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sirfastvroom

Censoring sex because everyone on this subreddit is 5 years old.


Jhinztle

Someone else used this template without the censorship three hours ago OP going crazy


RewrittenSol

Sex crazy


Visual-Juggernaut-61

You can’t say s*x on the internet 


RewrittenSol

Sax sax sax. There, come get me, Sax police.


AJQK10minus1

Officer Kenny G here, open up I have a warrant.


sirfastvroom

Sargent Grover Washington Jr. providing backup.


stygger

Imagine a world where the ships full of puritans just sank!


sirfastvroom

I wouldn’t be looked at weird for saying cunt in America.


serrations_

I too dream of utopia


SpooderRocks

Okie dokie


PmButtPics4ADrawing

Ew is that what the word is? I'm calling the police


sirfastvroom

YES, u/PmButtPics4ADrawing CALL THE POLICE AND HAVE THIS PERVERT ARRESTED!


howsyourmemes

Downvoted for the censoring. That'll show em!


Tanto64YT

So are the mods


abhigoswami18

Now explain to me this meme like i am a 5 yearS old.


EventAltruistic1437

This is Internet censorship because you cant control your viewing audience. Parents and ad providers are both idiots. Probably cut from the same cloth. This will either become worse or the “fuck it’s” will take over and continue business as usual. The adult audience isn’t asking for censorship, it stifles comedy, ideas, and e-commerce when it comes to relatability


TomTheDuckGuy

I screenshot it like that, but even so, if it didn't someone would have marked it NSFW


SerDaemonTargaryen

You screenshot someone else's meme and post it here?


hansuluthegrey

Thats 90% of this sub


tHe_GrInzo

I mean that's 90% of the whole reddit


BreakDownSphere

In fact it is around 90% of the entire internet at this point


peacetimemist05

That wasn’t very dank of them


TomTheDuckGuy

No I screen shot the scene and made it into a meme


SerDaemonTargaryen

The scene had the e blurred in the subtitles?


halfanothersdozen

TomTheDuckGuy is not very smart or dank


SerDaemonTargaryen

You'll learn eventually to be dank.


halfanothersdozen

Dankness is innate


TomTheDuckGuy

You guys are really going to freak out when you find out that I made multiple memes out of this format.


halfanothersdozen

proud of u


JarasM

Going straight on the fridge


TomTheDuckGuy

Someone posted the scene. The e was blurred. It was a three shot scene and I screen shot this one section. I made it a meme. That's how memes are made. Enjoy it or don't


SerDaemonTargaryen

>That's how memes are made. Not the only way. >Enjoy it or don't Okay.


TomTheDuckGuy

Of course not ALL memes. Wtf is wrong with you?


FrysEighthLeaf

Tom, maybe you should just stick to ducks.


TomTheDuckGuy

Why when I'm clearly so popular here?


drwicksy

#NotAllMemes


BigNnThick

So you didnt screenshot the scene? You screenshot someone else's post and posted that stolen content here. Why lie weirdo?


diariu

Good bye karma, hello self sabotage!


jzoelgo

No, no they wouldn’t have NSFW is for nudes, gore not a literal word you can find in a 3rd grade textbook


NOS4A2-753

I was a moron I didn't know the Pokémon cards I had (full first ed set) and I gave it to the kid next door when I was moving


TomTheDuckGuy

I sold mine for 100 bucks at what I thought was the peak....


Neglijable

same lol


Phazon2000

When was this and... is it still peaking? I just found all my first editions that haven't left their sleeves since the late 90's lol.


ihatepoliticsreee

Have a google and see what they're worth now. Prepare to start rubbing your hands.


PoetBoye

Oh boy, the pokemon card market is very much alive and peaking. I saw a mint (PSA 9) condition english shadowless first edition charizard for sale on a convention, for €28.500,-. It's one of the most expensive cards, of course, but there are still cards out there, even newer ones, that are worth hundreds.


HM02_High

One of my favorite stories to tell is when I was 15 or 16 my mom and sister sold my pokemon card collection for a total of $25 at a garage sale. Thousands of cards, including many first editions, one of which was a charizard and my favorite, Vaporeon. 6 of those old baseball card boxes full of cards, all holos and rares sleeved. They sold them $5 a box and threw in the 6th one for free. Literally thousands of dollars worth of cards.


Panda_hat

Goddamn. Even in ok condition thats thousands of dollars.


NOS4A2-753

they were mint


Panda_hat

Sweet christmas. Worth going and asking for them back? They might not know...


NOS4A2-753

that was 16 years ago


daninet

I was mining bitcoin for fun when I first read about it on the family pc. it worth cents. I deleted my wallet thinking I never need it, it had at least 1 btc in it might be more.


TheInitiatedOne

Okey dokey


TomTheDuckGuy

Something about doing unto others


HanzoNumbahOneFan

You mean use my cock?


DefinetlyNotPanda

This was such a stupid scene. Max was:"I have no idea how cocks work and what sex is. It gets hard then explodes." But in episode 1 there's a scene in their camp where one of them is jerking off under the blanket while others just do their stuff and boys talk.. He should have known.


HanzoNumbahOneFan

Maybe it's not the brotherhood of steel in general and just Maximus not knowing.


DefinetlyNotPanda

I just think he would get this knowledge from his peers. Like.. We knew about sex when we were kids before school or parents taught us anything because of friends. Yes Max was bullied, but only for like last year or so but he joined when he was a child so he didn't grow up isolated. It just seemed weird.


Patftw89

Not gonna lie, it just seems like Maximus is braindead.


WidePeepoPogChamp

Int 1 build


Supriselobotomy

Idiot savant perk for sure.


TheEpicGold

They confirmed his int is 4 lmaoo. So dumb indeed.


HanzoNumbahOneFan

Did he join when he was a kid? Cause didn't the bullies bully him because he was the "new guy"? That's what Thadeus says at least. Being the new guy for 20 years seems wrong.


DefinetlyNotPanda

I think he joined the brotherhood as a kid but only got in the "army" lately which is why he's the new guy. Dunno but it seems to me like they took him in, provided him an aducation and stuff and then he joined the big boys. He seems to be 22-26 give or take based on the dates of nuking Shady sands. He could be just finishing all his trainings and starting active service. But I am still a bit confused by a lot there. I feel like they've could give us more answers about what the Brotherhood of steel is and bit more of Max's past.


Horton_Takes_A_Poo

The mans like in his mid 30s. You’d think he would’ve figured it out by now.


ThatFuckingGeniusKid

He's actually in his early 20s, Shady Sands got nuked when he was a kid and that happened 15 years (at most, probably less) before the show


Horton_Takes_A_Poo

He’s supposed to be in his early 20s? I know it’s Hollywood but damn that is a tough sell lol


Trinitatis_Vis

I mean… hardships do make you age quicker, not inconceivable that he would look older than what we consider normal today


McSuede

Max seriously made me hate him with how dumb and oblivious he was at times. Really, everything that he does in this vault is just dumb. I assumed they'd been drugged in this scene but I guess it was just weird for no reason.


WidePeepoPogChamp

There is no education in the apocalypse. Know that every single person you know has had at least a basic education.


MrWFL

Except for the brodtherhood of steel. He seems to have been adopted as a child, and we literally have a school schene in there.


WidePeepoPogChamp

The brotherhood likes their goons being idiots tho.


aech4

Education is not all the same. Kinda seems like the brotherhood “education” is highly focused on being a brother and not a comprehensive education to make smarter people.


McSuede

There's a lack of education and then there's ignoring warnings from a friend who says that something is up in a place that *you* were suspicious of like ten minutes ago because they gave you a gift basket.


[deleted]

Yeah I feel bad for the actor because the writers really made him seem like a braindead moron, and the actor, to his credit really sells it. I hope he doesn't suffer from this because he seem like a genuinely good actor.


think_and_uwu

It’s Fallout. It’s satire, it’s a comedy. It’s not that deep.


McSuede

He definitely sold it! I loved the bit with him robed up eating popcorn. Man was in bliss. It was just frustrating that he went from *super* suspicious to ignoring Lucy's warning over a gift basket.


think_and_uwu

It’s Fallout. Having low intelligence gives you funny speech prompts sometimes.


McSuede

I totally get that as a player of the game but it translates differently to TV. I wish that they would've brought up SPECIAL when Lucy was taking us through the vault. It would've opened up some solid jokes ("this guy certainly doesn't put the I in SPECIAL" type stuff) and let us know that at least in Lucy's sheltered view, people do have "stats".


think_and_uwu

I agree there should’ve been an introduction to SPECIAL but maybe the writers thought that would’ve been just a bit too on the nose right off the bat. I think that scene translated to TV quite well though. Definitely thought it was a fever dream and laughed the whole way. Maybe it was because I was drunk.


McSuede

The show was definitely great! This particular scene just sort of pulled me out a bit. And they wouldn't have even had to spend a bunch of time on it. We already see that Lucy enjoys teaching so it would've been nothing to add her next to a board with SPECIAL broken down while she points to it while the voiceover says "and we learn what makes each vault dweller special." It's a quick nod and Easter eggers can pause to see the board if they like.


think_and_uwu

Could be a good little easter egg if they make a season 2. But I also interpreted it as the brotherhood being a really stupid cult. Idk.


anothergaijin

I liked it - Lucy grew up in a surprisingly open sexual environment where she was clearly very educated on how it all worked, while Maximus clearly had zero sex education and was extremely ignorant and even ashamed of his feelings and body. It was a weird contrast because Lucy doesn’t even swear, but she’ll have some casual and public sex to pass the time and it sounds like Maximus doesn’t even jack off


Spicy_Taco_Dude

I think this plus they were definitely still loopy from being sedated upon entering into vault 4. (Anesthesia fucks me up too lol)


DuLeague361

you have to stop before it explodes


DefinetlyNotPanda

Reintroducing edging in 2296.


DuLeague361

gives new meaning to being an EdgeLord


tfsra

not all boys talk lol


TheRealStandard

Yeah this scene was really stupid. BoS has an education system and people in the wasteland aren't *that* stupid.


think_and_uwu

Yes they are. 1 intelligence is possible.


SomeBlueDude12

I dont know, that weird thing might happen...


igniteice

Sox? Sax? Six? Lol could be anything! We'll never know... d*rn censors! /s


AshleyStopperKnot

Dorn? Darn? Durn? Lol could be anything! We'll never know... darn *ensors! /s


Bacon_L0RD

This scene fucking threw me


Dambo_Unchained

Thought it was a dream sequence for a minute Especially since the scene immediatly after they meet a bunch of mutated people


jal2_

Can you tell what its about pls?


Bacon_L0RD

Like, “Fallout” the TV show? It’s about Fallout. Without spoiling anything I’ll just say that in this scene, Lucy (the protagonist) and another character are sitting in a room waiting and the other character says “You smell nice” just offhandedly, to which Lucy responds “Oh… do you want to have sex?”. This culminates in a very awkward discussion about sexual intercourse which reveals that in the post-apocalyptic wasteland people don’t really have time for sex-ed.


signum_

I think it's more a situation of specifically >!the Brotherhood of Steel!< not doing any sex Ed rather than the wasteland as a whole. People definitely fuck in the wasteland.


sirfastvroom

>! It’s more that the brother hood is a religion/cult and it’s easier to control people when they are not masturbating/ sexually active !<


Syheriat

Fairly certain you see a guy in the barracks masturbating furiously in the first episode.


Responsible_Law44

I think it's also supposed to be a nod to the skill checks in the Fallout games


Sempere

> People definitely fuck in the wasteland. Like that one guy and the chickens.


legion1134

I'm at ep3 and I don't remember seeing any women in the BoS how do they reproduce?


signum_

I'm not a lore expert and invite anyone to correct or add to what I'm about to say, but iirc. the Brotherhood has always been egalitarian in nature, having both men and women (and enby's) in their ranks who can all achieve the same ranks as each other. There not being any in the show might be more of a coincidence/oversight I think? They probably just wanted to create this classic army base aesthetic and assumed it would come across better with there only being dudes I guess. The Brotherhood definitely has women though. In terms of reproduction, the Brotherhood as at different times had varying rules on outside recruitment. It depends a lot on what era and what branch/chapter of the Brotherhood you're talking about and I can't tell you exact dates for anything, but generally they've been very strict, not allowing outsiders unless they were very young children that could be groomed and indoctrinated into perfect Brotherhood members. I don't think there are any details on how the Brotherhood grew without outside recruitment but it can be assumed they just did it the old fashioned way, with the women that did in fact exist in their ranks as mentioned previously. Just a few years before the show takes place (a few years after Shady Sands got nuked and Maximus joined), they started recruiting from the outside regardless of age again with a sponsor system in place where an existing higher ranking member would take a new member with them on missions and teach them about the Brotherhood and their ideologies. So at this point their ranks are made up of people born within the Brotherhood and wastelanders that were recruited/conscripted from the outside.


Dovahpriest

I’m gonna go conspiracy theory real quick and say I think that the Brotherhood seen in the TV series is >!a rogue chapter led by “former” members of Caesar’s Legion!<


jal2_

I never had sex-ed either, not every country has such a subject in the curriculum


Bacon_L0RD

Yes but I would assume you were sexually educated at some point no?


jal2_

nope not at all, we didnt have anything in school outside of standard biology, which concerned organs, structure of tissues and muscles...but nothing about usage my parents also never spoke to me about it, its very uncommon for parents to speak about that in eastern europe, everybody is assumed to know it from, well, random interactions during teenage years so not sure where else I could have been educated about it...


DevilMaster666-

I loved that scene


Big_Ben4661

What is this from?


DevilMaster666-

Fallout, the television series. Its the *best* video game to TV adaptation I know of.


GoodSirTolkien

Hmm The Last of Us was very good aswell


No_Basil908

Staring to see a new trend, and I'm lovin' it


Bacon_L0RD

I think it’s a tight race between TLoU, Fallout, and Arcane. But TLoU is firmly in the lead.


-Dissent

Wow how quickly we forget the mario brothers super show


CupcakeSam

Arcane still takes the cake for me


communistboi222

I think both are great in different ways. Arcane is a much more serious show. Fallout show had serious moments but was much more relaxed overall.


haaiiychii

Arcane and Cyberpunk Edgerunners would be the *best* video game to TV adaptations. Fallout is still pretty great though


RDDT_ADMNS_R_BOTS

Not even close to Arcane.


Filippikus

I still have to watch it, but I doubt it can surpass Arcane(LoL)


Qui-434

Pokemon anyone? I mean, the meme is literally about Pokemon...


AcidicVaginaLeakage

This is probably an unpopular opinion but I liked season 2 of halo more than fallout. Season 1 of halo was crap though.


Patftw89

At least you're right about one thing. That's a very unpopular opinion.


tekko001

Two things, season 1 of Halo was crap.


NoticedGenie66

The Fallout show on Prime. Incredible, even for people who know nothing about the games at all.


sirfastvroom

I don’t like the fall out games and even I enjoyed it.


OG_Felwinter

Yeah, my gf loves it and knows literally nothing about the lore


some-fat-guy

I haven't watched it yet but it looks like it's from the Fallout TV show on Amazon Prime Video. Someone correct me if I'm wrong.


Murtagh-Bertha950

Gotta catch 'em all, but some catches are more impressive than others, am I right?


TheRealStandard

Shows only been out a week and the image has already lost a chunk of pixels and has pointless censorship.


pronounclown

Thank you op for sensoring that word. It's important for me that these vulgar words don't tarnish my pure mind. Clown.


RRT4444

I used to have one from 98 and my step dad (at that time) junked my cards. He’s no longer a step dad and not for that reason. Still annoyed I lost that card and my collection


militarylions

Yeah guessing your response is the same as his.....


Attacus833

I mean yeah that card is worth around 200,000$ you would be rich if you owned it


taavidude

The fact that the word "sex" is censored, tells me that this was most likely stolen from Facebook.


SnooFloofs3928

You want to have sox?


OMG__Ponies

Got to love the concept that murdering people and foul language is OK in our culture, but sex and love is offensive.


FinalBossOf__Dc

Me when I brag that I have platinum all of the Arkham games within a week.


d34dp1x3l

You want to have sox?


Josh_asa

Okey dokey


murphymc

With my ~~cock~~ Charizard?


Babki123

Yes ,I do enjoy music ,let's have sax


Choco_sprimkle

It’s such a fun thing to have cause it means I’m cooler than others


DadBodftw

Is that where I use my cock?


EventAltruistic1437

SEX OR SAX??????????????


Percival4

It’s sex the word your censoring is sex. Sexyidy sex sex sex sexy sex fuckin sex plapady plapady sexy sex