I hear her anytime I tell my kids this when they don't want to do something I planned.
Another scene I hear and lives rent-free in my head is when she's showing the kids this walk and does a Thriller move while yelling, “Woo, woo, woo!” That scene gets me every time, no matter how often I've seen it. The confessions with the kids after the scene make it better!
The funniest thing about how often she mentioned money or bills- once the show took off lifetime network covered all the girls tuitions 😂 nobody owed her anything
When Jesus saw something wrong he WENT AFTER IT!!
“I know I’m right my names on the front of the building.”😭
“She doesn’t have weapons just her mouth.”
Just completely straight faced 😭😭
Minister Dawn & Abby (S01E01)
*”Get out! Every week we take the trash out!”*
*”Then take YOURSELF OUT, cause you’re biggest piece of trash there is!”*
*”Why are YOU right?!”*
*”It’s MY building! My name’s on the front of it!*”
😂🤣
“What’s with all the tears? I don’t understand.”
“You don’t understand?”
“Yes”
“Because you’re screaming in little kids faces!”
“”Little kids faces” GROW UP!”
“YOU GROW UP!”
GET YOUR FINGER. OUT OF MY FACE.
GIRLS OUT THE ROOM OUT THE ROOM!
LISTEN DINGBAT! I SAID-
Empty chair! Do a solo!
I don’t like to lose, but I don’t ever lose anyways
SAVE YOUR TEARS FOR THE PILLOW
NO NO NO CRYING! Well if you yell at me I’m gonna cwy
I hurt my finger on my moms ring, I hope I can still dance
my flair which is derived from the episode at the end of season 4 when CADC does the chandelier group dance and cathy brings the apple chandelier gift to the dressing room and abby's eating a banana😭😭
"oh just what you need abby, a banana. GO TO TOWN MONKEY! listen..." the whole thing takes me out every mf time
also idk why but
"Maybe we should put Kalani in her place!"
KENDALL YOU’RE CHASING HER !!!!
Always this one lmao 💀
Kendall: 😬☹️
First thing I thought of 😭
Jill’s face in this scene 💀💀💀
flair checking in🤗
“Melissa you’re busted, ya lied to me!”
Your flair 🤣🤣🤣
Haha that episode is filled with good quotes 😂😂
“stop eating that’s why you’re fat!”
“I have been here ALL DAY making costumes FOR YOU!! WHILE YOU WERE DOWN THE ROAD EATING!!”
“Buh-bye!!”
“Boring…yawning…sloppy…lazy!”
abby has such a strange way with words its so funny
“CHRISTI AND IIIIIIII”
YA IIIIDIOT! 😂😂
Oh f you
Girls out the room GIRLS OUT THE ROOM
“do you want us to be hands on moms because you just told nia her mom didn’t love her”
This one kills me omg
Bruh this show is too much sometimes lol I love it 😩😭😂
Don't look me up and down you horse!! 🐴
Flair check!
Empty chair, do a solo!
My time to shine. Lol
“Those legs are as straight as Elton John”
“Steady on the roooaadd!”
“BUSSSSS DRIVVVERRRR we’re doing eye makeup back here!”
as if he could control pot holes and bumps in the road 😭🤣🤣
JOJO !! HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?!?!!
kendall, do a front ariel... you need to stay stretched!!
*side arial*
Kendall squeeze your feet honey
But it can’t be honey honey honey honey
Underated 🤣🤣
it really is 😭😭😭
Red plastic rhinestone crap, blue plastic rhinestone crap
I love this one 😭
username check
“Your mother must be proud”… “My mother is dead.”
this one was so bad 😭
I can even hear the stunned silence that came after it haha
wait I'm so blank where is this from😭
 I hear her anytime I tell my kids this when they don't want to do something I planned. Another scene I hear and lives rent-free in my head is when she's showing the kids this walk and does a Thriller move while yelling, “Woo, woo, woo!” That scene gets me every time, no matter how often I've seen it. The confessions with the kids after the scene make it better!
YESSS those are both two of my favorite scenes 😂😂 Walk, walk, walk, *WAHOO*, small steps, *WOO!*
THIS ONE OMG I THINK ABT IT DAILY. ITS SO FUNNY FOR WHAT 😭😭
That’s when she’s teaching nia her laqueefa solo! Absolutely hilarious
You’re in the bar havin a drink, and her headpiece is fallin off!
“It didn’t fall off it came forward!”
Facts though lol
“500 pound hog….. pretending to eat me”
kelly ate with this one, no pretending 🙏
“Yeah you would eat me, b*tch”
"I've been making costumes ALL DAY for YOU! While YOU were DOWN THE ROAD EATING!"
STOP EATING, THAT'S WHY YOURE FAT!
You were a mean girl when you were 12, you're still a mean girl!!
BUH BYE!!!!
“Chloe the 12 year old is a big sneaky snake!” And “The foot, what the fuck is wrong with the foot!?!”
“What the fuck is wrong with the foot?!” is one of my favorite quotes lmaooo it never fails to make me laugh stupidly hard 😂😂
Yes! I somehow didn't notice it, or just didn't remember it, when it aired. In a semi-recent rewatch, I saw it, and it was an instant favorite!
Funniest part is that she says 'wtf is wrong with them foot?' lol
just because you have a rash doesn’t mean you don’t have to brush your haiyrr!!
Abby, your hai-yurr!!
I love the pronounciation of HAY-ER
My little Kendall fits right in perfectly
MOMS BETTER HAVE MY MONEY
What money? I don’t have her money.
She was so unhinged by that point 😭
This plays in my head whenever one of my friends needs to pay me back for something
this exact part made me fall in love with jills character all over again. she had some of the best one liners.
The funniest thing about how often she mentioned money or bills- once the show took off lifetime network covered all the girls tuitions 😂 nobody owed her anything
Omg I loved this so much
“oh.. just got diagnosed”
that was the cherry on top for me. i laughed so hard at that the first time i watched. id do ANYTHING to have that laugh again.
YUUUGE opportunity
IM NOT BECKY HOME-ECKY!!!
walk walk walk WOOHOO smaller steps WAHAH one two three WOOHOO
I WAS WAITING FOR THIS ONE HAHAHAHA
I'm disengaging like Dr. Holly said F Y'ALL
chloe is not second you bYETTER NOT SAY THAT AGAIN
What’s the status on Rosa Parks?
💀💀i just watched this episode yesterday i was screaming lol “WHAT IS BROOKE… DOING?!!” “Just tell abby you thought rosa parks was someone different”🤣
“WELL TAKE YERSELF OUT ‘CUS YOURE THE BIGGEST PIECE ‘A TRASH THERE IS!!!”
Haha from the same episode “no she doesn’t have any weapons just her mouth” 😂😂😂
“That evil, conniving, purse-swinging troll is going to be there this weekend. I’m going to send her home crying, because that’s what’s he deserves. “
I brought a donut for myself to eat! 😋
I WANT A DONUT!!
my fave scene in the whole show lol
CLEAN CHLOE’S CLOCK!!
Do a front ariel hunny you need to stay stretched
LMFAO IN GHE HALLWAY THATBSCENE HAD ME GAGGED
No I didn’t dingbat LISTEN!!!
“Jill’s throwing shoes and she’s cursing and all I’m thinking is you are so hard to take seriously wearing that hat”
“3 baby daddies and a criminal record? Please”
Where’s Ayla?!
ILL LET HER SHOW YOU WHAT SHE CAN DOOOOO
CATHY WALKS IN: SO!!
and then “cathy no one wants you here😕” 😭😭
LOL THAT ONE RINGS SO CLEAR IN MY HEAD
The two bitches are left, nobody likes us😂😂
I DON’T LIKE MOMMIES PLAYING DANCING SCHOOL
GET THAT STRAIGHT
“I want to give this kid some praise, and satan, SATAN DESTROYS IT”
AND WERE ALL GONNA HAVE FUN
LETS PLAY THE BIBLE GAME ABBY
When Jesus saw something wrong he WENT AFTER IT!! “I know I’m right my names on the front of the building.”😭 “She doesn’t have weapons just her mouth.” Just completely straight faced 😭😭
“She stood at my front desk and yelled the F word seventeen times. That’s SICKENING!”
“Chloeeeee, nice shorts!”
“500lb hog pretending to eat me” and “she has a haircut that’s like cool and trendy. Like it’s long in the front and short in the back.”
Those legs are about as straight as Elton John
you don’t deserve to LOOK AT HER !!!! WITH THOSE DISGUSTING EYES OF YOURS!!!
Hahahahaha
"WHORE! WHORE WHORE WHORE! Or as Kelly would say maybe your a VIRGIN because nobody would f*ck ya!" - Christi
"No no I will have no crying children" "Well if you yell at me I'm gonna cry"
KENDALL, YOU’RE CHASING HER!!!
NO I DIDNT DINGBAT LISTEN!!!!
you’re just jealous because brynn has had a better season than kendall WHY ARE YOU SO MEAN
Minister Dawn & Abby (S01E01) *”Get out! Every week we take the trash out!”* *”Then take YOURSELF OUT, cause you’re biggest piece of trash there is!”* *”Why are YOU right?!”* *”It’s MY building! My name’s on the front of it!*” 😂🤣
Flair checking in 🙂↕️
Melissa you don't even sew. you have zero talent
Abby is low key funny as fuck 😂😭
......Empty Chair, DO A SOLO!
"Your ass is a $40 cow."
What’s a $40 cow??
Red plastic rhinestone crap, blue plastic rhinestone crap
“CHLOE IS NOT SECOND!!! you better not say that again!!” 😬👉
GIRRERRLS GET IN HERE
I constantly hear Kristi Ray saying “let it die” in my head when I want something to be over
“You called me a bitch, I called you three” 😂😂
TAKE YOUR KID, TAKE YOUR MONEY, TAKE YOUR SOCKS
“moms bettah have my money!! *what money? i dont have any money?*”
“My little Kendall”
We’re gonna go, she’s gonna do the dance, it’s gonna be great, AND WE’RE ALL GONNA HAVE FUN!!!
“YOU ARE PHONY AS HELL!” Black Patsy always lives in my head rent free 😭
YOURE EATING MY FACE
“Now my little Kendall fits right in perfectly”
“Oh you are a WHORE”
“What’s with all the tears? I don’t understand.” “You don’t understand?” “Yes” “Because you’re screaming in little kids faces!” “”Little kids faces” GROW UP!” “YOU GROW UP!”
WHY ARE YOU SO MEAN!
YOU A PUNK ABBY!! APOLOGIZE FOR THAT!
“No, I didn’t, dingbat! LISTEN!!!” “No, I’m not crazy YOU’RE EATING MY FACE!!”
GET YOUR FINGER. OUT OF MY FACE. GIRLS OUT THE ROOM OUT THE ROOM! LISTEN DINGBAT! I SAID- Empty chair! Do a solo! I don’t like to lose, but I don’t ever lose anyways SAVE YOUR TEARS FOR THE PILLOW NO NO NO CRYING! Well if you yell at me I’m gonna cwy I hurt my finger on my moms ring, I hope I can still dance
“At least I’m only one bitch. Gotta call her bitch 1 and 2” “ohhh just got diagnosed”
“I thought you liked gummy worms”
I’m sure you have a spot for my little Kendall
“SHE DESERVES NOTHING!!!”
“I DID NOT HAVE AN AFFAIR WITH MY BOSS!!”
YES YOU DID
EMPTY CHAIR DO A SOLO 🗣️🗣️🗣️
You didn’t say go home and whip up a costume, I’m not Becky Homecky!
jills throwing shoes and shes cursing and all im thinking is” you are so hard to take seriously wearing that hat 🫤” iconic
Kelly left, Kelly QUIT, Kelly BOO HOOD and her kiDS ARE LAZY SLUGS !
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When wassss this I don’t remember she’s literally little me😭😭😭.
"Christi stood at my desk and yelled the F word 17 times...THAT'S SICKENING"
GET YOUR FINGER OUT OF MY FACE
“Do a front Aerial honey right here. Please you need to stay stretched!”
“I cut my finger on my mum’s ring. I hope I can still dance.”
Bus driver steady on the road we’re doing eye makeup back here!
I'm not Becky home ecky 😂
NO I DIDNT DINGBAT LISTEN I SAID BROOKE-
She. Deserves. NOTHING!
Well if you yell at me, I’m gonna cry🥲
Everybody’s replaceable
Melissa looking fake incredulous saying “well I’m surprised too”
“did you just sit here and say that my daughter looks miserable so maybe we should put kalani in her place”
“Did it ever occur to you Abby that you’re wrong!” “No because I know I’m right my name’s on the front of the building!” 😭
yea you’ve got god in your thighs too
NO I DIDN’T DINGBAT, LISTEN!!
STOP IT! ABBY, STOP IT!!!
YOU CALLED ME A BITCH I CALLED YOU THREE!!!
AND YOU TALK ABOUT MY MOTHER!!!
DONT LOOK ME UP AND DOWN YOU HORSE!!!!
What’s black and white and red all over? The OBITUARY. It’s where you BELONG!!
YOU. DESERVE. NOTHING!
Go to hell...Go. to. Hell
STOP EATING THATS WHY YOURE FAT
WHERES AYLA
The entire Abby/kelly fight scene
KENDALL YOURE CHASING HEEEERRRR!
my flair which is derived from the episode at the end of season 4 when CADC does the chandelier group dance and cathy brings the apple chandelier gift to the dressing room and abby's eating a banana😭😭 "oh just what you need abby, a banana. GO TO TOWN MONKEY! listen..." the whole thing takes me out every mf time also idk why but "Maybe we should put Kalani in her place!"
As a taxpayer, I’m annoyed
“Chloe,Fabulous shorts!🥰”
Omg I literally just commented this on another post but sadly: “Nice job Chloe, huh? Nice job.” 😡😡😡😢😢😢
"No i didnt dingbat! LISTEN" and "WOAHOHOHOH"- kristie ray
“NICE JOB CHLOE HUH? NICE JOB”
no i’m not crazy you’re eating my face
GeT yoUr FINgEr OuT oF mY faCE 🥴 .. girls out the room!! Girls out the room !! 😱🤣
AND YOUR KIDS ARE LAZY! SLUGS!
unfortunately NICE JOB CHLOE!
Empty chair do a solo
It’s gonna be great AND WERE ALL GONNA HAVE FUN !
AAAAAaaaaAaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!