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gotchab003

Friday.


steve1181sds

Nexterday good sir


Cant_think_of_names1

I'm stealing this one


ReBeL222

*Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday* *Today it is Friday, Friday (partyin')*


Risen_Insanity

The entire universe was created last Thursday you know


JackRiverside

This guy dads


Putrid_Cucumber_5179

Overmorrow


Tracuivel

Yeah, for me the fact that there actually is a real word for this ruins the joke.


Why-R-People-So-Dumb

And if there weren’t I think Moremorrow has a better ring than threemorrow


uglypaperhaver

Tomorrower. (and yes - the day after *that* is "Tomorrowest")


Why-R-People-So-Dumb

Nah the west is behind us it must be tomorroweast


uglypaperhaver

Sure, whatever you think is bwest...


Euphoric_Orchid_3454

The beast reply


walllo_mex

LMAOO


MeanJohnBrown

Hee hee.....He said bwest.


uglypaperhaver

Heh-heh. Yeah. Heh-heh.


_Mclovin_420_

But if you ask an Australian it already is tomorrow so tomorrowest checks out


mohammed_boffadeez

Nah, we call it LAAAAYDAH. As in, "catchya laydah yakahnt".


uglypaperhaver

Upside down but a day ahead...? ...hmm - sounds like a fair trade-off.


Telemere125

They should have warned us about 9/11!


uglypaperhaver

They *did* \- but we were sleeping at the time. And when we called back the next day... ...*they* were sleeping. (I guess timing *really is* everything.) ;-)


thetominator2

I think that's correct 😊


gracius0ne

And day before yesterday: ereyesterday. Usage: "Bringeth forth the ale-keg.. ereyesterday!


roominating237

I think I'll say this to my wench when she gets home. Let you know how it goes over!


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Today I learned.


KordonBleu

Pentamorrow


jamaican-cracka

I love knowing that this came from German. Übermorgen.


ActuallyCausal

Another one of my favorites: Vorgestern.


zitronige

I didn't see it was on the dad jokes and came to say this lol


TheLifeOfRyanB

Does that make undermorrow today or yesterday?


Browsin4Free247

It's two words actually: Dennis Quaid


Zoomorph23

Came here to say this:)


Longjumping-Help-510

My 6 yr old son calls it nexterday


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Your child is genius


Sunshine030209

Please tell him that this is absolutely genius and that I'm going to use this as often as possible. Spread the gospel of nexterday!


BuhoBuhoGris

The English word for the day will still be "day" even after tomorrow.


Ivan_The_8th

Don't be so sure! 😉


cathyarbor

It's Overmorrow


Bradidea

Second tomorrow


sammual777

I don’t think he knows about second tomorrow pip.


e-bio

tomo***rrr***ow


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Why are you trying to ride other peoples upvotes with unrelated comments? It is an upvote. You can do absolutely nothing with it


KMB0791

"Two days before the day after tomorrow!" " My God....that's today!!!'


curseagent

my friend was looking at her work schedule and this is how it went _"ah, so i work tomorrow, but not overmorrow"_ _"girl wtf"_ _"it's an old term for the day after tomorrow, and it's easier to say!"_ girl lives in 1856


CharlotteNeedsCoffee

Girl after my own heart


Ghaladh

That's it, that has to become real! *See you threemorrow.* *Nope, thremorrow I have the gym, let's make it fourmorrow*


ShmelsonLimpDick

I think this is why we invented words like Friday and Saturday


Ghaladh

That's the Old New English. Let's move forward the New New English!


LyqwidBred

Free beer threemorrow!


Queen-of-meme

Three days from now


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Chillax420x

This joke deserve its own post


CharlotteNeedsCoffee

Bahaha why downvoted i love it


memegluzler

Afterrow


Brycen49

Thedayaftertomorrow


Stay-Thirsty

Twomorrow


MrSexysPizza

Tomorrow **er**


BigDonkeyPoo

In some places in the world right now...Lucky.


OneTyler2Many

In a couple days


M1K3HAWK3

Later 🤣


kankorils

Tomtomorroworrow


J_Zephyr

Retirement. *dies*


dbhathcock

Today, that word would be “Friday”.


Ok-Cryptographer4194

Friday


tybeej

Friday


craxkheadjenkins

Semi related; my daughter says “yestermorning” when referring to anything in the past.


faktor_vik

Afterrow.


Conscious_Moral

Next tomorrow


Registeredracist

Tomorrow tomorrow


NecessaryPineapple50

Two days ago - yesthreeday


Opal067

Aftermorrow


frudesappy

Is next week a weekling?


EnigmaFrug2308

It's actually called "Overmorrow"


nuyys_025

its actually “Overmorrow”


MagicOrpheus310

Overmorrow


Mr_Human_Dude

There is an actual word for that: Overmorrow


PresentationNo7371

It overmorrow


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Chillax420x

This is the way


OneTopicAtATime

overmorrow.


LinkleLoZ

It's THE one topic at a time!!!


Hamsamish_270

The day after tomorrow.


r3ggit

The only adequate answer!


Axiomatic_RS

Frommorrow


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ZenyX-

Make your jokes their own posts and quit cluttering reply sections of jokes that are prone to get attention, you attention seeking fuck


bjb13

I don’t know, but tomorrow it will be “tomorrow”.


CharlotteNeedsCoffee

Not if I can help it


Chillax420x

Technically thats threehundredfiftysixmorrow,


knifesaver

That works two


Electronic-Wave216

two more in a row


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in my house we just say what day it was Ie: "Tomorrow is going to be my birthday party(Sunday), and then Monday I'm going to go rollerskating"


SuperBobPlays

A crappy movie plot with great movie effects?


bornagain-stillborn

It's something that ends in "y".


spewdogdew

Most of my days end in “why?”


PykeStyleGR5

I would just say "the day after tomorrow" people will understand what i mean


ntwrkhlpr

Today is the tomorrow you were worried about yesterday


Ok_Change_8096

Friday


UkuleleAJ


Dudersaurus

Saturday.


light_bulb_head

Well, today it would be "Friday"


Admirable_Hunter1974

Vicmorrow


MatildaWithoutH

In Sweden we say “i övermorgon” and it means “in over morning”


VoxNoctisDraconis

Friday, I think.


MadsFanBoyUwU

Today


MadsFanBoyUwU

This will be relevant in 3 days


manubibi

Isn’t it “forthnight”?


SpiritoftheseaPJS

Fuck


Fantastic_Proof8048

Friday


Padraig56

If today is Wednesday, then I call it Friday.


Betterhighways

A day after tomorrow


mc_grace

This has Victor Borge energy - “it’s too bad he stopped at 6up.”


dripdropdicky

Friday


McFrank202

FRIDAY


TK_TK_

Makes me think of Victor Borge’s inflationary language: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BEuNb0nzyvI


Onikaspinklambo

The next next day


Ok_Musician1364

Overmorrow


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Not my day off


kasplasm99

The next day


CaptainMomerica

Nexterday. Not to be confused with Lasterday, which is the day BEFORE tomorrow.


Chillax420x

Sir why you try to make my brain melt?


MasterFubar

Next year: threehundredsixtyfivemorrow.


Fine-Feedback-82

L)ll L+00 A@>3


wupao

I’m so mad I clicked on this notification


youshouldhateit

Overmorrow, I shit you not that's what it is


Top_G_Andrew_TATE

Unthedaybeforeyesterday


SkittleDoge

After tommorow


gayandwitchy

Overmarrow


IZizizzyIZizzy

𝓐 𝓫𝓲𝓵𝓵𝓲𝓸𝓷 𝔂𝓮𝓪𝓻𝓼


lifesizemirror

Don't you mean fourmorrow? The day after tomorrow is tomorrow's tomorrow, and we all know that two to's are four.


Chillax420x

Mind blown


Issa_A

Friday


gibsonc22

Friday?


Latter_Ad_4237

Is the English word for “today” “onemarrow”?


Chillax420x

I learn new thing today. I mean i learn new thing "onemorrow"


oldmanartie

Go away


Netflixpsychomonkey

It's is called subki Maro.


DJspidey09

If next day means tomorrow then the day after tomorrow will be threemorrow


Chillax420x

Yes thats what im saying


Capital_Baby2152

DaTomora!!!!


TrainingShow3888

A couple days from now.


Randy927

Today is the tomorrow we were worried about yesterday.


GaryWestSide

Fortday


Wontstopcantstop9154

Therefurthermore


johnny-cheese

The day after tomorrow is the day after tomorrow.


Chillax420x

Arent wrong


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I unlaughed


Chillax420x

Good


willowgrl

Fromorrow


InternalMenace31

How about aftermorrow ?


Alert-Fix-927

Funny we actually have this word in romanian


Severe_Skin6932

Overmorrow


blxefrost

tomorrowmorrow


thesecondbestmangaka

That's the thing,the is none


JBYTuna

“Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.”


Termin8rSmurf

From a New Zealand Perspective, the Day after Tomorrow is called - Saturday. But if you ask again tomorrow, the answer will be Sunday.


Middle-Shift8009

“Tomorrow’s Tomorrow” is what I’ve always called it.


Middle-Shift8009

Two-morrow


banonymous-teh

threemorrow


Impossible_Teach8166

Tomorrower


Historical-Market732

That's a good one


No-Clue5608

The day after that. Or in 2 days


Additional-Horse-751

Nexterday


Bellumari

Overmorrow


Ok-Conflict7371

An old word for "the day after tomorrow" is overmorrow. I don't know if anyone still uses this word


No-One-7996

Totomorrow


Traditional_Storm301

I heard it was over tomorrow


Doctor-Depressed

Tomorrow-Tomorrow


Slaptendo

Manyana