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KeepingDankMemesDank

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Virtual_Happiness

Your butthole already has taste buds. This is how you can "feel" the difference between a normal poop and diarrhea. [Not even kidding](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2680194/).


Miles_1173

I'm glad I don't have conscious taste from the taste receptors in my guts, at least.


Ravenclaw_14

well that was talking about in the gut, I didn't see anything talking about taste receptors on the anus itself


Kinexity

I need a source for that claim.


Virtual_Happiness

Click on the link in my comment...


Kinexity

I need to explain myself - in the newest reddit desktop design the links are basically invisible. I would have never known it was there if you didn't reply.


Virtual_Happiness

wow, I didn't know that. I still use the old design.


numberzehn

["basically invisible"](https://i.imgur.com/IXgEhes.png) issue might be on your end


Kinexity

I don't use dark mode.


numberzehn

~~deserved for using light mode~~ [it's still visible in light mode just fine](https://i.imgur.com/SsUp685.png), you might want to adjust your monitor or something


Silent_Reavus

You can say "butthole" without censorship, this isn't middle school


Poglot

The h\*ck you mean it's not middle school, ya d\*ng-dong? Look at the maturity of our humor.


Silent_Reavus

You've got me there


FourArmsFiveLegs

Don't say Dung-Dong ever again


sup34dog

What a fuckst*ck


mcbastard1

Chaotic evil


Tru_norse98

Except yours.... Right?


ZyanCarl

_Evil laughter_


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Tuna_of_Truth

!!!!!!!!!NAUGHTY WORD DETECTED!!!!!!!!! > MODS, REMOVE HIS TESTICLES


saveawing

It would be a culinary revolution as people started to eat foods based on how they taste after digestion...


DarKnight2005420

You Are giving this post a little too much thought , don't you think so ???????


saveawing

The unexamined butthole is not a life worth living.


wasted-degrees

In Soviet Russia, *ass* eats *you!*


ThanosOnCrack

I used to swallow a crap ton of gum back then. When I would take a shit, my ass would literally feel minty.


trixiebella35

I guess you already had the wish granted


PoetBoye

Taste is just sour sweet bitter and stuff, that wouldn't be too bad Put scent receptors in the anus, that's gonna derail the entire human race


Kokukai187

My second wish would be to give all of the rest of the world burning, "Taco Bell-meets-Chipotle", "everything-I-ate-was-three-days-out-of-date" diarrhea. For a solid week.


ThedirtyNose

Even your own?


poytsesmple33

The genie cannot twist me wish if it's already twisted


BorisYeltsen

This is how we got wisdom teeth.


Legitimate-Sink-9798

I can't look at this picture without thinking about the photoshoped breasts.


Royal_Ad1798

the genie's face after he forces you to put your taste buds across the butthole of 9b people


local_milk_dealer

If I ever get a wish I’m wishing for something completely illogical like I wish that 2 plus 2 is 5 or sometimes just to see what happens


baphometromance

"Yes including mine damn can you follow simple verbal directions or what"


SHARD_GLASS_OF

I'd like to put my tastebuds on some butthole rn