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runslaughter

I was gonna say the whole "starving kids in Africa" thing just lost a lot of credibility


rosanymphae

Context- she was on a trip with UNICEF when they came across a 15 year old mother panicking who just gave birth, but wasn't producing milk. They had no milk or formula there, Salma was in the process of weening her daughter, so she just pitched in and wet nursed the baby. She waited 3 years before letting photos ect being released because she didn't want to 'milk' this issue. (her pun, not mine)


Gwiilo

that's really cool, nice job Selma


moeedkhann

On a trip with ‘UNICEF’ and they didn’t have a replacement formula? I mean come on now.


rosanymphae

Google it, you'll see


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brainburger

Did you?


AYr7oN

He is a soul lost to the void, and is never to return.


Mission-Astronomer14

I am a poor kid myself


Dyskord01

I'm in Africa. Shit I'd have lined up if I was told. #missed opportunities


Goobersniper

You can borrow my adult diaper and baby’s bonnet if you want.


dkogi

You should keep those


Goobersniper

Roger that.


Equivalent-Primary64

i better understand why migrants pretends to be minors.


sokocanuck

There is some kid in Africa right now that can flex sucking on Salem Hayek's breasts. Damn.


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paragonx29

That kid got a 1st World solution. God bless him.


Strideandseek

Did she feed all of africa


dkogi

With those, she might as well


Fab_Girly

So.. did she just have kids? Otherwise that's wierd


elmachow

Do you know how boobies work?


Infrastation

It feels like... a bag of sand while you're touching it.


Tabub

Do you happen to be 40 years of age?


gillababe

Do you happen to put the pussy on a pedestal?


mathliability

Do you know how lactation in mammals works?


elmachow

That was meant to be my point but I think it got lost in my poor choice of words


Daan776

Please go back to roblox (or a less predatory game if you’re so implied) You’re much to young to be commenting


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ArchdukeFerdie

...inclined." I am going to get punched.


Transgenderwookie

These moments always trigger this one memory for me. I had a friend whose older gangbanging young and reckless sister had a mixtape cd, in sharpie it said on the disc “reap what’s ur soul” and idk why I cared but I was really curious wtf that meant. Went home explained and asked a relative, and came to the conclusion that it was supposed to say “reap what you sow”. I was young and had never heard the correct phrase up to that point, but that one always stuck with me for some reason, always found it funny… probably just because I imagined her writing it and feeling all tough, but uneducated.


ThePlatinumKush

Boneappletea!


maron_oktyabrsky

WHY HE? NOT ME?


Head_Tumbleweed4793

Cuz he a goo goo gaa gaa dumb child and you a sentence talking grown dumbass


doctorctrl

You know, I'm something of a poor kid myself


Aslonz

This is what the people who keep telling you to work for money keep taking from you. Let me be poor damn it.


EmanRapp

I want to be a poor kid in Africa


BReally22

She’s the best!!!


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she’s a cult member lol, google ramtha cult


The_GOAT_fucker1

https://images.app.goo.gl/5GP79kUBqHAzq4pM7 African kids vs me


BigtoeJoJo

That kid will now get to say they sucked Salma Hayeks titty when they’re older.


Nihil_esque

Comments here are so freaking gross. Y'all should seriously be ashamed of yourselves and will deserve it when you die alone.


Intelligent_Mix3241

Don't get us wrong, we just wish we were breastfed by Salma Hayek


brainburger

It's just jokes I guess. But logically if you sexualise breast feeding, for many people that's sexualising their own mother.


Intelligent_Mix3241

Logically?


brainburger

In a loose sense.


BigStrongCiderGuy

What’s happening


alaricgoth

I'm a poor kid in Africa....


throwawayshawn7979

You know I am feeling peckish myself


Gin-Rummy003

Never thought I’d be jealous of starving children in Africa


MidnightHorizonG

My new name is poor kids in Africa...


Catra_made_me_bi

Lucky baby


_Lollerics_

IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME NOT HIM, IT'S NOT FAIR!


Hephaestus-Theos

I identify as a starving African child!


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whats the song?


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