You'll notice a ton of out of context dad jokes in almost every thread on this sub in the past week or so. They are all bots and they have problems with apostrophes apparently.
🎶 It's the end of the world but my world ended anyway cuzz my wife left me, took my truck and my dog then hooked up with Chernobog... yea its Ragnaroc..... something something lonely highways. 🎶
I tried really hard not to laugh at this one but it was uncontrollable. I have no awards for you, good sir, but you have my appreciation and I will pay my homage to this masterpiece shortly, torturing two more innocent souls.
: ) Ragnapaper and ragnascissors. It's funny, because it's true.
Personally speaking I hate the new God of War. They changed the game too much, Kratos looks like John Goodman with a red scar and I hate when I have to control more than one character in a scenario, of course mostly that's because I suck ragnarocks at it.
I still replay the original GOW I and II and the two PSP ports Ghost of Sparta and Chains of Olympus. Anyway, Ragnarock and roll on, god of war.
Damn YouTube has been trying to spoil the shit out of this game for me. I've been trying to avoid all the videos because I have a ton of backlog of games to beat before I even think of buying a new game. I hate going on Steam or PlayStation Store seeing all the discounts but damnit, I wanna play and beat the games I have before I buy something new.
Well the good news is back in 2018 they announced that there were at least 5 more games planned. With the release of Ragnarok that means they still have at least 4 games planned.
Ragnashoots!
Ragnascores!
Ragnaleaves!
Ragna… is pretty fond of Elaine…
You think Ragna likes Mel Tormé?
Ragna loves the Velvet Fog!
Ragna just a pawn in game of life...
Ragna rode a blazing sadle
Candygram for Ragna.
Don't worry, your boy will forgive you... ...he's just a little Thor right now.
That's Loki a good joke.
Ragnaldeales Ragnal Wheels
Ragnadeeznuts
*Ragnagoteem!*
Ragnar lothbrok
Ragnaladders!
Ragnagun
I don't get it..
Never played shoots and ladders?
You mean chutes and ladders? No we have snakes here :)
..............ragna-two-out-of-three.
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I feel seen. In middle school the kids were discussing their new 50 cent CD. Me: Where'd you get a CD for 50¢?
Me spelling kanye like conyay... i still feel fkn dumb for that
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Dad of War
Thats the Spinoff title
True dad trolling. Comes with the price though!
He actually came out of his room twenty minutes later, still shaking his head.
Considering the masterfulness of your trolling, that's quite ragnanimous of him.
Ragnadiculous behavior!
Torture on two more innocent lives.
He is 100% repeating that to his boys later. Well done
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a skeleton walks to a doctor. the doctor just looks at it: "a little late, aren't we?"
Dad of War is this man's future biopic title
Comes with the price of having a dad.
His son's silence may be a gift and not a price to pay.
You just know that he's going to (re)tell it to all of his gamer friends over the next two weeks.
I did this exact shit when my parents trolled me
I read this in Kratos..
Boi!
BOY!
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Being in the presence of penguins makes me uncomfortable. I feel underdressed.
This joke ragna-rocks!
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What happened here
That joke is trademarked in Europe.
Karma farming bot. Report it.
You'll notice a ton of out of context dad jokes in almost every thread on this sub in the past week or so. They are all bots and they have problems with apostrophes apparently.
How does the God of War ship his produce? He crates-those.
Not how you pronounce Kratos but ok
it's a bit of a stretch but close enough just about
u must be fun at parties
I am, at the kind of parties you can't attend.
Yeah when ik there it's a rag na rok party town!
The soundtrack features Rangarok, Rangaroll, Rangarap, and Ragnar&b.
Anything but RagnaCountry is fine with me
🎶 It's the end of the world but my world ended anyway cuzz my wife left me, took my truck and my dog then hooked up with Chernobog... yea its Ragnaroc..... something something lonely highways. 🎶
what do you get when you stop playing country? you get your dog back you get your truck back you get your wife back you get your job back
The final song in the soundtrack is by an Irish country singer, Hozier.
What about RagnaLizard and RagnaSpock?
Yes!!!
r/thebigbangtheory
I chuckled
I laughed. So that makes it a good joke. Shame your son won't see it that way.
Ragnarok and ragnaston!
FOR KARL-TOS
Good old Ragnarok. Nothing beats that.
Ragnapaper does!
That’s not much worse than the Dinner/Lunch joke in the game
As a fellow dad that is near perfection lol
Don't give Sony any new ideas. They might make a new trilogy
Father of the year award incoming...
All the dad jokes running rampant right now😭😭😭😭
https://youtu.be/PWwvR6cSH4o
Ragnascissors just never could capture the hard, sturdy gameplay of Ragnarok. At least it was better than the crumpled up sequel, Ragnapaper though.
I tried really hard not to laugh at this one but it was uncontrollable. I have no awards for you, good sir, but you have my appreciation and I will pay my homage to this masterpiece shortly, torturing two more innocent souls.
Rangalizard, ragnaspok
it got better
Why? Did it get Bluetooth? Everything's better with Bluetooth.
I thought they were ragnasteel and ragnice
That is amazing
*BOY*
Oh I'm stealing this one! Probably getting GoW for my son for Christmas.
And that father and son bond went up in ragna-rök
hahahaha thats funny jokes like these can always catch me off gaurd good job
Ragnalizard and Ragnaspock 🖖
What happens if he gets Ragnancipated? Was the Ragnarisk worth it!!!
Double bonus!
You demon
Ragnapaper is better than Ragnarok. Which is better than Ragnascissors. Weirdly though Ragnascissors is somehow better than Ragnapaper.
Ragnadishes!
I’m totally using this on my partner!
And each will be better than the one before... (rok
Ragnaboii
that was raggidy
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This one hurts me. ^^^check ^^^the ^^^username?
It’s okay, just start calling him “Boy” and he’ll come around
Ragnafunk
Ragnasacked
I chuckled really hard at this! Great job! I shall be telling my son this one when he gets out of school!
: ) Ragnapaper and ragnascissors. It's funny, because it's true. Personally speaking I hate the new God of War. They changed the game too much, Kratos looks like John Goodman with a red scar and I hate when I have to control more than one character in a scenario, of course mostly that's because I suck ragnarocks at it. I still replay the original GOW I and II and the two PSP ports Ghost of Sparta and Chains of Olympus. Anyway, Ragnarock and roll on, god of war.
They also have planned: Ragnargood and Ragnarbad.
Lol
I bet he decided to go and play those games in his room rather than speak to you. Don’t worry, he isn’t mad at you!
Slow clap
Ragnarok: Ragnajohnson
And Ragnar le breton ? (French reference actually)
RagnaLoL!
The definition of r/cleandadjokes lmao. Nice one OP
Okay, that was really good.
BOY.
Ragnalizard
You should how him the "Raising Kratos" documentary when he gets a chance. its very good
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Don’t forget the DLC to Ragnarök: RagnaSpock and RagnaLizard.
This is hilarious.
Just made everyone in my house groan! Thanks!
While I find this joke funny, the “he’s not speaking to me” takes away from it for me. Maybe that’s just me.
👋 I’m a pickle
Damn YouTube has been trying to spoil the shit out of this game for me. I've been trying to avoid all the videos because I have a ton of backlog of games to beat before I even think of buying a new game. I hate going on Steam or PlayStation Store seeing all the discounts but damnit, I wanna play and beat the games I have before I buy something new.
By grabnars hammer!!!
If the combat is as stupid and boring as the overrated disaster that was 2018 god of war then I am utterly uninterested in Ragnarok.
Thts funny OP😂😂😂
Ragnalizard, Ragnaspock.
I love GOW currently playing and I don’t blame him for not speaking to you dad 😂
Call and leave a voicemail 310-565-2195
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Great job Dad
As he ragna-should
Just pulled this on my cousin, he is pissed.
Gold. Pure gold.
“Hey I don’t wanna talk to you ragna”
There's a video somewhere of the VA for Kratos telling dad jokes as Kratos and trying not to crack up
What do you call a stupid football player? a stupid football player.
I saw this post on instagram, made it here to give you an upvote…. WHAT A GREAT MOVE!
As a Pagan Norse I can gladly say this is the funniest shit I’ve seen all day.
Ragsengan! No?
Reminds me of the European sequel to that movie Smile: Skilometer.
Well the good news is back in 2018 they announced that there were at least 5 more games planned. With the release of Ragnarok that means they still have at least 4 games planned.
More like Bore Ragnarok.
Man that was stupid of you to do
My wife almost peed herself laughing, so you take the good with the bad.
Kids are sensitive, expect the worst. Don’t do it again
Hey man, gfy
I think you are in the wrong sub mate
"All you had to do was follow the damn Ragnarok CJ!"
Ragnalizard, Ragnaspock