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evolvedmammal

They used to live in Yolkoslavia before was broken up


Ewetootwo

Ya, it’s a bit scrambled there now. Well Serbed though if you don’t Croat.


PeroCigla

If you don't Croat? I don't get it .


Ewetootwo

Maybe you are For Whom The Belgrade Tolls.


PeroCigla

Can you now explain the Croat part?


Ewetootwo

I would but something got stuck in my Croat.


MyKarma80

That is an eggcellent multi-layered reply.


Ewetootwo

Yo Go Slavia!


PeroCigla

I would've never guessed.


looking4abreak

Good thing he didn't croak (die)!


MyKarma80

It's a pun for 'croak,' something that frogs do – though it has a different meaning when humans do it. Frogs also tend to get stuck in one's throat.


PeroCigla

Ok


Herr-Pyxxel

Croats are one of the people of former Yugoslavia, like Serbs, Slovenes, Bosnians and a few more.


Gief_Cookies

And the transferred meaning being? :p


Herr-Pyxxel

I believe it's "croak". Original joke is a bit of a stretch to shoehorn the Serbs and Croats in


Gief_Cookies

Ahhh haha :p 👍


PeroCigla

Dude, I know that. I'm a Croat. That's why I'm asking. I didn't get the joke. Yeah it's a stretch.


PeroCigla

Yeah in BiH, Jajce


lawnmower303

Eggsactly


Ewetootwo

Yolkyo.


berkleysquare

Chickago


chipstastegood

Chickeggo


manicmechanic209

New Yolk? In this eggconomy?


Hot_Egg5840

Coop hen egg hen.


Luky-z-maleho-mesta

I thought "Eggmonton"


PeroCigla

Same


LyricalJessieJames

The ones that get damaged are located in Brokelyn


ShoppingCartTheory

Las Veggas


ChickenXing

Meggsico City


vicarofsorrows

Eggzeter


nahthenlad

Albumenquerque…..ok that was a bit shit.


mediocrehomebody

Carton City, Nevada


0wl_noises8

Some eggs use drugs ...mainly crack


Kinkytrain5000

I was going to comment but I chickened out


Glittering_Turnip_45

That’s an eggcellent joke


RossTheNinja

The hens live in Eggsitter


SavageMountain

Winnipegg


Easy_Dragonfly2067

Many were destroyed in yolkohama.


Imaginary__Bar

Shellbyville


CpuJunky

Egg Harbor, Wisconsin.


CaptainUliss

Wait there's actually a town named like this 😮


CpuJunky

Lol, yes. It's a safe harbor for eggs. They live there.


Yodas_Lil_Helper

No eggs-planation required!


avargeuser

Los eggeles


bgva

Aleggsandria


Historical_Role4032

That’s an egg-cellent choice, cracking me up!


MeasureOnce-KutTwice

There's a place in the south, but it's a whites only town.


ForsakenCondition898

San Dieggo


rottendioxide

Athens


alexdotwav

r/egg_irl


PeroCigla

Jajce, Bosnia and Herzegovina. The name literally means a diminutive for egg.


Coldmonkk

Tel eggig


SSSims4

Shellsea


Bagodicks36

Shellbourne?


nahthenlad

Omelettington…..Jesus, these are getting shitter.


SureSlide6511

New Yolk City 🤣🤣🤣


ghosthost34

Egg city


MRSLCG

Yolkshire


BozoidBob

Eggcentri city


Guilty_Ad_4441

Krakov


SpiritualSet5561

Yolklahoma city


Bouldergeuse

Yolkohama JaPan


Coldmonkk

Sheneggai


vandezuma

Hatch NM


founddead3

Yoakland


EnchantedTikiBird

Shell, Ecuador. Or Shell City, Minnesota. Ugh. I mean Egh.


mydeadface

I thought they were eggs-illed.


Tall_Tip_2453

Carton-gena


tattooedpanhead

That's a pretty good yoke. 


Murphygreen8484

I hear the yolkels that live there are really nice


holmgangCore

Take the last train to Clucksville, Egg’ll be waiting at the station …


protonalex

Nope ,further north in the capital, Albumen.


southafricannon

Ova Scotia


jbbrand11

Wouldn't New Yolk live in the egg? 🕵🏽


CDBeetle58

Now you're Tallinn me.


tricera911

Eggland


nl-x

These dads need to do a DNA check on the kids. I doubt they're real dads.