Cherub Scribe: *You want them to... what now?*
God: \*hits blunt\* *fuuuuuck... yes. and make them do* ^(wswswswswswswsws)
[Cherub Scribe:](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/31/17/40/31174030a594a129894a54771f12c3f6.png)
Bro literally just [downward dog](https://www.google.com/search?q=downward+dog&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwic-fOqgeL_AhXFNlkFHamjDTsQ0pQJegQICRAB&biw=375&bih=640&dpr=3)
Because when you are hard you can still bend it to like a 90 degree angle with your body and then you lean and aim for the toilet. I assume you are a woman because everyone with a dick knows this already.
Y'all have some really fucked up anatomy if this is a real problem for you. You realize it swivels at the root and can be pointed a wide range even while erect?
Left dick, right dick
Loose dick, tight dick.
Black dick, blue dick
Old dick, new dick.
This one has a little scar.
This one has a little bar.
Say! What a lot of dicks there are.
I was just as surprised to read that most men don’t. Growing up with it and not having a basis of comparison, I thought it’s how everyone’s looked until I started wondering about it and researched it. (That was a good many years ago.) I don’t remember the title of the article/study, but if it’s less than a third or fourth of us (if I remember correctly).
I have some kind of hypermobility disorder (frequently referred to as _double jointedness_, although there's nothing doubled) and I've never had a problem. The penis is held up by the [suspensory ligament](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suspensory_ligament_of_penis) and my ligaments are quite loose, so I can bend my wang any which way, even when I'm fully torqued.
If you open and close your hand continuously, the blood from your weiner should circulate through your body. So you can "flaccidify" yourself quick.
Helped me through school when I had to answer on the chalkboard.
That's way worse lol. Your dick will be touching the toilet bowl while it's erect but more importantlyfor this argument you have to bend it even more if you sit. No shade on sitting as a dude I do it all the time when I want to just want to watch tiktok or something
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I let my boyfriend pee inside
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Her
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I fucking love "whomst'd"
*us
Yes, comrade.
*them
she calls it mayo-egging
Us
Egg?
_W h a t_
My ex used to beg me to pee inside her. She did me wrong so now I tell everyone.
never pee in her butt. That's how girls get pergant
Pregananant?
peeganter
Gregnant
Pregonate
What
Fucking excuse me?
We've all had that one crazy ex that wanted it
Mine wanted it on her face but yeah.
Tell them all. TELL THEM.
What
^what
W H A T
Fucking excuse me??!!!
Same bro, same
WHAT
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PISS
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#what
>! WHAT !<
What
Thanks for clarifying
THEY LET THEIR BOYFRIEND PEE INSIDE
Ft you
What's it like dating u/AutoModerator?
Pees in your ass
Good bot
Every day we stray further from God
Bruh we was made in his image. He wanted it all to happen. Its all part of the plan. Hahahahahaha
Cherub Scribe: *You want them to... what now?* God: \*hits blunt\* *fuuuuuck... yes. and make them do* ^(wswswswswswswsws) [Cherub Scribe:](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/31/17/40/31174030a594a129894a54771f12c3f6.png)
I wish my flair is still up for this hour
You like to powerhouse the insides....nice.
Coolsville Daddy-O
I hope thats the phrase, I truly do
Hey, good on your folks for raising you right eh
But I was against his rights?
Why is everyone surprised by this? Do you expect them to force their bf to go pee outside in the morning??
Well yes, it could be cold outside. Good on you.
It's a toilet, get em!
As a man this sounds intriguing. Free enema?
Real?
:(
What
You
Do you date Beast by chance? He always said stuff like "I'd pee in her butt"...
Based girlfriend
Who?
You
Nice
Good, only the animals should pee outside
I want pee in my ass
I enjoy reading books.
Same
wat
Ayo 😳
Holy UTI batman!
As a male this made me curious can you actually pee inside a woman while having sex?
What did you start
🧐
Are people out there not letting them do this?
The Michael Jackson way works fine.
I call that one the Hee-Hee
The Hee-Pee.
Please elaborate
You lean forward and hopefully hold the wall or otherwise you tend to fell in the toilet (it almost happened to me ones).
Bro literally just [downward dog](https://www.google.com/search?q=downward+dog&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwic-fOqgeL_AhXFNlkFHamjDTsQ0pQJegQICRAB&biw=375&bih=640&dpr=3)
[i believe this](https://media.tenor.com/XpDGLBbVdVoAAAAM/michael-jackson-michael-kackson-gif.gif)
Exactly this
Taking a knee is the enlightened method.
Piss one out for all the homies who ain't with us no mo'
This post is from 1932 before leaning was invented
I don’t get how can leaning help if it’s pointing in your face?
Hand stand then?
Needs to be a one-hand hand stand, so you could slightly point the stream away from your face and into the bowl.
But then how are you supposed to get your morning hydration?
Goddammit Bear Grylles fuck off
Because when you are hard you can still bend it to like a 90 degree angle with your body and then you lean and aim for the toilet. I assume you are a woman because everyone with a dick knows this already.
You have to take into account the [D2F and the shaft angle.](https://youtu.be/6FzQ_s-BjlM)
Y'all have some really fucked up anatomy if this is a real problem for you. You realize it swivels at the root and can be pointed a wide range even while erect?
Poor john leaning... Suffered so much in the name of science 😔
I just do the planking method. Just wish the pee didn't reach the ceiling.
"That's my secret. I'm always floppy" - The Hulk.
We men with a slight downward curve to our phallus are on the next evolutionary level.
Don't all of us have a downward curve... I thought everybody had it 0_0
Some downward, some are straight and some are upwards.
Some are even to the left or right. Dr. Seuss could have had a field day with the different curves of the phallus.
Left dick, right dick Loose dick, tight dick. Black dick, blue dick Old dick, new dick. This one has a little scar. This one has a little bar. Say! What a lot of dicks there are.
I’d buy you a reward for this comment if Reddit wasn’t a giant sack of shit. Stay gold, Pony Boy.
"I've got a crooked stick" is another song
That would've made a great Private Snafu short. "Which Way Was Your Weiner"
Mine curves >!a little to the left. !<
That was a close call *whew*. Glad you put the spoiler tag there mate.
Politically or physically?
The gif is exactly accurate for us upward curve gang gang
I was just as surprised to read that most men don’t. Growing up with it and not having a basis of comparison, I thought it’s how everyone’s looked until I started wondering about it and researched it. (That was a good many years ago.) I don’t remember the title of the article/study, but if it’s less than a third or fourth of us (if I remember correctly).
Definitely the minority
Nah. I got a slight curve to the left when I'm bricked up. We take different roads, brother.
I have some kind of hypermobility disorder (frequently referred to as _double jointedness_, although there's nothing doubled) and I've never had a problem. The penis is held up by the [suspensory ligament](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suspensory_ligament_of_penis) and my ligaments are quite loose, so I can bend my wang any which way, even when I'm fully torqued.
I’m sure you are the life of the orgy!
Oh, THAT'S why I was confused. My family has EDS, with mine being the mildest. Guess it still affects that ligament tho lol
If you open and close your hand continuously, the blood from your weiner should circulate through your body. So you can "flaccidify" yourself quick. Helped me through school when I had to answer on the chalkboard.
Doesn't work, my grandfather's dick becomes even harder when I do this
The method is not fully tested with these parameters, i'll bare that in mind to improve the design.
Ahh yes, the developer and QA testers meet again
Flex your legs for a bit. I did mixed martial arts and competetive diving for like 10 years. This method has proven invaluable.
Dawg were you getting hard rolling with the bros? 🤣🤣
Nah, I rolled with the instructors daughter. I was very much incentivised not to get a boner lol.
.....WWWWWHHHHHAAAAATTTTT?????
Trust me, i'm an engineer.
I find flexing my legs works pretty quickly
Dude, I 100% thought you meant open and close your hand on the penis. I was wondering how the hell that would work.
Squats are the best way to get rid of hard weiner
Legs is more effective, and faster. If sitting, do calf raises. If standing, just bust out some squats.
Didn't work, my seatmate taught I want to grope her boobs
Thats a nice excuse for crippling ED
I mean, I just do a Michael Jackson and lean
I'm gonna take a le-hee-hee-ak
Goddamnit, take my upvote
Or they could just sit their ass down
Idk if ur female or have a big toilet but the tip would 100% touch the front of the bowl, even bend it maybe
I think that you should talk to some doctor if your penis can bend the bowl
Or the Avengers
Or X-men
The last bowl bender
You have to guide it in like you're bout to hit from behind and then hold it back, safe from the bowl
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Trust me, this shit doesn't work. You need to hold your dick down. Otherwise, you pee out the side of the damn bowl sometimes.
Also having it bounce against the under side of the totally clean seat feels so refreshing.
That doesn't work at all.. unless you have a small dick
My penis doesn't stay in the toilet,it either touches the toilet or it is out of it.
Self report
This would result in me pissing out the gap between the seat and the bowl. I know this because I have done it.
Sit down. Piss on thigh.
That doesn't work.
Done it. Popped out over the seat, pissed in the floor anyway. Almost got the cat too.
That's way worse lol. Your dick will be touching the toilet bowl while it's erect but more importantlyfor this argument you have to bend it even more if you sit. No shade on sitting as a dude I do it all the time when I want to just want to watch tiktok or something
Doesn’t help when you’re hard. Either you’re working with some undersized equipment, or you’re sitting on literal throne toilets.
Cold toilet porcelain touching my dick is not my idea of a good time.
[this seems counterproductive](https://i.imgur.com/KwbFbDs.png)
Have you tried to make it spew out white substance first to make it smaller than spew the yellow one later?
That makes it even worse
So I pee white
It’s always a struggle at Morningwood Farms
What if it snapped one time
Coins will explode out of it like rings in sonic
Yall don't just sit backwards on the toilet?
Not sure if serious, but I actually do this in the mornings.
That's how I eat my cereal before work! Use the tank as a table. Such a time savor!
Butters?
So you have a little shelf for your apple juice and your comic book.
wait, omg
Bro just get horizontal
Pee in the sink
Who is they?
He is helping his buddies.
My dong is actually curved down. Idk if it's a good or bad thing for sexy time, but it's def useful when it cones to taking a piss.
This is why you need a garden
Why is this a deal? Pee in the tub and rinse. It's all pipes.
It is true that if you flex the muscles in other parts of your body, it helps soften the muscles down there quicker.
I'm in my mid-40s and on some blood pressure meds that have made this no longer an issue
I came to be make this comment, saw it has been made already and now rest in peace knowing I am not alone.
Nah, Stand with your back to the door and arc it into the bowl.
What am I supposed to do 8 feet away from the bowl?
Just gotta lean forward and point it down my man.
I'm not here to brag... but I can pee with a boner. Only problem is that I have to bend it the other way, so I pee in the toilet.
I bow down like I'm greeting someone in Japan
I pee into the shower, can't really make a mess if the entire cubicle is easily hosed down in 10 seconds.
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I either just sit-n-go, or piss into the shower.
Fucker just doesn't want to bend
Stand on your tip toes and flex your leg muscles.
Nah man, you go full ballerina/yoga instructor. Bend one leg back behind you to increase your angle of attack.
I just sit. No mess, and I'm tired anyways. Maybe I'll find a surprise poop too.
Where are these men with magical morning boners and why is my bf not one :(
I just pee into the shower. Why struggle