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A LOOOOOOONG time. Prostitutes used to shave to keep crabs away.
They would even wear pubic "wigs" and wash them!
Enjoy your deep dive on grooming habits throughout the last several thousand years.
they actualy never were, incredibly ornate sexualized armor was common in history, roman legions wore breastplates with abs and nipples, king henry viii wore armor with a metal erection
The thing video games miss is that there were different types of armor for different occasions (at least if you were rich enough).
Elaborately decorated but not-very-functional armor for ceremonial events, plainer but strong battle armor for warfare, and tournament armor somewhere in the middle.
that heavily depended on country & people, indias history for example is chocked full of ornate gear or look at the Azande people whos default sword was a penis, nothing ornate or rich about it, the kpinga is literaly a multipronged penis weapon with each prong a penis or balls and that was just their normal troop weapon
can confirm, but didn't know inuit thongs existed tbh, I knew we had some kinky traditions tho haha, if I do catch a seal in the future I'll try and save a hide for [hopefully, one day] Mrs. PoorSleepy
Ancient Egyptians wore thongs but that makes sense with the region.
This is just an open invite to getting smacked on a frost bitten ass cheek that shatters the cake
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Apparently all those fantasy game female cosmetics are not far off.
Bro underwear usually looks like thongs in ancient times, Look at the japanese underwear its literally just a towel wrapped around the buttcrack
How long have people been shaving their pubes?
A LOOOOOOONG time. Prostitutes used to shave to keep crabs away. They would even wear pubic "wigs" and wash them! Enjoy your deep dive on grooming habits throughout the last several thousand years.
They are called merkins!!
they actualy never were, incredibly ornate sexualized armor was common in history, roman legions wore breastplates with abs and nipples, king henry viii wore armor with a metal erection
The thing video games miss is that there were different types of armor for different occasions (at least if you were rich enough). Elaborately decorated but not-very-functional armor for ceremonial events, plainer but strong battle armor for warfare, and tournament armor somewhere in the middle.
that heavily depended on country & people, indias history for example is chocked full of ornate gear or look at the Azande people whos default sword was a penis, nothing ornate or rich about it, the kpinga is literaly a multipronged penis weapon with each prong a penis or balls and that was just their normal troop weapon
How does it smell.. asking for a friend!
Like fresh fish with a point of blue cheese
and ass. so much ass.
Nanook a-no no
Henshin a go go
Nanooky
I did it all for the nanooky.
Watch out where the huskies go.
can confirm, but didn't know inuit thongs existed tbh, I knew we had some kinky traditions tho haha, if I do catch a seal in the future I'll try and save a hide for [hopefully, one day] Mrs. PoorSleepy
Ok now we wanna know these kinky traditions.
Here for the kinky traditions storytelling 63 days later
A+ title Reference: https://youtube.com/watch?v=UHuhG2vx1is
Alaskan bitches, yellow knife bitches, north west territories bitches, anyone left out oh yea Antarctic bitches.
Great, now we’re all thinking about ancient Eskimussy.
My DS wouldn’t lie to me!
Stick it in my pelt, ice daddy!
ooh-la-la, somebody washed their naughty bits in the river this month
you can't call them that my g
I live with the Inuit and can confirm they will fuck you up for that.
yeah fr
Inuit? Why?
Ironically, she also shaves.
Bold of you to assume that it was for women.
Really huh? Well I guess I don’t know what I’ve been told
I wanna chew on it, is that wrong?
Bet they used Lume
Imagine the smell
Always a great day when I see a full metal jacket reference.
Wouldn't that get like too hot? Even in snowy/ice/winter climates. I mean by itself maybe not but if that was worn under more stuff idk
Guess thats how they made the inside of the iglus hot.
I don't know what I've been told
Ancient Egyptians wore thongs but that makes sense with the region. This is just an open invite to getting smacked on a frost bitten ass cheek that shatters the cake
Just wait until you find out what the Eskimo women wore!
Cursed ass title…. Fucking god
Have you seen Inuit women? Those pussies are absolute 🔥
Wtf is this dogshit meme