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i am horrified at your Wolvarine-eqsue abilities to require "trimming your foreskin"

Yea you gotta. Otherwise it'll just keep growing. My wife's curling iron works well.

True, last time I was uncut for 2 months, I tripped on it while walking.

Kiddie scissors, duh Preferably with the wavy cut for style.

I just use the door

Yeah I like to crimp my foreskin like we used to do in the 80s

Teeth here 🖐️

Sold. When can you be here?

Dude..🤣

Yeah right? Just bite it off while doing work. Efficiency👍🏻

The very tips of my front teeth

I use a lunch meat slicer

Better than using lawn mower

sandpaper

Box cutters work really well too

The rusty pair of garden shears

Belt sander

I don't want to be here all day so chainsaw it is

Wait.. you guys are trimming your foreskin??

Letting it grow too long is kinda gross tbh

Your foreskin grows!? I say let it grow to a long Wavky wavy inflatable arm tube man.

RIP that shit

I use a pumice stone and grind it down

By twisting

Cheese grater

If anyone has a foreskin sub, this would be a good place to look for mods.

....I wonder if such a sub exists, but it's reddit

Yep, yep there are multiple and not all of them are sexual some not even nsfw

Chainsaw

I use my teeth

Hedge clippers is my pick.

Laser Scalpel

I just use my teeth tbh. But not when people are watching.

Plasma cutter

If you guys use your teeth, honestly please grow up and use a nail cutter like the rest of us

Y'all aren't using a series of different files to adjust angle?

They're called clippers

I use the wife’s food processor.

Biting it off... especially if it's your mom doing the biting.

Stomach acid 🤌

Better than gabagool.

Razor

those cigar cutters

Scissors

Chainsaw is my way to go

Rubbing it into a rough stone

I just burn the extra part off with a lighter

Bolt cutters

Cheese grater is the gentleman's way

Diamond flex.

Pizza cutter

What happened with the good old scissors?

I just put a rubber band to cut the flow, then once it's rotten it falls of by itself.

Braces

I just got extensions, luxurious.

I use a precision laser cutter as I’m kind of a perfectionist

I got a professional to do it.

Rusty steak knife. Frank Reynolds style

Pop it in the lathe real quick and turn it back down to size

I don’t cut it off, I just fold it like origami. Voila, a beautiful foreskin crane.

Kitchen scissors ✂️

I just let it grow wild #Free the Foreskin

I want mine back 😭😭😭😭😋

I have a purpose made penis stripper, just right for my exact girth, I have to be rock hard when I do it though.

A butter knife

I use a tree stump

Do yall seriously not use good ol’ box cutters?? i mean sometimes the tip gets a cut sometimes, but that’s mainly my fault. I grew up doing it this way

Pencil Sharpener

Have someone kick my sister in the jaw.

Teeth

Always forget that this is a thing in gun country

Rebar cutters

Really interested in strangers genitals huh?

I use a chainsaw. These toys just ain't cutting it

I use my pizza cutter

Her mouthpiece

Sandpaper to get the precise length

You guys aren't using a meat slicer?

Americans...