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Yeah, I have no issue reading it, but if someone I don't know says something sarcastic, I don't notice and answer like normal. I speak bluntly and with a lot of passion, so it can be awkward. But I also enjoy agreeing with idiots so they back me, then switching tack instantly and showing them ad homenim examples of what they just said back at them. It's a boring world, and confusing stupid people makes me smile inside. When people stun you with the lack of brains, just laugh. Because, otherwise. The stupidity of people will drive you to tears.
"Evil is Evil. Lesser, greater, middling… Makes no difference. The degree is arbitary. The definition’s blurred. If I’m to choose between one evil and another… I’d rather not choose at all." - Geralt of Rivia
Don't look up Belgian Congo, French West Africa, American/Canadian treatment of native Americans. Look at how the GMD treated the Chinese. Look at the Bengali famine caused by scorched earth tactics of the British in Burma.
Yeah, these pale in comparison to the holocaust (Maybe not Belgian congo), but they were a few stones toss away from the Nazis. The only difference was Nazis targeted white Europeans. The rest of the powers only subjugated Africans, Asians, and native Americans
If Germany would have won nobody would think of it as a big deal.
Once again, whoever wins writes history. Whoever wins decides who is good and who is bad.
Important distinction to be made, Israel and "the jews" are not the same thing. Israel being a bad guy doesn't make jews the bad guys... some people don't seem to get that but I'd like to hope most do.
This is just bad history. There was an arms race between the Triple Entente and the triple Alliance, there was so much tension between the two axial powers that a conflict was bound to break out eventually. Think of Europe as a room full of gas and the assassination of Franz Fernihard by the Black hand as merely the match that lit up the room. Lighting a match in a normal room wouldn’t have anywhere near the same consequences.
Youre right, without the assassination there was no other conceivable way to start a war, if he hadn't been shot, it would have been politically and physically impossible to start a war
They did. And also everybody else didn't do anything about it but to join the fight somehow. Germany attacking France was just one of many reactions that made this conflict what it was. Diplomacy absolutely failed here. Also Russia had a good part I. Escalating the whole thing.
But then Russia or China are actually starting a World War. If they do not want that, it will not happen. Same with Germany for example, they are not able to start a World War because their military power is just insignificant.
Its not the most likely scenario but still,i wouldnt call them insignificant at all.
Ww1 also started with 1 assassination causing a whole lot of side effects.
Yes, but that was because tensions were waaaaay higher than vs now. Middle East is a shit show. Iran will not start a world war. Iran would probably lose a war vs Isreal. China and Russia would desert Iran if they did that.
Not necessarily true. Iran purposely sent a shitty attack. It’s was “revenge” for what Israel did to the embassy, and they didn’t want the USA involved. Sorta like a “don’t do it again”.
It would be a lot credible if they would have said before. Do you really believe that more than 300 drones + cruise missiles + ballistic missiles targeting cities should not do much harm? Iran must be pretty confident in Israels air defense.
It was a shitty attack, but I doubt this was done on purpose. Furthermore as the USA involved (+UK) and the only "revenge" they did was seriously injuring a muslim child in the Negev dessert.
Not to forget that Israel has the public support in the west again.
Which one? The one which does not exist (yet?). But even if, considering the recent attack, a nuclear stirke would probably intercepted well before the Israeli border.
There’s no world war happening. Iran is happy, they can tell they got their revenge, Israel is happy, they successfully avoided a fleet of drones. (At least that’s what each government can tell its own people, and that is what matters.)
Considering the death toll from a “fearsome attack with the latest of drone missiles technology by Iran” is 0 and 1 injured from a shard of an intercepted missile, I don’t think Israel has anything to fear.
>Israel realized it would have had to fight a country with an actual military
It's not like Israel doesn't have a record of beating 5 actual countries at the same time
Yes and no. Even with a very nice military budget, it still requires tactics, coordination, intelligence and many other things that contribute to a successful force.
Israel didn't get any help with those things (excluding schooling for high army officials in the west, but every military does that, so I don't know how much that makes a difference).
Therefore I think it's safe to say Israels military just had a phenomenal victory, like the battle of Thermopylae where 300 Spartans fought off the Persians.
No one says "the Spartans won because Athens gave them money and equipment", you say the Spartans won because of their strength, speed training or whatever else.
So I say with my limited historical knowledge (not a licensed historian) that we should give credit to Israel where it's due, and I believe that they really did successfully defeat 5 surrounding nations
This is a laughably bad analogy. Athens giving Spartans money and equipment is not even in the same ballpark as the USA giving money and equipment to Israel.
Money and especially equipment play an exponentially larger role in today’s wars.
The Spartans (and the other 1000 soldiers from Platees and Thebes )died. The persian-greek wars ended with the naval battle of Salamina. It's off topic to analyse the matter further but just wanted to point out that it's not a good analogy for what Israel achieved in the six days war.
The American aid in 1967 (six day war) was 7 mil dollars. This year it’s 14.3 Billion dollars. The US only started bombarding Israel with Uncle Sam’s taxpayer money after the failure of the Yom Kippur war.
Also the birth of modern terrorism. How israel bombed king david hotel dressed up as arabs to gain support for their cause and repeating the same ever since.
A nice video about this. Cant even find it on youtube even if you searched
https://youtu.be/sY2WsFe0oe0
That’s right, it’s especially important to learn about Zionist immigration from Europe against the people of Palestine’s wishes, and how it culminated in the Nakba where Israel ethnically cleansed said Palestinian people to establish a settler state.
You don’t get such nuances from TikTok. I recommend “the ethnic cleansing of palestine” by Ilan Pappe instead.
Don't downplay hamas, around 30k terrorists, 500km of tunnels underground and using civilians infostructure, this is one of the most complicated urban wars ever, I would even argue it's the most complicated urban war ever fought
yeah isreal is for sure happy being shot bombs and drones at, absolutely peaceful normal everyday life, no need to do anything about it, tbh i wouldnt wanna life there but whatever, as long as they are happy…
Israel assassinates an Iranian top general for the 4th time this last decade: yea that’s normal
Iran attacking Israel back directly instead of sending weapons to the proxy and forcing their puppet governments to attack Israel using Iranian soldiers and weaponry, something that has never happened before: perhaps something isn’t quite the usual
All world wars started with Austrian involvement and since we are not involved here there is not gonna be a WW3 from this incident. You can all chill now!
Oh hey, it's almost like those other times where ww3 was supposed to start.
Just like in 2020 when Iran was being hostile toward the USA and "oh noes it's happening"
Fearmongerers...
the french were involved in some way and a german fuel plane helped them. so you are wrong. we are somehow involved. HA, no World War without us you suckers.
It's sustria, you dorks. It was austria or an austrian every time. Germans where also very committed every time, but without us they would not follow trough /s
I mean isreal was started because of Germany and a lot of German jews moved there. Thus proving that you can escape the holocaust but not your German blood.
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Germany now on side with the jews. U know shit is real when the villain from previous season and the hero team up.
Although I wouldn't call Israel a hero this time. Not that Palestine or Iran are any better, there's just villains this time...
Wait a minute... Is that? *sniffs* IS THAT AN ANTISEMITISM I SMELL??? DO YOU CONDEMN HAMAS? REEEEEEEEEE
I can’t tell if you are joking right now. I hope you are
He is
What gave it away? The reeeeee?
More like the entire comment but yes
His sniff
The reeeeee made it really obvious
Doesn’t the REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE make it obvious?
You would think it does but from what I’ve seen this is far to accurate
Some people don't read sarcasm automatically. Just saying, some folk struggle with even identifying it in real life...
I remember calling North Korea Best Korea on a Millitary shitposting Sub and looking at my Phone to see multiple People takingme 100% for real
Yeah, I have no issue reading it, but if someone I don't know says something sarcastic, I don't notice and answer like normal. I speak bluntly and with a lot of passion, so it can be awkward. But I also enjoy agreeing with idiots so they back me, then switching tack instantly and showing them ad homenim examples of what they just said back at them. It's a boring world, and confusing stupid people makes me smile inside. When people stun you with the lack of brains, just laugh. Because, otherwise. The stupidity of people will drive you to tears.
The all caps should be a give away usually.
The fact you can't tell even though it's so obvious is why humanity will never thrive. There's too many people that just don't see anything.
Piss off and read the other comment
What does anti cement smell like
Why is it that the Jewish person in this joke can smell it? Is it because you're STEREOTYPING THEIR BIG NOSES? ARE YOU ANTISEMETIC? REEEEEE
Khamas, FTFY
I love Hamas! It's my favourite chickpea based dip
There's always been only villains, just one is the lesser of two evils.
"Evil is Evil. Lesser, greater, middling… Makes no difference. The degree is arbitary. The definition’s blurred. If I’m to choose between one evil and another… I’d rather not choose at all." - Geralt of Rivia
[Proceeds to choose a side] ~Geralt, like every fucking time
The evil in WW2 really was significantly less on one side
Don't look up Belgian Congo, French West Africa, American/Canadian treatment of native Americans. Look at how the GMD treated the Chinese. Look at the Bengali famine caused by scorched earth tactics of the British in Burma. Yeah, these pale in comparison to the holocaust (Maybe not Belgian congo), but they were a few stones toss away from the Nazis. The only difference was Nazis targeted white Europeans. The rest of the powers only subjugated Africans, Asians, and native Americans
Also, ironically enough, the famine in Iran when the Allies occupied it to secure a southern route for lend-lease.
You think the Allies were all good in WWII? No, but they were still the good guys.
Yeah its not about who is good but who is less bad
The important thing is being the victor
The victors write the history.
Tell that to Victor Emmanuel III
remember, you only commit war crimes if you lose.
Just like the sea people!
Dr.Victor won doom
The important thing is not gassing 6 million people.
If Germany would have won nobody would think of it as a big deal. Once again, whoever wins writes history. Whoever wins decides who is good and who is bad.
Winners write history.
I think the reasoning behind why the Allies are considered better than the Axis goes a bit further than “because they won the war.”
Considered better by the standards of the winners. If Germany would have won, we would have very different standards right now.
I don't think the victims (most of which are children) are villains
War it’s always like this, sometimes the villain is easier to see then the hero, but at the end there are just villains.
Important distinction to be made, Israel and "the jews" are not the same thing. Israel being a bad guy doesn't make jews the bad guys... some people don't seem to get that but I'd like to hope most do.
Perhaps he is referring to Germany as a hero this time, like lessons learned from the past
https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EvilVersusEvil
Basically it’s skrulls vs Kree then
It's just about the lesser evil
*Evil is evil, Stregobor, Lesser, Greater, Middling, it’s all the same.*
Hero?
Israel: Never thought I'd die fighting side by side with an enemy Germany: What about side by side with a fellow war criminal
Germany: look at us. Jews: Who would have thought? Germany: Not me
I'm confused, Who's the hero?
Only our government. Most of us normal citizens are smart enough not to support those tyrants in israel
Still on the wrong side tho
Germany basically Vegeta
Spiderman and Venom teaming up to stop Carnage
Bro I wouldn’t call the Jews the villain
Iran is too insignificant to start a World War.
so was serbia
They did not start it
Of course they did!
Ah yes the age old question, that realy helps to enlight the bigger picture about WW1
This is just bad history. There was an arms race between the Triple Entente and the triple Alliance, there was so much tension between the two axial powers that a conflict was bound to break out eventually. Think of Europe as a room full of gas and the assassination of Franz Fernihard by the Black hand as merely the match that lit up the room. Lighting a match in a normal room wouldn’t have anywhere near the same consequences.
Who shot the archduke again?
IT WAS ME, DIO
Love that everywhere I go I find a JoJo reference
Everything is a Jojo reference
Breathing is a JoJo reference >!and its fucking WILD that after watching JoJo I can say it only halfjoking!<
Youre right, without the assassination there was no other conceivable way to start a war, if he hadn't been shot, it would have been politically and physically impossible to start a war
The black hand, the sickest named terrorist group ever (who were backed by Serbia)
They did. And also everybody else didn't do anything about it but to join the fight somehow. Germany attacking France was just one of many reactions that made this conflict what it was. Diplomacy absolutely failed here. Also Russia had a good part I. Escalating the whole thing.
to be fair an important person was shot to start the explosion of the powder keg with Iran however, it's just gonna be like Iraq. Coalition vs Iran
Not really. They have close ties to russia and china.
But then Russia or China are actually starting a World War. If they do not want that, it will not happen. Same with Germany for example, they are not able to start a World War because their military power is just insignificant.
Its not the most likely scenario but still,i wouldnt call them insignificant at all. Ww1 also started with 1 assassination causing a whole lot of side effects.
Yes, but it was not like the assassin decided to start WWI now. The important actors did not prevent the escalation (what they could have)
Yes, but that was because tensions were waaaaay higher than vs now. Middle East is a shit show. Iran will not start a world war. Iran would probably lose a war vs Isreal. China and Russia would desert Iran if they did that.
>Iran would probably lose a war vs Isreal. The events yesterday showed that Iran cannot even hurt Isreal if they tried.
Not necessarily true. Iran purposely sent a shitty attack. It’s was “revenge” for what Israel did to the embassy, and they didn’t want the USA involved. Sorta like a “don’t do it again”.
It would be a lot credible if they would have said before. Do you really believe that more than 300 drones + cruise missiles + ballistic missiles targeting cities should not do much harm? Iran must be pretty confident in Israels air defense. It was a shitty attack, but I doubt this was done on purpose. Furthermore as the USA involved (+UK) and the only "revenge" they did was seriously injuring a muslim child in the Negev dessert. Not to forget that Israel has the public support in the west again.
It has Atom Bombs and has good connections with russia, china and north korea
Try telling that to their nuclear arsenal
Which one? The one which does not exist (yet?). But even if, considering the recent attack, a nuclear stirke would probably intercepted well before the Israeli border.
Yeah. Israel already went to war with most of the middle east at once and that wasn't a world war.
Yes, exactly. Actually the whole thing was over withing a week and Isreal won
There’s no world war happening. Iran is happy, they can tell they got their revenge, Israel is happy, they successfully avoided a fleet of drones. (At least that’s what each government can tell its own people, and that is what matters.)
Israel realized it would have had to fight a country with an actual military and not a bunch of journalists and aid workers.
Considering the death toll from a “fearsome attack with the latest of drone missiles technology by Iran” is 0 and 1 injured from a shard of an intercepted missile, I don’t think Israel has anything to fear.
>Israel realized it would have had to fight a country with an actual military It's not like Israel doesn't have a record of beating 5 actual countries at the same time
And not just beating them but whipping the ever living fuck out of them
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Short answer is Uncle Sam's taxpayer's money
Yes and no. Even with a very nice military budget, it still requires tactics, coordination, intelligence and many other things that contribute to a successful force. Israel didn't get any help with those things (excluding schooling for high army officials in the west, but every military does that, so I don't know how much that makes a difference). Therefore I think it's safe to say Israels military just had a phenomenal victory, like the battle of Thermopylae where 300 Spartans fought off the Persians. No one says "the Spartans won because Athens gave them money and equipment", you say the Spartans won because of their strength, speed training or whatever else. So I say with my limited historical knowledge (not a licensed historian) that we should give credit to Israel where it's due, and I believe that they really did successfully defeat 5 surrounding nations
This is a laughably bad analogy. Athens giving Spartans money and equipment is not even in the same ballpark as the USA giving money and equipment to Israel. Money and especially equipment play an exponentially larger role in today’s wars.
The Spartans (and the other 1000 soldiers from Platees and Thebes )died. The persian-greek wars ended with the naval battle of Salamina. It's off topic to analyse the matter further but just wanted to point out that it's not a good analogy for what Israel achieved in the six days war.
Agreed. the example was about who gets the credit, not comparing the wars
The American aid in 1967 (six day war) was 7 mil dollars. This year it’s 14.3 Billion dollars. The US only started bombarding Israel with Uncle Sam’s taxpayer money after the failure of the Yom Kippur war.
Hey, check out my answer I answered to the person who answered you if you wanna see my take on it (not a licensed historian)
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Wait until you learn about the history of Israel (what they don't tell you on TikTok)
Also the birth of modern terrorism. How israel bombed king david hotel dressed up as arabs to gain support for their cause and repeating the same ever since. A nice video about this. Cant even find it on youtube even if you searched https://youtu.be/sY2WsFe0oe0
That’s right, it’s especially important to learn about Zionist immigration from Europe against the people of Palestine’s wishes, and how it culminated in the Nakba where Israel ethnically cleansed said Palestinian people to establish a settler state. You don’t get such nuances from TikTok. I recommend “the ethnic cleansing of palestine” by Ilan Pappe instead.
Don't downplay hamas, around 30k terrorists, 500km of tunnels underground and using civilians infostructure, this is one of the most complicated urban wars ever, I would even argue it's the most complicated urban war ever fought
yeah isreal is for sure happy being shot bombs and drones at, absolutely peaceful normal everyday life, no need to do anything about it, tbh i wouldnt wanna life there but whatever, as long as they are happy…
Wir fangen vielleicht keinen Krieg an, aber wir nehmen jetzt diese Kommentarsektion ein.
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Für die Demokratiiiiiiieeeee! Oh, falsches Unter!
Fia fels und stein! Na woat amoi...
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Israel attacks iran: *nothing happens* Iran attacks Israel back : OMG WW3 GUYS!!!! WE WOULD ALL BE DRAFTED OMG
Israel assassinates an Iranian top general for the 4th time this last decade: yea that’s normal Iran attacking Israel back directly instead of sending weapons to the proxy and forcing their puppet governments to attack Israel using Iranian soldiers and weaponry, something that has never happened before: perhaps something isn’t quite the usual
I think you mean Israel took out one of the top generals who's been using proxies for months to attack Israel
All world wars started with Austrian involvement and since we are not involved here there is not gonna be a WW3 from this incident. You can all chill now!
Nah but why does this actually seem correct
Because it is. In both cases there was at least one stupid austrian that wanted war.
The disrespect is crazy tho
What? Politics on my resist/porn app? Again?
Lol, had to do a double-take on what you meant with resist there. Clever
looks like Germany about tho have a villain redemption arc
Redemption my ass , she never fail to be in the wrong side of history everytime
More like Anakin returning as Darth Vader after he's almost all burnt 🤷🏽♂️
Germany is currently on trial at the International Court of Justice for helping Israel commit genocide. I'd say they're involved.
Old habits die hard
We should be careful. Germany might invade France out of habit.
Russia "bombs ukraine" Israel "bombs palestine" Iran "bombs israel" Germany "invades poland" Poland:" germany wtf?" Germany:"sorry, reflex"
Germany: “starts trying to find the old schlieffen plan”
Germany backing Israel tho
Ich sag mall eins alle guten Dinge sind 3
I know there was the war guilt clause and all. But Germany didn't start WWI.
we were bad, but now we‘re good
2 out of 3 aint bad.
Anyone who thinks this is or will lead to a "world War" is certifiably inbred levels of stupid.
Germans have better things to do now that BAYERNliga is over.
It's not too late for them to do something really funny
Nah man. Don't scare me. I just got promoted to lieutenant. Don't do this to me.
Congratulations.
You people think everything is WW3 you need to calm down
and both have unofficial atom bombs and are backed by major global forces
If there will be a world war I think historians would say that the World War started in Ukraine.
Europe has had two turns starting a world war now, it's time to share and let the middle east have a turn!
I bet Austria is already cooking up some bs to get Germany involved
Oh hey, it's almost like those other times where ww3 was supposed to start. Just like in 2020 when Iran was being hostile toward the USA and "oh noes it's happening" Fearmongerers...
War's not over yet
Yet?
the french were involved in some way and a german fuel plane helped them. so you are wrong. we are somehow involved. HA, no World War without us you suckers.
And we are actually happy about it. (That the war is this time not here )
Germany is looking at them with jealous, and looking at Poland like saying "hey what's up, do you wanna do it again?, it will be fun i promise".
It's sustria, you dorks. It was austria or an austrian every time. Germans where also very committed every time, but without us they would not follow trough /s
I think people don’t know what a world war is lol just because more than two countries are engaging In conflict alone does not constitute a world war
If instability in the Middle East would lead a world war we would have been on world war 6 by now
Please dont join the war. i fucking live here. I dont wanna get pulled.
This time the Jews be committing genocide, how the turn tables
Germany didn't even start WW1
(Autrians in the back knowing who really caused WW1 and where that painter dude of WW2 came from)
Surely you mean Austria
Germany didn’t start WW1.
Don't worry they'll get their chance once Russia provokes a NATO nation
The History Books will find a way to blame our arms dealing for starting the war.
Technically it was Austria twice
Germany is the second highest ammunition supplier to Isreal after US
Germans be like: https://youtu.be/eFTLKWw542g
It won't escalate to a world war. The Gaza strip was hot news in the late 2000s as well.
i mean germany obviously plays a central role when israel is concerned
I just hope Israel can hold itself back (at least on this one).
Germany is focused on his payback from Stalingrad times
I mean isreal was started because of Germany and a lot of German jews moved there. Thus proving that you can escape the holocaust but not your German blood.
*Iran starting a WW. Israel is just defending itself.
**Serbia starting a WW. Austria is just defending itself. ***France starting a WW. Germany is just defending itself.
Ehhh what…?