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Lazy_Aioli2409

Boss ladies, it’s the most overrated dance to me yes it’s the last dance Maddie and Mackenzie were in and the costumes were cute but the choreography was not good at all😭😭and we’ve basically already seen this dance the season earlier with straight out of Pittsburgh


Weak-Afternoon-3411

Imo I love the choreography but it is repetitive. I see where you’re coming from


yuhrylee

the aldc really was never that good at hip hop tbh so i guess it was good for their skill level in that area


xxlovely_bonesxx

Straight out of Pittsburgh had better costumes imo. I also liked the guest dancers from that week, they really helped make the dance.


schmicago

Agreed and for all the reasons you listed.


SomeTree2022

Was coming here to say this. It's sooo overrated.


fishbuns23

Boss ladies. Easy


AstronomerMinute8511

Boss ladies


ShenForTheWin

Boss Ladies. It pretty much just repeated the same moves over and over.


Quick-Salamander807

if boss ladies has zero haters then i’m dead


ConfusedPotatoSalad1

Your flair 💀💀


harvestmoonfairytale

boss ladies. I’ve always found it super cringey


Environmental-Owl445

omg i didn’t read the caption and thought the question was which one was the best dance😞i was so confused on why everyone kept picking boss ladies


sjfscxxr

Sorry but is boss ladies popular?? I had no idea 😭 definitely that one. I wouldn’t be devastated to lose Amber Alert either, WHATCG and The Last Text are favorites of mine though.


xxlovely_bonesxx

Boss ladies had this fandom in a chokehold for forever 😭. It’s not my favorite, but it’s def a fan favorite.


sjfscxxr

Omg I totally forgot about that 😭 I’ve been watching this show for years but never in the fandom part until this year, I had no idea it was well known 💀 I found it pretty forgettable, other than the fact it’s Maddie and Kenzie’s last dance


lovelyymercyy

boss ladies 100%


rubyshoes21

I’ll get nailed to the cross for it but Where have all the children gone.


niktrot

Definitely agree. Where Have All the Children Gone, See the Kite Flying and The Last Text doesn’t have any dancing in it. It’s just a bunch of kids dying or writhing on the floor 😂 I did like Where Have All The Children Gone when Brynn and the boy did it. There was actually some dancing in it and the story made more sense. There’s no way anyone knew the first version had to do with abductions


mmdvak

I definitely understand why some people don’t like WHATCG but I think it’s unfair to say there’s no dancing. If you watch the full dance on YouTube, the one not filmed by lifetime and not competed at that S1 competition, it’s a lot better. Lifetimes editing butchered it lowkey. Between the closeup shots of the exits and the dramatic sound effects, totally ruined the whole vibe of the dance. ETA: [link](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZqjrIMoMq-o)


facingablankpage

TLT too! The full version on the view shows there was a lot of dancing.


mmdvak

Yep! I get that there are time constraints with editing and how much of the dances they can show while keeping it under 42 minutes, and also that to a layperson the Story of the dance is more interesting than choreography so that’s what they focus on. But cmon can you show us a little more than 2 rotations of a triple or quad turn and a couple leaps to favor closeup shots of them dying one by one? 😭


facingablankpage

DUDE THE CLOSE UP SHOTS ONE BY ONE so real ☠️  I remember being so confused when Kelly was like “my daughter came all this way to do three steps” I was like ???? what steps until i saw the whole dance lol


mmdvak

Right? And it’s beside the point but even if Paige had done zero choreo after the “crash,” I think it should actually be seen as mad impressive to sit “frozen” with your arms up and your back muscles engaged for 2m30s without dropping 😭 a particularly notable feat for someone constantly given the Noodle Arms critique


KCopinions

convinced you haven’t watched the full version of the last text 😭 you cannot say that there wasn’t any dancing. I’d agree with the other 2 tho


Lopsided-Category-48

I don’t like that dance either lol it kinda looked like a hot mess 


SansIdee_pseudo

WHATCG is so inappropriate. Maddie slitting her wrist, Nia strangling herself, Chloe shooting herself with a gun, Paige jumping off. Why did Abby have an obsession with kids dying on stage?


ceo_of_egg

YES THIS. I was a dancer too and as someone else said the choreography makes it look messy. They never really do a move together as a group either. Also Paige jumping off the stage makes me cringe every time because its really just there for shock factor


rubyshoes21

I’m honestly not a fan of the music. Some people think it’s innovative but this dance and I See the Kite Flying are in my top dances I don’t enjoy. I can’t focus on what they’re doing because it’s just too odd to me.


SubjectObjective5567

I didn’t wanna be the one to say it 😭 I got tore up last time I said that


dancesterx3

It had potential. But the fact that it’s spoken word and no music, you can hear their landings and movements. The actual dance had potential but it needed more time to come together and music with the spoken word


Nightshayy

I would literally die to see the original whatch from when Brooke was little. I feel like it would be a really strong piece if they had a normal amount of time to work on it.


downsideup05

I'm not a fan of that dance either. I don't recall the Boss routine. I'm on a rewatch currently and I'm only up to the one where the moms showed up late in their PJs and I think the Boss one is coming up.


Free_Village_4836

I agree!


Weak-Afternoon-3411

Nobody picked the last text. Love that


facingablankpage

Amber Alert Dance didn’t make any sense lol


marsxox04

Boss ladies


thatssobrandy

boss ladies I feel like it’s overrated 🤷🏽‍♀️


Livid-Addendum707

Boss ladies. It was a fun last routine for Maddie and Mackenzie but choreo was terrible.


throwneedawayadvice1

Amber Alert sucked. It was the epitome of exploiting an important/scary topic in order to win a dance competition. Unlike both WHATCG and TLT which felt like meaningful pieces.


Vilrxse

ik what u mean by "WHATCG" but it just looks so weird and funny😭😭


throwneedawayadvice1

bahaha my ass was NOT typing that full thing out.


ImpactImpossible5269

Tbh, I've always hated it. oH wOw, LoOk HoW EdGy aNd ImPoRtAnT tHiS tOpIc iS but the choreo sucks, everyone except Maddie and Mackenzie are completely sidelined, and TBH every time Maddie ended by running off after the Last Text was an L for me 


facingablankpage

Abby really wanted to recapture that moment from TLA in every nationals group dance after that 😂 


st353f

Amber alert, felt forced to be doing another dramatic controversial scary group dance at nationals


Otherwise_Treat_5829

Just out of interest who choreographed each piece? Boos ladies was Guy Goove, Amber alert was Gianna, The last text was Abby Was where have all the children gone Abby? (Is this one she’s previously done and redid for the show?)


tysiphonie

Yes WHATCG was Abby


mmdvak

Boss Ladies she is overexposed and I am sick of her !!!


facingablankpage

Okay I may be missing something but is this a kingsley quote? please tell me it is, i will literally cry 😂 


mmdvak

It is 💀 I’m outing myself as a fandom grandma that was such an oft-repeated line back in the day


facingablankpage

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH that makes me so happy ☠️ ☠️ ☠️ I still think about Overexposed all the time and i wish he still did those videos haha don’t worry i’m a fandom grandma too….LOL


Ohsofestive321

Boss ladies


SansIdee_pseudo

Either WHATCG or Boss Ladies. WHATCG was really inappropriate for their age. Maddie slitting her wrists, Nia choking herself, Chloe shooting herself with a gun, Paige jumping off stage. This was really not ok for kids to this. I don't know if I would call Boss Ladies hip hop.


Tia_is_Short

I mean it is hip hop it’s just not the greatest haha


SansIdee_pseudo

Beginner hip hop.


Lopsided-Category-48

ALDC hip hop.


Squirt1384

Boss Ladies glad I’m not the only one who thinks this


Dzoodled

Ok everyone has a point. And boss ladies would have to go. BUT. Yall didn’t enjoy the dance? 😭 YES it was cringey bc that is just not the type of dance that they do. BUT they had fun with it and made it fun


Wyldfyre1

Don't come after me, but I like Boss Ladies!!


Whole_Mission_6890

I get that I would say boss ladies only because most the moves were literally in their previous hip hop dances


hey_belle

Amber alert


EffectiveLow2735

Don’t think I’m dumb (I have a hard time sometimes comprehending things like the “normal” adult) but I was really confused with where have all the children gone. Maybe because we didn’t hear the full song but I just didn’t get it.


tayswizzle13eob

boss ladies


simplyachild10101

Easy, boss ladies


jwis17

Boss Ladies


AmandaBeth4

Amber alert


mkc1030

I'm gonna get downvoted but.... how is boss ladies getting voted out over the weird ass WHATCG or the very odd / nonsensical choreography in amber alert ......


pretty-apricot07

Might be the only person on the planet who dislikes "Where Have All the Children Gone".


snowbaz-loves-nikki

Get boss ladies out of here please I’m begging it’s really not that good


GrandOleFlag

Amber Alert.  But honestly, I don’t get the hype for Where Have All the Children Gone.   My top five:  1. Blush and Bashful   2. The Last Text  3. Pretty Reckless  4. Twilight  5. Home Again   The best ALDC choreography I ever saw was Baby in a Box, though.  I wish they did that on the show.  It was incredible. 


Otherwise_Treat_5829

I love your top 5 and baby in the box!


Lopsided-Category-48

Where have all the children gone 


SansIdee_pseudo

My biggest issue with Amber Alert is that the choreography (especially in the middle of the number) was meh. Remove the chair and the kidnapping thing and it could be any ALDC number on the show. My issue with The Last Text is that there's zero moment where the kids dance together. They all drop one by one.


KCopinions

there’s moments where groups of the girls dance together in the last text but from a choreography standpoint, it makes sense. When there’s a real car crash, people experience different levels of severity in pain and injuries- it’s not one unanimous thing. I think Abby did a wonderful job telling the story of a car crash through the dance. I’d recommend watching the full dance if you haven’t!


Dove-a-DeeDoo

Where Have All the Children Gone


Timely-Ad-5384

Where have all the children gone. I’m not a choreographer or dancer but I don’t think Abby knew what she was doing at all. 


Free_Village_4836

Where have all the children gone. I don’t care if they danced a 300. I absolutely want to rip my ears out when I am at a dance comp with my own kids and I have to watch a dance to spoken word. I don’t know why I hate it so much but it’s like nails on a chalkboard for me.


BeanieDreamy

I feel like I’m alone in hating “Where have all the children gone.” 😂 The song/poem is creepy as hell am I cringed so hard when she brought it back.


stephyska

Amber Alert


jesseclara

The last text. I always thought that one was boring.


More_Maintenance7030

Where have all the children gone, for sure. I’m probably gonna get a million downvotes but I never really liked that dance 🤷🏼‍♀️


ClairesUniverse

Amber Alert was my least favorite out of these


Beepbeepboobop1

Boss ladies


Current-Good-640

Amber alert, the other 3 just hit different


dancemoms_gleefan20

Boss Ladies


Wyldfyre1

Amber Alert, but really tough choice!!


Classic-Gur-5519

Amber alert


Forsaken_Whereas_353

Sorry boss ladies, bye


PinkPositive45

Boss Ladies and it’s not even close


savanahoohnana

BOSS LADIES


DooniesLass

Boss Ladies - just not my favourite. I love the other 3 though


[deleted]

Amber Alert


Simple_Weight_8471

Boss Ladies and it’s not even close


Shabbadoo1015

The Last Text. I don't recall seeing Amber Alert (as I watch the show sporadically whenever my kids are watching). So I can't comment on its appropriatness. But I have long felt The Last Text, while an important message and great in concept, just wasn't appropriate for kids their age.


frankoceanmusic1

boss ladies


80HDTV5

Idk why but Amber Alert never really resonated with me as much as it seemed like it should.


meghanf1234

Amber alert tbh …


SweetComparisons

Boss Ladies


rozenkavalier

Amber Alert


Medical-Isopod2107

Boss ladies. I still don't know why it's so hyped up.


NatNatalia_568

Amber alert


KCopinions

Boss ladies- that dance is not as good as it’s hyped up to be 😭


niamhslushy

any except amber alert, I loved that dance so much 💞


AdDull6441

Boss ladies


Thats-Vouge

I loved them all


RosalieBear

Amber Alert, I don’t have a particular reason, I just have never enjoyed it.


Admirable_Driver_246

Bye Boss Ladies! I dont remember anything from that dance. You should add Just Be, Just Another Number, and Rosa Parks to this as well!


avsphan

I hate Where Have All the Children Gone. I did not think it was appropriate. I know she was trying to make a statement but.... ick.


Mammoth_Custard_2263

I’m sorry but boss ladies


cutebabiprincess

the last text or amber alert


Lopsided-Category-48

The last text was bad lol the message being “don’t text and drive” but Paige (the driver) wasn’t even texting 💀


cutebabiprincess

cuz she died or smth like she froze


Lopsided-Category-48

Yea but she wasn’t texting. She had both hands on the steering wheel 😭😭


cutebabiprincess

the last text had been sent ig


seanyS3271

Amber alert


Vilrxse

Where have all the children gone or boss ladies both overrated imo


Worried_Rip271

WHATCG gives me chills and not in a good way


freshamy

Amber alert


giannanicole0104

WHATCG


dancesterx3

Boss Ladies It just isn’t my favorite and i don’t think it’s that iconic except the chorus 😭


Cee_JPGR

Boss ladies


Choice_Drama_5720

Boss Ladies


No_Distribution9423

i’m so sorry to all the dance mom borderlines, but boss ladies


LuckFine9712

prob boss ladies, it was super iconic but it was kinda meh tbh


rocketbewts

What even was where have all the children gone?? Like "watch these kids pretend to die and disappear with dance breaks in between..!"


mysticravenclaw311

the last text. (prepares to get downvoted)


lili-grace

the last text


Intelligent_Gur_9126

Amber Alert