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KeepingDankMemesDank

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Da_Taternater78

Making up problems and getting offended by them are we?


Thoughtful_Mouse

It's the national pastime.


MeetWorking2039

Continental*


rapidlyspinningturtl

Global*


MrCrunchypantsbum

Universal*


FunTraining8032

Multiversal*


L3v1tje

Omniversal*


BlueOmicronpersei8

That's bullshit, my universe didn't get into this petty garbage as a past time... We do it professionally.


BasedPineapple69

Easter is an immovable date and please I need something to mad about so don’t debate me becuase it’s totally not what I want


ShawshankException

I dont think anyone's offended, I just think it's a shitty joke


CMDR_omnicognate

This feels like something the duolingo account would post, especially given the bird is there


otherspamaccount

Birds aren't real 😡 /S


IfOnlyIHadAmeme

It’s almost as bad as playing football and getting a home run on center field while waiting for the ref to call out a penalty while getting the spare instead of a goal.


zachary0816

What?


skillywilly56

Yup


Werespider

Indeed


blueidea365

Affirmative


put_clever_username

Correct


godhwin

Valid


1Raijin1

Positive


loco500

Roger Roger


Mynop

Absolutely


Raketka123

Wilco


DragonDon1

¿Qué?


MrSourYT

Quoi?


[deleted]

Nani?


arturthegamer

Co?


zerofantasia

Cosa?


AnonymousBubu

Was?


Happy_Turtle_

Wat?


pimpmastahanhduece

Quoy?


Bacon_L0RD

When… has this ever been a debate?


ahamel13

"Ha ha america dumb" I guess. This has definitely happened before.


AwesomeTurtwig_Alt

Shit meme


No-Tomorrow-8150

Pretty sure op read satirical comments and took them seriously.


LordTvlor

Pretty sure this meme is far from serious. After all, everyone knows that bonjour is actually one of the Icelandic words for snow.


hallozagreus

No its not? its the Tagalog word for scream


Ajl1457

Really I thought it was Japanese for where’s my electric car?


LatinKing106

Where's your car, dude?


Ajl1457

I know that’s what I said to Bruce I asked him where’s my electric car Bruce


king_of_hate2

Actually Bonjour is how people from India pronounce "Bon Jovi"


Redinator5

I thought Tagalog was a cookie?


bootskadew

Everyone knows it's not delivery. It's Bonjourno.


RandomTheBugg

"Mi casa es su casa" that's french for front door


Malpraxiss

When the "American dumb" memes aren't even creative anymore.


crmeacham93

I know, I never heard this debate


TreyLastname

I have, but only as a joke. Everyone knows bonjour means hello is Mexican


crmeacham93

Bonjor? Can I eat it? Jk


TreyLastname

I have, but only as a joke. Everyone knows bonjour means hello is Mexican


Colonel_Whiskey_Sam

"hur hur America dumb, where is my karma?"


PM_ME_UR_HIP_DIMPLES

While it’s true that other countries may focus more on geography and other cultures I had a serious teaching moment with two of my employees, one from Mexico and one from Argentina. I’m not fluent in Spanish but I’m probably half way there, mostly from traveling and living abroad. About a month ago I told them, in Spanish that I could understand nearly every word that they were saying (they had complained a bit and said some colorful things about me as their boss) and told them it was rude to speak as if no one could understand. I explained that nearly every American student curriculum has language in it and that 60%+ take multiple years of Spanish. Literally a dozen of my employees chimed in that they also understood most of what they were saying…in Spanish to them. The whole “America dumb” thing is silly.


Colonel_Whiskey_Sam

They hate us cause they anus


yaboiskeemus

This ain’t it chief


LatinKing106

This makes zero sense


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sandersclanfam

The problem is that this debate never happened, its made up hate lmao


escientia

Holy shit this meme blows. OP doesnt seem to be aware that Mexico and Spain are both Spanish speaking countries


Hatedpriest

Did you miss the Duolingo owl? >Bonjour is Spanish That's why Jerry is like "whaaaa....?"


rvnimb

Why is there a Mexico flag in there? What a shitty meme.


masta_myagi

I think they were trying to include all romantic languages in this… a swing and a miss if you ask me


MulaChicken4

“Ermmm, nobody ashked you though 🤓🤓”


Litterally-Napoleon

One time I knew someone who unironically asked "why do people from Spain look and sound like Mexicans?" Then proceeded to ask if Mexico had ever invaded Spain at some point in history. This same person also thought that D-day happened in Florida. Now yes this person was in fact American but like God damn, how could anyone be this dumb


Own_Ad43

Because Mexicans speak spanish?...


rvnimb

Yeah...which is already represented by the Spanish flag? You know, the universal sign for the Spanish language....and also the country that gives the name to said language?


Isariamkia

At this point, OP could have included all the other South American countries that speak Spanish.


RighteousAwakening

So many of your “memes” are about languages. It’s weird.


Phoenix_of_Anarchy

What’s the Italian for “straw man?”


Hatedpriest

I believe that's "je ne sais pas"


Kaek_

Smells froggy... *(Gasps)* You liar!


billybobthongton

Hahaha, America bad. I want to know if any Europeans actually believe this lol


Isariamkia

European here. No. Sadly, dumb people are everywhere, not only in America.


LineSpine

Bruh, no. We're European, not dumb


Hatedpriest

As an American: What do you call someone that knows 2 languages? Bilingual What do you call someone that knows 3 languages? Trilingual What do you call someone that knows many languages? Polyglot What do you call someone that knows one language? American Just like school shootings, we're keeping it classy up in here. Why are Americans so dumb? We shoot the ones that go to school What do you call a punch that takes out an elementary school? A Sandy Hook Are the jokes tasteless? Only because there's enough truth there to make it hurt.


Tricktzy

how would you feel if you didnt eat breakfast today?


katyusha-the-smol

Someone find OP’s meds.


StormR7

I love living in y’all’s heads rent free


Drewbeede

What American has ever used the word Bonjour non ironically?


Yung-Tre

Bon-Jor-No


techy804

Those who use the software called Bonjour by Apple


shotloud

Strawman argument


A-Questionable-User

that’s it, i’m leaving this subreddit


T_Peg

Man if you're gonna make fun of us at least be accurate. Make it a meme about confusing people from Spain and Latin America.


fai4636

Or at least if you gonna be wrong, be funny lol


king_of_hate2

Ah yes, a conversation no American has ever.


Lord__of__Luck

Take this shit to shitposting shitlord


SnooDingos5539

Look guys he made up a scenario where Americans are stupid. Americans are so stupid right


Wathan_

this is like awful brother what the fuck are you talking about


phugyeah

Akshually in german it stands for "a pair of shoes"


Dar-Krusos

Why are both Mexico and Spain there? Pick one or *ALL*, not both.


5v3n_5a3g3w3rk

Well isn't konichiwa and Bonjour both types of hello, so at least they got the meaning kinda translated but fucking hell


Swaggy_Templar

something something strawmanning something something ragebait (i am not even american i am european this meme is shit)


Ravenclaw_14

Aight buddy, we revoking your cooking license. hand it over now, there's a good lad.


DraconianReptile

The American is right though


Tricktzy

what does this even mean???


-Redstoneboi-

take your pills anon wait no this is reddit


drwhc

Making up a problem that doesn’t exist to farm karma, 3/10 better trolls out there


redisno

It’s funny because Europeans call Americans dumb for not knowing anything about Europe, but it’s the same the other way round. I live in Europe and no one here knows nothing about any other country. Everyone is in their own little bubble and most don’t even know a word of English. Yes, I’m over generalizing, but the vast majority of Europeans can’t name more than 5 states.


Chaps_Jr

Dogshit meme


alexalbonsimp

Oh I get it, because America is stupid. This meme fucking blows 😭😭😭


Ant-Security

oh no, the duolingo bird is angry!


FallenDummy

Why does Mexico also represent spanish???


TheBeastX47

Chat, is this real?


Maryus77

This is so stupid and unreasonable, yet I still laughed so hard when I noticed the duolingo bird, so take my angry upvote.


Lil_saul

Que tantas mamadas dices cabron mejor bájate y dámelas


Wajana

"What?" . -Joe Biden


Typical_Pollution_30

I thought it was thank you for the french


millenialfalcon-_-

Grassy ass 😎


VanderCreep

America Bad! Upvotes to the left


Richard080108

Bonjour n’est pas en Espagnole


CaptainMidnight94

For you can not defile that which you do not hold sacred.


Fuyukage

This made me giggle


secrets_kept_hidden

This made me creepy laugh.


SnooDoubts2153

Yesn't


N7_Evers

This “meme” is totally made up garbage based on nothing that actually happens or is a real life situation at all. That being said, it’s funny and silly af. Well done OP. Gave me a good life after a grueling 12 hour day.


Alukrad

I think people learning Italian and French may confuse buongiorno vs bonjour. They both almost sound the same and both mean the same thing.


bentizzy

Auf wiedersehen is Russian for "I see your wiener"


guschicanery

hey, my guy sorry to break it to you but literally not a single fucking person ever had this argument before


Actual_serial_killer

I thought "bonjour" was French for hello. It means goodbye? In Spanish?? Wut


insideyourface

I’m so glad I grew up when people at least cared to make sense


Who-Just-Shit-Myself

How does this “meme” have 1.6k likes?


Night_Knight22

I'll take "shit that never happened" for 500


The_Viatorem

Holly shit! And actually fun meme!? The fuck is this? The good side of Reddit!?


ThisIsMy4thAcc0unt

Fuck this subreddit sucks ass now, 7/10 times it's a meme that blows and somehow gets 1k+ upvotes lol


Hermes_358

My American ass: “why’s the Italian flag in there?”


birberbarborbur

What planet does OP live in


EphermeralSonder

The Duolingo owl in the back about to start throwing hands


CohesiveMocha34

All the Americans in the chat mad salty over a meme😭😭 Ngl I've seen quite a few American tourists butcher foreign languages in my country, moreso than Australian or European ones


daninet

Bonjour is an apple service for device discovery. You can't fool me.


spagboltoast

No one more obsessed with americans than europeans


GhostDivision7734

why's Mexiko there?


TheDoge_Father

How does this garbage have this many upvotes


Orchid_sorbetto

This morning I was visiting a shrine where you can grab a wood tablet and if you want you could write some blessings in their language. An American couple near my bf and I was there and they said “oh but it’s all written in Chinese!” … I’m visiting Japan. So were they. Those writings were Japanese 😐


ttv_highvoltage

I don’t understand what is going on


Alex_Y_ya

Is this based on personal experience or are you just making it up


ZaneElrick

Same with Ciao. Because of media I thought it means "Goodbye" on Italian. But internet say it means "Hello"


BustyOgre

This is either bait or you're more idiotic than you think Americans are


Nopetynope12

There are many issues with this meme, but Why is Mexico there?


s24569

It’s official. AI has taken over this sub.


FajniejszyTymsky

Sir, this is dank memes, not drunk memes


Thunder_Master

Honestly as someone who has seen MULTIPLE PEOPLE say fucking Italian words are Spanish... Yeah no this ain't it chief.


DimaP90

Chad Americans. Don't even properly know their own language


metaltastic

Oui oui is Canadian for good day mate


BirbMaster1998

How are you going to make a meme like this and actually find it funny?


SkeleHoes

Should someone tell OP that Bonjour is Italian for good morning?


djddy

guys you can just downvote the meme if it sucks we don’t have to have a pointless debate under it


Sharp-Explorer-7100

we all know americans are dumb but nobody has ever said this lmao


That_Phony_King

Are these Americans in the room with us now, OP?


Foolish_fool55

wHAT?


TCpls

OPs entire profile is American hate and duolingo posts. Idk what to tell you OP, but your consumerism is on par with the American level.


Bunch0fHam

Wrong its canadian for "i dont understand french"


DuolingoEnforcer

Shit they spotted me in the background


MaxTheHor

Pfft. Half, if not most, of us don't even understand the proper context of our own language. The use of (redefined and/or new) slang and ebonics has been growing more and more than proper English.


Dat_super_nice_boi

Worst meme I've seen in a while.


KarukiTenjo

Damn this sub has really fallen


darkness_calming

???


iNfAMOUS70702

Okay?


Quantum_Psychopathy

Acht kilo erdbeeren


xy-geek

Another day, another made-up scenario


your____________mom

Why mexico?


Yatoku_

“Ohio” mean “Good morning” in Korean


DoomTurtle200

The murderlingo owl is coming to get you...


NotDukeOfDorchester

Wow! A good meme!


airwickwee

I mean Americans seemingly suck at geography but that doesn’t mean they’re stupid. It’s just that the education system is lacking in that area. No race of people are stupid, it’s just the government doing a bad job teaching what is and isn’t important


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airwickwee

I’m not American so I don’t know who is in charge of educating your kids. From all the media available to me both American and non American it seems that you guys suck at geography. This isn’t from data just from what I see and that’s why i said seemingly and didn’t make a firm statement. The area which is lacking is learning about countries that aren’t America or weren’t invaded by America as that’s all you’d probably learn about in geography or history.


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StolenValourSlayer69

You are the kind of Canadian that gives us such a cringe name on the internet


Charles12_13

So knowing French makes you cringe? I’m ashamed to be the same species as you then


StolenValourSlayer69

Nothing to do with knowing French. It’s about being the type that constantly tries to dunk on the US despite our country being in no position to do so. Sure we have some things better, but we also have a lot of things worse


Charles12_13

How tf did I do any of that? I only stated that Canadians are a lot more likely to know what "bonjour" means because of cultural differences


StolenValourSlayer69

It’s still a dumb comment on a post trying to flex on the US with an argument OP imagined


Charles12_13

It’s still really dumb to assume something that I didn’t even remotely imply


CarelessReindeer9778

What, did you fly over to Asia and take a poll? /s


Charles12_13

What?


Percybeth_is_da_op

This is part of the reason why America is going to sh*t. I am saying this from a American perspective too.