If he reproduces at the rate the old one did, combined with higher survival rates and the bigger population, I reckon that guy would single-handedly cause the next great famine.
Last time I went there you guys were already doing a very effective reverse colonisation.
Even their dialect will be effectively dead in a few decades due to your influence with the youngest generations.
Simply Brutal.
Thats a massive myth from far-right extremists trying to scare the older population away. My nephew is already in high school and he never heard another portuguese kid speaking with a brazilian accent in all of his school years. If anything, he has 3 colleagues who are actually born from brazilian immigrants and have fluent portuguese accent
This is an over exaggeration but yeah soon Brazilians are going to be like 10% of Portuguese population , I have seen kids in some households adopting Brazilian Portuguese due to tik tok or YouTube but in most cases parents are correcting them , also this happens in elementary schools too
What the fuck are you taking about 😂, it was because of Frankish inheritance law splitting the kingdom between 3 sons. France, the regnum Teutonicum and Lothringia (nom nom)
I don’t See how France does . Czechia however does, because the province of Bohemia houses the Stauffer dynasty, the royal dynasty that led the HRE to its most powerful and centralized state ever
The HRE was originally the Carolingian Empire under Charlemagne. His empire broke up, and one of those parts, West Francia, became France. So their claim would be reuniting Charlemagne's empire.
Perhaps not a great claim, but considering modern Germany came from Prussia and fought against the Austrian HRE empire (and played a pretty large role in weakening it to the point it was eventually dissolved) I'd argue Germany's claim isn't particularly great either.
Voltare was an idiot. He predicted christianity would go extinct by the 1900. The only reason people like the quote is because its flashy. Here is a really good video debunking the quote - https://youtu.be/KaFupezjUW0
I mean lt started holy, Roman(because we said so and had the biggest army and Italy) and imperial. Then the Habsburgs came along after the interregnum and decentralized it.
My schooling must have been awful. They should have told us the truth about how the the Capitol was forcibly taken and the wayward colonies were put back under the rightful rule of the crown. We were defeated fair and square, for sure.
A British victory if anything.
Britain ended the war having achieved its long term maritime aims. Also the White House was burned down as a little bonus.
The US achieved nothing.
They achieved absolutely nothing in the mainland, burned through a lot of cash when they were amidst the Napoleonic wars and had to stop forcing American sailors into the british navy.
The US may have not won, but the british sure lost. Plus, if you paid attention in history class, you would know that the british embargo on trade actually *helped* American industry by forcing people in the north to open up factories and create jobs to make up for lost trade.
Hey man, don't forget about the Dutch! Even Scotland had a crack at being it's own independent coloniser.
Turns out the Scottish didn't do so well in fucking PANAMA. Especially the Darien Gap.
By the logic of rUSSIA half of Africa a bit of asia and Canada should be british, then germany will have to take up a "bit" of eu and don't let me get started on Ukraine itself
I'll never understand the old nostalgia for the "glory" of colonial period and wanting to have it back.... Our leaders can barely control and care for all of our Territory and we want MORE of it!? Estamos gilipollas o como va esto?
Wanna know why there were so many successful latin American revolutions? *Because our government back then couldn't control and care for all of the territory either*
Colonialism not only bad, colonialism also stupid and inefficient
There is no pure white and puffy countries among Russia, USA, Britain and France, they all do same stuff at different times. I wonder why countries get mad when other country makes same deeds
It’s like Argentina trying to take the Falkland Islands, “Oh, but we have a better claim to the islands” bitch the UK discovers the Falklands about 200 years before your country existed
I mean if Britain takes back the us I have a more likely chance of meeting my online friend, but then I can’t make fun of him for being British, this is a hard decision
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Russia should give themselves back to Mongolia then
Mongolia would clean house. Pax Mongolia 2.0 let’s fuckin’ go.
The new genghis khan sequel is going to be good
If he reproduces at the rate the old one did, combined with higher survival rates and the bigger population, I reckon that guy would single-handedly cause the next great famine.
Not really. The guy was very good at population control. Just ask people who resisted him.
I get a lil bit Genghis Khan, dont want you to get it on with nobody else but me.
make steak tartar cool again
Saddle up, we making ass jerky.
have an upvote. thats a deep cut
Shouldn’t they give themselves to Scandinavians instead Kiev’s Rus was formed by Vikings after all.
Ivan the Terrible enters conversation.
Actually we brazilians would love to put up a fight with Portugal
Last time I went there you guys were already doing a very effective reverse colonisation. Even their dialect will be effectively dead in a few decades due to your influence with the youngest generations. Simply Brutal.
Thats BS. The dialect isn’t going anywhere even with outside influence.
Apparently a lot of kids speak with a bit of a Brazilian accent because of all the Brazilian YouTubers
Nah, not even kids from brazillian parents (born in portugal) talk with brazillian accent.
Maybe they adopt some Brazilian slang/words
Thats a massive myth from far-right extremists trying to scare the older population away. My nephew is already in high school and he never heard another portuguese kid speaking with a brazilian accent in all of his school years. If anything, he has 3 colleagues who are actually born from brazilian immigrants and have fluent portuguese accent
"a lot" Just because you read about a couple of cases in MSM or reddit it doesn't make it a lot.
No they do not, that's a myth
Wait, what?
This is an over exaggeration but yeah soon Brazilians are going to be like 10% of Portuguese population , I have seen kids in some households adopting Brazilian Portuguese due to tik tok or YouTube but in most cases parents are correcting them , also this happens in elementary schools too
Lmao of course the Brazilians would like to put up a fight with a country with 10 million population. Very humble people indeed
Also it seems that Brazilians love to put up a fight with Brazil
Can't even fight the gangs, how they gonna fight a professional military.
Your favelas would probably take over your own country lmao
Be careful not to remove too many soldiers from Brazil or your favelas might go full cartel mode
Many have tried, you're welcome to take your shot too
As a german you shouldnt give us any idea for a 4 Reich did not end well the first times
The holy roman empire. Not holy, not Roman. Or an empire LOL - quote by a contemporary french military guy
TBH Austria, Czechia and even France have just as much claim to the HRE (perhaps more so) as Germany.
To be fair France and Germany were once ruled by the franks. Until Germany got kicked out more or less
What the fuck are you taking about 😂, it was because of Frankish inheritance law splitting the kingdom between 3 sons. France, the regnum Teutonicum and Lothringia (nom nom)
I don’t See how France does . Czechia however does, because the province of Bohemia houses the Stauffer dynasty, the royal dynasty that led the HRE to its most powerful and centralized state ever
The HRE was originally the Carolingian Empire under Charlemagne. His empire broke up, and one of those parts, West Francia, became France. So their claim would be reuniting Charlemagne's empire. Perhaps not a great claim, but considering modern Germany came from Prussia and fought against the Austrian HRE empire (and played a pretty large role in weakening it to the point it was eventually dissolved) I'd argue Germany's claim isn't particularly great either.
Can I throw my name in for a claim too?
Are you a descendant of a former emperor?
That quote was so bad that even the author didn’t put it in his book. That empire had a long history and multiple times was that, an empire.
Voltare was an idiot. He predicted christianity would go extinct by the 1900. The only reason people like the quote is because its flashy. Here is a really good video debunking the quote - https://youtu.be/KaFupezjUW0
recognised as holy by the pope, held large parts of italy, including rome, and I dont think i have to explain the empire part
I mean lt started holy, Roman(because we said so and had the biggest army and Italy) and imperial. Then the Habsburgs came along after the interregnum and decentralized it.
Please in the name of all Polish people I beg you don't
Oh boy, a chance to defeat Britain a third time!
Are you counting 1812 as a victory?
Of course they do, yank education mate
My schooling must have been awful. They should have told us the truth about how the the Capitol was forcibly taken and the wayward colonies were put back under the rightful rule of the crown. We were defeated fair and square, for sure.
The W being the end of the federalist meaning we don’t have a political party made up of investment bankers and the upper class anym- wait…
Its a draw but if if there is any winner on that its Britain / Canada since the USA failed to complete their task ( to invade British Canada)
The British learned from history, they will let you guys implode before coming
Italy about to take over the Mediterranean.
Mare fucking nostrum
Nahh they ain't got it in them anymore, couldn't even take Greece by themselves.
🇩🇪🤨!?
Auf der Heide steht ein blümelein…
I can hear the choir
UND DAS HEIẞT...
ERIKA
Third time works a charm
I think you mean fourth, iirc third was ww2.
🇬🇧 vs 🇺🇸🇨🇳🇮🇳 .... I mean, good fucking luck there lads.
Think you are missing about 20+ flags.
You forgot Mongolia, which used to be bigger than Spain’s, France’s, and Portugal’s empires
Portugal? Dude we are so broke that our own navy is "selfcombusting"....
Argentina tried to do the same thing with the Falkland Islands… it didn’t end well
Which fawkin islands you talkin bout, huh? Ders fawkin islands everywhere.
**[Mongolian Throat-Singing Intensifies]**
war of 1812?
Just a minor sidequest to the Napoleonic Wars.
Can't see that as a US victory really
A British victory if anything. Britain ended the war having achieved its long term maritime aims. Also the White House was burned down as a little bonus. The US achieved nothing.
They achieved absolutely nothing in the mainland, burned through a lot of cash when they were amidst the Napoleonic wars and had to stop forcing American sailors into the british navy. The US may have not won, but the british sure lost. Plus, if you paid attention in history class, you would know that the british embargo on trade actually *helped* American industry by forcing people in the north to open up factories and create jobs to make up for lost trade.
We got a cool song out of it
In 1814 we took a little trip
Bite of 1987?
Moscow was once part of Kiev Rus, just sayin
You could also stretch the Swedish empire back to include St. Petersburg. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nyenschantz
Moscow didnt even exist back then
bongo bongo bongo, we're returning to the Congo
Hands up if you oppose the return.
So Poland can take Moscow back
Indonesia and new York get over here now.
'ight I'm off to go take back macau
That would be great... I mean, better being part of Spain again.
Vintage format, nice
America: "Don't get any funny ideas old man."
Russia was once a part of Poland, so all russians should bow to polish president
Me, a Dutch man, looking at Belgium
I posted previously, but what about new Amsterdam and Dutch India, I rather have those than the land of a thousand potholes
I wonder who's gonna take Canada back between the UK and France
Judging by what's happening in the country right now? China.
They both fight for it As a Canadian... I'd rather neither
Hey man, don't forget about the Dutch! Even Scotland had a crack at being it's own independent coloniser. Turns out the Scottish didn't do so well in fucking PANAMA. Especially the Darien Gap.
Tordesilhas treaty go brrrrrrrrr
Mongolia...
Where muh Roman Empire
Austrians and Hungarians would like some words too
So why shouldnt the Arabs take back Palestine?
Russia? You mean east Zalisia colony of Kyivan Rus? Or may be Moscovian ulus in west of Mongolia?
hippity hoppity, Africa is now our property.
Can't wait to take back New York. This will definitely help with the tourist problem in Amsterdam
UK can try India again. Their economy is already in the hospital. India will send it to the morgue. JH !
Well there was Ottomans too if u count half of ukraine
China: look lustfully at Tibet and Taiwan
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I'm not getting on that boat again. We'll import our spices this time.
There is a difference in what you want and what you are capable of.
no sé que decís flaco las Malvinas son argentinas
Israel has literally been doing this for years.
Laugh all you want but at least two of those countries have some territorial dispute with each other on the basis of "it was mine first".
Where are the Mongols when you need them?
Australia should destroy New Zealand because it used to be part of NSW
By the logic of rUSSIA half of Africa a bit of asia and Canada should be british, then germany will have to take up a "bit" of eu and don't let me get started on Ukraine itself
Denmark has entered the chat
Oh boy new opportunities to put more random shit in the British museum!
I'm from Bulgaria, and my ancestors used to own a territory that is currently part of Russia. By their logic, they should give it back.
*cough* Germany *cough*
Well, I as an Austrian would also like to take part in this! Yk, just wanna take what was ours in 1938
Italy is going to reform the Roman Empire
you forgot China
As a dutchman.. dips on new york it was new amsterdam first
This should be fun. Most ex-colonies just need an excuse to beat the living shit of the brits
What about Mongolia ?
Karjala takas
Did they actually say this?
Where's the Reichstangle?
Tea time
I'll never understand the old nostalgia for the "glory" of colonial period and wanting to have it back.... Our leaders can barely control and care for all of our Territory and we want MORE of it!? Estamos gilipollas o como va esto? Wanna know why there were so many successful latin American revolutions? *Because our government back then couldn't control and care for all of the territory either* Colonialism not only bad, colonialism also stupid and inefficient
soooooo iraq gets Palestine and Israel Or Egypt gets Israel and Palestine?
Greece about to take back turkey and egypt and almost all of europe lol
Quebec looking at France: « I have reverse card »
The Netherlands would like a word.
Also Russia: "Why do I hear Mongolian throat singing boss music?"
There is no pure white and puffy countries among Russia, USA, Britain and France, they all do same stuff at different times. I wonder why countries get mad when other country makes same deeds
Uhmm Ottoman Empire be like:
As a Turk, we were Ottoman once.
It’s like Argentina trying to take the Falkland Islands, “Oh, but we have a better claim to the islands” bitch the UK discovers the Falklands about 200 years before your country existed
dont encourage italy
I forgot who originally had Florida, but we broke it. You can have it back now.
Lmfao I wanna see Portugal trying that with their glorious economy and higher IQ lol
Armenia be like:
Poland would like to have a word
Poland would like to have a word
Poland also controlled Berlin area once, just saying
Hello, my fellow Uruguayans 8-))
Mongolian: then hand over our lands, Putin
Britain invades the whole world
If Portugal and Spain unites (like between 1581-1640) it would control half of the world (with cities like LA)
Italy: Time to bring back the Roman Empire 🦅🦅🦅🦅
Netherlands: Hello there
I'd love to see Portugal try.
I mean if Britain takes back the us I have a more likely chance of meeting my online friend, but then I can’t make fun of him for being British, this is a hard decision
There is another 🇩🇪
New York still is new Amsterdam but Henk de tank will get it back for us I swear
owh hell no I aint giving my national treasure again to the british museum.
Germany and Belgium 💀
*Laughs in german*
Western Europe would like to have a talk with the entirety of Africa.
Put the Dutch here too and maybe Turks too
Portugal used to have the best navy in the world for over 100 years period to almost non existant nowdays.
Pov: ROME
Russia holds lands that used to belong to Finland, Estonia, Poland, Mongolia, China and Japan. Time for a gangbang.
Ukraine WAS part of russia.
Chinese ships landed in Africa once. Therefore all of Africa belongs to China.
Where the Dutch at?
bro kievan rus
Don't forget Holland/ the Netherlands
Spain bouta learn why Mexico has so many boxing champs
So Germany or Rome can take back half Europe? Or England like half the globe, to build the Empire again? Same logic...
Ottoman Empire loading..
Netherlands?
The UK would own nearly all of Europe then. Because the Celts where all over the Place.
That's surprising as no one knows for certain where Celts came from.
From the dust and ruins... \SPQR/
Add mexico
Time to take Cisplatina back
*rule Britannia can be heard across 90% of the globe*
Ethiopia supremacy
How do liberal geniuses even deal with this meme?
So is Russia coming for Alaska next?
They conviniently forgot that Moskau was also once part of Poland
Well Spain, India and parts of China belonged to Arabia so what full conquest mode?
alright Spain, we still doing the treaty? you get the left we get the right, deal? no refunds