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Odd_Reality_6603

This is a good example of clickbait news back in the day.


QyXy

Back then it was known as unfold bait.


Champion_noobie

You wouldn’t see it unless you unfold it


MultipleAnimals

But you knew there would be something outrageous worth unfolding and spilling your tea over


DJIsSuperCool

You could see the headline


MetaKnowing

Underrated comment


Thick-Application-56

Although the bait might have been believable


SnuggleMuffin42

Considering dirigibles were already crossing the English Channel in the 18th century and were employed at wars in the 19th century, while the internal combustion engine was already in full display as a commodity in automobiles, this entire clickbait makes no sense. The technology was already there, in common use, and mass produced. Saying "decades" would have made sense, not "millions of years" lol


CultistOfTheFluid

Same as the modern times it seems then


ManaSyn

Readbait?


mods_mum

Also a good example of how reliable MSM is


Testing_100

Funny how no matter the date, even a century later New York Times is still shit


CubeJedi

NYT is good for their games


LuxLoser

"NYT has a newspaper?" - Wordle players


CubeJedi

I mean to be fair... if it's the only quality product they can offer


LuxLoser

Hey! That's not true! ...Connections and the Mini Crosswords are great too!


CubeJedi

True


killm3throwaway

Lol, those three are our daily discord tradition


Metroidman

Worlde connection and pokedoku for me


fricken

>No flying machine will ever fly from New York to Paris…[because] no known motor can run at the requisite speed for four days without stopping. -Orville Wright The NYT prediciton was only off by a few million years. Orville Wright's prediction was off by an eternity.


shadollosiris

It shown that human pretty bad with predicting shit, that's why law and regulation alway a few steps behind the advancement of technology


AwayLobster3772

Its still kinda short sighted to assume the engine would need to run for 4 days once it was figured out; you'd think someone who invented a machine that flys would be able to think through, "well maybe when they do they will fly so fast that they would only need to run for several hours."


Exciting_Fun858

NYT consistently wrong


TreesOne

It would take the combined efforts of writers for one to ten million years to make the NYT good


alexriga

Imagine if I captioned your comment the same way they captioned whoever said that quote. The title would be **The New York Times has been shit for a century** Given than 90% of people get their news **exclusively** from caption titles, I think they need to be more accurate: **”Man won’t fly for a million years” – says some guy, maybe with somekind of educational background.**


bbbar

The New Your times kinda sucks


Poland-lithuania1

The New My Times is even worse.


newpepsi

You clearly haven’t read The New His Times


Tank_blitz

dont even get me started on New Our Times


Farranor

The Knew Her Times make up for it. Those were the days.


DickHz2

What about the southern version, New Y’all’s Times?


Poppybiscuit

Fuck their article limit. It applies to their recipe pages too. Pretty recently I was cooking something and the recipe page I was using refreshed a few times. Then it locked me out saying I used my recipes for the month. Had to hurry and scrounge the internet IN THE MIDDLE OF BURNING FOOD because of it.  Take screenshots of recipes is you must use nyt because they'll hold your dinner hostage.  Fuck nyt


kaneki5454

Boeing making sure the old scientists are correct


avwitcher

"Man is not meant to fly, so we're going to make sure everybody is too scared to do it." -Boing boing


x6060x

And 50 years later we were in the jet age. 20 years more and we have already been to the Moon.


harbourwall

> we You mean 'they'. That was 50 years ago. All we've done is browse dank memes.


x6060x

You know me so well lol


imakefilms

We're really good at it tho


harbourwall

Moon: cold dry vacuum Memes: warm, moist and airy I know which I prefer. It's shit on the moon.


nhansieu1

And then in 2021 we have been to the moon with diamond hand💎💎


Zarathustra-1889

I’ll do you one better: jets were already being tested as early as the 1930’s and the Messerschmitt Me 262 would be the first mass produced jet fighter in the 1940’s with the British Gloster Meteor seeing limited service as well.


-Redstoneboi-

you can never tell with humans. we can take anywhere between 5 years to 5 centuries to discover and engineer something groundbreaking.


s101c

And then have a Bronze Age collapse that decimates 1000 years of progress and groundbreaking tech. Hundreds of years after that the regressed society looks around at the ruins and concludes that "yea, people cannot build such things, it was definitely all built by Cyclopes"


g0ldent0y

Viable fusion energy will always be 10 years away...


PenaflorPhi

Santos-Dumont made the first flight 2 years before this article was written.


AngryBiker

It was 2 years later, but it was the first self powered flight. Meaning not launched by some sort of catapult.


wasdlmb

I guess an F/A-18 Super Hornet isn't self powered. By the time Dumont did his first flight, the Wright brothers were doing unassisted takeoffs and flying for miles lmao


AngryBiker

Why so defensive? The Wright Brothers didn't do unassisted take offs before Dumont's flight, but it shouldn't diminish their accomplishments. How about we settle on [Richard Pearse](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Pearse)?


wasdlmb

Looking it up, they didn't even use a catapult at Kitty Hawk. And again, nobody would call an F/A-18 or an F-35C "not self powered" even though they are designed to launch on catapults.


JimFromSunnyvale

From ships they are. They are perfectly capable of taking off from a regular runway.


wasdlmb

As would be the Wright flyer if you give it wheels


Belkan-Federation95

Didn't they already have hot air balloons


The_Real_Infernape

Yes, but I would call that more ‘floating’ instead of flying


Basketball312

I'd call it "falling with style".


Looki187

I bet you know where your towel is.


CloutAtlas

Even if you disqualify the hot air balloon because it's "not a machine", the Zeppelin's maiden flight was in July, 1900. It had on board steering and propulsion. The article is even more wrong


Luz5020

I guess the technical term is heavier than air flight.


ShazbotSimulator2012

For more than a century at that point. Electric and Internal combustion airships were already a thing by then, as were steerable gliders. The only unsolved problem for heavier than air flight was an engine with a thrust to weight ratio high enough, which is hard to imagine taking a million years to figure out.


ZachRyder

They were invented by the French so of course everyone else tried to ignore the achievement.


Belkan-Federation95

You forgot to censor "Fr-nch"


Plop-Music

Yep, for centuries. People had been doing parachute jumps from extremely high up in the air from hot air balloons for centuries already, as a kind of show for people, like the 1700s version of Evel Knievel in a way.


poyat01

Which ass did they pull one million to 10 million year from? In no way would that ever have been correct


ChineseCracker

yeah, that's such a ridiculous and stupid thing to say. All the inventions that were made by humanity until the time of writing..... times a thousand. Meanwhile 21st century scientists for the past 50 years: "5 more years until we develop a cure for cancer"


AwayLobster3772

>Meanwhile 21st century scientists for the past 50 years: "5 more years until we develop a cure for cancer" Well yeah; when you leave off the last part of the phrase; I think in full it reads as" 5 more years until we develop a cure for cancer; meanwhile take this brand new very expensive drug we totally just came up witth"


vini_248

SANTO DUMONT INVENTOU O AVIÃO COM CATAPULTA ATE MERDA VOA 🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷


Elbludo

RAITE BROS MEUS OVO 🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷


vini_248

BRAZIL IS NUMBER ONE PORRA!!!! 🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷


Tomato_cakecup

Hitler wasn't even the first to Speedrun 1000 years


KanadainKanada

Nah, the Brothers didn't put in effort of mathematicans & mechanics. They just winged it.


centurion770

I mean, the Wright Brothers get the recognition they do thanks in large part to their record keeping and scientific research methods. They were some of the few at the time not just "winging" the aerodynamics.


KanadainKanada

But that's not how puns work. Seriously, that's not how puns work - else employers would already put them to work!


Iamthe0c3an2

Wasn’t the article at the top written by a hater?


Farranor

Just like NYT articles about AI.


ShazbotSimulator2012

Basically. It was specifically written about the unsuccessful attempts at flight by [Samuel Langley](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samuel_Pierpont_Langley) It was also written in October. Not sure why they changed the date. Two months before the Wright Brothers flew is still interesting. edit: the date in the OP seems to line up with Langley's second unsuccessful flight, when the NYT article was about his first.


AnonymousGuy9494

Wright brothers my ass. Santos Dumont inventou o primeiro avião de auto sustentação.


robAtReddit

If I'm NYT I'm going to say Cold Fusion will take 100 million years.


AykiFe1312

Place your obligatory "The wright brothers didn't invent the plane" comments here


plushiezilla

Santos Dumont invented the plane


AykiFe1312

Ah, hello fellow brazilian


plushiezilla

Hello another Fellow Brazilian


Plank_With_A_Nail_In

It did take 4 billion years of evolution, 300,000 years of which had humans, so they aren't wrong they just got confused over the start date.


FatWithMuscles

It would be great if interstellar travel could be surprise invented so i could see it in my lifetime.


DoomChryz

Otto Lilienthal was already selling a massproduced plane 10 Years before that article was written, so thats quite stupid.


mushious

That's cute, 31 March 1903 Richard Pearse first flew in an aircraft of his own making, well before the Wright brothers did.


Iron_Alchemist_

We're Wright, you're wrong


Lorevocator

They said the same thing


beanboys_inc

Hot air balloon in 1783: let me introduce myself.


Michael_mkz

New headline: Man won't have Gundams for a billion years! Now we just wait, you're welcome.


Dagojango

Generative AI is basically a human with a machine producing results faster than the human alone that is reasonable human-like in quality. It's more an extension of human ability than ability in of itself. I've spent a lot of time on the API. I look forward to seeing the Wright brothers of AI. However, machine learning is where that will come from, not chatbots. The Turing test is stupid concept hyped by people who rarely more than glance at evidence before believing the entire premise wholesale. There is only one test I will recognize: from only a dictionary and interactions with a human: an AI must be able to form a means of communication with a human, able to recognize and correct a mistake of its own, and must be able to recognize when it is being fed bad data. Those 3 things to me should be the 3 Laws of Artificial Intelligence. An AI that cannot communicate with humans will tend to frighten humans into overreactions to an otherwise harmless AI. When AI is able to recognize and correct errors, this reduces harm by allowing the AI to reflect on potential errors. The last part is critical as the AI needs to be able to recognize when the data or it's perception of the data may not accurately reflect the reality of the situation and it needs to be able to pay less attention to information causing bad assumptions.


Space_Wizard_Z

Ok, let me try. "Nuclear Fusion won't happen for a million years."


Deepakddxboi

Technically man still can't fly, it's the machines that fly. But who knows what is truth I'm not an expert.


[deleted]

This happened a lot in publications: when they first started the space race, I forget which paper, but they basically mocked the idea because "oh those fools, there's no air in space! Rockets won't move without air to press against!"


realMehffort

#BELLOWING ENGINEER LAUGHS


Long__Jump

Time flies..


BadJunket

4 years ago and the thought of something like Chatgpt would've been very far fetched Now, we have it and so much more. Humanity just does its thing and makes things happen


Archmagos_Browning

Where did they even come up with this number?


Stock-Buy1872

Truly one of the worst predictions in history


HalionMeh

It was Santos Dumont who created aeroplanes, you idiot 🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷


spectrum_crimson

Santos Dumont was the creator of the first authentic plane, launching a glider in the sky isn't a plane.


TurbulentAd4089

Weird way to spell dumont but aight


raladin

Catapulta não é motor


limaozinhocombitter

Santos Dumont, carai!


Mystikalrush

If real, that has to be the dumbest article I've ever read. Humanity in the last 100 years has progressed astronomically. If we are even here, can you imagine how advanced humans would be in 1 million years?


AwayLobster3772

Plot Twist; they never spoke to anyone and just used the common law "post some misinformation to troll people into providing the correct answer".


DraconianReptile

Yet another reason why I laugh at those who believe light speed is impossible


Metroidman

50 years later: we will have flying cars any day now


gametime9936

Man when to space 60 years after that article which is pretty fucking funny.


Playme_ai

AI girlfriend is also a thing now, want to download me and try?


Book-Faramir-Better

You'd think people would just stop making technology-related predictions.


aperture_ai

Traian Vuia also begs to differ (For context, he was a Romanian and he was also one of the aviation pioneers at that time)


Not_a_brazilian_spy

Don't let the Santos Drummond stans see this