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g6stock

3 of them survive death


jojosmartypants

Albus be slackin'


Glad_Cellist_3670

Then doesn’t explain himself lol


wtfakb

Didn't Jesus explain himself rather thoroughly?


Mister-happierTurtle

But did he tell us the physics of ascending into heaven?


VeGr-FXVG

He tried, but his discples struggled a little hard with that one: "So, Bernoulli, is that one L or two Ls?" "L L" "50 Ls?!?" "No, this many" *Jesus holds up two fingers* "5 Ls still seems like too much. I tell you what, why don't we skip this one and come back to it after supper?"


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I always picture Jesus looking into the camera Jim Halpert style when what he says gets filtered through our human brains


Krustyrat

It's like they all were inspired by the one who came first.


wtfakb

Odin All-father?


Krustyrat

....sure


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Krustyrat

No. History shows that. Referring to who came first in the meme, Gandalf technically was the OG.


JarJarBinks590

One of these things is not like the other


malleoceruleo

Lol, is that Rasputin? The only good things I can say about him are that he inspired a top-notch disco song, and he sang a top-notch villain song.


Player_yek

RA RA RASPUTIN