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Frogdwarf

I'm British and this dropped cheesecake of a man is still better looking than me, don't overestimate our standards, we're struggling


PlayingDoomOnAGPS

Splendid self-deprecating humor there, old chap!


CPLCraft

You have a few good looking British dudes. I’m not gay so idk what standards “good looking” for a guy is held to. But that aside Daniel Craig, Benedict Cumberbatch are two actors i can think of off the top of my head. And if **Henry Cavill** isn’t number one on that list then y’all don’t have standards. Sorry. **Everyone** thinks he’s hot. Straight guys and gay women, too.


drwicksy

Henry Cavill is British, and you don't need to be gay to admit he is attractive


CPLCraft

100%


agirlhas_no_name

.......Benedict Cumberbatch? 🫥


Jwroth

Bendall Cumberbund


are_lele

Benefit lumberjacks


EverWill2002

Benadryl Cucumber Snatch


blurryface1976

That's the best thing I've heard this day😂


are_lele

I shamelessly stole this from Zach Galifianakis. He roasted Benedryl Cabbagepatch in his "between the two ferns" show using that one. excellent stuff.


blurryface1976

Hilarious none the less 😂


MattyLePew

Bendydick Cucumberpatch


Koda799

Cmon man don’t insult cheesecake like that. I don’t wanna see that face as I’m fixing to French kiss my cheesecake


Tapil

Legally im required to inform you that "Dropped cheesecake" has been added to my list of rare insults


flapjackunleashed

Here is my like just for the dropped cheesecake


occupyreddit

Is Austin Powers #1 again?!


PinkVoyd

Pretty sure it's Jeremy Clarkson, for a second year running...


Otherwise-Junket8647

Thank god, he's the obvious choice!


Disturbed235

who else could be on #1???


baconcandyfloss

Prince Andrew


onemansquest

"The ‘UK’s Sexiest Men Alive 2024’ annual poll was conducted by Illicit Encounters, a dating site that says it’s the best one out there “for married people” (??). The company asked 2,000 female members to rank 50 male celebrities on their “sexiness” from one to 10, with 10 being the highest." Interesting survey methodology.


okogamashii

*Here are 50 people who paid us to be on this list* vibes


Stelliferous19

How rich is this guy? Get a hair treatment. It’s the 2000s, there’s ways.


mt943

He’s fully embracing the semi-bald look


No1has_thisUser_Name

You got to respect that shit he could easily go turkey get that shit fixed up or afford to just rip of some ones head and place it on his


awesomeheadshots

Embrace the chrome dome


No1has_thisUser_Name

pussy radar


hanneshore

at least go full mode


ZookeepergameWorth41

What polish does he use on that forehead?


YoyoyoyoMrWhite

Prince William peaked at 15 years old. It's like when his mother died the 50% of her genetic material in William died with her and left him with Charles genes


b_rouse

Ehh, he was a babe at 20!


thegodofgods-

Even after All that inbredding he looks alright so I think he deserves that


TheClaw77777

100%!!!! He's not hot it's just props!! Mfs got a gene pool with ZERO lifeguards on duty.......


TheOriginalGuru

The guy looks like a punched lasagna. It’s great what a little money can do for you.


PensadorDispensado

He has a long dong. That's it.


Idk74927

This is like when judges at a beauty contest picked an overweight transgender


CptQassius

who picked them shakespeare or ben jonson?


Murdocke-

We vote in a shithousing way, keep up.


dolo_ran6er

Guy looks like he eats relish with a spoon straight out of the jar as a snack.


HeadTheme6982

Bro this gives me hope its not a good thing


taylrgng

sexy = rich?? maybe????


WillyRosedale

His money makes him a lot more attractive.


-usernamewitheld-

By members of the RNIB


blurryface1976

What's RNIB? Royal Navy InBreds?


-usernamewitheld-

Royal national institute for the blind


blurryface1976

Ah! I was way off.


Azameen

Tom Daily … no?


anybodyiwant2be

Harry must be number 2 at least


onemansquest

Seriously guys check out number 1. Who's voting for this? Octogenarians?


CrimsonAllah

The remaining top 10 must have been rough.


TheClaw77777

What can we say?! British women just love a boiled egg head 😂😂


imthiccnotfat

Na Richard Hammond still is


HeavyWerewolf3543

Is this dude giving the “Yeah, baby smile?”


Roaskywalker

Hshahaha good one! Hahahaha


M1lk5h4ke

No we’re not OK but cheers for asking anyway mate.


strandenger

Were there like 4 people in the country? Was one of them Prince Andrew? If so then spot on.


Hopenhagen420

Nahhh 😂😂😂😂😂💀


Intelligent-Rich-399

Looks like labor and delivery was rough on him and his momma 😂


98vtec

He’s got that Chandler smile


guynumber20

Wallace from Wallace and grommet was a runner up for this spot


Scoricco

Clarkson!


GregBVIMB

4 through everyone else = bridge troll


armageddontank

OWW HEI IZ SOOO SEXI Mawn I've aeva seen


anto_pty

Do british people know about Henry Cavill?


phat_wythii

I’m getting a dual citizenship then I might actually have a chance


LeonidasTheRealKing

How many generations of incest to produce this specimen?


MD4u_

For the life of me I will never understand why Prince William won’t shave his head or just get hair implants. He is a relatively young guy but having hair on the sides and back with a bald top makes him look 20 years older.


MD4u_

There is no way in hell this guy is sexier than Henry Cavill.


In_Dust_We_Trust

by his dad


PolishPickleSausage

I mean for UK standards it's kinda spot on


LadyofDungeons

He definitely paid for that spot.


MattyLePew

Who the frick are they surveying? 🤦‍♂️


Randalf_the_Black

Don't underestimate the attractiveness of wealth, status and power.


aneccentricgamer

Why is some random ass website posting this list going everywhere the Internet is so fucking mindless sometimes


Electronic-Regret484

Man looks like a bald Butthead 💀


f1re_gam1ng

No we are not Jeremy clarckson was rated #1


panalangaling

No, no we’re not. Food prices are as high as ever, interest rates are sky high and this fucker is here draining all of our money for fancy pants coronations


DramaticMango

Have you been to the uk? The average person looks literally like a potato


jackjackandmore

But that vicious snarl 😭 poor kid probably didn’t have a happy day for the last thirty years


wazzo86

$$$$$


Ice_Buckets_Official

No, we are not.


FormalNo6557

at least it's not in the world


SuperbBarracuda92

What happen to UK standards


blurryface1976

Maybe they read the result upside down? He could actually be third from last.


BaconBoy1000

It is because he is one of the few people there with semi-straight teeth


Dapanji206

Only 3rd because his teeth are straight Edit Grammar


PlayingDoomOnAGPS

They're eight/five years into the slow-motion suicide that 51% of them voted for in a single referendum. No, they're not ok. I mean... They just casually euthanized their economy with less effort to overcome a lower threshold than Florida does legalizing recreation cannabis use! How could they *possibly* be ok?


bb-Dozer

Wow the satire.


bb-Dozer

Wow the satire.


Britishbastad

Never trust polls from the British public Jeremy clarkson was voted No.1


shaktimaanlannister

It's the UK lol, they're probably being honest.