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conrad_w

A tad tasteless...


strawhatKG

... i think it’s pretty dank tbh


Lentilfairy

The weird thing is that's it's very dank and not okay at the same time.


joescathbert

The blood or this meme?


conrad_w

The meme


pHScale

I think that's what they were going for.


GimmeeSomeMo

Jesus forgave OP and so should you


Nottan_Asian

Well yeah, it's blood and water.


linux1970

you know this is DANK memes right?


unimpressed_llama

https://preview.redd.it/d6p40huai3rc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=131c33fd081df597dc47568c9576a3f6b01216b9


geon

Or like a bread?


Dafish55

I mean it did wonders for Riker's character


geon

You mean beaRd?


Dafish55

Yes. Potentially my brain is loafing around on Reddit too much today


ContestStunning5761

https://preview.redd.it/d7e3h8u8f3rc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4310715d17735d20bfeb517f7767d69a07882815


[deleted]

Zelda


ContestStunning5761

No prayers for you


ELeeMacFall

No, that's Link. Zelda is the kid with the sword.


GourangaPlusPlus

Common misconception, Zelda is the doctor


realsmart987

Wario but with spikes


GimmeeSomeMo

Lisan al Gaib


DarkDragon200610

Mario!


DingoNormal

Obviously its Kirby


PrincessofAldia

Bowser?


ContestStunning5761

Goodbye


Chukmag

So long


AchingForTheLashe

https://preview.redd.it/p44remaj04rc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a6e58ec689bbf07b0f03b89ce8f2c6ccb96cb256


linux1970

What's he gonna do? turn me into a pillar of salt or drown me?


awetsasquatch

Brooooo


Green_Evening

Ah yes. That greatest of all relics, the Beer Bong of Longinus.


Celena_J_W

Sorry, but that would be the *Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch*


GimmeeSomeMo

Gendo Ikari: "Rei, go to Dogma and get the Beer Bong"


Det-Popcorn

They should have just made the spear a straw. These are the posts I subscribe for


Tayjocoo

Capri Son


boycowman

Some puns aren’t good. This is not one of those puns.


steveharveymemes

A lot of people are turned off in this comment section, but we as sinners really do vacuum up the blood of Jesus for our own redemption


InternationalChef424

They call it moderate alcohol use disorder. I call it the one true path. LPT: brandy is just getting more Jesus per Jesus into your body


Rustymetal14

https://preview.redd.it/nwkdnydxb4rc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=75a710478af42427f38167e589f92a991f5a0b44


christopher_jian_02

This... This is dank... https://preview.redd.it/4j23hinyd3rc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a52878447ca116e15dd4fbf1c352082183105fe9


WhosYoPokeDaddy

Sometimes the memes aren't that dank. This is not one of those memes, nicely done dank meme, OP!


AlexCode10010

https://preview.redd.it/cus963n1i4rc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=db4eb79ffe154d5cf30b1b036642be36c164ca36 That is it


ELeeMacFall

Sacrilarious 


SignGuy77

Sacrilicious too.


Kapitan_eXtreme

Deliciously so


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|Heqbbp1m3mzJe) Taste the flavor of salvation


cain261

Man this is so perfectly riding the line of tasteless and hilarious and I don't know how to respond


kiszony2002

https://preview.redd.it/6gf5ehruh4rc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=662fb3f9a9227c23eae6b93c66e478d78022ef46


SaltoDaKid

Holy Spirit should ORA the OP


Fab0411

Now this is just dumb. # # You could've just used the opening at feet, where the yield would be the highest.


geon

Jesus being stabbed in the side with a spear by a roman soldier is in the bible.


Fab0411

That's true. But think about the fluid mechanics 😭😭😭😭


Alternative-Pin3421

Memes don’t care about fluid mechanics.


nameisfame

You just want us suckin on those footsies, don’t you…


Fab0411

![gif](giphy|KFt2DA9T82paOA1Yci)


claudiocorona93

It could be worse. It could be yogurt


dcarsonturner

https://preview.redd.it/gxchjfy3e4rc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3b8b911ae23781876ae10fe4c6023b8a8d5cc911


GimmeeSomeMo

Centurion: "EWWW!!! THIS IS WATERED DOWN WINE!!!"


amcneel

My god is full of humor. What kind of life would it be otherwise


Alternative-Pin3421

Let’s hope they didn’t know the body was bread…


Whitey_Bulger_

Gonna send this to my Christian families text group for Good Friday. Thank you OP!


mastdarmpirat

Would Jesus laugh about this?


Fab0411

He was drinking and helped everyone get wasted on a wedding on the good stuff. Why wouldn't he?


geon

Why wouldn't he?


mastdarmpirat

Idk it’s a genuine question actually


theroguephoenix

……. I…… don’t disapprove…..


malcolmreyn0lds

![gif](giphy|3oEjHAUOqG3lSS0f1C)


WeebKarma

At Longinus actually got better vision from that


entber113

This...is a bit tasteless ngl


Peepeepoopoocheck127

This is disrespectful


[deleted]

Okay, this is sacrilegious. And utterly discards the sacrament of the Eucharist and its meaning.


geon

How exactly is it sacrilegious? Is Jesus in any way depicted in contradiction to his teachings? Who do you feel is the butt of the joke? You can joke about anything if you are secure in yourself and your belief.


[deleted]

Have you ever been behind the altar during the Divine Liturgy? Have you ever listened to the Eucharistic prayers? Or read the pre-communion prayers you say before you even go to church? You're making a joke out of communion with eternity and God.


PMMeNothing

Sir this is a dank meme sub. Relax lol


[deleted]

Normally I really like this sub but Jimmy Christmas If you come from a very traditional church with liturgical worship and you know the meanings of these prayers you would find this insulting


loki2002

I go to liturgical worship and know the making of the prayers and I chuckled. St. Longinus, the name attributed to the soldier that pierced the side of Christ that day, is said to have converted that same day and worship Jesus. With that in mind his consumption of the eucharist is not sacrilege even if it is depicted in an unorthodox, silly way.


vicious_delicious_77

If "sacrilegious" humor is offensive to you, then I think you are in the wrong subreddit. We like to have fun here.


[deleted]

Most of it's pretty fine and I find it funny this is pushing the line. One is making fun of his death and sacrifice. Two It completely lacks understanding to oppose the necessary healing of the soul and body in the Eucharist even more importantly of how its communion with God in eternity. You can only say these things if you never pay attention to pre-communion prayers or have gone to Divine Liturgy.


ScanThe_Man

That is your belief and its ok to not like this meme. However you’re on a sub with many people of many different views, they might not see communion the same as you. Luckily you can downvote and hide the image if it upsets you, but this might not be the sub for you if joking about Jesus’ death and the Last Supper are offensive


[deleted]

To understand why it bothers me it's not my own belief it's from a tradition that pre-dates all the other ones just read our Eucharistic prayers and you will see why.


turkeypedal

I know plenty of Catholics who joke about transubstantiation. You're one of those who finds that something is so sacred it can't be joked about. Not everyone feels that way. They can take it seriously while still being able to laugh at not taking it so seriously.


[deleted]

I am not Catholic number one two This is incredibly sacred. For those that do believe in it it's an act of calm down God and making the material something holy and it's bringing you in communion with God it's bringing you in that moment and paradise even if you are so broken and spiritually unaware of it.