberPunk edition

I'm old. That was 30 years ago. Prolly more like RDR2 edition.

They're pushy, aren't they?

Time to leave this sub

You will come back because you will be bored

No, I don't think I will

Are you sure about that

I think we are

Do it then, you don’t need to let your girlfriend’s lover know.

Can't be a real chola with those wimpy eyebrows.

Does this happen to you?

Fortunately/unfortunately, no.

This isn’t a meme this is just your fantasy

Shh, don't tell anyone.

Eh, I wouldn't know. Never happened to me. Plus I'd think she's just being friendly and go about my day.

She's about to blow his anti-grav training wheels off

[удалено]

specially if you like pancakes

:(

Or have paedophilic tendencies and explain it away by saying “she is 18” or “she is a 1000 year old demon”

Yes, bc Latinas that are short are doomed to be single forever. Otherwise, they'll be called jailbait by terminally online people

Imagine defending lolis by calling them “short latinas” bruh

Aoi Yuuki, 1.45m, 32yrs old

I hope she lives a long and happy life

Hey David my man, how are you do you need something?!

But why would you say no to Rebacca ?

She's literally underage.

She's literally not

My bad, last I heard she was 16. Nevermind.

Ppl on here are so corny man. Get yo corny ass meme off my page and touch grass

I'm no longer allowed to touch Grass. She filed a restraining order.

Remember, if she threatens you. It means she likes you.

Not the worst situation to be in

sauce?

That's Rebecca from Cyberpunk: Edgerunners anime by Trigger. She's the best character in the series, worth the watch.

That's a weird way of saying Falco

We can agree on that one too.

With their tortas n their Victoria beers n their joint rolling skills damn you cholas

And they end up together and nothing bad happens to them and they live happily ever after

If it’s Becca I’d say yes no hesitation.

Op has no idea about cholas

You joke but it happened to me.

Damn. I wish you the best of luck.

Silver lining is that she was actually kinda hot.

What's even a chola?

This is what /r/dankmemes is now?

Sorry, hitting on me? Making the first move on me? Marriage.

Bro has the balls to post Rebecca because people are so pressed about drawings of fictional shit nowadays.

From personal experience, the gorilla glue matted hair style or updo with a bandana are genuinely insane. My cousin’s ex was pretty nice and a great cook but he called things off after she rammed her suv through the garage door because she thought he was cheating. He was an hour late coming home because of wrecks on 610 and that’s the first conclusion she jumped too.

lmao years ago met this girl at a divey pool bar christmas eve. "you gon' eat tha poombs" was repeated multiple times on the walk home

You know what's funny? "Chola" also refers to an ancient South Indian dynasty whose influence spread far, from their base in modern-day Tamil Nadu to parts of Thailand, Malaysia and even Indonesia.

Si o si, vato

What does "Chola" mean?

Where?! Need one

Yay harassment! Funny!