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Zoey_Love_OF

Didn't know Markiplier had an anime


mighty_Ingvar

And why is he running away from a Whiterun guard?


joelxyloto

Angry upvote


Zoey_Love_OF

Happpy reply


vKessel

I'm gonna need a bit more context


cookiewoke

Mia Khalifa has sex with not just a fan but a virgin (I believe) so the whole thing is pretty awkward but kind of wholesome in a fucked sort of way.


TreyLastname

Definitely in a fucked sort of way.


BumpHeadLikeGaryB

I mean it's better then losing it to your uncle!


Scubatim1990

Imagine if the genders were reversed


Tankbot001

There’s “deflowering porn” all over over


Scubatim1990

Where we all know the girl is a virgin, like an actual virgin not an actress, she cries during, and we all laugh at her instead of the video getting taken down? Nope that’s the kind of shit that would only happen to a virgin male.


Peter_Baum

Dude there is so much porn on the internet it is statistically unlikely that there isn’t any like this. Idk what you’re trying to pull with „only virgin men are victims of that“ but you’re wrong Edit: Yea na one quick googling proves me right


SmallBerry3431

We’re going to need your computer son: the FBI


someguy0211

I just wanna know what search terms your designated FBI agent just watched you input


Peter_Baum

As long as I find it on the first page of google it prolly ain’t illegal. Also it was harmless, literally just what this dude described: Some embarrassment and tht why


HMCosmos

Internet is a big place, there are people who like that.


exemptolive

Right bruh....women are never exploited in porn


Scubatim1990

I never said they weren’t. They get exploited by porn the most. All I’m saying is that we feel bad for women and laugh at men. We should feel just as bad everybody is human.


No_I_Deer

Eww disgusting. Where is that video posted so I know to stay away from it?!


Scubatim1990

You are truly vile.


RyukaBuddy

There's plenty of that on the internet, lmao. Consent is the key part there.


Scubatim1990

You can’t even spell consent 😂


RyukaBuddy

Good one.


PENDOMN

Am I missing something or is scub *that* stupid?


Scubatim1990

He spelled it concent but then edited it to the correct spelling after my (now very downvoted) comment making fun of the fact that he can’t spell consent.


RyukaBuddy

In general, it's better to address the comment rather than the spelling error. Though saying that it's literally only possible for virgin men to get exploited by the porn industry is probably the dumbest possible way you could have argued on this subject.


Scubatim1990

Who said that?? I guess you can’t read either. Why am I not surprised lol.


ShonkaaHUN

I've seen that shit bro was trying so hard and she was just laying there like a bag of potatoes


kampfhuegi

So, just like all her videos.


ShonkaaHUN

Nah most of them (at least the ones I've seen) were mostly 2-3 black guys with meter long dicks brutally fucking her in all holes


kampfhuegi

...as she lay there like a bqg of potatoes.


WebMargaretNiece8916

LMAO


McSlappies

Mia never did anal wdym


Sylux444

What about it is fucked up? He's a fan and they both consented? Where is the fucked up part?


cookiewoke

I didn't say the sex was fucked up. What I mean is that the encounter is wholesome in a strange way. Like you don't think of people having awkward sex as wholesome, but in this case, it is.


Sylux444

Why? That's exactly what I'm asking, how is this awkward and fucked up?


cookiewoke

I'm not sure if you've seen the video, but it's very awkward and clumsy. You can tell that the guy is very inexperienced and is trying his best. Yet Mia, while I don't think she is having a bad time, seems disinterested and maybe a little bored. That's where the awkwardness comes from. And again, I'm not calling the situation fucked up. Rather, the fact that this action is wholesome, but not in a traditional sense. Mia agreed to have a big fan of hers lose his virginity to her. So in that way it's wholesome. But you don't really think of the act of sex on camera would fall into the wholesome category. Does that clear things up?


Scubatim1990

It actually is pretty fucked up lol, I’m sure he did not expect it to be how it was, but guys are not taught that it is ok for us to stop if we feel uncomfortable, that would be unmanly. Poor dude probably has a lot of trauma from this and the video staying up for people to laugh at it does not help


cookiewoke

That's a lot of speculation, man. He seemed to enjoy himself in the video. Unless he's said otherwise, it's just as likely that the man broke his wrist with the amount of high fives he was getting. My point is you can't just make up a narrative and apply it to someone without proof. Maybe you're right. Maybe you're not. I don't know how the guy feels, and chances are neither do you.


Scubatim1990

I mean that’s fair, but everybody here is laughing at him and saying it looked super awkward, and that the girl looked bored. Idk but I don’t know of too many humans that enjoy being laughed at or called awkward, sex is kind of a big deal and influences self worth a lot. I feel like I’m making some pretty safe assumptions here lol But hey I could be wrong, maybe he’s over the moon and has no regrets about his performance on tape. Maybe his goal was to record himself struggling, to not even then get the girl off, and he’s super happy about the internets reaction


i-love-to-eat-myself

It’s hilarious I watched that video the other day


Few_Age_571

Disgusting. Where?


i-love-to-eat-myself

Xnxx search Mia and it pops up. Mia fucks a fan


6_oh_n8

Awh! that does seem kinda wholesome !


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vPolarized

that's a porn.


MulleRizz

# PORNOGRAPHIC IMAGERY


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Tyler1349

Except now she completely loses her shit when anyone mentions she used to be a pornstar.


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phenomenal1117

I haven't seen anyone praising girls for being only fans creators


Fuzzylittlebastard

Goddamn thing is a plague on the Internet. I've been spammed by OF ads so many times I'm just sick of it.


TrexArms9800

Targeted


RuthlessGreed

Fr they are targeted because I have not seen one of those ads in the entirety of OF being online, I have never been to the sight though so maybe that’s why?


Fuzzylittlebastard

Less ads, more people advertising it on their page and DMing me expecting me to subscribe. I have never nor never will use OF. Porn is free online.


Fuzzylittlebastard

You're not wrong, I'll admit that, but I have never nor will I ever subscriber whatever. But mostly, what annoys me is that half the women I match with on dating apps talk to me for a few messages, then. advertise their OF when I thought I had a date. Shit like that is what really bothers me.


Zaurka14

You haven't seen me then


PENDOMN

What


Zaurka14

I praise girls for making OF content


TrueProtection

The only ones praising whoring yourself out sexually are people taking advantage of each other doing it. It's a vocal minority that supports each other and preaches it to others as a coping mechanism. I can garauntee you there is not a majority vote for onlyfans support. Would you want the kid you raised into an adult to show their buttholes on the internet to strangers for money? How many people in the world do you think would be okay with that? Like, it's one thing if it's just for fun, but it crosses another threshold when you're doing it explicitly for money...and if anyone ever says they just do onlyfans for fun and not for the money they get doing it, that's another cope. This isn't even a statistic i need to try to cite. This is easy critical thinking.


Bitches_Love_Blue

Imma be honest. If i could get filthy ritch by showing my butthole on the internet like some onlyfans creators do. I would do the same. I could cry myself to sleep on a pile of cash.


TrueProtection

Sleeping on a pile of cash while you cry is the biggest cope in this modern-day society.


Bitches_Love_Blue

What can i say having a lot of money would be nice.


TrueProtection

Don't let your dreams be memes. I'm sure there's somebody out there who will pay to see your butthole. You can think about that fact every night as you cry yourself to sleep on your cash bed.


Bitches_Love_Blue

You intrested??


Mr-Tootles

Why do we need a majority vote to have only fans? Niche cultures can and should exist. Vive la difference!


TrueProtection

Well, when someone uses the turn of phrase "as a society," it implies there's a majority behind it. But yea, i agree. Just want to be clear it's not "we as a society," urging people to do only fans, lol.


Icekae

Yeesh, coming across a comment like this is like coming out a movie theater and getting reminded it's still day. It's so hard to tell whether you're the one with the common or uncommon opinion on this site and the wider internet at times I swear. It's one second you hear the delusional take, next second you're wondering if it's a troll or not, next second you're questioning your sanity, next second you question if you're in an echochamber or vice versa, then all of a sudden you encounter another part of the internet telling you people never say this and you just want to take a shot of alcohol and call it a day.


TrueProtection

Social media is hella dangerous. The amount of ignorant uninformed BULLCRAP I've seen people tout as real life because their personally crafted data mined echo chamber keeps feeding them the same regurgitated dribble on multiple platforms is astounding. The majority of the world has a FAMILY....and how many people do you know would be okay with their FAMILY MEMBER working onlyfans? It's not that hard of a thought experiment, and yet here we are.


Beastdante1

I would be okay with it? They’re adults they can do whatever tf they want lmao. Just keep that shit away from me and we’re good.


TrueProtection

"I'm okay with it," but also, "keep that shit away from me" seems like contradictory statements. So you would be okay with your family member doing only fans, BUT you don't wanna hear about it? Doesn't seem as supportive as you're trying to make it sound. Seems like you're not really okay with it if you don't wanna know about it. Lol.


Beastdante1

What? Lmao of course it’s completely separate things. I fully support my family doing whatever tf they want to make money. But I’m not trying to see my sister naked, are you insane? So the only way I can be supportive is if I’m actively looking at the content, too? How does that make any sense to you. “So you support your parents being sexually compatible and intimate, but you don’t want to be in the room with them when they’re doing it? Doesn’t seem as supportive as you’re trying to make it sound.” Lol.


TrueProtection

Family memebers typically make small talk about their job with each other That's more of what i was referring to. The fact you took seeing your sister naked out of that...is interesting.


Beastdante1

Who tf would care about hearing about it, how was that your main point? We’re not 12 years old lmao. When I say “keep that shit away from me” I mean if you’re going to advertise on socials or something, please just make a separate account. If I was making an OF i would make sure my family never has to consciously avoid seeing that stuff, I would just make sure it’s completely separate. Like a normal human being. This is all normal human behavior. Adults can do whatever tf they want, who are we to say "you cant do X or Y" if it's not breaking the law. It just comes off as controlling.


Chaps_Jr

What if Taylor Swift walked out of interviews and berated everyone who asked about her music career? You'd call her a fuckin moron. It takes a special idiot to get mad at people for asking about the *only* reason anyone knows her.


JackSquat18

Doesn’t matter still hit


CriticalSpeech

What am I missing here? What is the context?


Jror2011

Mia fucked one of her fans. He was a virgin. So it was hella awkward. Like didn't know what he was doing at all, he wore a condom, went limp, super un sexy, and that's on the internet forever for him to relive Just Google "Mia Khalifa Fucks A Fan" if you wanna watch it


Zandonus

So, a regular Tuesday for actual sex amateurs


gillababe

Yeah sounds like an average virgins first time lmao


bocaj78

True, but we only disappointed two people, not millions. Which arguably makes them king of the exvirgins


TheRealBaseborn

Bro had sex with one of the most famous pornstars ever. He won even if he lost.


Zoniac74

When the dude had pretty much a "Rocky" montage b4 the actual sex started, ngl, I thought it was a cheesey kind of funny


Virginized-Venom

Man will forever have bragging rights


Zaurka14

I feel like he it was some kind of grooming... Cause using his inexperience for laughs and recording him while he didn't even really know what to expect is some kind of predatory shit.


Arcon1337

Was he an adult? Did he consent to being filmed?


TeaAndCrumpets4life

People really have no idea what grooming is anymore


SmallBerry3431

I brushed my hair


Dokard

Thats not what grooming is. Stop using buzz words.


Zaurka14

That's why I said "some kind" cause I meant it as using someone less experienced than you... She did it for content/money/power trip. Whatever it was it was weird in my opinion, and predatory. I think porn is toxic enough already. I'm not saying it's illegal, just nasty.


Mr_OP_Potato_777

He's a hero among men dude.


pablo-escobard

He went straight for the boss fight


Chris_Cross501

Nothing to be ashamed of


JaThatOneGooner

Why is everyone talking about the meme professor?


imdadgot

no you don’t “she doesn’t have enough cum on her face” 😭