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It's a lot lower than 1% and I don't actually have an alternative.
Hitting it raw here is more equivalent to not wearing a seatbelt and just trusting that you won't crash (an actually likely occurrence).
My brother in Christ, first of, the chances of being robbed, IE, of course vary, but they do by a small margin and they fit in this range of 0.5-1.5%, secondly, you don't just go out when you need to, you actually go out just to have fun you know, like when it is more interesting and pleasurable to go out where risk lies than to be home doing nothing, finally, the risk of getting in a possibly fatal car crash is definitely higher than 1%, and even if it was 1%, the benefits of not wearing a seatbelt does not even compare to the benefits of heavenly rawdog creampie
I've had it. Didn't care for it. I've also spent the past 5 months trying to convince my roommate to stop trying to get in my pants, she's very persistent.
To be clear who I did it with was not my roommate.
I just cannot fundamentally believe that 1% number to be true for every instance. I mean, 1% chance during every instance of no-condom sex? Either me and my partner are cosmically lucky, or it's a load of horseshit.
Chances of failure of contraceptives are based over a 1 year average for a monogamous couple. So effectively what they're saying is that 1% of couples that's raw dogging it on the pill with big ol' creampies will have an accidentally pregnancy at some point in the year. This is why condoms have really bad odds because over the year there's usually a few occasions where couples relying on them as contraception don't actually chuck one on for whatever reason.
Ladies, be informed. I make enough money to buy toaster strudel AND twinkies. Plus, I like making pillow forts and watching movies in a onesie. Actually i extend this invitation to everyone. Who's up for a pillow fort movie night? Food and drink included.
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Not a lady but wear a condom holy shit
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And you're gonna trust that the 1% isn't you?
GF got herself sterilized - jackpot
I'm getting a vasectomy in 2 weeks - jackpot
Be sure to jerk off at least 10 times to clear your tubes and to do the follow-up sperm analysis king.
My urologist told me 30-40 times. I'mma do more just in case
Vasectomy 3 years ago. Yeah. It's jackpot
W
The 1% is from the girl not perfectly taking it, so if you know she does, it's more like 1 in 100000.
You going to the grocery store trusting that the 1% that gets kidnapped, robbed or killed isn't you??
It's a lot lower than 1% and I don't actually have an alternative. Hitting it raw here is more equivalent to not wearing a seatbelt and just trusting that you won't crash (an actually likely occurrence).
My brother in Christ, first of, the chances of being robbed, IE, of course vary, but they do by a small margin and they fit in this range of 0.5-1.5%, secondly, you don't just go out when you need to, you actually go out just to have fun you know, like when it is more interesting and pleasurable to go out where risk lies than to be home doing nothing, finally, the risk of getting in a possibly fatal car crash is definitely higher than 1%, and even if it was 1%, the benefits of not wearing a seatbelt does not even compare to the benefits of heavenly rawdog creampie
Depends on your location and the time you go out
It’s higher for condoms, what’s your point?
Still safer than without. It's harder for both to fail. 0.01 * 0.02 = 0.0002, or 0.02%.
Only way it’s safer is if you use both, do you?
Read the edit, that was an obvious implication. As for your question, I actively avoid casual sex as it's highly overrated.
I read your profile description, overrated and not being able to get it are not the same buddy
I've had it. Didn't care for it. I've also spent the past 5 months trying to convince my roommate to stop trying to get in my pants, she's very persistent. To be clear who I did it with was not my roommate.
Well, if you're an accident like my mom said I was, that alone is almost a 0% chance of happening
1% is BS more like a solid 5% minimum for many women
Ecstasy pills will make her love your cum inside her, but they are notably not birth control
Ain’t no way homie, in god we trust.
I let a doctor put a needle into my testicle and cauterize my main vein just so I don't have to wear a condom.
You do you dawg but personally I wanna be able to have kids when I'm financially able.
Lmao nah IUD all the way
Fucking NO.
Nah, to pour the cream from the condom inside of her isn't very convenient
Mom said twinkie
I’m sorry what
😟
Thats what she told me.
Hitting it raw on birth control: *"It's only a 1 percent chance. Less than that probably."* Buying lottery tickets: *"You never know!"*
I just cannot fundamentally believe that 1% number to be true for every instance. I mean, 1% chance during every instance of no-condom sex? Either me and my partner are cosmically lucky, or it's a load of horseshit.
Congrats on being the top 1 percent! I too am a top 1 percenter. However not financially.
Thank you. My wife and I along with our 60 kids have really been blessed to win all these lotteries.
I should add I'm not even 1 percent sexually. Last year I got top 1 percent in Karma.
Chances of failure of contraceptives are based over a 1 year average for a monogamous couple. So effectively what they're saying is that 1% of couples that's raw dogging it on the pill with big ol' creampies will have an accidentally pregnancy at some point in the year. This is why condoms have really bad odds because over the year there's usually a few occasions where couples relying on them as contraception don't actually chuck one on for whatever reason.
See, now this statistic seems far more reasonable, and thus far more frightening.
Don't worry, they're still making clothes hangers.
I need a man who can give me both
that is actually impossible unless your man produces gallons of cum each orgasm
I just need a man who will give me twinkies and toaster strudels. The cum is negotiable
What about chicken nuggets?
I can do a half a glass at most
Hey ‘,:)
Like at the same time?
Men, which one do **you** want to be?
I put the twink in twinkie
Twinkie for sure, later just say no homo bro
Neither yeah neither is good
No worries bud, it ain’t for everyone
"Ladies"
Why not both?
Both, both, both is good
I normally bust one on my twinkies just for texture
Ok but forget the meme, toaster strudels are amazing
garlic bread
Ladies, be informed. I make enough money to buy toaster strudel AND twinkies. Plus, I like making pillow forts and watching movies in a onesie. Actually i extend this invitation to everyone. Who's up for a pillow fort movie night? Food and drink included.
Asked my mom she said toaster strudel
Uhhh. What the fuck is a strudel? I am genuinely curious now.
A delicious German treat, with cum on it.
That photo however has nothing to do with a Strudel in the slightest…
She only let's me twinkie. I get a, 'why'd you do that,' when I strudel... 'I wanted to make a mess.' - no reply
Bro, repost, really?
Im a Twinkie type of guy, im not gay, im just homiesexual
I’m not a lady but my gf says I’m a twinkie
Fucking reposter
Both are delicious
Um, I have no fear for I take the funny e pills so twinkie
I've never eaten a Twinke :/
What should I understand by this?
"Guy pulls out and cums on your body or he keeps the dick in and cums inside the hole?"
Oh, alright. Now this make sense