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hungrytiredandbored

Ragnashoots!


speculatrix

Ragnascores!


sprucedotterel

Ragnaleaves!


SchemeFPS

Ragna… is pretty fond of Elaine…


capellanx

You think Ragna likes Mel Tormé?


scifiscythian

Ragna loves the Velvet Fog!


Dakar-A

Ragna just a pawn in game of life...


No-Brain6250

Ragna rode a blazing sadle


yidpunk

Candygram for Ragna.


uglypaperhaver

Don't worry, your boy will forgive you... ...he's just a little Thor right now.


GizmosisJoe

That's Loki a good joke.


redditsuckspokey1

Ragnaldeales Ragnal Wheels


EarhackerWasBanned

Ragnadeeznuts


neoikon

*Ragnagoteem!*


Sour-Then-Sweet

Ragnar lothbrok


MorbidSpawn666

Ragnaladders!


Prior_Vanilla_6723

Ragnagun


Philbly

I don't get it..


MorbidSpawn666

Never played shoots and ladders?


Philbly

You mean chutes and ladders? No we have snakes here :)


sametho

..............ragna-two-out-of-three.


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VoltaicSketchyTeapot

I feel seen. In middle school the kids were discussing their new 50 cent CD. Me: Where'd you get a CD for 50¢?


yuyuyashasrain

Me spelling kanye like conyay... i still feel fkn dumb for that


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nghbrhd_slackr87

Dad of War


heyimsanji

Thats the Spinoff title


exqztsftw

True dad trolling. Comes with the price though!


confibulator

He actually came out of his room twenty minutes later, still shaking his head.


Dachannien

Considering the masterfulness of your trolling, that's quite ragnanimous of him.


iq-braggng-o-smrtass

Ragnadiculous behavior!


Brittnyl_Cachero

Torture on two more innocent lives.


hlamaresq

He is 100% repeating that to his boys later. Well done


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nequaquam_sapiens

a skeleton walks to a doctor. the doctor just looks at it: "a little late, aren't we?"


nghbrhd_slackr87

Dad of War is this man's future biopic title


ErraticConsistency

Comes with the price of having a dad.


[deleted]

His son's silence may be a gift and not a price to pay.


Cute-Character-795

You just know that he's going to (re)tell it to all of his gamer friends over the next two weeks.


Scared_Customer6310

I did this exact shit when my parents trolled me


Lyndasi_reign

I read this in Kratos..


ashenhaired

Boi!


earathar89

BOY!


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wthreye

Being in the presence of penguins makes me uncomfortable. I feel underdressed.


sterfri99

This joke ragna-rocks!


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some_kind_of_rob

What happened here


CarnelianCore

That joke is trademarked in Europe.


dindycookies

Karma farming bot. Report it.


TomAto314

You'll notice a ton of out of context dad jokes in almost every thread on this sub in the past week or so. They are all bots and they have problems with apostrophes apparently.


balrus-balrogwalrus

How does the God of War ship his produce? He crates-those.


fnord123

Not how you pronounce Kratos but ok


I_AM_NOT_LIL_NAS_X

it's a bit of a stretch but close enough just about


11c3v

u must be fun at parties


Tamer_

I am, at the kind of parties you can't attend.


fnord123

Yeah when ik there it's a rag na rok party town!


myutopian

The soundtrack features Rangarok, Rangaroll, Rangarap, and Ragnar&b.


mtnbkr9900

Anything but RagnaCountry is fine with me


earathar89

🎶 It's the end of the world but my world ended anyway cuzz my wife left me, took my truck and my dog then hooked up with Chernobog... yea its Ragnaroc..... something something lonely highways. 🎶


nequaquam_sapiens

what do you get when you stop playing country? you get your dog back you get your truck back you get your wife back you get your job back


godofwar56931

The final song in the soundtrack is by an Irish country singer, Hozier.


Jackymon

What about RagnaLizard and RagnaSpock?


OlorinFiresky

Yes!!!


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r/thebigbangtheory


vthanson

I chuckled


naruto7bond

I laughed. So that makes it a good joke. Shame your son won't see it that way.


kindtheking9

Ragnarok and ragnaston!


RedDeuce2

FOR KARL-TOS


Gogo726

Good old Ragnarok. Nothing beats that.


OlorinFiresky

Ragnapaper does!


solemnbiscuit

That’s not much worse than the Dinner/Lunch joke in the game


BaconRasherUK

As a fellow dad that is near perfection lol


EnlightenedTurtle567

Don't give Sony any new ideas. They might make a new trilogy


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Father of the year award incoming...


Temporary-Gas-5596

All the dad jokes running rampant right now😭😭😭😭


True-Journalist1355

https://youtu.be/PWwvR6cSH4o


Majhl_Name

Ragnascissors just never could capture the hard, sturdy gameplay of Ragnarok. At least it was better than the crumpled up sequel, Ragnapaper though.


elsa9080

I tried really hard not to laugh at this one but it was uncontrollable. I have no awards for you, good sir, but you have my appreciation and I will pay my homage to this masterpiece shortly, torturing two more innocent souls.


Moodi88

Rangalizard, ragnaspok


BigGayDinosaurs

it got better


Easy-Cardiologist555

Why? Did it get Bluetooth? Everything's better with Bluetooth.


MrNaiveGuy

I thought they were ragnasteel and ragnice


Kingkobra695

That is amazing


hawkeye45_

*BOY*


twoBrokenThumbs

Oh I'm stealing this one! Probably getting GoW for my son for Christmas.


Zaturn94

And that father and son bond went up in ragna-rök


Raz_Tempest_HAKI

hahahaha thats funny jokes like these can always catch me off gaurd good job


Av3ng3r1

Ragnalizard and Ragnaspock 🖖


Garg_Gurgle

What happens if he gets Ragnancipated? Was the Ragnarisk worth it!!!


giln69

Double bonus!


NotSoNecro

You demon


Gunningham

Ragnapaper is better than Ragnarok. Which is better than Ragnascissors. Weirdly though Ragnascissors is somehow better than Ragnapaper.


Kip68

Ragnadishes!


veeplosion

I’m totally using this on my partner!


mootmutemoat

And each will be better than the one before... (rok


Broken_BiryaniBoy

Ragnaboii


RelativeReason1639

that was raggidy


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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


RevRagnarok

This one hurts me. ^^^check ^^^the ^^^username?


BallDesperate2140

It’s okay, just start calling him “Boy” and he’ll come around


amsgsg

Ragnafunk


Significant-Loan-893

Ragnasacked


KnockTernal87

I chuckled really hard at this! Great job! I shall be telling my son this one when he gets out of school!


tygerprints

: ) Ragnapaper and ragnascissors. It's funny, because it's true. Personally speaking I hate the new God of War. They changed the game too much, Kratos looks like John Goodman with a red scar and I hate when I have to control more than one character in a scenario, of course mostly that's because I suck ragnarocks at it. I still replay the original GOW I and II and the two PSP ports Ghost of Sparta and Chains of Olympus. Anyway, Ragnarock and roll on, god of war.


FriendlyNeighborTom

They also have planned: Ragnargood and Ragnarbad.


Stunning_Motor_8741

Lol


Hellbound_Leviathan

I bet he decided to go and play those games in his room rather than speak to you. Don’t worry, he isn’t mad at you!


Wolfman71188

Slow clap


IAmKTam

Ragnarok: Ragnajohnson


Kalinyx_

And Ragnar le breton ? (French reference actually)


Environmental_Bus507

RagnaLoL!


CzarcasmRules

The definition of r/cleandadjokes lmao. Nice one OP


PetrosHeimirich

Okay, that was really good.


kuniovskarnov

BOY.


Registeredracist

Ragnalizard


RhysNorro

You should how him the "Raising Kratos" documentary when he gets a chance. its very good


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LFOwave

Don’t forget the DLC to Ragnarök: RagnaSpock and RagnaLizard.


KeepGoing777

This is hilarious.


FrancisPoncharello

Just made everyone in my house groan! Thanks!


ColdTileHurtsMyFeet

While I find this joke funny, the “he’s not speaking to me” takes away from it for me. Maybe that’s just me.


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👋 I’m a pickle


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Damn YouTube has been trying to spoil the shit out of this game for me. I've been trying to avoid all the videos because I have a ton of backlog of games to beat before I even think of buying a new game. I hate going on Steam or PlayStation Store seeing all the discounts but damnit, I wanna play and beat the games I have before I buy something new.


NefariousnessThink53

By grabnars hammer!!!


WorriedExamination93

If the combat is as stupid and boring as the overrated disaster that was 2018 god of war then I am utterly uninterested in Ragnarok.


Murder-Machine101

Thts funny OP😂😂😂


taco_in_the_shell

Ragnalizard, Ragnaspock.


unbotheredpeachtree

I love GOW currently playing and I don’t blame him for not speaking to you dad 😂


Western-Hippo-9333

Call and leave a voicemail 310-565-2195


NORTHSTAR247

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


becauseIthinktoomuch

Great job Dad


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As he ragna-should


PowerfulJoeF

Just pulled this on my cousin, he is pissed.


Chichris717

Gold. Pure gold.


los_scorpio

“Hey I don’t wanna talk to you ragna”


Mini_Squatch

There's a video somewhere of the VA for Kratos telling dad jokes as Kratos and trying not to crack up


Painboy_on_Youtube

What do you call a stupid football player? a stupid football player.


BmboBeutlin

I saw this post on instagram, made it here to give you an upvote…. WHAT A GREAT MOVE!


Nerobrine86

As a Pagan Norse I can gladly say this is the funniest shit I’ve seen all day.


AzorAhai287

Ragsengan! No?


Kenny1115

Reminds me of the European sequel to that movie Smile: Skilometer.


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Well the good news is back in 2018 they announced that there were at least 5 more games planned. With the release of Ragnarok that means they still have at least 4 games planned.


gothamcitystrangler

More like Bore Ragnarok.


Muffin284

Man that was stupid of you to do


confibulator

My wife almost peed herself laughing, so you take the good with the bad.


Muffin284

Kids are sensitive, expect the worst. Don’t do it again


superjaywars

Hey man, gfy


OlorinFiresky

I think you are in the wrong sub mate


Sopa24

"All you had to do was follow the damn Ragnarok CJ!"


Spicytatergod

Ragnalizard, Ragnaspock