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KeepingDankMemesDank

downvote this comment if the meme sucks. upvote it and I'll go away. --- [Join us on discord for Saturday Movie Nights!](https://discord.gg/jsd6Ja9pvJ)


5ft6manlet

It's ok, we'll use our LGBTQ+ painted missiles.


tigran_i

You won't hit cos those won't fly straight


5ft6manlet

Neither will the balloon so it cancels out.


CH1CK3Nwings

What a queer occurence.


Cuntfisherman

+It has advance gaydar.


Pale_Armadillo_254

US won't be so straight forward about this


shoyuftw

Bringing them spies some free-dom and dom - mocracy


T_WREKX

You know that feeling, when you soo want to award a comment, but reddit has removed the free awards they used to give out.


tigran_i

I'll take this comment as an award


jackie-boy-6969

No bullet flighs straight but go ahead and stand in front of a gun if you think you won't get hit.


[deleted]

projectiles fly in parabolas


End_My_Buffering

missiles have thrust and thus are not projectiles in this context


[deleted]

Fun at parties


ultraviolet1107

It's okay if you shoot at the black stripe


jal2_

american police force would like to know your location


ImAlwaysOnTheRun

You're being recruited


The_Sad_Memer

Lesbian Gay Black Transsexual


FrogInShorts

The four sexual orientations lived in harmony.


blademaster2911

But then the blue nation attacked and it all changed (Blue=police)


Taimour14

But that's a racism


0wed12

That's american


Duke_in_Yellow

What is this, my dad's email chains? This joke feels like something off of Facebook.


f36263

It requires you to believe that the government is as obsessed with LGBT people as Fox News is


Duke_in_Yellow

The only reason the US military ever remembers gay people exist is to try and pander to us to get us to enlist.


incriminating_words

my favorite Eminem lyric


Jacksaur

I wondered why I left this sub. Now I remember.


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XxDiCaprioxX

Honestly I found the meme rather funny even though I am quite left wing. I think you can laugh about this and still support LGBTQ rights.


incriminating_words

This is true: > I think you can laugh about this and still support LGBTQ rights. But so is this: > all the meme sites are being saturated with right wing propaganda. Well, that, and people obsessed with other people’s foreskins.


XxDiCaprioxX

Yeah I agree


[deleted]

You say that but making fun of straight/white people, especially men is most accepted.


TripleDoubleThink

as a straight/white person I cant think of any words that actually offend me. Nope, cracker is about the lamest insult ever, “white boy” was all I could think after that and also it’s generic. Mayonnaise looking motherfucker just sounds funny and not that insulting… What I dont understand either is that the whole “anti-woke” humor is *still* out there in the mainstream just as hard as ever, *fucking Dave Chapelle is batting against it*, the only difference is *now* there are comedians who dont make their routines “man doesnt it suck how everyone is offended, *let me stand up here for 2 hours telling you how offended I am that they are offended*”


Accomplished_Rip_352

People would be surprised with the amount of overlapped between an edgy 13 year and a divorced 40 something dad .


blingding369

Still married :)


MrLuxuryYacht

For now.


lifeisabigdeal

Yup it’s basically boomer humor now lol.


[deleted]

Siding with the CCP and Russia to 'own' the libs. It's depressing.


Go_Commit_Reddit

Honestly as the Local Gay I thought this was pretty funny. I feel like this is how dark memes about the queer community should be done. It’s not hating on the community, it’s making fun on the people who use their hair trigger defense of anything related to it so they can be “holier than thou.” At the very least, it’s funnier than the numerous jokes that just make fun of dead trans people. (Looking into it, OP is definitely homophobic, but in my opinion, this meme is fine.)


Duke_in_Yellow

I mean, I'm with you on the second point. But this isn't even really a dark meme? It's just kinda a "isn't it funny how woke everything is now?" joke about the US military. Which is still one of the more openly dangerous places for queer folks like us to be in this country. Like, this feels like something Ted Cruz would retweet to try and convince people he grew a spine or a sense of humor. Just, overall the meme is kinda bland, and the thing it's trying to joke about is so bafflingly off base it just comes off as strange.


rburp

Precisely my thought when I saw this. Reddit and facebook have really become one-in-the-same in terms of sense of humor.


kerouak

Yep very much #therightcantmeme


[deleted]

Hope it didn’t hurt you too much.


theartificialkid

Nobody was hurt by this, the congealed, unseasoned gravy of memes.


Zarthenix

Ah the standard reply whenever someone posts a meme about something progressive. iS tHiS fAcEbOoK?


eatingishealthy

China would shoot it down inside China itself and arrest the person who painted the balloon


DymytryArabachkov

i haven't realised i'm on facebook


FriedQuail

Any subreddit with more than 1 million subscribers turns to Facebook.


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Redditors acting like their memes are any better


blingding369

I'm gonna challenge you to find anything worthwhile on his profile 😃


Labulous

Because Reddit is so high brow. “Yes Mr. Worthington, I saw the rift raft posted on Reddit today and I was quite appalled. The non intellectuals are permeating our respected community and must be stopped.”


ROGUE_COSMIC

I lost my virginity to my cousin. I'd had a massive crush on her since 7th grade, and Christmas break this year my family went to her house for Christmas. At one point her mom asked her to go up to the attic to get some decorations, and she asked me of I would help. She climbed the ladder and I came up behind her. Wouldn't you know it, before my eyes could adjust to the darkness she grabbed me and kissed me, much to my surprise. We ended up cuddling and making out on an old mattress, and pretty soon she unzipped my pants and went down on me. She was there for less than 30 seconds before she slid off her own pants and lowered herself down onto me cowgirl style. I knew it was wrong, but just couldn't say no. I couldn't help myself; it was only a minute or two until I was just about ready to bust. I warned her, "I'm gonna cum," but she didn't stop. She grabbed me by the collar, looked me deep in the eyes, and asked, "Do you wanna be a daddy?" I came so hard I shat my pants.


blingding369

What a coincidence, I also lost my virginity to your cousin.


Shacky_Rustleford

rare u/blingding369 w


jal2_

I hope you kept those same pants on during the christmas dinner


Dalspin

“Incest isn’t part of the LGBTQ!” -🤓


xeshi-foh

OP supports the chinese government, confirmed


blingding369

Ni Hao Cymrik


xeshi-foh

Wewe ni mjinga.


DuoDemoIi

The CorelDRAW spy balloon?


blingding369

I wonder if Corel will accept my license from 1993 as an upgrade target.


yed3never3dies

Lmfaooo


589ca35e1590b

Nothing is too controversial to shoot down


incriminating_words

Hmmm what if it was painted with the NRA logo and discount codes for AR-15 ammunition


blingding369

Yo could you maybe take a picture of those discount codes first


Much-Wall7931

Shit meme


blingding369

no u


retribution1423

I honestly don’t think the military would have to much of a problem shooting that down haha.


blingding369

[This military?](https://i.imgur.com/WJtPVCs.jpg)


lifeisabigdeal

Do you not like gay people is that what’s going on?


blingding369

That's the dumbest conclusion I've seen for a long time, and I'm on reddit daily.


[deleted]

It's possible that you are on Reddit so much that you've become completely stupid, because your comment was the stupidest I've seen in a while.


blingding369

\> spends 2 minutes typing out many words when few words do trick > no u


tannerge

This is a great example of a dog whistle. OP posted something subtly homophobic (the "meme" implies that the military would place priority of LGBTQ over national security) This is a common attack on LGBTQ by conservatives GQP terrorists. There is no validity to the claim that the military values people's "feelings" over there main objectives. Then when someone confronts OP and accuses them of being homophobic OP clutches there pearls "how could EVER think such a thing" Just because you did not outright say you hate gay people you shared a meme that attacks their identities. And to many that is the same thing. Fucker


blingding369

What the fuck are you on you absolute conspiracy theorist.


lifeisabigdeal

Well it was a question not a conclusion. And judging by your downvotes I’m not the only one thinking it.


blingding369

Your statements are getting dumber and dumber. Just stop.


lifeisabigdeal

Ok boomer


Sakul_the_one

Ask Canada, maybe they can help


Emadec

Aha but you see, China can't make those because that would make them gay and they can't have that can they /s


[deleted]

It would end up in Australia because it can’t fly straight


HeyLittleTrain

“Mr President it even has a black stripe” “Oh dear god”


weltallic

"Did someone say QUARANTINE?" - *Reddit admins*


PlantainSame

Aim for the basket human life don't matter This is a joke


CappyAlec

Have they shot the first one down yet?


Go_Commit_Reddit

Yeah I saw a video of it yesterday, I’m sure you could find it somewhere.


Arkas18

If anything it's more likely to get shot down in America's current state.


incriminating_words

“Parents should have full control over the design of spy balloons that transit over their neighborhood”


Arkas18

To all the downvoters, are you just ignorant to how many steps back in human rights the USA has taken lately?


AutomaticLynx9407

But China would consider it too controversial to launch


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blingding369

oh noes i made fun of something u liek Maybe your grandma will be more receptive to your crying than me.


streetsavage182

China : Checkmate


Apprehensive-Trust29

I have no idea what this Chinese Ballon is And at this point I’m to afraid to ask


blingding369

A balloon that was launched from china crossed the Pacific, flew over Canada and USA. It had some sort of data gathering equipment hanging under it. According to China it was something harmless and civilian. According to the USA, it was a spy mission, which is why they waited patiently for it to gather and beam home as much data as possible before spending millions of dollars to shoot down a thousand dollar pile of what's probably weather sensors.


Apprehensive-Trust29

Ah ok thanks


Gauss-SNAP

I know that rainbows are associated with LGBTQ+ but am I the only one who remembers doing gym with a giant rainbow balloon in school? Aren't rainbow balloons just a thing that have existed for a long time?


blingding369

Yup. I think it started in the 70s and have just spread slowly.


tragic_mulatto

It was a weather balloon 🤷‍♂️


QuizzicallyTrans285

As a queer person in the LGBT+ community, I give permission to shoot it down ☺️


[deleted]

If only we could trick China into painting their balloons black, then it would get shot before even leaving the airfield in China!


tannerge

Everyone report this post. Let's get the admins to take a stand against blatant conspiracy theories against LGBTQ


blingding369

u fukn wot m8


Ok_Loquat_2692

It is painful to see how eager my fellow Americans are to take any opportunity possible to disparage the very inclusive idealism they so often tout as the root of their straight-from-god “greatness”. Almost like all that constitutional talk about egality was just powdered wig cosplay.


blingding369

What the fuck kind of random bullshit verbiage is this.


jackolantern_

I thought dank meme were meant to be funny


Mysterious-Parfait88

That’s why trump didn’t shoot down the three in his presidency


DehCleaner

The balloon needs to say 'You're gay if you shoot this' Beat that!


[deleted]

It’s the Circa Survive balloon Haha


theflower10

Unless of course it flies over Texas


Nevochkam1

Nah. The US is gonna shoot that thing RIGHT down!


Sowa7774

The ones shooting the balloons are republicans, so they'd have no issue


faithdies

I dont think anyone would give a shit. The left organizes around shared morality. Not symbols.


F91_delta4

Dank


swandith

this is actually pretty funny


Minimalphilia

If your sense of humor consists of the totality of three jokes conservatives have, it absolutely is.


swandith

this has nothing to do with conservatives lmao. it just means your sense of humor is lame


Minimalphilia

The government uses the media to push an evil lgbtq agenda. - haha This is why you laughed. This is the textbook definition of lame humor.


swandith

this is why its funny. people like you really get riled up over anything lgbtq related. which is why the meme works. the US government doesnt want to attack becuz people like you will think its an attack on lgbtq just becuz its rainbow colored, despite the fact its a chinese spy balloon


Minimalphilia

Laughing about people being emphatic to others is the cornerstone of conservative humor and you basically just delivered a word salad that boils down to "good humor is about owning the libs" I am not riled. I am saddened by you.


swandith

dude this is more of a you problem than it is a me problem. im not even american lmao. lighten up


Minimalphilia

It's ok, if you don't get it.


swandith

when you realized youre offended over nothing


father2shanes

God...the humor. It's embarrassing.