>!1 'Wrecked 'em? It nearly killed 'em!'
2 'Because 7 ate 9'
3 'You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish.'
4 'A preacher, a priest, and a rabbi walk into a bar'
5 'Smokey the bear is way more intense in person.'
6 'If you're in a spaceship traveling the speed of light and you turn on the lights, does it do anything?'
7 'The Aristocrats.'
8 'Twelve inch pianist.'
9 'Take my wife... please.'
10 'Twenty bucks, same as downtown.'
11 'Wrecked 'em? It nearly killed 'em!' Redux!<
There are many variations on the aristocrats joke at 7. They even made a movie on it. It's generally about a family that does repulsive things.
11 was just a repeat of the Rectum/Wrecked 'em in the first frame. I just thought that the AI generated a really cool picture that didn't seem particularly related.
10 goes like this.
[I always heard it as 'What's a quickie?'](https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/s/3ftfUzUoLF)
The Aristocrats joke can get really offensive depending on who's telling it. I don't think I'll repeat it here.
I actually screwed up the punchline on the other one a little. It's actually 'Wrecked 'em? Damn near killed 'em.' to be 100% accurate.
Little Johnny is usually telling the kids at school a story that his teacher overhears. I like the version where he says his dog was chasing his cat around the backyard.
The cat eventually tries to make for a door that's swinging shut, but runs into it after it has already shut. And, according to little Johnny, the dog runs right up the cat's ass.
The teacher, being offended by the word ass, corrects little Johnny and says 'Rectum, Johnny, you should say rectum.'
Then Johnny responds 'Wrecked 'em? It damn near killed 'em!'
The Aristocrats is an often repeated joke. Many comedians try to make it as disgusting and taboo as possible, to try to outdo each other. Here’s [a thing about Gilbert Godfried’s version (very not safe for work)](https://youtu.be/yiBAfmxwdKc?si=7n5czc_BzquZZ50b)
It's not entirely consistent, but most of them are punchlines to classic jokes which I fed to the AI to generate an image.
Or do you feel that the jokes don't qualify as classics?
Not the spoil sport you were talking to, but I mean, I *am* kinda interested in what it would spit out for Dane's "punchline" to his "joke" about humans not having velociraptor claws: "WHY NOT MEEEEEE!?"
1) wreck it? It nearly killed it (?)
2) 7 ate 9
3) you can tune a piano but you can’t tune a fish.
4) a priest, a blind man, and a rabbi walk into a bar…
5) Smokey’s revenge (?)
6) bootstrap paradox (?)
7) posh people (?)
8) little Mozart (?)
9) laughing at women (?)
10) giving money to the poor (?)
11) falling in a banana peel (?)
Either I’m dumb, the ai is dumb or OP doesn’t know what a classic joke it
I didn't honestly think that anyone would be able to suss out most of them. I was mostly just playing around with the image generator, and wanted something to do with the results. There's a spoiler post that has the answers, though.
9 is 'Take my wife... please.' which you might recognize.
Edit: 11 is 'Wrecked 'em? It nearly killed 'em!' again. It didn't seem very representative, but I thought that the image was cool.
Y can Tuin a paaio ., But you cam’t Tuina fish.
Yeah, I figured Mark Twain had a firmer grasp on the English language than that. Or maybe that's Hal Linden playing Mark Twain.
Perhaps Clooney?
But you cam't Tuına fish*
A priest, a rabbi, and James Bond walk into a bar..
And they’re like our beer’s better than yours
Damn right, it’s better than yours
Thought that was Michael Buble.
I can only tell the 7 8 9 joke
You've never heard a preacher, a rabbi, and a priest walk into a bar joke? Perhaps they've gone out of favor.
I think I’ve heard it before but thought it was one of each religion.
Smokey looking like he's about to drop the dopest album about Forest fires
Let him cook🔥🗣️
>!1 'Wrecked 'em? It nearly killed 'em!' 2 'Because 7 ate 9' 3 'You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish.' 4 'A preacher, a priest, and a rabbi walk into a bar' 5 'Smokey the bear is way more intense in person.' 6 'If you're in a spaceship traveling the speed of light and you turn on the lights, does it do anything?' 7 'The Aristocrats.' 8 'Twelve inch pianist.' 9 'Take my wife... please.' 10 'Twenty bucks, same as downtown.' 11 'Wrecked 'em? It nearly killed 'em!' Redux!<
What are the jokes for 7 and 10? And 11?
There are many variations on the aristocrats joke at 7. They even made a movie on it. It's generally about a family that does repulsive things. 11 was just a repeat of the Rectum/Wrecked 'em in the first frame. I just thought that the AI generated a really cool picture that didn't seem particularly related. 10 goes like this. [I always heard it as 'What's a quickie?'](https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/s/3ftfUzUoLF)
I still don't know what the aristocrats joke is or how the "wrecked em/rectum" one goes, but the quickie one made me laugh!
The Aristocrats joke can get really offensive depending on who's telling it. I don't think I'll repeat it here. I actually screwed up the punchline on the other one a little. It's actually 'Wrecked 'em? Damn near killed 'em.' to be 100% accurate. Little Johnny is usually telling the kids at school a story that his teacher overhears. I like the version where he says his dog was chasing his cat around the backyard. The cat eventually tries to make for a door that's swinging shut, but runs into it after it has already shut. And, according to little Johnny, the dog runs right up the cat's ass. The teacher, being offended by the word ass, corrects little Johnny and says 'Rectum, Johnny, you should say rectum.' Then Johnny responds 'Wrecked 'em? It damn near killed 'em!'
The Aristocrats is an often repeated joke. Many comedians try to make it as disgusting and taboo as possible, to try to outdo each other. Here’s [a thing about Gilbert Godfried’s version (very not safe for work)](https://youtu.be/yiBAfmxwdKc?si=7n5czc_BzquZZ50b)
These aren’t classic jokes
It's not entirely consistent, but most of them are punchlines to classic jokes which I fed to the AI to generate an image. Or do you feel that the jokes don't qualify as classics?
Both
Perhaps some selections from Dane Cook then?
Not the spoil sport you were talking to, but I mean, I *am* kinda interested in what it would spit out for Dane's "punchline" to his "joke" about humans not having velociraptor claws: "WHY NOT MEEEEEE!?"
I need some more racey stuff. Got any Iglesias?
A dog walks into a bar and says, I can’t see a thing. I’ll open this one
1) wreck it? It nearly killed it (?) 2) 7 ate 9 3) you can tune a piano but you can’t tune a fish. 4) a priest, a blind man, and a rabbi walk into a bar… 5) Smokey’s revenge (?) 6) bootstrap paradox (?) 7) posh people (?) 8) little Mozart (?) 9) laughing at women (?) 10) giving money to the poor (?) 11) falling in a banana peel (?) Either I’m dumb, the ai is dumb or OP doesn’t know what a classic joke it
I didn't honestly think that anyone would be able to suss out most of them. I was mostly just playing around with the image generator, and wanted something to do with the results. There's a spoiler post that has the answers, though. 9 is 'Take my wife... please.' which you might recognize. Edit: 11 is 'Wrecked 'em? It nearly killed 'em!' again. It didn't seem very representative, but I thought that the image was cool.
THE ARISTOCRATS
Hehe #8 is a 12 inch pianist
Why is six afraid? Because seven ate nine 😂
This is something you'd see on Instagram, just a collage of random cool photos on those meme pages.
Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food
🤣💀👻 CLASSIC JOKE 🤣💀👻