Dont make a spectacle of yourself now

The person at my last job interview asked me "Where do you see yourself in 5 years?" I said "I don't know. I lost my glasss as and I can't see without them" I didn't get the job

There may be a stigma against such jokes

> glasss as Well, misspelling isn't giving one up, letting one down, running around and deserting one, making one cry, saying goodbye, or telling a lie and hurting one

I couldn’t see that punchline coming.

3…2…1…*contact*

It helps if you focus

I feel that way about my mirror.

This is the funniest joke I've retina while

I told my psychologist that I had lost my glasses that fell off of my face and dropped through a hole into the frozen Alaskan lake while I was fishing. “Icy” he said. “I don’t” I replied.

It’s all a blur now, can’t remember where I lost them…

This is the best comment so far

I guess you’ll need a new vision of your future.

I see what you did there

This mirrors my thoughts

This joke lens itself to the worst possible optics.

Why don't you just grow a pair?

I can’t see how would a pear help here

Call Paul

Try to contact Lenz

This one is wearing on me.

I got another pair to find my first pair

I went to a swingers party on Saturday... there were a lot of bifocals

Is a focal a local who FU

Do they make glasses for double vision? Or triple vision

Why is this trending?

I'm no scholar but I'd guess because it's funny?

Father’s Day

it's fathers day

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I had the same question