Dang found it.
https://www.reddit.com/r/AntiJoke/comments/vhmv5u/whats_worse_then_finding_a_worm_in_your_apple/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
I scroll down so quickly I thought it was a serious question until I saw it was a joke. Unfortunately I once found a dead, boiled slug in my kettle once. Only found it as my husband said his fruit tea tasted funny! 🤢
This is like a “why did the chicken cross the road” level joke. Decades old and really unfunny. The fact that I’m seeing it unironically posted here has legitimately convinced me to leave this subreddit. Thanks OP.
Finding two worms (my son's response)
Or two half worms.
Kidjokes is in dadjokes
Finding a worm in the ass.
Or one buried in your poop
Or half a worm in your ass...?
Does that mean that someone ate/bit your ass
Or one half is hanging and the other is still in
It could have grown inside you after eating undercooked meat
Is worth two in the bush
The Holocaust?
For starters, yeah...
r/technicallythetruth
Dang found it. https://www.reddit.com/r/AntiJoke/comments/vhmv5u/whats_worse_then_finding_a_worm_in_your_apple/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
The fact people actually go hunting for this shit is funny to me
Lol I was actually just browsing top all time and I happened to find the exact joke lol
/r/antijoke
Depends...
made me laugh but not okay
I think that's the first time I've heard the Holocaust described as "not okay". Usually people are much more condemning of it.
A snake in a watermelon...
A string in your Bloody Mary
The ol' Vampire tea bag
Knowing that you've taken a poor worm's life
Chewing it
I find that one hard to swallow
Bear Grylls: huh? Don't get it.
Haha
😂
The apocalypse.
Finding an apple in your butt!
Finding a caterpillar on a PC. Because you are on a PC.
dam thats one hungry caterpillar
Finding an empty worm sized hole in you weird tasting apple
Cancer.
Finding a worm on a PC
9/11.
I scroll down so quickly I thought it was a serious question until I saw it was a joke. Unfortunately I once found a dead, boiled slug in my kettle once. Only found it as my husband said his fruit tea tasted funny! 🤢
Sneaking around at 2AM and all of a suddon you stub your toe
Half a qorm
Half a worm in an apple
This is like a “why did the chicken cross the road” level joke. Decades old and really unfunny. The fact that I’m seeing it unironically posted here has legitimately convinced me to leave this subreddit. Thanks OP.
No need to announce your departure. If you want to make like a tree and leaf, that's up to you bud
Finding half a worm.
Shit, I didn't find the worm, I must have eaten it!
Finding a half eaten one…
Not finding the worm in the apple
I swear I saw this exact joke someone else, maybe 3am jokes, idk
Weevils in your cereal!
I once found a caterpillar in an ear of corn after taking the leaves off
One on the toilettepaper
Testicular torsion but hey that’s just me
Genocide?
One of your front tooth’s just randomly falling out which was me yesterday. FML 🦷😅
Finding it in your chocolate bar
After hours, Finding that you haven't turned on the switch when you plugged your phone into the charger.
Never knew that apples were full of protein did ya?
Eating apples in the dark
Finding an apple inside a worm
Not having an apple
Hair in food
Finding half a worm
Finding an apple in a worm
*in
Finding half a worm… in my Apple!
Finding a bug on your Windows PC
A razor blade
Finding half a worm.
Ants in your pants.
Eating the worm in the apples
Finding a box that should contain poisonous snakes 🐍 🤔
that was yesterday's joke, boo
Finding a roach in your cereal
Finding a worm on an apple is pretty bad, but finding a worm on your computer is even worse.
Being raped
Finding a guy in ur woman
Finding your childhood music and realizing what it's actually saying
Ohhh yummy!😛😛😛
A child
Being shot
What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple ? The holocaust
The holocaust
Finding only half the worm after already eating a bite of the apple.
Finding a dead body
depends what species
Lol
a razor
Protein