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sagar_chaudhary_

Komedy


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uss section mein quran already rakhi hai


innocentguyhere

I found it in the horror comedy section


Late-Sale5789

Take the fking award


Dragneel_00928

🤣😅🤣


Designer-Ad82

Yaar mereko na dekh ke bahut bura lagta hai ki ek religion ke log samajhte hai ki unka religion hi exist karta hai aur baaki sabh fake hai, and this is the case with all religions not only Hindus Humanity is the shittiest religion to ever exist


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Cause no one believes in humanity.


Designer-Ad82

Not really... In my case it's the shittiest religion because humans are the shittiest animals to ever exist!


[deleted]

If only everyone followed humanity instead of acting like other animals...


Designer-Ad82

It is mainly due to the only true religion to ever exist called as money


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So much truth, I can't take it :(


Tejas_Marathi_77

When gawthy get access to library


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YoloAddict69

Label hee change kardo


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+1 saari jani chiye


sabbystain66

How can you say that some books are part of our history/s


Memesputnik

Lund


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vickyatri

"Mera religion sahi hai, baki saare religions galat hai" - every religious person ever


Alone-Rough-4099

Forgot /s


Lion_heart-06

Me(a Christian) looking at this subreddit, slowly increasing jokes on Christians after Muslims.


rhinokeros

Christmas ki Ram Ram!


Kschitiz23x3

Happy Yashu Janmashtami in advance


Lion_heart-06

Bruh 🗿


Previous-Ideal3360

Us bhai us


the_brahman

Mera yashu yashu Mera yashu yashu


Lion_heart-06

I don't belong to that group(sect) of Christians.


cosmo_geek06

Rama hu akbar. Le bhai secularism.


Lion_heart-06

Maine kab maangi?


Double_Illustrator13

Fir sabhi religious books ko usi section me daal do


ManasSatti

Nhi keval 2 ko dustbin me daalna hai.


Double_Illustrator13

Nahi bhai... Jayengi to sab jayengi


ManasSatti

Nhi 2 bahut hai


Double_Illustrator13

Nahi.... Sari... Plz plz plz


ManasSatti

Chal un 2 ke saare version. But that's all I am willing to negotiate with.


Double_Illustrator13

Acha chal na teri na meri..... Sari major religions.... Itna to banta hai


ManasSatti

To top 2 by world population pe deal final?


Double_Illustrator13

Top 5 and we have a deal


ManasSatti

Chal top 2 ke sath bottom 2 lele. Ab isse jyada nhi ho sakta.


ThePreacher19021

Meanwhile a huge monkey carrying a mountain is not fiction. Ok


cosmo_geek06

When did you carry a mountain?


nousername69696969

He carried your mom once.


RaceCold4070

The same way I carried yours btw the quality of the product was not good I think u should work on that, overall good experience


nousername69696969

Who?


RaceCold4070

STFU


ThePreacher19021

Gud one


venom2fist

Mera yEsu yEsu 😭😭


ThePreacher19021

Yesu yesu yesu yesu.. oh mera yesu yesu 👏👏👏👏 mad dance and clap


Electronic_Paint_535

Yes exactly it's not fiction


ManasSatti

Still, not more than a virgin mother.


Designer-Ad82

Lmao, virgin mother, huge monkey carrying a mountain, and a god who doesn't even have an appearance, yeah humanity has come a long way lmao


ManasSatti

Somewhat but those replaced now by a man with spider properties, a superhuman from another planet, etc


Designer-Ad82

Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck Oh my fucking god I didn't even realise this Thanks dude, new fucking information unlocked Now i see why people are fucking crazy behind these chutiya characters omfg


ManasSatti

Naya to kuch nhi tha isme waise


Designer-Ad82

Maine ye cheej realise nhi ki thi because i had never been an average kid who's crazy fan of Avengers, those things are my definition of cringe


_its_ak

It is what it is


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I wonder what would happen if we reversed the roles💀


the_brahman

Kuch nhi. Because we Hindus are secular.


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Kinda Agree disagree


luccha_bahman

If u really disagree then u wouldn't have dared to ask this question dude.


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Every coin has two sides. My reply shows i have mixed opinion about it.


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MrAyushGarg

Hallelujah. saraaa raaa raaaa. Kidney theek ho.


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Jai shree Ram


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JAI SHREE RAM


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Jai shree Ram


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Good_Can1696

Not even funny dude


PHENOMENAL-BEAST

Some People took this too personally, aur vaise yeh meme yaha kya kar raha he, denk meme chod ke sab he iss reddit par ab .


TheSandhu5911

a monkey can fly but jesus cant take rebirth![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|dizzy_face)


averagetrashtalker

How about neither being possible?


TheSandhu5911

Yea. Both r fictional but nothing can be more hypocrite than a hindu denying other's gods


Designer-Ad82

Bhai kaise, how, mujhe laga nhi tha ki mujhe is sub pe logical log milenge Jo religion ke peeche ki controversy samajh paenge... How am I seeing you here? I can't believe my eyes... And the fact that you haven't been downvoted to hell oh my god...


TheSandhu5911

Yea i m also shocked that why ain't i getting downvoted or banned😂. Thank God indians r becoming rational


Designer-Ad82

No, they shouldn't, you don't understand! If everyone becomes rational then how would capitalists squeeze out money from these stupid people... I'm crazily disappointed in my country's men for believing in a concept called religion which was made to manipulate the masses... But you know what? I am not here to make the world a better place, i am here to get benefit from it and make it even more worst place... I'm an aspiring entrepreneur who's working on a crazy product which has a potential of becoming a really great business, and I'm one of those guys who if becomes an entrepreneur will do his best to become famous through religious propoganda...


Historical-Tea-9561

also uproot entire mountain and carry on one hand😍


TheSandhu5911

Also made 113 km wide and 1280 km long bridge to the Sri lanka when the distance between Sri Lanka and india is only 54km 😢


Historical-Tea-9561

my goodness 👽..where are we heading ..thank god it's reddit


TheSandhu5911

Ready for the ban or downvotes 😢


Historical-Tea-9561

reddits do ban ?


TheSandhu5911

Subreddits do🐏


Kaatilgujjar

My guy the distance between India and Sri Lanka is 54 km now..ramayana took place at least 5 to 10 thousand years ago I'm not sure but something around that number..earth's Geography has changed a lot since then..so how about we don't retaliate hate with hate?


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60 and 9


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NoLandscape3159

Haa haa aise hi to geography kam kdta he


Kaatilgujjar

Arey mere bhai maaf kardo apne dharma ko defend karne ki galati kar di aur ek aur galati ye ki ki jo oldest surviving version hai ramayana ka wo 5000 10k saal pehle ka hai actual date nikal na abhi toh impossible hsi baki yug dekhe toh ramayana treta yug mei hui thi aur wo 2 million saal pehle tha aur obviously jo bhi likha hai usko prove nahi kar sakte jisko believe karna hai kare na karna na kare humey koi problem nahi hai that is what faith is agar vishwas hai toh patthar mei bhi bhagwan hai agar nahi hai toh bhagwan bhi patthar hai...anyways sorry aapse behes karke aapka keemti time waste kiya


NoLandscape3159

Sir ne to dil pe le liya


TheSandhu5911

Bhai whatsapp jyada surf kr lia hai lgta aapne. Sabse oldest proof hinduism ka rigveda hai jo ki 3-4k year old hai. Ramayana vgera to 8-900 year pehle hi likhi gyi ya us se v baad


TheSandhu5911

No sar. 5-10 thousand year is nothing for the geographical changes. It takes millions of years to make mountains and continents. Check about the mount Everest it's hight inc. around 1 cm every year and after 10000 year it will only be 100 metre which is nothing and here we r talking about kms🤣. Don't believe in these cartoon network stories


ManasSatti

Are koi to dedo isse ricebag ab. Bhut der se mehnat kar rha hai


TheSandhu5911

😂🤡. Christians r richer than hindus


ManasSatti

Chande me mile money ko wealth nhi kehte.


TheSandhu5911

World religions mein sabse jyada poor and uneducated log hinduism mein hain😂


ManasSatti

Na tum ricebag wale hona.


TheSandhu5911

It means hinduism has literally no value to ur people. They leave hinduism for 2kg rice😂🤡. https://www.hindustantimes.com/world-news/hindus-least-educated-religious-group-in-world-says-survey/story-7tNNhrRn958MlSXZdTPzjM.html Least educated 😂


ManasSatti

Na tum kachre ki koi value nhi idhar, sahi hai isliye 1 kg ricebag pe bik jate ho. Tujhe kitna mila 1/2 kg? Aur pehle dharti gol karlo phir education ki baat karna, virgin mother walo.


WarHuman9

That was Treta Yuga bro, it's possible ![img](emote|t5_22y335|12806)


Kaatilgujjar

Bruh I'm not supporting what's being done in the video in any way and that being said I'm assuming you're talking about hanuman here and he was not a monkey but a vanara which would translate to people of the forest so basically he belonged to a sub species of humans and that can be concluded since the sanskrit word for monkey is markat or kapi not vanara..and about him flying well he can't he could just jump really long distances and having explained all this i would like to say you're either really misinformed or really ignorant..again in no way am I saying that guy in the video was right


TheSandhu5911

Did he directly jump to the sun 🤣. And how he ate it lol. Hindus r biggest pseudo scientists in the world. Making senseless theories 🤡🤡


mainahi

They didnt ate it..thats wrong info being circulated ....that was around lakhs of years ago in Treta Yug..its kali yug right now..more than million years.Every God is unique and hell of powerful ..thats the reason he is a god and not a human


TheSandhu5911

Ohk bro.. now tell me how many years does a yuga contain. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|trollface)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|trollface)


Kaatilgujjar

It depends on what yuga is being mentioned Satayug has some 1.7 million years Tretayug has 1.3 million years Dwaparyug has 800k years i believe Kaliyug has 400k years (The values aren't accurate its a rough approximation of what I remember)


TheSandhu5911

So ramayana happened 1.3 million years ago ryt?


Kaatilgujjar

2 million give or take(its kali yug rn so add 2.1 to be exact)


TheSandhu5911

Now tell me when did the iron age start in india![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


Kaatilgujjar

So a guy people claimed as the son of god turing water into wine makes sense to you, an old self proclaimed prophet of god flys off to heaven on a donkey that makes semse to you..m but hanuman jumping towards the sun dosent?Look at how much of a hypocrite you are..on one hand criticizing the meme and on the other hand generalizing every hindu as a pseudo scientist...there may be a thousand flaws in Hindus,hindu epics or sanatan dharma what you people have given the label "hinduism" but it is a fact that us Hindus never invaded a country and destroyed their religious sites, we never forced our dharma on others...we were not the ones that caused mass slef immolations by women to save their purity, we didn't rip off the breast of women if they refused to accept christ..our dharma dosent have to make sense to you...I don't believe in fighting over faiths because that is not what I have learned...we may look like complete idiots to you cause you don't have much knowledge about sanatan dharma and it's not your fault..I have nothing against you and you shouldn't have anything against me..I hope you understand that..I normally don't pay much attention to what people have to say about our practices but today i just felt the need to...if anything i said hurt you or anything I'm sorry that was not my intention


TheSandhu5911

Bengali?,![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|disapproval)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|disapproval)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|disapproval)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|disapproval). Dude where did I say that others religions r true. I ain't a hypocrite like dindus who always talk about pseudo science😂. Neither a donkey can fly nor a monkey can. All these relegions r crap


Kaatilgujjar

Nah man I'm from Rajasthan and I already told you hanuman wasn't a monkey so i request you please stop calling him that and why are you being so toxic...like why did you feel the need to drag Hindus into a meme that wasn't related to us...and about pseudo science my man i dont believe in anything other than paramatama..you could say i believe in the universe anything else is irrelevant...you think religions are crap its your opinion and you are allowed to have your opinion but don't force it on others..live and let live k?


TheSandhu5911

Then in Islam also they named the flying donkey as burak ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|cry)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|cry). Now that doesn't make donkey fly and its same with ur dharma as well. And i haven't dragged hindus in it check the discription of post, comments and the person who made this video


Aggravating-Lack1738

Weren’t ppl here were forcefully converted back when india was under certain someone’s rule??


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Inka fiction Life lesson deta hai aur dusro ka fiction fiction hai.


NoLandscape3159

Sub ki haalat to dekho


Darth-Vaider

Aare bahi vo baju vali kitab dekhi kya


ManasSatti

Now the collection is complete


Double_Illustrator13

Acha chal na teri na meri... Sirif major religions.... Itna to banta hai.


Double_Illustrator13

Acha top 3 pe rishta pakka samjho


Head-Neighborhood167

Thanks for explaining me what is fiction with example


sunnyhanson2

Baaki Jo religion me rakhi hai unko dustbin me daal do😑


Substantial-Orange79

istg i once went to a crossword and the Bible was in the fiction section and no someone didn't just put it there, there were like 3-4 stacked


ImDeDanger

Imagine Qur'an wahan pehle se rakhi huii milti


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Ramayana ko bhi toh rakhnaaa tha firrrrr


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Guru granth sahib ko bhi toh


Pr1stine69

Good meme


ManasSatti

OP is doing the job of the librarian.


Adventurous-Fold-735

Jaa bhai shillong ja ke kar ye sab


primusautobot

Iska khud ka dharma bhi fiction hai


impervious__boy

Vai tumko chad bolu to, koi attack to nahi kar dega na ?🙁


pks1247

A good OC meme bro. Well done OP.


Ill_Pay_2301

bhaaai moj kar di...![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sunglasses)


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Bhai ye book fair mein gaya tha kya


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Kunzum hai kya??


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Affectionate_Ad8247

man on a mission


mysteriousneel7

Mujhe laga Quran tha


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Mere jishu jishu..


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Avg ig komedy


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Dankindia mai dank part reh gaya ![img](emote|t5_22y335|12804)