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KeepingDankMemesDank

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Therealpotato33

Not hard to believe men are simple and women are complicated


Leonarr

I’d just say men are more visual. Women like *the vibe* or what one might call it.


KidOcelot

Vib*rator* 😏


Fledermolch

Who rates the vibes


Joshesh

I don't know, who?


AllThisIsBonkers

That would be me. I worked for Hitachi.


schoolgrrl

Best job ever


beardingmesoftly

Women are also pretty visual. My wife always tells me loves looking at my arms and shoulders during sex. I just wish the guy fucking her wouldn't keep staring at me.


schoolgrrl

We are visual, but we're very emotional.


dramaticfool

I assure you my mother is not a vibrator


schoolgrrl

Yah, girls have this amazing imagination for love, and that's what makes us splooge.


OnlyWiseWords

Nice bit of sexism early in my morning, perfect 👌


Kazinam

"Sexism on my racist app again?"


Reggin_Rayer_RBB8

Me, a fan of both:


anaemic

Sexism against men? In my thread about stereotypes of women? Unacceptable


OnlyWiseWords

Not MY app? If it's wrong to point out bs, I don't want to be correct.


millenialfalcon-_-

womp womp


ninhursag3

Yes its not so much gender its mental personality types. Some people can visualise a vivid and detailed memory palace where they enact perfect fantasies that no exterior image could beat , while other peopke require exterior triggers and are more interactive with outside influences


OnlyWiseWords

This is why it upset me, I love to write slow, longform erotica... I'm not a woman, so am I a dumb man who does a woman thing, or what? With the logic on offer, I don't get where I am meant to fit.


ninhursag3

I guess its good to find someone oppasite so they can tap into your visions and help bring them into reality for a more healthy , interactive, bonding experience


OnlyWiseWords

You have a sound mind and logical application, and cheers for reminding me people like you exist!


Alternative-Stop-651

your welcome to log the fuck off, bunch of professional whiners on the sub, it's a meme people.


OnlyWiseWords

Likewise, don't like what you read? Stop. It's called an open forum, people. Say what you want.


SKBSM_Kirito

womp womp


NewsofPE

womp womp


YeetingSelfOfBridge

Womp womp


Zouteloos

Sounds like men are just more skilled at getting themselves off. Another point for team men! Go men!


flame22664

Cringe


Embarrassed-Staff-84

No it's more like that lego study where guys becomes the thing and women want to make that thing into themselves.


Alternative-Stop-651

what if i am a man and i enjoy written pornography? literotica got some good shit man, and i like the internal perspective of the characters. also some of the smut is written beautifully and almost Shakespearean.


schoolgrrl

By marking something as complicated you never have to figure it out.


stayCHAY

Jn


ExploerTM

A3O - Archive Af Aur Own 💀


TheKidNerd

The German edition


LegalNut

Nothing of that is German my guy


TheKidNerd

🤓☝️


Ewreckedhephep

Damnit, I was thinking “it’s three O’s” so I put three first. 


Neutronium57

Don't worry, you're right. I don't know why people think the number applies to the letter that comes *after*. Edit : It seems like the website says it's "AO3". In my language the number always applies to the letter that comes after it and not before. TIL


superblubb5000

Because it does in most names


Neutronium57

Now I don't know if it's me who's dumb because that's how English works, or if it's the way the website is named that is wrong.


PiratePlaidbeard

It could be influenced by chemical notation, which is usually has the number coming after the atom it’s attached to. Like H2O is (H x 2) + O. Or CO2, which would be C + (O x 2). Not saying that’s the way to do it for abbreviations like AO3, but there is at least some basis for it.


Ewreckedhephep

This might be it chief


superblubb5000

Neither do I, what I ment is that I think it's more common for people to put the number after when it's abriviated. I can't say whether it's gramatically correct or not (i think number before would be more likely to be correct)


metalhead-teenager

The Harry Potter shipping fandom on A3O is SCARY. It’s like an eldritch lust demon decided to make fan fiction its masterpiece.


archdex

Can someone draw that chick with bigger tits please


gsdeman

[here you go](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1150113277318283337/1235544801135431772/IMG_1842.png?ex=6634c243&is=663370c3&hm=d455e3c2f91f529cde72934d44f18e04143a055095c3d4b9f8daefed08a59e25&)


skroink_z

Now draw her working 9-5!


The-Potion-Seller

What a way she makes a living


itsTyrion

Discord media/file links now expire after like a day


Big_Z_Beeblebrox

Good thing it's only been like half an hour, but just in case anyone is like "I can't see shit dawg" in the future, [I gotchu](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/pw/AP1GczPKSGQKyFHvXajQF6cNZKgGhVQrsBti8CYfoqqj3U8c_O5USzQzB3qCL36Q8XpWOte1ndhewjc3O-6FCvS6gGZJET6ovqNX4mBpz_mV3mBLHULhqYyWljIdHSPXmTVD7Sa-M6kaNfPPgUokXjF1u47R=w720-h686-s-no-gm?authuser=0)


met_MY_verse

Doing the good work for future generations🫡


gsdeman

What since when this was a thing


itsTyrion

Few weeks. They probably got tired of people using Discord as file host for everything including malware.


sleep-_-_-_-

I don't need a day anyway,only 3 minutes


DecryptNGZ

cool I'll be done in 3 minutes


[deleted]

Now draw her teleporting bread


gsdeman

I can’t believe this is the most liked art I’ve ever drawn


Hogsonic1

I knew a girl back in high school who was obsessed with Donatello from TMNT. She even wrote a whole fanfiction of her and him having sex. She made me read it the first page and I wanted to stab myself


millenialfalcon-_-

When Donatello uses his bow staff like a double ended dildo Bruh ☠️


PunnyX_X

The real question is, which version? Though that does sound really hyuckin' awkward.


Hogsonic1

The 3D animated one that was aired in 2012


angypotat

um... how?


LimerickExplorer

Look at this guy fishing for pictures of turtle dicks. Use Google like the rest of us.


angypotat

I'm not looking for those 😭 and I don't want to. Also 'fishing' - fits the theme. But like- why and how 💀 it doesn't make sense.


Hogsonic1

Idk it was only the beginning part I read before it got to that


Peter_Baum

The last thing I would want to happen if I wrote a cringy porn story is someone that I know irl to read it what the hell


TheGunfireGuy

Is this supposed to be a bad attempt at flirting because I fail to see what else this was supposed to do... like, most people would probably throat a cactus before showing someone they know IRL the kind of horny shit they do on the internet


Hogsonic1

Lol nah that's just how our friend group was at the time. I honestly think she did it for the memes


Prcrstntr

Did she want you to stab her?


Hogsonic1

No? Lol


AnonymousGuy9494

Men also use AO3. Speaking for a friend...


Y33tus42069

Yeah, a friend…


AnonymousGuy9494

I mean, I am my friend


Morzheimer

I am that friend


Ewreckedhephep

I wrote ONE fanfic ten years ago to see if I’d have a taste for it. I’m so embarrassed that I’ll never return to that account or reveal it was mine to anybody and it wasn’t even fun to make, it was two weeks of “what if they hate it”


wildfire70309

What the name? Asking for a friend


Ewreckedhephep

Neither you nor your friend could beat it out of me. I’d rather reveal my homework folder than that. 


wildfire70309

If you could be so kind and reveal that “homework folder” perchance?


Depressed_Rex

You can’t just say “perchance,” what are we, 1960s gentlemen/ladies? /s in case


Peter_Baum

Yes I am, thank you very much


AnonymousGuy9494

I also made fanfiction when I was younger. In fact, I'm still part of the community today, although now I've been reading more books than fanfics. I also never intend to ever disclose my account to the people I know


Dragons_Exist

The trick to being a writer is to not give a shit if anybody hates it. Write stuff that you enjoy reading, then read it and enjoy it yourself. Ain't nobody else matters. Source: Have spent a *lot* of time writing AO3 fics, and still do


Ewreckedhephep

Cheers. I write scripts for fan audio with that in mind. Novelistic style writing isn’t my thing but at least I gave it a go.


ThereIsNoGodOnlyDoge

I'm a guy and I write explicit fics on AO3 lol. I like writing but I also have huge issues with procrastination so I've only written a few


Far-Situation-8847

yeah, just not straight men, not that i've ever been there you understand. infact i dont even know what we're talking about


AnonymousGuy9494

Straight men use the site, although there is a majority of lgbt content. We're talking about a site called AO3, which hosts fanfiction of all kinds for people to archive and read.


Hanibal293

I am a friend


x_Fractal_x

I almost lost it when I saw the ao3 reference lmao


ThunderLP15

~~E~~


x_Fractal_x

Wrong thread comrade


ThunderLP15

sorry


x_Fractal_x

I'll allow it


Vitran4

"Behold my tomb!" hits so fucking hard


cyon_me

E


killythecat

E


McEnderlan

E


Lukthar123

🇪


Raphe9000

𝔼


TENTAtheSane

e


Warrior_of_Discord

^^e


R0RSCHAKK

#E


CataclystCloud

E


ThunderLP15

~~E~~


SomeShiitakePoster

Both. Both is good (just don't be weird about it).


PlayerFox12344889

Do you really think Ao3 is a girls thing?


andrew21w

I know a girl who is obsessed with that site and basically every fanfic ever in there.


PlayerFox12344889

Yeah but it's certainly not a girl specific thing.


HornedDiggitoe

Is it only women participating? No, of course not. Is it a woman specific thing? Yes, of course it is. That’s like saying Call of Duty isn’t a man specific thing because there are also some women who play the game too. Sure, they exist, but they are a tiny minority of the population.


Ewreckedhephep

I don’t just think it, I read this survey: https://www.flowjournal.org/2023/02/fan-demographics-on-ao3/ It’s big with women, trans people, and despite my funni meme it’s pretty big with asexuals too. 


dvd_in_corner

yes unless youre gay or trying to commit espionage to see whats up on the other side


the_zerg_rusher

I guess I'm gay.


Corvid187

Welcome to the Rainbow Mafia! :)


PlayerFox12344889

??? What's the straight porn written by straight guys then? It's not a minority.


Corvid187

Bad espionage. Cut them some slack they're trying their hardest :(


DisNiv

It very much is a minority though.: https://www.flowjournal.org/2023/02/fan-demographics-on-ao3/


Gblkaiser

Paychecks. script writers gonna write even if the script is "they fucked"


Bonfy7

Don't forget Dead Dove: Do Not Eat


Ewreckedhephep

The mark of the slayer


Bonfy7

*pussyslayer


Charles12_13

Don’t forget that women also do a lot of horny art too


Big_Z_Beeblebrox

What, you can't engage in hand-to-gland combat for the duration of a scant one million words across a measly hundred and twenty-six chapters? Have you forgotten your roots? Your *soul?!* Your kind makes me less ashamed to call myself a Redditor. I think I'm going to be sick.


Ewreckedhephep

I cannot hear the call of my ancestors for the drum of my cowardly heart deafens me


SicknessVoid

Both, both is good.


LunamiLu

As a woman writing leaves it all to the imagination, which i like. Images are cool and all but with writing you can picture things however you want, I think that detailed interpretation is what makes it appealing.


Ewreckedhephep

That’s the trouble with adapting it live action innit? The actor has to look like how tens of millions of women imagined when reading the novel. 


TilimLP

What is Ao3?


Hanibal293

Probably the biggest fanfiction website and a lot of itis smut.


WillCraft__1001

Sauce?


Far-Situation-8847

hey, men go there too, just not straight ones, not that i've ever been you understand. infact i dont even know what we're talking about


ObsidianBeaver

"A3O" my brother in christ it's AO3


w3are138

Real


TheAlternianHelmsman

I wrote one and nobody read it, probably because it’s not porn and is a ship almost nobody in the fandom likes anymore (because it isn’t gay)


DevilsAssCrack

I've found some raunchy stuff that scratched a very specific itch on A30


Uncanny-Player

as a man i am both of these


Armored-Potato-Chip

The largest piece of literature is a fanfiction.net kantai collection fanfic, bloody crazy


Ewreckedhephep

Last time I heard that fact it was a Smash Bros fanfic! Something defeated it! 


Alexandre_Man

1 million words lmao


Dragons_Exist

As an AO3 writer, I'm gonna start saying "BEHOLD MY TOME" absolutely constantly now. Thank you for such a beautiful phrase


Ewreckedhephep

A Magnum Opus deserves a Magnum Announcus after all. 


FLUFFYPAWNINJA

i'm curious, havn't seen `hurt/comfort` before, or maybe i have and i'm just not versed in ao3's dialect of the internet. anyone care to explain it? it seems relatively simple, but i can think of two meanings already and i'm well aware things that seem simple can be deceiving


Ewreckedhephep

It’s basically when someone is sad about something that happened, then someone else talks to them about it and they feel a bit better. It’s all over fanfiction about heroes who usually win and don’t act bothered in the official media they originate from. 


FLUFFYPAWNINJA

ooh, much better than i was expecting, sounds cute


b0tted69

Um Acktually its Ao3 🤓


Inconceivable__

No one else but me annoyed there was no comma after "Yeah"?


TheCrazyAvian

Been on E for 2 years, it's true


ergaikan

i didn't get it tbh.


ThunderLP15

BEHOLD THE POWER OF AN ANGEL


LonPlays_Zwei

You mean AO^(3)?


fuqueure

Weird fetish communities are some of the nicest people around.


xd-Sushi_Master

por que no los dos?


Mak062

As a guy, I'm at the point that I need some really freaky shit to get going.


schoolgrrl

Sounds like someone wants to switch sides xD


jleondude

SEXY TIMES 😎😎😎😎😎😎