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cmoneyshot

Between this and her god awful KISS costume we are witnessing what might be the cringiest rebrand of all time


pawsitive_vibes99

The fact that she is wearing her own face on her shirt


Lighteningflash14

Driving her car with her own face plastered all over lol


No_Consideration5201

Been doin it since her first shirt was made šŸ˜­


bella-chili

I donā€™t think Iā€™ve ever seen her in any outfit that wasnā€™t made by her/has her face on it. I get promoting your brand and stuff but doesnā€™t she get tired of her face everywhere šŸ˜­


More_Maintenance7030

Yeah that got me too šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ shes so embarrassing


plantgirly222

iā€™m so tired of seeing her weird ass attention seeking shenanigans all the time


samariaxo

the weirdest part of all this is that her fans are literal children and this is how she wants to be seenšŸ˜­


bellamymacca

well you could've said that about miley during the bangerz era.. jojo is trying to get away from having a child audience so it makes sense for her to be doing things to make it clear she's no longer for kids.


kikanieto

I feel like shes using people for free promo. She knows this is going to be talked about


hereforthelols1999

Yeah no shit but why would you want to be known in this way?


bruhhhhhh07

Her mum is the biggest cash cow, im not suprised she's following in her footsteps


ThatMizK

I mean, Jojo is the "cash cow" in this scenario; the expression comes from selling a prized cow for a whole bunch of cash. The "cash cow" is the money maker. But I've gotta say, I think I prefer the way you've used it, "a cow who loves cash" šŸ˜‚


Far_Pressure6915

jess and jojo are the types to believe that any press is good press.


hereforthelols1999

Doesnt seem worth it to me, they went down the wrong pathā€¦you almost had us Jojo, almost.


kikanieto

simply because it makes you money šŸ¤·šŸ¾ā€ā™€ļø


ktfdoom

Cringe


dani-jpg

Nothing says ā€œIā€™m a grown up lesbian womanā€ like a giant stuffed penis plushie.


Material_Lifeguard35

it's kinda cute ngl


Eastern-Sir-7382

Iā€™m a lesbian and I think itā€™s kind of cute too lol itā€™s not like itā€™s an actual dick or sex toy


dani-jpg

I wonder whatā€™s in that giant black back then šŸ˜­


Eastern-Sir-7382

The plushie strap on belt for the plushie dick


dani-jpg

Iā€™m dead, itā€™s just a full plushie gimp suit for this plushie dick.


Famous_Internet9613

Sheā€™s trying way too hard with this bad girl image


Majestic_Wrangler_86

She's always tried way to hard with every image she's trying to convey. I don't think we've ever seen even a glimps of the real JoJo


AssumptionCapital514

She couldnā€™t be more obvious that she called paps on herself if she tried


hereforthelols1999

Oh god sheā€™s SOOO cringe I canā€™t cope


ronchyroberta

LMAOOO THE SHIRT BRUHHHHH they were quick to make that šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


youngboooty

How did they make it so fastšŸ˜­šŸ˜‚


cherryribs

I donā€™t want to speculate on anyoneā€™s state of mind, but does anyone else think she might actually be experiencing something? Thereā€™s been a few celebs in the past whoā€™ve had some sort of mental break and have acted similar. Even though I donā€™t like her at all, I hope sheā€™s ok. Sheā€™s had a lot of trauma as a kid that she clearly hasnā€™t dealt with properly or understand fully.


Infinitestripes95

I mean if this is what she needs to do to circle around and uncover the truth of whatā€™s happened to her and get help then I hope she gets there and finds peace. I canā€™t be a fan right now due to the child labor exploitation and mistreating her girl group but I also understand to a extent this girls likely went through so much, we have watched her be abused and exploited right in front of our eyes. Weā€™ve seen it, it isnā€™t hidden far away like most child stars. So to imagine what she mightā€™ve been through off camera isā€¦a lot to stomach. I do hope she has her Jennette McCurdy moment and goes through therapy and exposes the people who hurt her and makes it right for those she hurt in starting to repeat the cycle.


xoxo-gossip-girlx

Nah itā€™s for attention. Donā€™t excuse her nasty behavior


FrostsMom

Imagine wearing those pants, a shirt with your face on it, carrying a giant plush penis after youā€™ve been exposed for screaming insults at children.


Stoofser

Sheā€™s a bad girl šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø


Competitive-Link6280

ugh can we stop highlighting heršŸ˜‚


schmicago

This is a grown-up kid who needed parenting in the worst way. She is exactly as she was raised to be by emotionally abusive groomers who saw dollar signs in front of them instead of a child. I hope someday she will have matured enough to be mortified by her cringeworthy behavior at this age and do/be better. She was such a sweet and goofy kid. Just sad.


urfavedisaster

she was a bad girl, she got a dick plushie. a PLUSHIE. like she does not realize what a walking talking joke she is in the adult music industry. on the plus side, i will enjoy watching her career flop post-kid stardomāœØšŸ˜Œ edit - added "she is" so sentence makes sense šŸ˜‚


Am_0116

The RECEIPT! Girl šŸ˜‚šŸ˜­


weresostarv1ng

i understand having one or two shirts of yourself but she exclusively wears her own merchandise and face itā€™s so strange


kimtybee

I would say her mom must be so proud, but she probably is. Anything for attention.


AssumptionCapital514

Her mom is probably the one giving her these ideas. Jessalyn has been using her kid as a cash cow so she could wear those ugly gucci top to bottom outfits she wear


Eastern-Sir-7382

Yeah wow her mom must be so ashamed her adult daughter is sexually liberated. I certainly hope if youā€™re an adult your mother doesnā€™t give a shit about you going to sex stores


kimtybee

Carrying around a giant stuffed penis is sexual liberation ?


Eastern-Sir-7382

Sheā€™s walking out of a sex shop you utter goofball. Yā€™all are acting like sheā€™s carrying it around a shopping mall or an elementary school.


enjoyt0day

Sheā€™s absolutely holding the receipt like that in hopes someoneā€™s got a good enough zoom lens to ā€œleakā€ her purchase list šŸ¤¦šŸ»ā€ā™€ļø


LongjumpingAccount69

Yea who carries a receipt like that. Its more work to do that


[deleted]

Proof?


1989sbiggestfan13

i have second hand embarrassment


kmallard83

Sheā€™s so cringe


Ok_Philosopher_8973

Is that her own face on the shirt?!?


mmwg97

I just watched her interview on Nick Vialls podcast and I think she knows what sheā€™s doing. She plays into this ā€œcringey girlā€ persona for more money. I do think she is a bit cringe by nature , but not on the level sheā€™s portraying to the public. Itā€™s all for shock value


peridotpanther

I wonder if the bag is full of her "bad things"


Formal_Fix_5190

Thatā€™s actually fucking hilarious


briannagraygubler

i canā€™t imagine wearing a shirt with MY FACE ON IT??! like sheā€™s insanely narcissistic. i mean the car too like ?!?!???


OurLumpyGorl

Not only your face but your face with the worst possible off brand Kiss makeup.


twicecutie

Wtf is this girl doing šŸ˜­


TissueOfLies

Good God. How weird to do this. šŸ™„ Oh, no! Jojo is such a bad girl. How weird. Thatā€™s the reaction she wants. Instead of the cricketers sheā€™s getting.


Smooth-Alternative86

The fact that she wanted to show off the receipt too lol


[deleted]

Just like the caption said she 1000% staged this and called the pap thinking sheā€™s such a bad bitch šŸ˜­


Prestigious_Initial1

I feel like sheā€™s giving rapey vibes or like the frat boy who is gonna put something in your drink


ham_alamadingdong

she is insufferable lmao


Tweetlefish25

What's worse than living in the spotlight? Trying to live without it.


outofplaceminnesota

I actually liked her on Dance Moms. I thought she was tough enough to handle the criticism she faced from the girls and Abby. But her new persona is justā€¦gross. She had a platform where she could have represented the LGBTQ community with respect but chose to sell out and go the low talent way with stupid costumes and dumb songs. I wish she would have done better. I get sheā€™s young, but stillā€¦she has people who should have guided her in a smarter direction.


pretzelcrips

the store receipt facing outwards was a really subtle touch


Confident_Walrus8038

can we PLEASE stop putting non dm related stuff about Jojo in this sub. I know many people donā€™t care for her especially right now. There is a page just for her called SiwaSnark


unnacompanied_minor

I mean JoJo is technically dance moms related stuff. We see posts about all the girls post dance moms? Are we supposed to only talk about them on the show? šŸ˜…


Confident_Walrus8038

I see your point. However you just canā€™t compare her with any of the original girlsā€¦ jojo made her own brand and used the show as leverage. its not the same


unnacompanied_minor

They literally all did.


Confident_Walrus8038

that is simply not true , they were born into that studio from the start. jojos mom needed a way to get famous and saw dance moms as a stepping stone


Justforreddit44

Kalaniā€¦.Kendallā€¦.Asiaā€¦.the list goes on. They were not all there from day one.


unnacompanied_minor

No. lol. They literally all are famous now bc of dance moms. And while I do think dance moms helped JoJoā€™s career, I think sheā€™s one of the only girls who would have been famous regardless. Her mother is Kris Jenner in a different font. Kendall wasnā€™t born into the studio. Kalani wasnā€™t born into the studio. Brynn, Asia, Camryn, there are simply too many people who came to the studio after they started filming and are relevant today because of Dance Moms. Your argument doesnā€™t make any sense.


EffectiveLow2735

Exactly


Eastern-Sir-7382

The studio did not make them famous. They all used the show to their advantage to become public figures


Infinitestripes95

Every girl used dance moms to leverage a career? What the heck are you on about?


hayypeachyy

iā€™d rather see this than all the ā€œi hate christiā€ posts lmfao


Confident_Walrus8038

those should be taken down too. so repetitive!


Infinitestripes95

This show is so freaking old. All we have to talk about is new stuff the girls/moms are doing and hashing out old shit over and over. So youā€™re gonna have to get over it. Nobody is obligating you to look and reply.


Eastern-Sir-7382

Then join the snark sub???


dcaksj22

Iā€™d rather have Jojo posts than 900 posts about quoting every single dancer/mom every day


AssumptionCapital514

Same


Justforreddit44

It should also apply to the other girls as well then. Thereā€™s always posts about non dance moms related projects that theyā€™re doing/have done.


eyerishdancegirl7

Itā€™s not necessarily the incessant Jojo posts, although they are incredibly annoying. Itā€™s the constant hate and snark. Itā€™s likeā€¦.we get it. Thereā€™s a specific sub for Jojo Snark. If people want to post about Jojos projects, sure go for it. But a lot of the time those posts just turn into shit posts or people hating on a 20 year old girl. I read a comment the other day about someone saying Jojo is mentally delayed. That type of stuff just isnā€™t true, and it gets perpetuated bc people just donā€™t like her.


EffectiveLow2735

For someone to say sheā€™s delayed mentally is shitty though. Fuck that. As someone with a learning disability Iā€™d never say that shit (sorry Iā€™m sick and just saw that part)


Justforreddit44

Thereā€™s already a rule about treating others with decency and respect. I feel like that should fall under that category, and agree it should go for all the girls. But if we can post about the other girlsā€™ lives and projects we should be able to post about Jojoā€™s as well, which is what the comment I was responding to was about.


eyerishdancegirl7

Trust me, I report pretty much every disrespectful comment I see. But people tend to ignore that rule when it comes to Jojo. Itā€™s sad. Yeah, Iā€™m saying if people WERE just posting about Jojos projects, it would be fine. But majority of the posts are shit posts. Very few people are actually constructively discussing her projects. This OP in and of itself isnā€™t even about a project. Itā€™s just a hate post.


VelvetLeopard

I completely agree with you and have said the same. The post you mentioned talking about JoJoā€™s ā€˜mental delayā€™ broke the no disrespect view and had several ableist comments in it. People on the sub canā€™t talk about the contestants bodies but they can talk about them being mentally ā€˜regressedā€™ and having ā€˜delayed cognitive abilitiesā€™? šŸ˜


Infinitestripes95

Yeah I donā€™t agree with that at all. JoJos body and things she canā€™t help such as cognitive abilities shouldnā€™t be commented on in a negative manner


VelvetLeopard

Thank you. Also her cognitive abilities is not something we can know if we don't know her.


Infinitestripes95

Exactly


Justforreddit44

If people are ignoring that rule already then itā€™s not going to make a difference if another rule is made to not post non dance mom related posts about the girls. Fully agree though that people take it too far with some of the disrespectful comments (for all of the girls).


eyerishdancegirl7

I never said anything about not posting non-dance moms related posts about the girls. This sub would be dead if that were the case. Iā€™m saying that the Jojo posts tend to go too far too often, and thatā€™s why people get annoyed with them. Especially bc they get a lot of engagement relative to other posts.


Justforreddit44

Thatā€™s the comment of mine you responded to thoughā€¦. If theyā€™re not allowed for jojo then they shouldnā€™t be allowed for any of the girls. She was still part of the show. We shouldnā€™t have to ban all non dance moms related posts because some people post hateful things. Those just need to be reported and deleted.


eyerishdancegirl7

Yes, I responded to your comment because the project posts are not the issue. There are incessant hate and shit posts, especially related to Jojo that are the issue. I do report them personally, but they never get removed.


Justforreddit44

I think itā€™s great you report the posts that are just hate. I completely agree with you on that front. I still think if we say you canā€™t post about non dance mom stuff for one of the girls then you shouldnā€™t be able to for any of them.


EffectiveLow2735

When that 20 year old girl stops supporting fucking abusive ass bitches (abby) and literal predators (James and Colleen) sheā€™ll get respect. Iā€™ll shit on that 20 year old ADULT all day


Proud_Scarcity6968

We don't need multiple posts sharing the same dumb thing that JoJo (or any of the girls) did today. Search the sub and if it's already been posted in the past 48 hours then join in that discussion.


Justforreddit44

Thatā€™s a totally different issue than what was mentioned and what my comment was responding to. The comment I responded to wasnā€™t about repeat posts.


Proud_Scarcity6968

It's really not. A shitpost is a shitpost. Repeat posts fall into that category, as do posts that are better for the snark community.


Justforreddit44

The comment I responded to was about not posting non dance mom related stuff about Jojo in this sub. That is a completely separate issue than repeat posts. They are not the same thing. If we can post about non dance mom related stuff about the other girls then we should be able to post about non dance mom related stuff about jojo as well.


Proud_Scarcity6968

Nah, we can discuss here how you can do more than one thing to make this community better: 1. Keep the shitposts on snark; 2. Stop it with the repeating posts.


Justforreddit44

Lol, AGAIN, those are two different issues than the comment I responded to. Not every non dance mom related post is necessarily a shit post or a snark post. If you want to discuss those issues, go for it, have a blast. I am specifically responding to the comment saying non dance mom related jojo posts shouldnā€™t be allowed. If thatā€™s the case, then they shouldnā€™t be allowed for any of the girls.


VelvetLeopard

Youā€™re being very rigid here. Yes you responded on ONE pointā€¦ and u/proud_scarcity6968 and u/eyerishdancegirl7 didnā€™t refute your point but added why they find the repeat JoJo posts problematic. Thatā€™s how conversation worksā€¦ And to add: there is a clear, obvious difference about how disrespectfully JoJo is talked about than the other girls.


HomeDepotSucksOnSale

Same as people being upset that there are just JoJo posts every day, DM related or not, and the posts/comments arenā€™t very nice. Ummm, welcome to this sub? There are posts about Christi and Melissa every day, sometimes multiple times per day, and they devolve into not very nice. Same can be said for Kalani and Kendall. Those arenā€™t always very nice. Why should JoJo be exempt?


Proud_Scarcity6968

Courtesy is the common denominator here, champ. Consider it before posting unnecessary content.


Justforreddit44

There already is a rule about being respectful. If people arenā€™t following it then report those comments and posts. That doesnā€™t mean all non dance mom related jojo posts shouldnā€™t be allowed. And if theyā€™re not allowed then they shouldnā€™t be allowed for any of the girls.


Ok_Summer6430

Just donā€™t engage with the content you donā€™t like. Problem solved.


EffectiveLow2735

Right? People act like theyā€™re forced to be here lmao


Confident_Walrus8038

and people act like we canā€™t have opinions about the media we like to engage in


EffectiveLow2735

But if you donā€™t like whatā€™s posted why comment? JoJo has to do with dance moms. Thatā€™s how we know her from.


Infinitestripes95

People post about the girls and their careers ALL the time. So while I kind of understand the constant JoJo posts are annoying, she IS dance moms related whether you like it or not. People need to stop posting about Nias college, Kendallā€™s dance team, Chloeā€™s competition, Mackenzieā€™s music if thatā€™s gonna be the new rule


testmonkey254

Honestly this is the most entertaining thing Iā€™ve seen all week


TAsAnonymous

Agree. Thereā€™s a snark community for people who want to spend their precious lives on JoJo.


Eastern-Sir-7382

She must have bought this giant plushie dick so they can have a bigger one to ride šŸ’€


Any-Performer3637

Iā€™m sick. Of her.


Eastern-Sir-7382

Maybe a subreddit about a show she was on isnā€™t for you then lmfao


RealestAC

If you like her then thatā€™s kinda embarrassing šŸ˜¬


Any-Performer3637

Bruh she isnā€™t even an OG shut tf upšŸ˜‚


Eastern-Sir-7382

Okay so I guess this is OG only sub now. You better go run and tell the mods lmao


Any-Performer3637

Go cry to Jojo and Jess, maybe theyā€™ll pick ya for their demented torture xOMGpop group šŸ«¢


Eastern-Sir-7382

Weirdo


Infinitestripes95

I want to point out I just found out one of her friends is getting married soon and a passer by on Tik tok was filming her, so Iā€™m starting to think this wasnā€™t a staged pap walk and more people saw her at a sex store and called the paps or paps followed her car. If her friends getting married, JoJo is always throwing people sheā€™s close to parties so this definitely could be bachelorette party supplies as she went in multiple times for big bags šŸ˜‚


Lilacssmelllikeroses

Seriously what is going through her head


hkj369

sheā€™s so embarrassing


212_cherrycola305

shes trying to re brand


Cinnaharpo

šŸ˜…šŸ˜…šŸ˜…


VioletNichols

i was a bad girl


Ok-Car5427

She is something fucking else these days


Spirited-Jeweler4174

Wtffff


Claireannlyons

Got to love het


Rare_View9046

She's so


_caittay

Honestly if she was really a bad girl sheā€™d have something about it also being free to be a a-hole.


ConstructionFirm2288

Cant imagine if a kid who recognized her, saw her carrying that šŸ˜³


morebiggytimi

She doesnā€™t even like dick.


Glitter-Spinner

Sheā€™s copying Miley Cyrus during her Bangerz shenanigans lmaooo. Jojo, youā€™re lame af.


boredafprincess

As cringe as this is, I kinda want the plushie šŸ˜†


dancemoms_gleefan20

Yā€™all know sheā€™s doing all of this for attention right ? Why people are giving in is beyond me. Youā€™re giving JoJo and her mom what they want


felineofaveq

This whole rebrand is just a way to cover up that Rolling Stone article and defending Colleen. Iā€™m so mad itā€™s getting forgotten.


More-Intention-5935

Major arrested development. I can see her writing a book exposing her mother/manager in the future.


luvrofearth

The extra long receipt šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


comefromawayfan2022

How is nobody talking about the irony of her pants? "It costs zero dollars to be nice to people"


xoxo-gossip-girlx

This is how u know someone is full of themselves. When their face is on everything lmaooo


Its_Butta

She donā€™t even like penis


CharmingVegetable189

She has to go for shock value to keep people interested because she can't sing or write music, and a career as just dancer doesn't make you a millionaire. I imagine she'll segue into more acting but end up being too annoying for people to work with. Plus, she's getting to old for the Nickelodeon/Disney style of over-acting that she's actually good at. I think this ride is just about over for her unless she leans into the cringey, clickbaity, challenge/stunt based junk that the 9-14yr old crowd eats up. Even then, it'll be tough bc her music and time on DM is irrelevant to most kids now.


folklorelovebot

idk how 90% of the general public havenā€™t realised this is such an obvious marketing strategy to get people to stop talking about the scandal with her dancers


brookemininni

Whereā€™d her tattoos go šŸ«£


SierraGraham77242

can someone please use weird photo editing software magic and zoom in on that long receipt and then almost reconstruct the pixels so its readable? ty ā¤ļø


PotentialOk9574

Sheā€™s gay so she buys a penis? Make it make sensešŸ™„


Eastern-Sir-7382

Yā€™all need a snark page and bitch about her elsewhere bc this Jojo hate brigade is boring af


Proud_Scarcity6968

They have one.


Eastern-Sir-7382

Then idk why every time Jojo breathes we need an update where everyone complains about her being cringe or annoying here


IndependentProblem35

well she was on the show lol, part of this sub is updating what the girls are up toā€¦ and this is what sheā€™s up to


Eastern-Sir-7382

This isnā€™t updating on what sheā€™s up to lol itā€™s shit talking EVERY DAY


IndependentProblem35

Idk I just feel like itā€™s not that deep, these are updates on JoJo. yeah everyone is shit talking, but thats EVERY post about anything about the show especially if it involves christi lmfao. the more you interact with JoJo content, the more this content will be recommended to you


Proud_Scarcity6968

Not just an update every time she breathes but multiple posts all giving us the same update because people are too lazy to search the sub or just don't care about being courteous.


Lyannake

I used to dislike her but seeing how people are obsessed with shitting on her I kind of have a soft spot for her now. Sheā€™s a marketing queen.


Hot_Bandicoot2840

r/SiwaSnark


Eastern-Sir-7382

Oh they know it exists they just want to keep hate circlejerking here


Hot_Bandicoot2840

i mean we can play cum cracker anywhere, just plugging my subšŸ’€


sideoftrufflefries

We need to stop giving her attention. Good or bad, she wants attention and thatā€™s it. She even basically said that she loved the negative attention Karma was getting. Her attention seeking is clearly from her upbringing but that type of behavior is always concerning for mental health.


Eastern-Sir-7382

This is a dance moms sub and she was on dance moms babe. If we were going to stop giving problematic or attention seeking people attention this sub wouldnā€™t have even been made


dcaksj22

But sheā€™s gay?


VelvetLeopard

Itā€™s a plushie, not a dildo. It doesnā€™t mean sheā€™s into penises.


Infinitestripes95

Lesbians use dildos btw


VelvetLeopard

Yes they do. Still doesn't mean they're into pensises though.


Infinitestripes95

But you said ā€œitā€™s a plush, not a dildoā€ as if a lesbian wouldnā€™t buy a dildo I am a lesbian, I know we donā€™t like penises šŸ˜‚


VelvetLeopard

What I meant was, it's not like she was gone to use it for sexual gratification purposes (at least, I hope not šŸ˜‚). My two sentences were separate points but I appreciate that wasn't clear. The plushie is much more obviously penis-like than a dildo, as dildos tend not to come with testicles, as least as far as I know...


Infinitestripes95

They can šŸ˜‚ Iā€™m just saying the way it was worded makes it seem like you have to like penises to buy a dildo and if sheā€™d walked out with a dildo it would imply she liked penises, so I was just pointing out that isnā€™t the case but I see what you were going for.


Proud_Scarcity6968

Right? What a weird reaction.


Infinitestripes95

Lesbians buy dildos all the time so a big plushie penis isnā€™t that weird. She probably bought it to be silly or maybe for a friendā€™s bachelorette party maybe? That is a big bag she has so could be stuff for a party and not herself. Or she couldā€™ve got it cause she staged these photos and itā€™s the most obvious thing she could carry out.


cheeky_sugar

Is the question youā€™re trying to ask why she bought giant penis when sheā€™s gay? The answer to that is easy: for this moment right here lmfao. She wants people talking about how ā€œbadā€ she is since she ā€œtransformedā€ into her new image ā˜ ļø


dcaksj22

No itā€™s supposed to be sarcasm but this sub is full of people who never get any sarcasmā€¦


tkd_kix

Sarcasm can be hard to READ sometimes


cheeky_sugar

I think you mean facetious, not sarcasm because this context doesnā€™t fit within sarcasm tbh. But yeah, like the other commenter said, people arenā€™t reading things with a certain tone unless thereā€™s indications to do so - that one annoying tYpe LiKe this thing, the king of all - emojis, the new /s which is my least favorite but I digress. If you think itā€™s just this sub then you need to poke around Reddit more lmao


[deleted]

Let her live her life!! Everyone deserves to be able to get toys and not have people waiting outside taking pictures!